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sausage is the best pizza topping
fite me
Ham and Hamburger is the greatest combination, but Hamburger and Sausage is a close second
too simple, too salty, too one sided, not fun to shit out, too greasy, too heavy. Absolutely disgusting bad taste. Limiting to 1 topping being the best is pure stupidity. A pizza must consist of multiple toppings to be good.
Honestly I have been to some expensive luxury restaurant with some of the most abysmal pizzas I've ever eaten. Everything else is okay in that restaurant, but the pizzas which are the main business concept of that place are absolutely disgusting. Absolute idiots chef they got. I wish I had become a restaurant critique
>one topping pizza is le bad
This is an absolutely subjective opinion you fricking troon. Why do you homosexuals insist your “diversity good” drivel into even our food? If you like everything that’s you. If you just want sausage that’s also a good pizza.(still a gay for loving sausage)
sausage is fine, but a meal should consist of 80% vegetable. And no, ketchup isn't a vegetable. It's teh opposite
Please enlighten us on what constitutes a based pizza topping
Literally anything you want, including sausage. If it tastes good you to you it’s food moron. Don’t be a gate keeping foodgay.
Unless it's pineapple, then we gatekeep
Ur a tard and you are the one on the outside seething about not being part of the club lol
There's nothing better than a pepperoni pizza with exactly the kind of Pepperoni you prefer. It's universal. Do you like the kind that curl up into a little cup and hold a puddle of grease in them? You're going to prefer to just have pepperoni from a place that uses them.
Do you like the kind that conform to the surface and have that semi-soft-crumbly texture? You're going to prefer just pepperoni from a place that uses them. The only reason you get anything other than pepperoni only on a pizza is that the restaurant doesn't use your favorite variety.
I agree. Get the pizza you want and frick the tryhard posers who want to be “seen” eating “gourmet” pizza as if that’s even a thing
>A pizza must consist of multiple toppings to be good.
well done cheese pizza can be the best
you gotta let it sit and cool off a bit so its not still piping hot and full of moisture
pepperoni is sausage
"Pepperoni" is Salami, Amerigay.
salami is sausage
touché
Chicken and mushrooms thoughchance
anything other than Margerita Italiano is straight up barbaric
Single topping: Mushroom
Two Topping: Mushroom and Pepperoni
Full toppings: Mushroom, Green Pep, Onion, Pepperoni
And always, always, extra cheese.
Cooked 1.5x (just below well-done)
sausage, peppers, onions, olives, garlic, crushed red pepper flakes.
simple as.
Does adding too much toppings make the pizza more greasy and Sloppy ?
too many pepperoni can make it greasy. too much cheese can make it watery.
>huge thick red line near the crust
>cheese ends inches before the crust even starts to raise
>the red line of tomato sauce isnt even touching the raised part of the crust
>cheese just ends in random spots all over the pizza, always revealing the crust, not sauce
ive worked in pizza places for years and this is far worse than the shittiest pizzas i have ever seen
it clearly appears there is no red sauce anywhere except encircling the cheese
what the frick
im so fricking triggered
>i'm 0.5% italian
american pizzas are disgusting. Americans should never talk how food should be. Like some dumbster racoon telling you how anchovies should taste
this reads as a nonsequitor because im comparing a videogame pizza to thousands of american pizzas
yes, any of those mainstream american pizzas in sims are absolutely disgusting. absolute trash food. Usually pizza isn't trash food. It's just american food chains that manage to make anything dumbster trash.
finally someone with taste. Havent eaten that, but that sounds like a joy to eat.
flippers is god tier
papa johns is good
deep dish at dominos is good
pizza hut is garbage
all the thin crust pizzas at these places are shit tier frozen bread not baked fresh in the oven
Gigatard “opinion” kys yourself. Literally nothing tops the Chicago deep dish.
looks neat, but considering american food safety regulations it probably has the same effect of a laxative. You can keep your chlorine boiled chicken, modified plants and animals and disgusting chemical component foods
>deep dish
That's not a pizza, that's a quiche. Degenerate.
Define pizza moron. Define different to flambre. Define difference to flammkuchen
Well, they're flat for one. Deep dish pizza is just a way to increase pizza portion size, because actual pizza wasn't enough for these fat fricking Americans. Enjoy your pasta sauce quiche.
>Pasta sauce quiche
If the tomatoes are fresh, it's heavenly
>fresh anything
>USA
Sure thing fat, but it's not a pizza.
>derp
Glad to see you equivocate and simp
Concession rejected though, burn in hell
>he's actually proud of this invention
Deep dish pizza is delicious. It's a fruit pie with tomatoes.
>It's a fruit pie with tomatoes.
Exactly.
