I know that a lot of people on this board would require magical assistance in order to get themselves alone in a room with a woman but if you're choosing that over having a mythical deity at your beck and call you're moronic
I'm choosing Victini and heading to Vegas
>Implying that a night with Troona is the redpill (based) and that having any one legendary you want is the bluepill (cringe)
Weak b8, OP. Then again, it looks like you don’t need strong b8 to get 27 people to post.
What kind of absolute moron would pick red? She wouldn't even frick you. You'd just have an awkward date, and if you tried anything funny she'd call the cops on you.
>get Sogaleo >warp to pokeworld (open up the isekai service) >???? >profit >get Cynthia from a verse where she's about to get ganked as a teen >now have multiverse legendary and waifu
Red Pill easily
I can catch any Legendary with training prowess, but if Cynthia doesn't like me the only thing i can do is resort to this magic pill and mindbreak her the same night.
All the blue pill answers are wrong. Cynthia has Giratina so every single legendary is beneath that in power and scale. And Arceus isn't a legendary, Arceus is a mythical, so you can't get access to it. If you chose the blue pill you'd just lose, and bad. And you'd probably be the one being vored by Giratina at the end of the day.
Red pill probably won't work either but at least you get a chance to impress her (but probably fail)
OP is a moronic homosexual, so I went ahead and fixed it so it's actually a tough choice now.
Jirachi and wish for infinite knowledge or as much as Jirachi can give you, then you invent immortality and everything you can. Once the wish fades out you will be immortal and moronicly rich.
Literally masters + Giratina came to her and volo's aid once so it'll come to her again upon request
https://i.imgur.com/kGQuAdO.jpg
But I'll still choose Blue, because since Cynthia is interested in myths, I could allow for Cynthia to have the opportunity to be able to interview and speak with another pokemon of legend, record their myths and stories, and even battle with them. That way Cynthia and I could be friends forever and it would be far more meaningful than just one night with a stranger where she'd probably get her Garchomp to scare her creeps away anyways, or the anons here with lustful intentions who've literally never talked to women in their lives and who Arceus would never trust with a pokemon of legend
Still picking Hoopa portal to Pokeworld, I get 2 hours to warp around looking for master balls and legendaries to throw them at, pretty sure I could get a couple in that time. Even if I couldn't, I'd still have gotten a good deal
none of the mythics have a power worth it
maybe jirachi? i can have it move some
veblen goods or gold into my house from somewhere else
would have picked the wife but waking up in the pokemon world would be a nightmare
Still picking Hoopa portal to Pokeworld, I get 2 hours to warp around looking for master balls and legendaries to throw them at, pretty sure I could get a couple in that time. Even if I couldn't, I'd still have gotten a good deal
you would run out of time before you found even ONE masterball
think of how small the ball is compared to the world its in;
its like saying "im gonna teleport to earth and find this exact quarter im looking for lol"
https://i.imgur.com/kGQuAdO.jpg
would frick cynthia
unless i can keep shining mew forever
"It's affects slowly fade" Huh? What kind of bullshit is this?
Is it not possible to make one of these that doesn't favor "muh" waifus? there's no way you're going to convince me pussy is better than having grand knowledge and being able to command powerful pokemon. It doesn't matter how many random rules you try to implement on having a legendary.
>The entire point is to give you access to the phenomenal power of a legendary for a limited period >Boo hoo why can't I wish to own a Mewtwo forever and completely break the hypothetical?
Sounds to me like you'd rather have a stable, uneventful life rather than take a gamble on making the most of a limited period of godhood. Sucks to lack an imagination, I guess.
>dialga to send asia back to the jurrasic age and kill 5 billion insects
You could probably accomplish that with Kyogre and still have time to spare to sink Australia as well.
Better than anything either of those options could offer me. Both options are temporary, and so aren't worth wasting my time on. >Temporary access to an absurdly powerful creature, after which they and their effects vanish without a trace >A boring, soulless relationship with what amounts to a mindless slave that could never truly complete me no matter how hard it tried >A boring, soulless relationship with what amounts to a mindless slave that could never truly complete me no matter how hard it tried, and also I have to give up my friends and everything I care about in my life and can't replace it with any sort of meaningful hobby
There are no winning options, the best choice is not to play.
Not OP, I'm just not someone who is pathetic and lonely enough to trade the amazing friends he has for some braindead zombie of a wienersleeve or 5 minutes of control over a divine force. If you're gonna give me a choice make the options actually appealing.
