ITT: Absolute stupid decisions in game dev

ITT: Absolute stupid decisions in game dev

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    speaking of FFXV
    >let's put story content IN A NOVEL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was part of a DLC that was canceled due to poor sales.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's an epilogue because they ran out of budget. Luna gets resurrected and gets Ardyns's power. Bahamut is the butthole who did this whole shit to begin with, and it ends with Ardyn sealing Bahamut away and dying. Luna and Noctis get married and have children. Luna's brother doesn't get corrupted. Aranea is a sidekick, and they Redeem Ardyn's memory saying he was the original king before Noctis's ancestor did his coup shit. I feel like it's more akin to the original plot of Versus 13 focusing more on Luna before it was switched to be Road trip with the boys because the only playable parts Tabbata was given was the Open world Road trip

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Bahamut is the butthole who did this whole shit to begin with

        that was revealed in Ardyn's character episode

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How many different media do I need to consume to get story?

        Anime series, movie, game after tons of updates, demo game, novel. Anything else?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Destiny 1 has done cards that pointed to a website with main lore.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Ardyn sealing Bahamut away
        Book version of XV's Bahamut made it to the Strangers of paradise world. Isn't the novel just about the alternate ending where Noctis lives? It isn't canon. Dissidia mobile game is more canon to XV's story then the novel.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Book version of XV's Bahamut made it to the Strangers of paradise world.

          got proof?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Play Strangers of Paradise DLC where Bahamut talks about it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I youtubed it, nothing specifically mentions it's XV's Bahamut

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                6 minutes you watched the whole DLC? Go back and rewatch it or stop being a lying homosexual and play it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Based on the Omen trailer I think it was supposed to be cycles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNM6o9um1dc
          It kept repeating until a universe where it didn't get fricked up. Hench at the end of the game it's black screen and you hear the beginning of the game again. Maybe it was trying some Nier Automata shit since it came out at the same time and made by Square Enix

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >let's make the cool opening setpiece from the 2013 e3 trailer a movie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't they pull the same shit with Type:0? If you didn't read the novel before the entire second half of the game makes no sense

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        all I know about Type 0's plot is that the actual plot is locked behind NG+

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good book though. But yeah fricking morons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What a fragmented mess of a game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >let's put story content IN A NOVEL
      WoW in a nutshell
      >new expansion comes
      >the whole reason why we have this expansion in the first place was something in the novel
      >the game makes almost zero reference to this and expects you to just know about it

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Straight gamers are the most oppressed race, homosexuals and fujos never are.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      women were a mistake

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What about lesbians?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        looks like theyre trying to grind lesbians out of existence too.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think? Lesbians are trannies number 1 enemy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lesbians aren't real

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >source: my gaping anus

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely correct, but neither are straight women. Statistically speaking 95% of women are easy, indecisive, bisexual bawds, simple as.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      KINO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      theres a dot there and I think nothing happens with the other 2 choices. Kids figured it out without the internet so lets not pretend adults can't

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry chud that's been debunked

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You don't debunk a question with another question.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >if you choose easy you can change difficulty whenever you like
    >if you choose normal you can change difficulty whenever you like
    >but if you choose hard frick you you're locked in

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is good decision though

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        When is someone taking a homemade weapon to CERO?

        It makes more sense to restrict raising difficulty, and allow lowering it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if the game isn't broken through patches or unfair ai cheating. I usually play on hard and get stuck ever so often

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wouldn't it make more sense to let you switch off hard mode but it's a permanent decision and you can't go back without starting over

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      duh?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it took that long for a straight man or lesbian to play ff15 huh?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >virgin
    >camera locked can't zoom
    >king shit
    >zooming in makes the character blush or cover themselves up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      in makes the character blush or cover themselves up
      Name half a game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        metal gear solid when meryl is following you around

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lollipop chainsaw

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Death Stranding

          nier replicant if you get a look at kaine's panties and futa bulge

          He said half a game, dipshits

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Near tomato

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Leon heeelp!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Death Stranding

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nier replicant if you get a look at kaine's panties and futa bulge

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          wasn't the bulge removed in the remaster?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        MGS3, RE4

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        At least 2 of the dozen or so Senran Kagura games.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Any senran kagura

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was surprised when this happened in Moss Parts 1 + 2. Quill really is fun to interact with.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of megaman legends where if you tried to carry Roll she would get mad and slap you in the face

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >add photo mode
    >for males and genderless monsters you can zoom in right through the model to see the otherside of textures
    >but females and questionably female monsters all pop out of existence when you zoom in
    Frick you

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >they completely disabled her jiggle
    even fake breasts have some movement in an outfit like that

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is wrong with Italians?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >create game with female character
    "No, you may not see them in any sexual manner"
    >player tries to do it anyway
    "We knew you would do that, chud. Have sex"

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hey look at this ridiculously over-sexed character model we made!
    >wait no, not like that

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DQXI won't let you zoom in on the succubats.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >super mash bros
    >can zoom in on candy kong breasts
    Top kek

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That started in FFVIII tho. You were able to cast Libra on party members and zoom, turn and spin the models around on the Analyze screen... Except for Sephie, you were unable to turn her... meaning you couldn't get a look at her panties.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why be mad about this when you can go sub to your favorite blender animator and pay them to make her do more than just stand around.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because Blender stuff always looks bad and costs extra money.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >always
        never heard of Hydrafxx?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I do it myself. Why would I pay some poo to have a poorly ripped version with shitty daz3d bodies

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's kind of funny in Valkyria Chronicles, the in game model viewer locks the camera so that you can't look up girls that wear skirts but during gameplay when controlling them you can go prone in any patch of grass and upskirt them whenever you want

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    needing to rewatch an unskippable cutscene after dying to a boss

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't samurai lesbians censor the camera in the game in case you try to take panty shots?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    moronic deck building instead just playing like 1 or 2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >instead just playing like 1 or 2
      Black person you're playing a remake of a game boy game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        for real? the card system would definitely be less moronic on a gameboy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >for real? the card system would definitely be less moronic on a gameboy
          yeah, it was an interquel that was only on GBA and you could play as Riku for a whole different story once you beat the game. It links the events of 1 and 2, and almsot nobody played it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i wish they wouldn't put so much story into their side games, apparently the rhythm game has essential lore

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The original GBA version was a godtier work of art. So much depth and content on that tiny cartridge.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no you can't just go and look for sfm cindy videos

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its so dystopic
    People in small sq km area in usa decide what some fumbling jap exes do to please which will affect the global audience
    god I hope usa gets nuked

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>>>>

    [...]

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll hook into that dll and zoom in as much as I want

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with zooming in on virtual women?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the translators change her name from her original Cidney to Cindy?
    Cidney is a real name. Fricking dumb change.

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