Dumb post, low effort response.
Ur coping lol. Pathetic denials confirm lmao.
>I'm too fat to enjoy pizza, so I just eat a bowl of toppings.
>taking pride in the fact that you're so healthy that you eat pizzas
Your too far gone
You're fricking European, right? Do you not like tomatoes or something? What's wrong with you? Tomato pie sounds delicious.
Sure I do, but I don't need to eat a bowl of it and eat the bowl to boot, because I'm not a hamplanet.
You're supposed to eat like 1-2 slices of deep dish pizza and share the rest with friends. Nobody is eating full deep dish pizzas by themselves in one sitting.... I think.
>Nobody is eating full deep dish pizzas by themselves in one sitting.... I think.
haha yeah totally
>You're supposed to eat like 1-2 slices of deep dish pizza and share the rest with friends.
Only in the commercials. No one goes out with friends anymore.
>Nobody is eating full deep dish pizzas by themselves in one sitting.... I think.
How do you think the US arrived at 43% or whatever obesity rate?
>Nobody is eating full deep dish pizzas by themselves in one sitting.... I think.
very few places actually do real deep dish, most of it is normal pizza served in a huge deep pan (where the pizza itself barely even goes halfway to the top of the pan) to trick you since most of them are tourist trap restaurants.
Is this an actual argument over healthiness across the varieties of pizza? If so 1. Fricking lmao 2. You missed the point of pizza 3. newbie
This is an argument over whether deep dish pizza is pizza or quiche, and whether you're a fat slobbering pig if you enjoy it. Also no, I'm not even an oldgay, I'm an originalgay.
>originaldgay
Maybe so but back then all we cared about was tentacle rape and irc meltdowns. There is no debate, your admission that deep dish pizza is deep dish pizza is enough. We don’t need a trial to determine if “deep dish pizza” is a quiche or not or if quiche is a pizza (your burden of proof)
>Maybe so but back then all we cared about was tentacle rape and irc meltdowns.
Correct, ah, to be young again..
>(your burden of proof)
No it's not. You made the claim by labeling it pizza, you prove it's pizza.
No you claimed pizza is not pizza. Burden of proof on you child.
What is this cope???
I was in italy once, and there are different types of pizzas. Some are cheap like the one in the picture, but then there are also "meal" pizzas which are nice. The main difference between the american pizza and the italian pizza are the ingredients. American food safety is considered a joke outside of america. American products are a mark of bad quality. Thanks to cutting costs and chemicals. So I would prefer the authentic pizza if the ingredients simply because I assume the ingredients are not of mc donalds quality.
The problem with american food chains is how crazy they are about creating an even looking food product, but the ingredients are absolute shite. Look how roided many americans look like just from eating american meat. Those cows get extra muscle thanks to steroids I assume producing more meat, that's chemically contaminated.
>American food safety is a joke outside of America
Still about 5,000x better than Asia
The Japs are turbo-autistic about their food safety.
There's a reason they can eat chicken sashimi without worry
Jap here no we aren’t. We just have nicer presentation but it’s the same slop.
Everytime I say Asia some jap dings me. I mean fricking Korea. I lived there for 5 years and the food safety is horrendous. My Korean wife was shocked when I told her our local chain grocery store (in the USA) had to throw out all the milk in their fridges one day because the power went out for 2 hours. Everywhere I've been in Asia (not Japan) makes American food safety look incredible by comparison.
Wow you have been I Asia for a whole 5 years and you agree with me our shit isn’t better than anywhere else in the world? Awesome glad you are rational and not a stupid fanboy of some region
I think that's the difference. I think some laws are not about food safety. Spoiled milk is nothing bad. Chemicals in the food are.
Of course it'S bad if the milk spoils before the date of spoil, but in that case you can go back to the store and give it back. So it's a nonsense food safety law to trash all milk because power went out for 2 hours. Putting chems into food on the other hand is a truly bad food safety law.
So I'm on the side with your wife.
I was thinking more about the restaurants in Korea. Like seeing restaurants put vegetables or fish out on the sidewalk drying on tarps to be fed to customers later, or just generally dirtier restaurants compared to the USA.
I can see where you're coming from with the chemicals though. That does seem bad and the USA does that more than elsewhere, I realize. I've only been to Europe once but the food was amazing so maybe you're right.
Yet American food safety is still an unregulated joke that dystopian sci-fi is based on.
America actually places #3 on quality and safety on the global food security index
american doctors believe that guzzling basedbean oil is healthy and that animal fats are toxic
That index is more about food availability, which the US certainly has. US food is packed with questionable ingredients, but the corporations that produce your slop are so powerful they buy the politicians not to regulate them. Unless you're a yuppie or traveled abroad, you've probably never tasted real bread.