Only a cringe neckbeard would choose the right one. >muh trad wife waifu that will put up with my garbage personality, complete lack of basic hygiene or cleanliness
Imagine being such a garbage human being you need basically a flesh puppet just to get laid.
It's not even the getting laid part, it's the "They will basically be a mindless servant". I don't want a fricking sex doll as a life partner I want a person who I can spend my life with.
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Concur
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>to trade the amazing friends he has for some braindead zombie of a wienersleeve or 5 minutes of control over a divine force.
lmao he can't even read.
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Idk I think he read it clearly
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I read it perfectly. >Can't think for themselves, their opinions are exactly like mine >Literally incapable of realizing they're a clone of a fictional character, thus lacking self-awareness >Love you unconditionally, meaning that love is worthless >Move in with you, no matter what >Literally will have kids just because you want to
Or >Not only is their free will taken, so is mine >Can't participate in the best part of being in the pokemon world, forced to be reduced to a house husband >Life is "ideal" meaning it's perfect with no problems >I have to give up the friends I have here for this shitty new life
Both are dogshit options unless you're a pathetic, lonely, friendless incel incapable of dealing with even a little bit of confrontation with someone you care about.
Only a cringe neckbeard would choose the right one. >muh trad wife waifu that will put up with my garbage personality, complete lack of basic hygiene or cleanliness
Imagine being such a garbage human being you need basically a flesh puppet just to get laid.
Right bottom choice is hilariously kino. You would be like a living meme in the pokemon world and treated like a mr. Bean tier national celebrity. Who even needs the waifu at that point? That's just a built in ride or die straight man to your two man comedy act.
Legendary is a no-brainer. >Pick Arceus >As Arceus is now under your command, ask it to create a Cynthia who loves you >You now both have God under your employ and the girl you wanted
If we're being autistic about Mythicals then I choose Necrozma for the same reason I would have picked Hoopa: Going to a Pokemon world. I'll become a trainer there with my bro and I won't try to fuse him because base form is the coolest.
It's possible that it might not know where to go exactly, but it is certainly capable of opening Ultra Wormholes on its own. I assume it went to Alola with a purpose so it should have some idea of how to find its way through Ultra Space, since it went there and straight back to Ultra Megalopolis after consooming the box legendary.
>get legendary rayquaza >have feds show up to my doorstep the same day and confiscate while killing my dogs
or >have sex with cynthia once >great but short experience >depressed knowing she's some used up middle aged prostitute that will continue fricking other guys after >know my life's issues will stay the same and everything will be the same after
why bother
I would pick a psychic pokemon then.
I hope it can unlock psychic powers in me, if not, I will just use it to steal money and live an easy and carefree life.
>Get Ultra Necrozma >Basically able to hold any universe across the multiverse hostage, and can blackmail anyone into compliance under threat of having their sun eaten or planet scorched barren
Yeah, why would I settle for a basic b***h like Cynthia (who I've never seen the appeal of to begin with) when I can use a literal universe-hopping god to have my pick of anyone I want? You really didn't think this one through.
>Acquire Sriracha >Wish for a perfect clone of Cynthia with one difference: she's utterly obsessed with and loyal to me. >Have Jirachi murder every other man in the planet with psychic powers >Kill Cynthia when she gets old and ugly in a few years
Blue pill. I can force the red pill with a Fug
Black pill
Because
Can I have Ditto instead
Only if the legendary is female.
Counterpoint: Mew.
>have infinite nights with Lugia or Suicune
bump
Depends. Does "legendary" include mythicals in this case?
Do you plan on fricking a Keldeo or something, anon?
blue
left one so I can take a palkia and teleport wherever I want
I’m not a zoomer so I don’t give a frick about shithia
Cynthia
Yes
Can I take them both and spend 1 night with a legendary instead?
Blue. Shitroona makes me vomit.
I know that a lot of people on this board would require magical assistance in order to get themselves alone in a room with a woman but if you're choosing that over having a mythical deity at your beck and call you're moronic
I'm choosing Victini and heading to Vegas
Winning in casinos ends with yourself death. Enjoy.
I get into a fight with the mob and Victini guarantees I beat them :^)
Cant I frick Cynthia and then get her to catch Fug for me?
These things are so stupid. I can have a Hoopa and become a fricking god. Why would anyone ever pick the other choice?
>Giving any shits about one generic looking blonde with small breasts.
Seriously now?
Have Jirachi
Literally free wishes
Ask for two nights with Cynthia
Profit.
