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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is also the canon protagonist, Hilda is just the coombait poster girl.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He is also the canon protagonist
      Wrong

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That anime isn't canon though

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          More canon than masters, gaybert cuck.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair he was also in generations.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Evolutions supersedes generations since it's the latest addition of the Gen 5 story.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Evolutions supersedes generations since it's the latest addition of the Gen 5 story
                So? Hilbert is regularly shown to be the canon protagonist in masters.
                Also...
                >If you pick Hilbert, Rosa is the B2W2 protagonist
                >If you pick Hilda, Nate is the B2W2 protagonist
                Is this really the hill you want to die on Hildagays? Do you really want Nate to be canon?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >masters masters masters
                Not canon

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hilbert still has Zekrom though

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No he doesn't
                See

                >He is also the canon protagonist
                Wrong

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't believe that you unironically want Nate to be the protag instead of Rosa...

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also BW's plot is about reincarnation of two kings (Hilbert and N)
                Just saying.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't give a shit about Nate or Rosa. Hilda is canon no matter what happens in BW2

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Refer to this

                Also BW's plot is about reincarnation of two kings (Hilbert and N)
                Just saying.

                Hilda is not canon protagonist and spends all day getting dicked by Ingo and Emmet.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The plot of BW is the not the reincarnation of two kings. It's about Idealism and Truths. Yin and Yang. Keep coping though you aids infested homosexual.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >coming from someone who gets cucked by literal train autists
                Nothing you said makes Hilda any more canon anyway, she's still the battle subway bawd.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing you said makes cuckbert canon. Hilda is canon and she fixes N if anything as far as male companionship goes. Hilbert will never be canon you dumb ass fujo.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and she fixes N if anything as far as male companionship goes
                Kaworu clone characters are automatically homos
                hence Hilbert is the canon protagonist.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your arbitrary reasoning doesnt mean shit. Sorry fujo.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except for that Hilda is the battle subway prostitute.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah Hilbert is the battle subway femboy, pleasing the gay fujo twins on the train.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hilbert is pure and only services N's wiener.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                In your dreams fujo, your homosexual ass was a mistake and you're a genetic disorder. Also Cuckbert will never be canon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Says the troony playing as a girl

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Projecting ad hominem won't change the fact you take it up the ass and your life expectancy is cut in half because of it. Enjoy dying of aids.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fujos don't do anal moron.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Guess your homosexual ass would know.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                funfact: yin represents female energy whereass yang represents male energy.
                if hilbert is the canon protagonist, that means hes a little b***h.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if hilbert is the canon protagonist, that means hes a little b***h
                Is that an issue?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hilda is not canon protagonist and spends all day getting dicked by Ingo and Emmet.
                H-Hot...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why can't she exist irl so I can slap my dick on that ass

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Masters and pandering to coombrains was a mistake.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. scat/vomit troony

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not playing garbage.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nate.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This fricked me up permanently

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha bro that's so fricked up i couldn't imagine that happening to me haha

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's only half furry

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen5/Unova has ALWAYS been a pokephile state - their movies literally promote BESTiality.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This can't be real

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an edit, yeah.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Train autist’s battlebawd girlfriend

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He has a name okay? Don't be so rude to him

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry. Hilbert. The battle bawd's name is Hilbert.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ingo and Emmet's buttbawd on the right

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, non-canon lovers can't cope with this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Evolutions
      The latest addition in the BW story line, superseding everything else. Cuckberts lost.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure the pokemon day art is more recent than evolutions.
        Not to mention that Rosa is the obvious shill protagonist of B2W2, meaning that Hilbert is the protagonist of BW.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon Day art came directly from gamefreak so it was perfect to show canon protags.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure the pokemon day art is more recent than evolutions.
        Not to mention that Rosa is the obvious shill protagonist of B2W2, meaning that Hilbert is the protagonist of BW.

        >Thinking twitter shit matters
        Yawn

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It was yawngay trying to disharmonise gen5chads.
          Makes perfect sense.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >disharmonize gen5chads
            As if homosexuals like yourself make up the gen 5 fandom. You dont
            Also cuckbert isnt canon

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also you're moronic and cannot form proper sentences. Also you should kill youself
              Also Hilbert is canon and gets Reshiram

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You should have a nice day homosexual, you're a literal subhuman. Also point out the mistake with what I said, you can't.

                Cuckbert isn't canon

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >redditspacing moronic yawngay thinks his opinion is valid
                Hilbert is the canon protag and the second coming of King Harmonia whether you like it or not. Now cease breathing

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh reddit space
                Non argument. Also Hilbert will never be canon and you will die of aids.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also Hilbert will never be canon
                Except for that he’s canon in every official material except for evolutions, let’s be real evolutions was just them giving Hildagays a bone since she’ll never be canon nor a waifu character like Rosa.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Implying I'll ever get AIDS while being an aromantic asexual psychopath
                Hilbert will always be canon and you'll always seethe about it. It has already been successfully argued with the Pokemon Day art which came directly from gamefreak and is the most recent depiction of the continuity that Hilbert is the protagonist. You can't do shit about it unless you go shoot people working at gamefreak. But you being a redditspacing moron makes it more hilarious.