Availability is a different category on that index
No, it's the main category. Food safety is actual a footnote in that index, it's mainly about how many calories the population could get their hands on and for what price.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_security
Very funny then that the USA doesn't even make the top 10 on the index for total score
Yeah, 'cause the US has a massive class divide.
Low scores in availability(Because its the 4th largest country in the world) and low scores in sustainability(Because they dont care about commie climate change bullshit)
No dipshit its literally third in quality and safety
Bullshit. Your corporate overlords bought that list. There's shit in your food that's not even legal in Europe.
>Europe.
And?
A horse is just a fast cow.
..your point? Horse meat is delicious. Is this some weird animal rights thing?
Horses are companions not food, for the same reason you shouldn't eat cats or dogs
Horses are fricking moronic, I feel less bad about eating them than I do cows
No, you don't eat cats or dogs because they're predators, and predators taste weird. Horses are just slender cows.
Cows are friendly and playful animals too, you can befriend them just as well. Pigs are the most intelligent of the animals we regularly eat, no qualms there?
Horse meat is suprising good. Big downside most the meat comes old horses. Probably full of medicine and other stuff.
>UK 3080 tonnes
Who the hell is producing/buying it? There was a full-blown national scandal when it turned out that some cheap shitty frozen lasagne might possibly have had some horse meat mixed into it, that's how unpopular the idea of eating horse meat is here.
Only to native brits. Your country has long since stopped existing.
>#3
lmaooo what happened to le safest food supply in the entire world?. Just keeps dropping with each new e. coli outbreak eh? El Salvador probably has safer food than muttland
Here are the top places people have gotten sick abroad:
1. Spain (30 percent)
2. Turkey (15 percent)
3. Egypt (13 percent)
4. Greece (12 percent)
5. France (12 percent)
6. Italy (8 percent)
7. America (7 percent)
I call bullshit on that list. Probably didn't account for number of visits or something, because obviously food safety in places like India or all of Africa are going to be way worse than those countries.
Its from a travel guide so it doesnt include shitholes no one goes too
Yeah, so completely irrelevant bullshit that doesn't take long term effects into account, only if someone got the shits on vacation.
People ALWAYS think asia is just Japan and, at most, China. Totally forgetting that places like Cambodia, Malaysia and Laos exists. Have I been to those places? Yup. Have I gotten food poisoning from there? Each and every one. Did I see a 5 year old boy shit off the side of a boat and on the other watch his mother wash fruits in the same river? You bet. And don't EVER get me started on fricking Pagpag, that shit would kill god damn Indians.
Yeah I've been to Laos and Thailand. Food safety was worse there.
was surprised to find out that many mainstream products like japanese curry are full of bad chemicals. You fell for the same lies I did for the longest time. Their meat also gets pumped full of red color.
indeed, this was a real surprise. I'm not sure if it's better. Clorine boiled chicken is quite low on my chart. But asia kept this hidden for a long time. But yeah, japanese food has sunken very low too in my view.
>Your food is inedible to the western world
>UM BUT WE'RE BETTER THAN ASIA
Asia is not the western world.
they dont give female cows androgenic steroids you fricking moron
giving hormones are actually illegal here, they give a drug which increases the hormones the cows produce on their own. plus they're selectively bred, and they breed the ones that grow up the fastest, which incidentally means having the most hormones. the animals are full of estrogen and other non male hormones if anything, thats why our women are aging so fast and our men all have boobs and young men are looking increasingly feminine and childish
>Creating an even looking food product
It's more that our franchises have extremely specific rules about consistency because the mega-corporations that run them don't want franchisees to frick up the brand.
>Domino's
>cheap
Shit's insanely expensive for what you actually get
Most of the high end places make them like italian pizzas in america, they can be really good. I live in a fairly wealthy area. Most of the poor ass areas have shitty pizza though
It looks like a school cafeteria pizza that has crust so hard it cuts the roof of your mouth
Pepperoni, jalapeno and blue mold cheese are the best toppings.
caramelized onion, jalapeno peppers, pineapple, ham
Alright since it's world pizza day I'm gonna get a pizza with those on it tonight, this better be good
Absolutely putrid me boy
Sounds pretty good. I like Hawaiian pizza but I've never had one with jalapenos
I enjoy the combination of sweet and spicy. If you have the option, add hot honey to it.
People who put pineapple on pizza should be castrated.
Jalapeno + pineapple is pure gastronomy on a kinoludoic scale.
Shut the frick up redditor, you're just shitting on it because it's a current fad - the only people I know who don't like pineapple on pizza (of course with fitting toppings) are plebs with no taste who chow down the worst, shittiest of slop and dislike most proper delicacies.