>pick Jirachi
>it doesn’t wake up for another 700 years
>die of old age before you can make a wish
Frick yeah I always wanted a Shaymin
With Legendary mons i can pull more and better b***hes than Cynthia
>spend 1 night with human woman
>get a cool pokemon irl
wow so difficult (sarcasm)
I'll take the pokemon, even if it was a shitmon
>your entire supply of red pills my good man.
Spend the night with Cynthia, but I can bring a Seviper
Sexo with Cynthia
Get Arceus and use his power to have sex with Cynthia
Blue pill. I don't want that flat hag
Blue. Gimme that Dialga NOW.
You could've at least have her be your wife or some shit. Only the worst of the coomers would choose right
>Implying that a night with Troona is the redpill (based) and that having any one legendary you want is the bluepill (cringe)
Weak b8, OP. Then again, it looks like you don’t need strong b8 to get 27 people to post.
Cynthia but night doesn't end until i stop having sex with her.
>Only 1 night
Awful deal.
I'll just get a Terapagos and ask it to give me my own personal Cynthia that will forever obey me.
rayquaza cloaca > Cynthia vegana
What kind of absolute moron would pick red? She wouldn't even frick you. You'd just have an awkward date, and if you tried anything funny she'd call the cops on you.
Obtain said legendary
Make Legendary eat Cynthia
Good ending for everyone
M M M MYYY SHIRONA
>pick Solgaleo
>go on adventure across the multiverse
>encounter worlds filled with nothing but subservient Cynthias
it’s a no-brainer really
How are you going to adventure when you don't have s space suit?
You'll die the second you jump into a wormhole.
Blue pill.
This wasn't really a difficult choice.
I’ll have a Legendary, then spend every night with her
>get Sogaleo
>warp to pokeworld (open up the isekai service)
>????
>profit
>get Cynthia from a verse where she's about to get ganked as a teen
>now have multiverse legendary and waifu
is this even a question?
>latias
best girl frick
Blue
Reshiram
>take legendary
>trade it for a zigzagoon
>I fricking love zigzagoon
This but I give it a friend in bidoof
Silly billy
Red Pill easily
I can catch any Legendary with training prowess, but if Cynthia doesn't like me the only thing i can do is resort to this magic pill and mindbreak her the same night.
All the blue pill answers are wrong. Cynthia has Giratina so every single legendary is beneath that in power and scale. And Arceus isn't a legendary, Arceus is a mythical, so you can't get access to it. If you chose the blue pill you'd just lose, and bad. And you'd probably be the one being vored by Giratina at the end of the day.
Red pill probably won't work either but at least you get a chance to impress her (but probably fail)
Good morning sir!
ill take literally any legendary and then blow up this guy ->
aww, that's too bad that you're resorting to hurting me if you can't get at Cynthia anon
>Cynthia has Giratina so [HEADCANON]
Jirachi and wish for infinite knowledge or as much as Jirachi can give you, then you invent immortality and everything you can. Once the wish fades out you will be immortal and moronicly rich.
Literally masters + Giratina came to her and volo's aid once so it'll come to her again upon request
But I'll still choose Blue, because since Cynthia is interested in myths, I could allow for Cynthia to have the opportunity to be able to interview and speak with another pokemon of legend, record their myths and stories, and even battle with them. That way Cynthia and I could be friends forever and it would be far more meaningful than just one night with a stranger where she'd probably get her Garchomp to scare her creeps away anyways, or the anons here with lustful intentions who've literally never talked to women in their lives and who Arceus would never trust with a pokemon of legend
>it'll come to her again upon request
so will i whats your fricking point?
Good slave, good slavr
All the blue pills answers are right. Be sure to feed Cynthia to your newly acquired companion as a treat
Blue I'm not really attracted to women who aren't bbw
If i have almost any legendary pokemon, I can force any girl I want to frick me, morality aside. that or theyll frick me for clout
imagine the fricking hassle of taking care of a legendary Pokemon IRL holy shit
I'm picking the woman
havent you ever heard of a high maintenance woman? however bad legendary care might be, women are worse
it says spend ONE night though
even one night can feel like an eternity if the chick is enough of a c**t and you put up with it just for sex
lol virgins detected
The people who know the true horrors of women are those who have spent sufficient time in their company
Blue pill, acquire jirachi, wish for bottles of blue and red pills.
how about a legendary-tier gardevoir?
>blue pill
>get celebii/diagla
>time travel back to get red pill
I'm taking Hoopa
Rev up that portal, cause I am coming to the Pokeworld
>get Arceus
I don't even have to add more.
OP is a moronic homosexual, so I went ahead and fixed it so it's actually a tough choice now.
