ITT: characters millennial game devs ruined

ITT: characters millennial game devs ruined

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    born 1975 = millennial? what a silly zany board!

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ruined his design after dmc3 cause muh he looks gay

    Why do straight men hate pretty boys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know a gay guy who looks exactly like that so they weren't wrong

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1>5>3>2>>>>>>>>>>4

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        1, 2, 3 >>>> boring westernized dante

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dante in dmc1 and 2 was 00s goth/emo not anime. Everyone back then was a dude in a long trench coat with guns and swords cause blade and the matrix both western ips. Even in 3 he doesn’t look that much like a shoujo character

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This picture will always be undeniable proof that beards look less masculine than bare JAW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beards are make-up for chinlets. It makes no sense since Kratos has a great chin but it's to help chinlets self-insert.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the beard style, face shape and the beard ccarrier.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beards and their styles and hygiene need to compliment your hairstyle and facial structure. Kratos is fricking bald and we are used to seeing him with a simple goatee for 7 games straight now. He also has a very strong jawline and cheekbones. Scraggly, untrimmed beards do not compliment a man who clearly shaves his head and one that completely hides his jawline. You are trying to tell me that Kratos still shaves his head but grows out his beard? Really? Fricking really out of all things?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe he's just actually bald.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah honestly he's probably just bald

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hate how homosexual millennials ruined beards just like how atheists ruined fedoras and trannies ruined femboys

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >starts story by trying to kill himself because "there is no hope"
    >ends story by successfully killing himself because he found hope
    whoever decided GoW 3 needed a sequel should be shot

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LE EPIC NU DOOMGUY WITH MASTER CHIEF ARMOR IS SOOO BADASS THAT HE HAS NO FEAR OF DEMONS. THE DEMONS FEAR HIM!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was at least tolerable in 2016 when the "story" and doomguy wanking was almost entirely behind unlockables and lore dump objects on the map that you didn't have to interact with, but in Eternal they just kept shoving this moronic shit down your throat like anyone plays a fricking Doom game for the story.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Dark Father and all that shit ruined DOOM and it's all because Hugo Martin wanted to have his le epic Avengers portals moment.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When he actually had Master Chief armor he was actually badass.
      Eternals design is complete shit, and so is eternal. Hugo WILL pay for what he did to Sam.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Worst take ITT. Eternal armor brings back elements of the original design while making Doomguy look like an absolute badass. 2016 design looks too generic and too much like a power armor. It's too sleek.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. I'm not a big fan of Eternal, but all the designs were a step up from 2016, where it felt like they were afraid of going with the classic design for most monsters.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Agree 100%. Monster, weapon, environment and doomguy design are all superior in Eternal, whereas in 2016 everything looked like generic sci-fi.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The early design was better.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was, but I understand why they went with a compromise instead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking Hate Hugo’s nu lore so god damn much

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Went from God of War to Dad of Wife's son
    How the mighty have fallen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what i hate are all those massive homosexuals saying shit like "you guys don't love kratos! you want him to go back to feeling pain and remorse!!!"
      like lmao it's just a videogame character. schizo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What angers me most is how GoW3 was a perfect ending to the entire story. He kills himself with the only blade that truly could, denying Athena her sinister plot, and instead releasing hope to the rest of the world so mankind could all have it without the need of the gods. It's a perfect ending to the story, which from the very first game, has always been a cycle of tragedy inspire by actual greek tragedies. If they wanted to keep GoW going, they should've just passed the torch to a new character entirely or made games elsewhere in the timeline before GoW3 to deal with the many other greek gods that are otherwise MIA.