>you're just shitting on it because it's a current fad
This, i don't even bother replying to them since they're just morons who follow the popular opinion and likely has never even had pineapple on pizza, especially not in combination with spicy peppers, or just trolling
I remember a post from an anon whose then-20-y.o friend used to chow down pineapple pizzas every week.
Fast forward 10 years, they started hanging out again (late 2010s) and he, as a 30 year old normoid dudebro, wouldn't shut up everytime they had a slice about how eating pineapple on pizza is the gayest thing ever and what kind of homosexual puts pineapple on pizza etc.
He was making a point about herd mentality and NPC behavior but it has stuck with me as one of the better posts I've read in this shithole; I happen to have a very close friend who spouts the same bullshit yet has never actually tried it.
He also will eat the WORST, most overcooked, low quality meat imagineable, has a disdain for every kind of vegetable, HATES sushi (without ever having tasted it) and expensive fancy cheese etc.
Reminder kids:
^ these are the people shitting on you for pineapple on pizza.
To be fair the ONLY reasons for not liking pineapple jalapeno pizza are:
a) You are from Napoli, it's your culinary heritage etc...
b) You've tried pineapple pizza with bacon or something shitty and nonsynergistic like that.
c) You don't like spicy peppers, have the taste palette of a baby etc.
/blogpost
You homosexuals are so far up your own asses that you can't possibly imagine that someone would hate this shit before the argument took off
sims 2 is goated
Why did they add blur to the left image? That's not how it looked at all. Are zoomers moronic?
zoomers can't zoom
its old af
This really says a lot about the sim series
Says a lot about modern gaming in general, really.
That will be $5.00
Food opinions arguments are fricking moronic
Even more so than vidya opinion arguments
I'll eat whatever the frick I want, if you wanna recommend me something go ahead but I couldn't give less of a shit that you think I'm eating bread with pasta sauce the wrong way
ok. try this. everyone who eats regular "milk chocolate" is a subhuman moron and their opinions are wrong and bad. its not subjective. their gut flora is screwed up with an addiction to sugar from a candida infection causing them to think they prefer mushy tastless goop "chocolate" to the actual thing because it feeds the bacterial growth in their digestive system which is slowly killing them
>its not subjective
Then it's not an opinion, is it? Not that I trust your claim at face value either way
You can see where they abandoned realistic graphics and went for a cartoon.
Vidya's most famous pizza
what is that, pepperoni jalapeener pizza?
For me?
Homemade tomato sauce. Quality mozzarella. Portobello mushrooms. Ham. Caramelized onion. Finely cut parsley. Olives. Don't spam the ingredients. And then a decent red wine.
Great job, you spammed the ingredients
>wine
>with pizza
lmao homosexual. You will never be Italian.
what is on that texture?
a fruit salad?
those look like orange slices
Number 2 is the best looking pizza. Number 3 is most realistic. Number 1 has most soul. Number 4 looks like shit.
Something I learned pretty late is that also japanese food regulations are very bad. Many taste dishes like japanese curry are also full of chemicals. Somehow japan kept it more hidden than america for a long time thanks to the other quality products from japan like electricts and cars.
>Look up the global food security index
>my country at the top
ebin :-DD
vegetable oil and corn syrup are industrial lubricant, fuel and very slow acting poisons, not food ingredients and therefore do not count as food no matter if your population gets over 50% of their calories from them (they do)
american lifespans are decreasing and will continue to decline drastically
>vegetable oil is le bad because /misc/ told me so
Stop eating broccoli and potatoes
helo is dis disgusons abou finlan :DDD
>thinly veiled Ganker thread
>veiled
>thickly veined Ganker thread
pineapple and anchovies for me
get out
Little Caesars Deep Dish is the best pizza ever, period
when are we going to admit sims 4 is a good game,/v/?
you cant abuse eating trash food everyday without your sim getting fat
Have you actually played it? It's not fun.
You know what? This entire thread needs to be reminded what the best pizza in video games is. Thank you OP.
OH GOD AMERICA SAVE ME Black personMAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fricking obsessed
I'm about to post some cheese pizza in this thread. I'll fricking do it too. Don't tempt me.
I just got soul hackers 2 and when I started it and saw this I remembered this thread
there's 2 pieces at the start but I took the screencap just after the guy took one of them
>asian at that
kys seaBlack person
I went a pizza place a year ago that had the best margherita pizza I've ever had. They also had the best anchovies I've ever had they weren't gritty or anything. I miss that place a lot.
What game is this?
ffxv
Cheesy
This is genuinelly the best looking graphics for a pizza that I've ever seen in a videogame. How did nintendo manage to do this on the fricking wiiu/switch???
