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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the shilling has started already, I see

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is up?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        WAAAZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        WAAAZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!

        scream is unironically more funny than scary movie 1. It's an amazing comedy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      not much, how about you?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deez nuts!

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    CSGO was in open beta 1 year before release. curb your enthusiasm.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a real person? Do real people speak like? Curb your enthusiasm? homie you sound like a marvel movie

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Always keep it. To not is unattractive. It's unseemly.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll marvel ya butt if you don't tell me where the update is!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          if it's not announced on the official CS2 twitter there is nothing

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Explain to me, what kind of shit goes throu your mind when you make shitty fake threads like this? Le ebin trolling or what?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but this is real thread, I’m posting in it right now

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A thread died so your shitty one could take its place.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    a reminder moronic cs2 devs reverted back literally the only unique thing about cs2 by making the smokes tiny again

    twitter com/i/status/1691589728007770158

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      moronic userbase gets moronic devs. Not surprising.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smokes were too big newbie. Post rank

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they were realistic. whats the point of volumetric smokes when they are the same tiny mushrooms?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neither of those are nowhere near realistic, also why do morons think realism is a good argument?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly. Do these autists also want surfing removed as a game mechanic because it's "unrealistic"? The CS devs know what they're doing. The beta revealed how shit the original design was.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as you can still shoot holes in it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what?
      what the frick was the point then

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they were always supposed to be the same size, they were supposed to just distribute differently in smaller spaces like vents and hallways which they still do, anon is just being a moron

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          did you read the comments? everyone hates this change.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because they spent time learning one ways and they can't get kills without some bs trick or unfair advantage.
            It's a good thing that they are gone.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              you mean the b***hing about how they have to use teamplay again and coordinate multiple smokes to smoke off outside nuke instead of just throwing 1 smoke? moron?

              no, it's because it looks stupid. CS2 is moving toward a more realistic presentation and the utility physics should reflect that.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >CS2 is moving toward a more realistic presentation
                ok so you are trolling, CS has never been realistic and on top of that cs2 is more cartoony than when csgo released. Look at the playermodels new artstyle for frick sake

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i see nothing cartoony here. ok the nose of the bald guy is a little too big, but that's because of his ethnic features. CS is a satisfying balance of gamey and realistic. Fortnite is cartoony.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                buddy they look closer to fortnite than the old models did

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah the dude saying new CS isn’t cartoony is probably a counter strike newbie, literally a b***h in a diving suit running around in half my matches. valve did this so they could monetize playermodels, ya know something that was free in previous games just like they also monetized everything that was free in previous games
                you all will continue giving them money though

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                its hard not to give them money when its the only fps that hasn't had gameplay fricked up just to cater to casuals and controller homosexuals that want the game to aim for them

                it's mainly because of the plastic looking hair.

                I mean yea, the maps look just as bright and cartoony compared to old csgo too.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's mainly because of the plastic looking hair.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                the old models were perfect, why did they change them?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                no they weren't, low Q as frick

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why can't these homosexuals just release OG 1337KR3W model..

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >CS has never been realistic
                It was up until now.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                CS was aiming for arcade realism back when it was 1.6, but now the game is a cartoon. Why is it a cartoon? Honestly, the players die way to easily due to the increase in damage in a lot of weapons and the size of hitboxes. Geared up infantry with light arms usually don't fall over instantly after being tagged once, most people don't even realize they've been hit due to adrenaline unless it hits you somewhere very obvious or important. There are rarely any actual gunfights anymore, it's just 1 taps and angles.

                Remember when players used to actually burst and strafe-dance during fights? Now it's just preaim, stop, click. I personally think if they brought back paper walls again the game would be way better off.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the size of hitboxes
                smaller than CSS
                >strafe-dance
                counter strafing is still a mechanic
                >infantry with light arms usually don't fall over instantly after being tagged once
                you can literally survive an AWP shot, what do you mean?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still bigger than 1.6, that's all that matters. Lower skill cap leads to

                People used to burst because they were too bad to spray. Pros all spray because they aren't bad anymore.

                Easy spraying. Bad design.

                What I mean is most of the games life cycle has been 1 taps with 300 dollar pistols from dumb distances while running and gunning. They over the years toned it down, but a majority of the guns are way too lethal. The deagle can 2 shot to the stomach up close, where as in 1.6 it needed 3 or 4 in the chest. Shit like that makes taking any form of damage have a larger impact on the player than it should. Scouts to the stomach can do 91 damage. in 1.6 it would cap out at 55. It's really bad. AWP shots used to do less leg damage too.

                >Geared up infantry
                bro, CS is full of people in tshirts lol

                Visually, yes, mechanically, no.

                >aiming for arcade realism back when it was 1.6
                that was the time of Quake 3 and Unreal Tournament before your cowadoodys. they were aiming for full realism with the technology of the time.

                lmao good one, I've been playing this shit since beta 4, it's always been arcade realism. If you wanted "realism" at the time, you would play the Infiltration mod on UT99.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you would play delta force multiplayer for realism

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's another one too, but I liked Infiltration a lot more. Or OFP / Joint Operations when those came out.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Geared up infantry
                bro, CS is full of people in tshirts lol