Still picking Hoopa portal to Pokeworld, I get 2 hours to warp around looking for master balls and legendaries to throw them at, pretty sure I could get a couple in that time. Even if I couldn't, I'd still have gotten a good deal
top right wife scenario. a man or pokemon master cannot be his best without a fulfilling love to share his life with.
none of the mythics have a power worth it
maybe jirachi? i can have it move some
veblen goods or gold into my house from somewhere else
would have picked the wife but waking up in the pokemon world would be a nightmare
you would run out of time before you found even ONE masterball
think of how small the ball is compared to the world its in;
its like saying "im gonna teleport to earth and find this exact quarter im looking for lol"
would frick cynthia
unless i can keep shining mew forever
You can just show Hoopa a picture of a Master Ball and it will get one for you.
>Fixed it
>makes it completely biased
"It's affects slowly fade" Huh? What kind of bullshit is this?
Is it not possible to make one of these that doesn't favor "muh" waifus? there's no way you're going to convince me pussy is better than having grand knowledge and being able to command powerful pokemon. It doesn't matter how many random rules you try to implement on having a legendary.
>The entire point is to give you access to the phenomenal power of a legendary for a limited period
>Boo hoo why can't I wish to own a Mewtwo forever and completely break the hypothetical?
>limited time legends (with 10000 restrictions)
vs
>Brain dead Waifu that will love you forever but you will never win a pokemon battle
Awful fricking choices. And totally unbiased.
Sounds to me like you'd rather have a stable, uneventful life rather than take a gamble on making the most of a limited period of godhood. Sucks to lack an imagination, I guess.
>op is a moronic homosexual
>posts the most tryhard Black personhomosexual bullshit vp has ever seen
You're both homosexuals, homosexual.
>decision requires more than 10 seconds of thought and this infuriates anon
dialga to send asia back to the jurrasic age and kill 5 billion insects
if thats not possible, using palkia/ hoopa to bring large chunks of the sun to every major city in asia
>dialga to send asia back to the jurrasic age and kill 5 billion insects
You could probably accomplish that with Kyogre and still have time to spare to sink Australia as well.
What do you have against Asians? Guess asian women weren't so submissive after all anon!
Both of these options suck ass and I'd rather just keep living the life I'm living now.
How is life anon
Better than anything either of those options could offer me. Both options are temporary, and so aren't worth wasting my time on.
>Temporary access to an absurdly powerful creature, after which they and their effects vanish without a trace
>A boring, soulless relationship with what amounts to a mindless slave that could never truly complete me no matter how hard it tried
>A boring, soulless relationship with what amounts to a mindless slave that could never truly complete me no matter how hard it tried, and also I have to give up my friends and everything I care about in my life and can't replace it with any sort of meaningful hobby
There are no winning options, the best choice is not to play.
We get it op, you're angry because people think your thread sucks.
Nah he's right
Not OP, I'm just not someone who is pathetic and lonely enough to trade the amazing friends he has for some braindead zombie of a wienersleeve or 5 minutes of control over a divine force. If you're gonna give me a choice make the options actually appealing.
It's not even the getting laid part, it's the "They will basically be a mindless servant". I don't want a fricking sex doll as a life partner I want a person who I can spend my life with.
Concur
>to trade the amazing friends he has for some braindead zombie of a wienersleeve or 5 minutes of control over a divine force.
lmao he can't even read.
Idk I think he read it clearly
I read it perfectly.
>Can't think for themselves, their opinions are exactly like mine
>Literally incapable of realizing they're a clone of a fictional character, thus lacking self-awareness
>Love you unconditionally, meaning that love is worthless
>Move in with you, no matter what
>Literally will have kids just because you want to
Or
>Not only is their free will taken, so is mine
>Can't participate in the best part of being in the pokemon world, forced to be reduced to a house husband
>Life is "ideal" meaning it's perfect with no problems
>I have to give up the friends I have here for this shitty new life
Both are dogshit options unless you're a pathetic, lonely, friendless incel incapable of dealing with even a little bit of confrontation with someone you care about.
Only a cringe neckbeard would choose the right one.
>muh trad wife waifu that will put up with my garbage personality, complete lack of basic hygiene or cleanliness
Imagine being such a garbage human being you need basically a flesh puppet just to get laid.
Right bottom choice is hilariously kino. You would be like a living meme in the pokemon world and treated like a mr. Bean tier national celebrity. Who even needs the waifu at that point? That's just a built in ride or die straight man to your two man comedy act.