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Mario can you tech me some italian?
>Finnish cuisine
Is it really that bad? wtf
List is shit.
By Chinese they mean the local take-away, which is not even Chinese food.
Barely anyone eats actual Japanese food.
No one knows what counts of French food apart from baguettes, croissants, and rumors of frogs and snails.
I'm Finnish, our traditional food is just kinda bland. Stews, fish, baked goods.
Most dishes use nothing more than salt and black pepper, maybe some herbs if you're lucky.
Though more modern recipes of classic dishes do try to mix things up a bit. I wouldn't call it bad, but I understand why people prefer dishes slathered with oil, cheese and spices more.
Fried moose is the fricking bomb though and I don't think it'll ever be dethroned as my favorite food ever.
>Japanese cuisine
What Japanese cuisine has the average person realistically eaten apart from sushi and instant ramen?
Jap here again our “cuisine” is okay and I’m proud of it but it’s by no means the goat. Things people traditionally associate with Japanese food are not, curry is Indian and we stole it from the British even, yakiniku is Korean, Kobe beef is a western style, we basically have udon which is great but yeah not a powerhouse
you're not fooling anyone english teaching scum go back to your own country instead of being a Black person in japan.
Okay schizo
I wasn't dissing it. I'm Dutch, I love raw fish. My point was just that people don't know what Japanese food even is. Japanese restaurants are scarce in the west, and most of them are very expensive. Most people have only eaten cheap grocery store sushi and instant cup-ramen, and base their opinion of Japanese cuisine on that.
I agree. We don’t know what Japanese food even is. Most things considered high class or desirable have foreign influence. Our big thing we export is sushi. I love sushi but no serious person in Japan will tell you it’s a staple, we eat it as a treat mostly. It’s rice and fish. Our national cultural diet is really fish, which isn’t sexy. Anyone could confirm this walking around Japan for 10 minutes. You will see crabs, you will see scallops. They’re will be anime characters out of sea creatures. It matters here cuz food but no one out of Japan cares or should
I like it, but I do have to giggle at the number of times some anime has the main character introduce Japanese food to a foreign culture and they all orgasm at how good it is. I understand being proud of your country, but I'll fully admit that Dutch food is just a variety of stews and local junkfood.
Yeah we view it the same way. When a anime that is international makes a big deal about some random dish it’s very cringe, it doesn’t happen often though last I remember is konosuba from a few years ago
It pops up in random isekai a lot, where the protag feeds a bowl of udon to some medieval fantasy people and they're extremely impressed.
Cool, actual udon is gay and literal protein, you can spice it up with fried chicken or kimchi or wherever but then it’s not Japanese it’s gayshit
The Chinese food they're talking about in this graphic is actually 100% American.
They add wood flour to bread and call it a delicacy, and reindeer is very polarizing. (pun absolutely intended.)
>britain dead average
That’s how you know it’s the best
>australian cuisine
what the frick do we even have to offer, a bunnings snag?
>Chinese actively downvoting all the other cuisines
>still lose
>sims 2 pizza looks the best and has the most SOVL
Perfect description of this whole series
Sims 2 pizza isn't even pizza, it's American slop. Sims 4 is the real deal.
American goyslop obesity pizza is better than italian pizza, it’s true
Celiac bros, where we at? Find any good gluten free pizza crusts?
Make the crust out of cheese.
You claimed it was pizza to begin with.
Because it is. You insinuated otherwise. Burden of proof = (You)
You're wrong, but here you go:
Dictionary definition of pizza:
>A baked pie of Italian origin consisting of a shallow breadlike crust covered with toppings such as seasoned tomato sauce, cheese, or sausage. A baked Italian dish of a thinly rolled bread dough crust typically topped before baking with tomato sauce, cheese, and other ingredients such as meat, vegetables or fruit.
>shallow breadlike crust
>thinly rolled bread
>shallow
>thinly rolled
What's the opposite of shallow? Deep.
>italian origin
Derp. It’s not the bread that makes it deep dish. New?
The bread is literally the deep dish.
Dish: An open, generally shallow concave container for holding, cooking, or serving food.
Deep dish pizza. In that it’s literally a pizza. Everyone calls it a pizza. You are on an impossible quest to make it not a pizza
I can make a roast pig and call it pizza, doesn't mean it's actually pizza. It's a misnomer.
>Sims 1
Too pixalated to give an opinion
>Sims 2
It's pepperoni pizza so it's bound to be good. Could have a bit more tomato sauce close to the bread crust but still would.
>Sims 3
Peak pizza design in the sims. All the toppings are nicelly spread out but there isn't too many of them to the point you can't taste the tomato sauce and cheese. Tomato sauce is also nicelly spread not leaving a lot of unneeded empty space between the crust.