        The series did not need a reboot. The worst part is that they didn't even keep the fun gameplay style, and opted for the over-the-shoulder walk-and-talk movie game style. Older GoW combat isn't super technical or difficult, but it is fun and has a really nice flow to it. Newer GoW is very slow, sluggish, and nowhere near as acrobatic. Juggling enemies in the air so long they couldn't get a single hit off was something I loved in the older games, but that doesn't exist in the newer ones.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you so obsessed with cuckoldery?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would not condonw of that behavior any other way.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    all of them

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sir the internet is calling our kratos a homosexual basedboy.
    Lets make a dlc were we show them nu kratos repents of how cruel he was in the past.
    Doesnt that prove them right?
    Mmmmmm

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are so fricking embarassing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. butthurt millenial gamedev

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I wish, imagine all the money I could make

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you follow the global news even badly, you'd know, that you're losing your gamedev job in the coming year or two.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah probably but at least I could get a few bucks before the eventual crash

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was nothing to ruin, snoy

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love god of soi

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ragnok's directors were born in 1970s.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh I like it. Got over my Edgy phase years ago. Looks like some homosexuals here never grow up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      look at me i'm so mature i don't play violent games like old gow, prototype or manhunt anymore! i love mov...i mean sony games with deep characters and stories like nu gow, tlou and detroit become human! oh yeah i'm a full grown man now!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound more embarassing than that other homosexual you're replying to

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a homosexual and a samegay
          average sony cuck

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would just post a screencap but you would say that it's edited anyway

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              well you are right. that's a wise decision

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    unpopular opinion here, but I think new Kratos is fine actually, for the most part. theres moments that are poorly written and make me roll my eyes but his characterization mostly makes sense.

    his games are ass, though. no coming back from that.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did beards stop being manly?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Around 2013 when hipsters and male feminists started to show them off like they were new pets. We called them Numales back then

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I find it disturbing, the combo of dudes with babyfaces+patchy beards

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      beards on human males always were a sign of an insecure anal loving homosexual. With the exception of oldfrick autists, who have earned their beards through their careers, like a scientist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When every dude that can't fricking grow one insisted on trying.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      any beard kvetching is just from those who literally can't grow one

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        show us your soibeard and receding hairline, homosexual

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agent 47. He went from a heartless killer for hire with a thuggish and indifferent attitude towards everyone around him, to an aspie who's got a brother/sister bond (because sex is bad and totally unmasculine, real men are abstinent and sterile goy!) with his female partner in crime Diana.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He went from a heartless killer for hire with a thuggish and indifferent attitude towards everyone around him

      He quite literally never was like this, like, maybe in the first game? But even there it's debatable

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >like this, like,
        >maybe in the first game?
        post T levels, I need to confirm a theory.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, so you don't have an argument?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >because sex is bad and totally unmasculine, real men are abstinent and sterile goy!
      This homie never did the triad leader assasination lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They ruined in partly in Absolution, but then fixed him again in Hitman 2016.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was Absolution the one where he got married and then framed for murder?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone hasn't played Blood Money and it shows. Absolution can be completely ignored, it's a game for a game's sake not a Hitman game. He's more emotional in Hitman 2 Silent Assassin than in the (somewhat) retconned Hitman V: World of Assassination

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so you say absolution is not worth playing? i wanted to play it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It ranges from meh to fine but you'll lose nothing if you skip it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i just want smth to scratch the max payne 3 feeling

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hotline Miami 2 does that better than Absolution ever will. The only thing in common Absolution has with MP3 is the fact that they're both third person shooters.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Capeshit and e-celebs have done irreparable damage to media.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf why isn't he voiced by an actual squirrel, what the frick? This is clearly racism

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's exactly how internet needs used to talk in the 2000s and they were rightfully bullied for doing so.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      where's the option to kick the fricking squirrel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf, I've never even seen a trailer for the nu GOW games. There's quriky pixar characters in it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Millenials were a mistake

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my beard always gets itchy, it's why i always shave it

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing is: the character was never good to begin with. Original Kratos was maximum onions in the way he became this weird masculine role model for millennials at that time.

    Fact of the matter is: God of War was just schlocky entertainment that used a bunch of cheap cinematic tricks to make their game "look like a movie". When the hyper masculine toxic male personality fell out of fashion, the developer just switched to the next cinematic trend, which was The last of Us.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're just aiming for the middle aged men during their midlife crisis, growing beard to cope for their norwood, and getting into bodybuilding while having a beer belly because they need a hobby.

    So.. their original target audience for GoW 1&2 that's all grown up and old now.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in the 90s they were considered the pinnacle of bad-ass video game heroes that every boy aspired to be
    >now they're just cuckold femboy porn fodder

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