                Hilbert will never be canon, sorry gay boys. Die of aids now.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol yawngay broke and went into goo goo gaa gaa land ignoring actual arguments again.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek keep crying homo, you never had an argument to begin with.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ignores argument then cries others don't have an argument only to claim the other person his homosexual somehow
                Is this perhaps the best your abilities allow you? Yeah, it makes sense nothing better can be expected from your kind.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Your kind
                Hilarious coming from a homosexual, nothing you say holds any weight so don't go acting like it does. You are the scum of society and will be dealt with soon.
                Hilbert isn't canon

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not interested in dicks or pussies of any kind. I'm above your miserable existence catering to carnal desires as such. You belonging to the clade of "morons" have no means to counter arguments than to deflect them on to someone else's sexuality, which will not work for me, for I was clearly born ascended.
                Much like how Hilbert was born ascended and is the second coming of King Harmonia, and the true hero of Unova, who awakened Reshiram, the Dragon of Truth. As he is the canonical protagonist of Generation 5 Pokemon games.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                All of that schizo rambling and yet Hilda is still the protagonist of Black and White.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You still cannot argue except cry. This planet's resources are a waste on your kind

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >who awakened Reshiram, the Dragon of Truth.
                He’s usually depicted with Zekrom though, except in masters where N has all the dragons but that could also just be written off as Hilbert gave him Reshiram/Zekrom like he did with Kyurem

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I only care about the games themselves, and the dragon of truth being with a misguided brainwashed cultist slowly being exposed to the truth of the world does not make much sense to me. Hilbert being the one doing the job of showing the truth does pair really well with him and N however.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I agree with that, the only downside is whoever gets Reshiram is automatically LUBBY CHUDDER

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lubby chudder is a moronic meme from a furry, I pay it no mind.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Implying I'll ever get AIDS while being an aromantic asexual psychopath
                Hilbert will always be canon and you'll always seethe about it. It has already been successfully argued with the Pokemon Day art which came directly from gamefreak and is the most recent depiction of the continuity that Hilbert is the protagonist. You can't do shit about it unless you go shoot people working at gamefreak. But you being a redditspacing moron makes it more hilarious.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >while being a psychopath

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I cannot do anything about being born a psychopath.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moronic coomer homosexual thinks his opinion matters

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Noncanongays coping this hard

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            wuts this from?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://myfigurecollection.net/entry/110503

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, its a cool art. Should have known it came directly from gamefreak

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Higher quality.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hilda's design parallels N very well, with her black over white sleeveless and high ponytail complimenting N's low ponytail and white over black long sleeve. That said, most of Pokemon feels like it was made with male protag in mind.
    >Red and Ethan obviously had no feMC counterpart until later revisions and remakes
    >Brendan's house position mirrors Red's, his Japanese name, Yuuki, was originally Yuu in early material as in (You)
    >Lucas heavily used for early promo material of DP, with Dawn being relegated to the girl they sometimes use (they fricked up here considering how popular Dawn was in the long run compared to his dorky design and backpedaled later)
    >Shauna was explicitly stated by Masuda to be shipbait with the protag for XY. That said, a lot more effort went into customization for Serena.
    Meanwhile BW2 only works with the context of opposite gender protag from the previous game. As Nate, NPCs from Hilda's run show up, while NPCs from Hilbert's only show up if you're Rosa.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that even if Hilda is the protagonist Hildagays are still cucks
    >protagonist Hilda gets fricked by N and impregnated with his green haired spawn
    >battle partner Hilda gets DP’d by Ingo and Emmet on the daily

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a children's game, sex doesn't happen. Hilda fixes N and they go about their business as normal.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sex doesn’t happen
        >you ride the ferris wheel with a pregnant woman
        Yes it does.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this fanart?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah he's spamming fanart now because he lost all arguments. Not that I mind, gen 5 art is always pleasant to eyes.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Still thinking you had an argument
          lol
          Cuckbert is not canon

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOO THIS CHARACTER ISN'T MY WAIFU SO HE ISN'T CANON NOOO
    Do coomers really, also frick you for derailing the thread homosexuals, if you wanna whine about which protag is canon then go make your own thread, just don't shit up other people threads with your autism

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS CHARACTER ISN'T MY HUSBAANDO SO SHE ISN'T CANON NOOO
    Do homosexuals really, also frick you for derailing the thread homosexuals, if you wanna whine about which protag is canon then go make your own thread, just don't shit up other people threads with your autism

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hilbert chads

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >non-canon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        but enough about Shitbert's status as protag

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can’t tell if you hate him for being gay or for not being your waifu

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm just informing you that he's not canon. How you want to cope about that is up to you.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then why do you keep calling him shitbert?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does it really matter?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ghetsis x Zoroark

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most canon ship in the series next to Brendan’s mom x Norman

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokefrickers?

  20. 9 months ago
    pokefucker

    me, i frick all the pokemon

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me as his pokemon!

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    N

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hilda is a canon battle prostitute that gets blown out in the Battle Subway daily by sweaty businessmen. She doesn't even what's happened in Unova with the whole Team Plasma dilemma because she was too busy get her fill in the trains.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would she waste her time on businessmen when Emmet is right there?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Emmet's too busy coping with the loss of his brother, Ingo.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's his brother now, incest larping hour commence!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moronic coomer homosexual thinks his opinion matters

      >homosexual homosexual thinks his homosexual opinion matters

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bugsy

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