>Sims 4
Absolutelly disgusting. The cheese looks like piss. I can't tell if the red dots are supposed to be pepperoni slices or tomato sauce. Also there's barelly any tomato sauce spread out???Do these Black folk expect people to eat nothing but bread crust?
3 has olives, it's dead to me.
2>3>1>>>>>>>>>>4
Thread theme
sweet maple sausage, red bell peppers and black olives
oh yeah... it's pizza time
delicious but what is the green mush?
I actually don't know, it does look like pesto like
says.
our absolute worst offender is a pizza with banana, chicken and curry on it. What's weird is that it's actually pretty good
Scandi-turkish pizza amalgams are truly horrifying. Here in Denmark people love these dumb pizzas covered in green salad, tomatoes, kebab and dressing. I hate them though.
>Meat, dressing, salad and dough is a terrifying concept to Anon
Let me guess, sweden?
Pesto, I reckon
I wanna know what sauce it is that went onto those school lunch rectangle pizzas. Think they used it in the spaghetti too. I never liked the actual bread or cheese and the little meat chunks were so small they may as well been not there but somehow I can still distinctly remember the taste of the sauce. It was like an extra tangy marinara and had some kind of herbal kick to it. That sauce alone was the only reason why those pizzas were still worth eating and I imagine how good it'd taste on a real pizza. Heard that they don't have them in schools anymore and haven't been around since the late 00's though
Sorta related but these pizzas sold at Ikea are the closest to "school lunch pizzas" that I've ever seen outside a school.
>closest Ikea near me closed down a few years ago
>nearest after that is a 9 hour drive away
Fricking sucks
ranch sauce extra cheese italian sausage/chicken and bacon
>ranch
A true American experience
The chicken bacon ranch pizza from dominos is fricking delicious
Can we all at least agree that thick pizzas are moronic?
>more crust, meaning they hide the taste of the toppings
>if they add more toppings/sauce to compensate, the pizza will be messy, greasy and dripping ingrediets everywhere
>usually so crispy around the edges that it will cut your mouth up
>too much to eat unless you're a landwhale
Meanwhile, thin pizza:
>Thin layer of crust that is light but still rigid enough to hold a moderate layer of sauce & ingredients
>perfect balance of flavor and texture
>more space in stomach for the nutritious toppings, unline the carb nuke that is a thick pizza
>cooks faster, better and costs less
I like and appreciate both.
>ur an idort
Okay
Disagree. Pizza is all about the bread, not the toppings
I'd rather say it's about the sauce,
I've seen mediocre dough become divine in the hands of a juicy sauce and good cheese
Agree that the sauce is the most important topping. But bread is still the star of the show.
peaked at sims2
reminder that eating any other topping than pepperoni on your pizza makes you a gay troony or boomer or woman
this thread made me remember that I used to really like papa john's favorite pizza from papa john's but I haven't ordered from there since they kicked him out for saying the gamer word. pizza is so expensive now frickin little caesars is up to $8.
Apparently his case is going to go to trial. I want big Papa to win.
>olives
very good
I think I see mushrooms too
Thick dough pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut is the best pizza I ever ate.
Not judging if that was your heaven great. Just know there is even better out there
Sims 2 has the best one
Just throwing this in cuz it’s the right audience, what did the emperor mean when he told Horus he would wait for him, that he forgave him?
That he'll wait for him to return to the order side of the force.
This thread got me to order Dominos for the first time in over a decade...
I forget if it changed less than a decade ago, but dominos is way better now than when I was a kid
it was around 2010
You will never eat a real pizza. You probably call them 'za's you absolute degenerate. Contemplate ending it all. /spit
Best stuff I've tasted so far while traveling:
>really spicy Acaraje, I had in Salvador, Brazil, could probably be a bit milder
>canned sardine I bought in Lisbon that was insanely good for some reason??? And had a whole lot of flavors
>spaghetti al nero di seppia I had while on my way back home from Rome
I just looked up and calculated how many calories there is in pizza and you'd be shocked. I will NOT be doing that thanks!
the main issue is that a pizza is really big
The main issue is that it's really fricking delicious
but yes, you can basically eat anything you want and still lose weight as long as you don't gorge yourself, so pizza is fine in normal portions
If you only eat like one large slice sure, a big pizza is easily about 2000 kcal, and that's without dressing
>and that's without dressing
What do you mean by dressing?
Pizza dressing, sour cream, ranch, whatever people put on top. I don't typically need that as long as the pizza itself is good, but you know most people drench their pizza's in dressings, especially in America. Adding hundres of kcal extra easily
What the frick? America needs a slap across the breasts.