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                People used to burst because they were too bad to spray. Pros all spray because they aren't bad anymore.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I should also mention that crouch-walk spraying is really fricking gay and needs to be fixed. Any movement at all should make your aim shit, all I see are crouch ADADA spam spraying and crouch walk awping.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you talking about GO? crouch assisted spraying is a thing, but no one moves while doing it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >aiming for arcade realism back when it was 1.6
                that was the time of Quake 3 and Unreal Tournament before your cowadoodys. they were aiming for full realism with the technology of the time.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                How in the frick is CS2 more realistic?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                by having more realistic materials, shaders, lighting, sound design, glass breaking physics. you know all those things that let you immerse yourself better.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you mean the b***hing about how they have to use teamplay again and coordinate multiple smokes to smoke off outside nuke instead of just throwing 1 smoke? moron?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they got anxious it will change the meta too much. cs players want the same game except with improved shaders for their rainbow colored virtual fidget spinners

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not up

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is the appeal of Counter Strike? I tried CSGO and it was the most uninteresting game I've ever played. I tried Source and that was better but still not that captivating.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You push M1 and things sometimes die.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      jumping around is fun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gambling. Both ingame and the store.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a first person shooter that is actually fun without any live service bullshit
      that’s the answer
      cs go is dogshit but I have 5,000 hours because it’s just so fricking fun

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So CS:GO is just CS1.9 right?

    CS 1.5
    CS 1.6
    CS:CZ (1.7)
    CS:S (1.8)
    CS:GO (1.9)
    CS 2

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the numbers for CS is moronic, because you also forgot to take into account counter strike for xbox, or nexon zombies or cs online or cs online 2

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they gonna add zombies
    if not on launch, definitely on halloween

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get into the limited test?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't CS2 even show up on Steam?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      because despite previous claims, it is not up

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even for pre-order?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      because its just an update to csgo, and the beta isnt public, once cs2 is out it will just replace csgo

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when csgo was a flop until they added lootcrates?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NFTs are fine when a company that *I* like does it
      gamers are legit the dumbest morons on earth

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Skins aren't NFTs. Also CS:GO is a good game unlike every NFT game scam.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          skins aren’t nfts true they’re not on a blockchain. So you’re saying the only reason NFTs are bad is because they’re on a blockchain? Because that’s the only difference between the two. You think paying to own digital property isn’t moronic? Cool dude

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes i remember. gambling is bad but on the other hand CSGO is the only game with paid cosmetics that you can resell when you are done playing with them and even make profit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        CSGO and TF2 that is, the only ones that matter anyway. PUBG's short lived economy flopped. I guess DOTA is a thing too.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can resell a lot of NFTs as well. Do you enjoy the concept of NFTs or are you just defending valve because they’re a company you personally like?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, name a game that gives you free NFTs that actual human beings will buy on both the Steam market place and through standard shit like paypal.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            whoah valve gives me free p250 sand dunes based!!! Thank you valve for taking every system from previous games and monetizing it in the scummiest ways possible. Next paycheck I’ll be able to get a kewl knife!!!!! Gaben is love gaben is lie xD

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've gotten a bunch of free steam games from selling skins and cases, but that's a bad thing because we can't mod in our epic anime titty sprays and gun changers

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                the left 4 dead 2's workshop is a weebs wet dream. better enjoy it now before they monetize l4d3. they banned mods in versus though.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                l4d mods are frickin wack

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                not so much for player models, but there are a lot of weeby gun skins. i see a lot of imported stuff from asian f2p FPS too. obviously you can't make a rape simulator out of l4d.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I’ve bought shitty games a few times from an objectively scummy and moronic business practice so it’s ok. being able to have freedom in videogames is stupid goyim you probably just want to put boobies on your guns (btw cs go has multiple anime girl skins)
                based Gabe wienersleeve
                i love paying for stattrak music kits and sprays
                leave the billion dollar company alone chud

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love how mindbroken you are, post ahegao

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                what other game makes you money just from playing? even in TF2 you have to play for a year just to get enough metal for 1 key ($2)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                actually keys are now 50-60 ref, so it will take you 2 years. for comparison by playing CSGO you will have enough money to buy several AAA games at full price.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              dropped cases are actually worth something now. true, everything is exponentially more expensive now but the days of $0.03 cases are over (bad news for investors)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can't get enjoyment out of owning NFTs. im talking about playskins specifically. investing in cases, capsules, stickers is a whole new ball game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shitskin keeps posting this meme in every thread but is too moronic to even look at how early csgo played

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >people loved the ADADADADADA p90, tec9 run and gun spam, p250 1 taps, r8 memes and cz full 16-round gameplay era of csgo

        lmao

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          best era of the game
          I also miss the glock47

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when Ganker said CSGO was way better than shitty CS:S until they added loot crates? I do

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no it isn't
    made me check
    frick you

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's up
    nuh uh

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some guy posted this in reddit

    so yeah no public beta for now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i didnt want to playtest their beta for free anyway.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont understand whats so great about this shit and why you gays love it
    its slow, the aim is shit, its filled with too many bots or cheaters, and boring
    it doesnt even have any good music at all

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      easy to understand, infinite skill floor.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        *ceiling

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My main and alt on CSGO are both perma muted and if I ever mess around or deviate from meta I get suspended for griefing.

    The report system in this game is broken and abused.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      One time I begged steam support directly for green trust and I got it, but it seems to have since expired along with my privilege to review overwatch cases
      You can try that, but if you actually have a history of communications abuse on record it's probably not going to work.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still one of the best trailers ever made

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this one is goat

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It does not appear to be up

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY CSGO IS OUTDATED? ITS OUTDATED IAMMGOING INNNNSAANEE I SHALL UPDATE

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my only regret is that I did not buy more crates

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    content for the Zombie Escape fans

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really fricking hope they fix server browser and revive mg, ze and zm

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So no beta access today?

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1,000,000 active daily players

    wtf i literally don't know anyone in my friends list who play this game. is it all 3rd worlders?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, as in Chinese.

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