Blue so I can get a jirachi to grant me a wish in 1000 years
Blue, because I could have Cynthia forever with the right choice of legend.
taking the legendary pill
give me fug so I can fly around on a cool dragon that’s my favorite color
Legendary is a no-brainer.
>Pick Arceus
>As Arceus is now under your command, ask it to create a Cynthia who loves you
>You now both have God under your employ and the girl you wanted
Nice
Blue Pill
Make it Mew
> Mew Used Transform!
Get to frick Cynthia every night
Get cuck'd, losers.
Mythical
same thing
>pick Latias
>she can transform but prefer her true form
>never cared for Cynthia
Easy
Lmao I can just get Darkrai and use dark void on chicks, and yeah...
I don't want either of those
Based moronic Simp.
thank you for the (you) but I'm still picking Blue pill. Cynthia is trash and your waifu is shit.
RED RED RED RED
Is inferior to Cynthia, yes
Give me a mewtwo (female)
everyone who didn't pick airplane gf is wrong
If we're being autistic about Mythicals then I choose Necrozma for the same reason I would have picked Hoopa: Going to a Pokemon world. I'll become a trainer there with my bro and I won't try to fuse him because base form is the coolest.
Can necrozma actually do that
>picks Diagla
>travels through time to pick red as well
It's possible that it might not know where to go exactly, but it is certainly capable of opening Ultra Wormholes on its own. I assume it went to Alola with a purpose so it should have some idea of how to find its way through Ultra Space, since it went there and straight back to Ultra Megalopolis after consooming the box legendary.
>choose Malamar
>mind control Cynthia
>profit
This thread is stupid.
Togekiss use Dazzling Gleam
>spend one night with a e-girlcon
I’m too old for her
Im taking Jirachi
Im wishing for a Gardevoir, Lopunny and a Latias
>get mew
>mew uses transform
>transforms into cynthia
>profit
>get legendary rayquaza
>have feds show up to my doorstep the same day and confiscate while killing my dogs
or
>have sex with cynthia once
>great but short experience
>depressed knowing she's some used up middle aged prostitute that will continue fricking other guys after
>know my life's issues will stay the same and everything will be the same after
why bother
I assure you feds don’t have anything better than some machamps and some route 1 shitmons
t. actual glowBlack person
You don't think sinnoh feds haven't been monitoring this entire thread to track down people who have unhinged thoughts towards Cynthia?
I would pick a psychic pokemon then.
I hope it can unlock psychic powers in me, if not, I will just use it to steal money and live an easy and carefree life.
Does the blue pill also let me watch fug eat Cynthia?
Blue, I want my Yveltal
>Get Ultra Necrozma
>Basically able to hold any universe across the multiverse hostage, and can blackmail anyone into compliance under threat of having their sun eaten or planet scorched barren
Yeah, why would I settle for a basic b***h like Cynthia (who I've never seen the appeal of to begin with) when I can use a literal universe-hopping god to have my pick of anyone I want? You really didn't think this one through.
Cynthia is smarter, kinder (obviously) and more cultured than you tho, so if that makes her basic what does that make you
Pretty sure I can get Cynthia for longer if I own a Fug or Giratina.
Giratina doesn't share
I choose to have a one night stand with the female champion of Sinnoh Cynthia because I typed in ''Stab Avery with a kitchen knife'' on google images.
>Acquire Sriracha
>Wish for a perfect clone of Cynthia with one difference: she's utterly obsessed with and loyal to me.
>Have Jirachi murder every other man in the planet with psychic powers
>Kill Cynthia when she gets old and ugly in a few years
Koraidon
>more attractive
>has an actual personality
Cynthia
>ugly
>personality of cardboard
Why would I not just pick Koraidon? I get a mount, a friend for life, and steamy dino sex 24/7.
>a-a-ackshually
Nobody cares, waifuRAT.
>have sex once
>have ultimate power forever
What kind of false equivalency is this?
Right? Pick the sex, ultimate power is boring.
I choose a legendary Pokemon and I select my favorite, Registeel
Blue. I pick Necrozma and go to a dimension where I frick Cynthia, then go to a dimension where Israel doesn't exist.
This is actually a morality test isn't it
I bet the pokemon wouldn't even follow you if you took the blue pill, because you aren't pure hearted
And for red pill Cynthia would just choke you out with her spiritomb anyways
I would use jirachi's wish to make me a woman
Mythicals are a sub category of legendary for the nth time
If you guys chose either the blue or red options Arceus would send someone to stop you because you're the evil villain lol