It's very common and pretty tasty tbqh especially if the pizza is cheap and shitty. It gets more common the more midwest you go IMO.
No. Foodcrime.
Crime or not, it's very common
Shitty pizza is already a food crime so you might as well not b***h out and become a full food criminal.
>especially in America
homie what the frick are you talking about?
no one does that shit
Lmao, Americans always clap about their ranch dressing
Blue cheese is so much better. It is to pizza what steroids are to bodybuilding. In moderation of course.
What is it, like 300 kcal? Surprisingly little imo.
What kind of pizza are we talking?
normal human's plate -sized pizza, or american fat-ass stove-wide pizza of overindulgence?
I'd eat both, regardless,
The only people who need to worry about calories are those who eat constantly or don't burn them at all
>The only people who need to worry about calories are those who eat constantly or don't burn them at all
Wait till you're past 30.
You can easily fast away one night of indulgent pizza. Learning how to fast is the hack of your 30s.
Fasting is uncomfortable, I'd rather just not stuff myself.
homosexual. Grow up. It's one of the most important things you can do. Once you learn a few tricks it's really simple. Like you NEED salt even when you aren't eating calories - that staves off the headaches and hunger pangs. If you make really good coffee or tea that can be very satisfying. If you learn breathing patterns that put you to sleep (physiological sigh - google it) you can get to sleep no matter what and I mean no matter what. And avoiding food in general, smelling something really good will bring the cravings back, but ironically if I just cooked something for my kids the ritual would sort of fulfill the craving all on it's own.
My longest was 72hrs and yeah things started to feel a little weird by then but it's one of the best things you can do for your health and completely refreshes your relationship with food.
Not that anon but I get really really irritable at the 20 hour mark. I'm not going to jail because being hangry.
Salt, sleep, and giving yourself every other indulgence during that time.
If you start to feel cranky at night, go to bed. If you learn the breathing technique I talked about you can put yourself to sleep no matter what. I've done it hungry, angry, with the hiccups, on a plane, in a tree stand, it just werks.
The 20 hour marks tend to be at 4PM or something so sleep isn't an option
Well then obviously you need to work on your sleep schedule as well. Bad sleep will frick up your appetite and make you eat worse as well
This. You will not be able to lose weight on a normal calorie deficit if you aren't sleeping. I think the actual losing-the-weight happens overnight, at least that's what I observed personally. You need GOOD, CONSISTENT sleep or your body will cling to every bit of fat tissue you have
When the last meal is at 8pm then 20 hours afterward is 4pm the next day.
Also sleeping at 11pm before waking up at 8 sounds pretty normal imo
Don't be a slave to when you eat at the start Anon, it's a good idea to have a regular time of eating, but if you just wanna lose weight you only focus on how many calories you get each day, don't fast and wait 20 hours between each meal like this, just eat smaller meals throughout the day
Yeah I'm just saying going beyond 20 hours just makes me mad so I tend to do 16-18 hour fasts.
A trick for anyone who wants to lose weight is to see how many calories are in 100g of food, then weigh your food before you eat and input it into a calorie tracker (cronometer is pretty okay)
Not saying this should be something you live by your whole life, but it's motivating to do during your weight loss so you realise how much food you put in you, when you see how many calories you've had in a day it's easier to stop at some point or to adjust it and think "well if i just skip this thing i'm kinda craving i'll be losing weight no problem"
I've easily had a deficit of 1000kcal a day for a week now just from this.
Not knowing how many calories you put in you makes it really easy to overeat.
And if you eat too much one day you can just recover from it another day, don't be too harsh on yourself if you slip up a day or two
Different foods have different caloric densities, you can't just weigh them.
Clearly i meant inputting each specific food item/meal and its respective calorie count per 100g, obviously every food has different amounts of calories per 100g. So yes you can weigh them and it's a very common and proven way to lose weight, and such apps makes it much easier
Fair enough, I just pick a caloric count and check the packaging so I don't overshoot it.
It's a truism of business that what gets measured gets managed, and that's true for everything in your life too.
I'm aware of all the tricks, twat. My record is two weeks. In 72 hours you're not even over the initial hunger pangs.
That doesn't mean it's not uncomfortable nor is it particularly healthy (aside from calories, you're not getting your vitamins and minerals either) beyond the obvious weight loss. How about you grow up and not let yourself get to a point where you need to fast?
Two weeks no calorie fast is impressive if real but fasting should be a somewhat regular practice in your life for men at least. I'm religious so it's built into my schedule at certain times of the year.
>fasting should be a somewhat regular practice
No it shouldn't. Your religious ceremonies are up to you, but they're not general health advise.
