ITT Black Video Game MCs Done Right

ITT Black Video Game MCs Done Right
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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    You failed

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    explain how can it be "done wrong"

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Making the character black when it uses proper language, has a job, and displays any sign of intelligence.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        The same can be said about you, Abner.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Makes his race apparent in other than a humorous way.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      shoehorned virtue signaling

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      blackwashing a white character, and only blackwashing as if other races dont exist

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Say its for a more diverse cast but make them so full of stereotypes its borderline Blackface

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      His entire personality is based around. Muh oppresion and nothing else. Whi pepo bad shit constantly.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Make his race a primary character trait

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >says goodbye to the kids with a "Have a great day"
        U SAYING WE GON BE
        >shoots a man named "B" in the head
        SOM FINNA
        >tries to rob a bank, fails, is taken to court
        HOL UP SO U BE SAYING
        >busts his bong load
        SO U SAYING WE GON BE
        >is sent to an adult prison
        >tried to kill the man who put him there
        SO
        >fails another test
        SOM FINNA
        >filed for unemployment insurance
        >was caught stealing
        SOM FINNA
        >is charged with stealing, and sent back to prison for violating his parole
        SOM FINNA
        >is sentenced to 10 to 15 years
        SOM FINNA
        >is caught raping his cell mate
        SOM FINNA

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd post the Fentanyl Floyd WWE webm but I don't have it.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    obvious choice

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    unironically

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino, got black speak correct

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was waiting for this to start up in the race baiting threads,

      The problem is it's actually a horror thriller where 2 machete wielding phycos go destroying the work of people both way more intelligent and accomplished than them. They play up the visionaries as evil, but when the reality dawns on you that all these geniuses needed was some time to mull over things in a safe place, and the oppertunity is taken away from, they don't seem so bad I want to murder them infinitly in a time loop. Lore even explained had the loop just been the normal loop the party would of been awesome, would of been turned off after 50 years, place was full of the world's literature for everyone and tons of awesome things planned. I get that it's not their fault near the end but honestly they do not look like real heros, they're put in the same villainous light, if not moreso, as the visionaries from time to time.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Convicted murderer escapes jail and steals a small child.
    Sounds about right.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      ^ well done OP

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    *A woman walks into a KFC*
    How many?
    *The woman walks in*
    I need to use the rest room!
    *The man tries to stop the woman*
    I need to use the rest room!

    **
    **
    **
    **
    *A man is sleeping with his wife*
    *he wakes up from a sound dream*
    *he rolls off the bed*
    *he grabs his gun and goes looking for her

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pulls up to KFC, throws KFC down the stairs and leaves
    HOL UP WE GON BE
    >makes $2000 from this incident
    SOM FINNA
    >scrambles for his crack addiction
    WE GON BE
    >gets busted
    SOM FINNA
    >starts a gang of his own
    WE GON BE
    >takes over the school system
    SOM FINNA
    >reforms, renames the school district, "the Fricking Black People Academy"
    WE GON BE
    >maintains his gang, the Fricking Black People
    I MEAN THOUGH
    >makes more money than a drug dealer
    HOL UP THO SO WE GON BE
    >hangs with the rappers, the drug dealers, the strippers and the drug users
    U BE SAYIN WE GON BE
    >drives a Porsche, wears Jordans

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unless you're black, why are you obsessed with black people?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >licking hands that come to hand-bang
      SO IF WE GET
      >jumped to shit
      U WANNA BE
      >stuck in a room with a bunch of angry rappers that spit bad b***hes and suck dick
      SO U WANNA BE
      >knocked out
      U BODY BANG
      >chops off penis with blunt object
      U BODY BANG
      >blew up a house
      SO U BODY BANG
      >beats up a friend
      BODY BANG
      >blows in face
      SO U BODY BANG
      >tries to frick his brother.
      LOL

      Bodie

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
    >drops to his knees and prays
    HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
    >smokes a big fat doobie
    HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
    >hides under couch with a box of bullets
    HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
    >barges into a gunfight at a gay bar
    HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
    >takes credit card for crack on credit card
    HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
    >jumps out of window, catches on fire, dies
    HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
    >drops from building with no parachute
    HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
    >drops like a sack of shit from airplane
    HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
    >reaches out to the sky and finds God
    HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
    >sues God for not taking him

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cries to the stars that one day he will be in prison
    SO FINNA
    >takes a job in the prison hospital
    >and becomes a nurse
    HOL UP
    >shoots inmates and nurses because you are a cold-blooded sociopath
    HOL UP
    >takes up a cause and becomes a community activist
    HOL UP
    >fails a drug test and is arrested and charged
    U SAYING WE GON BE
    >spent some time in jail
    FINNA
    >has a hard time staying up off his ass so he hits it again
    HOL UP
    >reaches out for another dick
    HOL UP

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >goes out to sell drugs
    SOM FINNA
    >arrested for possession of crack
    KISSY
    >gets probation, probation ends
    YO HOL UP AY, HOL UP
    >is pulled over by the DEA
    U BE SAYIN WE GON BE
    >diverts to Florida, Florida
    SOM FINNA
    >jail time
    U SAYIN WE GON BE
    >tweets about how dis
    WE GON BE
    >arrives in DC, DC

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get shot and killed in retaliation
    HOL UP
    >get put up on TV
    U SAYING WE GON BE
    >shooter gets put up on TV
    FINNA WE GON BE
    >we get killed and we get put up on TV
    HOL UP
    >we get to hang in the air for 10 seconds and then land
    FINNA WE GON BE
    >we get put up on TV and all of us die
    SOM FINNA
    >we see ourselves on TV
    WE GON BE
    >we die but we're put up on TV
    U BE SAYIN WE GON BE
    >we get put up on TV but no one watches
    U BE SAYIN WE GON BE
    >we die but we're put up on TV and no one watches

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >is seen being driven around in a white Cadillac
    SO U BE SAYIN
    >tries to play a joke on the officer by telling him his wallet's in the car
    SO U BE SAYIN
    >police officer asks
    SO U BE SAYIN
    >how can he confirm
    SO U BE SAYIN
    >he can't
    SO U BE SAYIN
    >is arrested
    LOL HOL UP SO WE GON BE
    >appeals to his community
    HE GON BE
    >tries to make amends
    SO U BE SAYIN
    >sent to the big house
    DAMN IT HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
    >is released from jail in four years
    WOW HOL UP SO WE GON BE
    >attempts to pick up where he left off
    SO WE GON BE
    >pulls up in a white Cadillac
    HOL UP SO U BE

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    SO HOL UP
    >starts a Twitter war with Donald Trump
    HOL UP
    >loses
    SO SAYING WE GON BE
    >dresses as the Joker for Halloween
    SO HOL UP SAYING WE GON BE
    >talks to his children about the Holocaust
    SO HOL UP HOL UP
    >gets the frick outta here
    >goes out shopping
    >returns home
    >calls 911
    >tells the dispatcher that someone with a machete just tried to mug him
    >arrives home in the midst of a thunderstorm

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOL UP HOL UP
    >shoves one up his own ass for no particular reason
    SO HOW
    >takes all that money and puts it in the bank to pay off his debts and get an AK-47
    HE AINT
    >says goodbye to the parole officer and goes home
    HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
    >runs into the street and kills himself with said AK-47

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      HOL UP AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SHOULD BE WRITTEN. But you could also say:

      HOL UP THE JIGGLE

      That doesn't sound bad, although I just read it as 'Hol Up' as a verb instead of as a noun. That makes it a little wordier but if you're talking about that then you'd need to say 'HOL UP' without any other words before it.

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