Agree to disagree, especially if you've had weight problems your whole life. I was a fat kid and I LOVE to cook and eat, and when I eat I like to eat until I'm good and full. Fasting and IF was the only thing that ever stuck for me and I lost like 50lbs in a few months.
I'm sorry, but that's not a healthy way to do it. You're better off deprogramming your likely American feeding habits and eating less in general. Either that or move a lot.
You won't accept the idea that a lot of these things are inborn but it's true, plus fasting matches a more "natural" pattern of how you'd get your calories. Constantly digesting is not "normal".
It's not the healthiest way to do it, but if he lost 50 pounds that way and doesn't feel awful then that's clearly better than being overweight. I think it's a bad idea to put someone who's overweight on a "perfect diet" right away. All they really need is to burn less than they consume by any means as long as it's not with starvation, even eating shitty food as long as it's not above the calorie budget in total. Then after a while try and focus on healthier diet and such, but too much at once will just make people fail
Again, fasting might not be the best idea for everyone, if 16 hours works for you then great, but don't obsess over having to fast.
Put the fork down
Oh, PS:
>Two weeks no calorie fast is impressive
It's not as impressive as it sounds. The first 3 or so days are the hardest part, after that the feeling of hunger mostly goes away and your only problems will be an icky taste in your mouth and a lack of stamina.
Sounds like you're both "worrying about calories", you're not just stuffing your faces with whatever trash you want because you're a teenager and can't get fat.
Yes and? You learn to manage calories. Thinking about calories on a per-week scale is much more useful than a per-day scale. If you have 5000 calories of garbage pizza one day and then only a small dinner the next day, that's a wash. You're clear. It's maybe not the most nutritional binge but as an adult you're basically built already. Take your supplements like the old man you (we) are.
>Yes and?
The whole argument was about "worrying about calories", what do you mean yes and? You clearly worry about calories if you're "managing" them.
I'm 32, almost 33, so, what am I supposed to be seeing here?
When I order pizza, I tend to go for a normal and family size pizza, then eat that for two days
>then eat that for two days
Well there's the difference, a lot of people eat the whole or at least more than half of it in one sitting all by themselves. You stumbled upon the secret strategy of not being a fatass by just not gorging yourself like a pig
Although if you mean you order both a normal and family sized pizza at once and then eat those over 2 days then wtf. But as long as that's all you eat during those 2 days then that's fine. Fatasses eat snacks and soda as well during that, and likely other meals
>take some light taste olive oil
>thinly slice some garlic
>put them in the olive oil and let them marinate for a day or two
>put the marinated garlic on your pizza and bake
twu
>pizzagate thread
Jalapeno, red pepper, double garlic, anchovy.
Actually pretty good but it is as strong as it sounds
https://www.thedailymeal.com/1210545/dominos-might-be-responsible-for-why-you-dip-your-pizza-slices-in-ranch/
Domino's is the reason Americans's arteries are swimming in ranch dressing. Boycott the Domino's israelites and save yourselves
I used to work at a pizza place and I was able to take a burnt cheese pizza. I unironically love burnt plain cheese pizza now.
no pizza place around here has anchovies and im fricking tired of it.
Put some on yourself?
thats what i do but its just an extra step i dont want to do when im being lazy and ordering pizza in the first place
>pizza hut has a deal where ordering a large pizza gets you a free medium
>all that shit costs me $15
At least it makes me full for the whole day
>"What's that? Of course i eat olives on my pizza, just as the funding italians intended"
I know you guys like pizza, but have you ever read pizza?
>they chose THAT for the cover
makes me dread seeing the other recipes.
It's about a third of a history book of different pizza, another fourth is technique, the rest of it is recipes.
mämmipizza
Best thread on Ganker right now
I can't stand olives on pizza
Holy frick, this. Weird flavor combination.
>not going for quattro formaggi
NGMI
best pizza? cheese and nothing else
>chad.jpeg
Only if both dough and cheese are non-american
what cheese do you prefer on it?
The worst for me is gorgonzola and burrata. Especially the latter. Tasteless piece of shit thing.
I've actually never had *just* cheese on my pizza.
I know it's not bad, but somehow, it just seems so outlandish to me - like you're wasting the pizza by not making it.. you know.. pizzaier?
Maybe if I ever go to some truly fancy pizza place, I'll try it, but generally I want some protein in my food
sometimes less is more,cheese is all i need,it helps thats usually the cheapest option too
I forgot how in the sims 2 the pizza actually splits off and it flops like in real life
Also there was supposed to be a second type of pizza in the Sims 2 but remains unused due to it not being activated but it is in the files and through mods it can be reactivated
for me it's blue cheese shrimps salami