ITT: Describe your current character/character you last played as
 CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
 Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68 |
CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
ITT: Describe your current character/character you last played as
ITT: Describe your current character/character you last played as
CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68 |
CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
Feral catgirl barbarian. Not the prissy anime shit, a real genetic freak. The type to cough up hairballs on her enemy, defy the laws of physics when she sees a cucumber, and lose her mind over small shiny things. Used Umber Hulk claws as her main weapon.
>Not the prissy anime shit, a real genetic freak
>Describes Izutsumi basically
lol
>genetic freak
The numbers don't lie.
>a real genetic freak. The type to cough up hairballs on her enemy, defy the laws of physics when she sees a cucumber, and lose her mind over small shiny things
So...an anime catgirl
So... basically... a super cringe anime catgirl?
Class: Paladin
Constitution: 25
G I G A B A S E D
I
G
A
B
A
S
E
D
Ugly hick deputy marshal of a dried-up mining town with deep religious convictions, a preference for deescalation over violence, and a wicked skill with a rifle when that didn't work. Strange taste in new-age music.
The most dwarf-y dwarf forge cleric.
Grumbles at everything, drinks a lot, and has a big bushy beard.
I actually named him Urist.
His "secret" is that he is a whitesmith, not a blacksmith like everyone assumes.
Pathfinder 2e - Strength of Thousands (Adv path with the African magical school)
>Drunk Scottish Bomber (Alchemist, White, Still has two eyes)
>Source of all the alcohol and elixirs in the party (runs a bar, is the main source of employment in the party).
>Surprisingly altruistic with his potions and drinks
>Sometimes hits Irish accent by accident, followed by a bomb going off
>Is rarely seen two drinks beneath sober, therefore in a constant state of inebriation
>Uses the inebriation as a means to hide his sociopathic side like a liquor-based shroud
Is surprisingly the most normal of the party
>Half-Dwarf/Half-Drow Cajun Witch who is full misanthropic and has her cat being an enabler
>Leshy Fighter who is the witch's debate partner (and wins), is slowly growing a psychological concept map and is getting smarter
>Kobold Rogue who is obsessed with improving his cult with magic, and building a magical suit of armor
>Half-Dwarf/Half-Orc Spellsword who has the emotional depth of a brick (on purpose, is capable of strong dry deadpan humor).
>5e Rogue
If Bob Ross hustled cards instead of learning to paint.
>Pathfinder Inventor
This giving up and dying thing is gay. I'm going to drag you savages back to civilization if I have to kill you all.
braids, boomstick, and bayonetting
A not!Greek from north of the campaign's starting location of not!Arabia. A huge guy and pankraton master, friendly enough but really loses his head once fighting starts. Carries a sword with him he never uses.
The first and last session I got play as him was over two months ago, please send help. Didn't even play long enough to figure out the sword's significance.
She's the kid of a famous adventurer and has massive mother issues as a result of it. She feels that people constantly compare her to her mom and that people always downplay her own achievements because of her mother's greater ones. It's driven her to go out of her way to gain fame and recognition.
pp?
howdy
A 7ft-tall mute reptilian that works as an entertainer on Nanotrasen-owned space stations. A mime by profession, but he is secretly a spy for the Wizard Federation, sent to collect secrets and annoy spacefaring corporations everywhere. Sometimes his services are leased out to terrorist organizations to nuke the aforementioned stations.
Dark purple scales, dresses like a jester instead of wearing traditional French mime attire, and has glowing red eyes. He will use a banana-cream pie to fight someone with a machine gun and win.
7 ft purple lizardman dressing as jester is a pretty fricked up visual, good job
Extreme goodboy fighter/healer who is tailor made to charge headlong into whatever the GM has planned. He will walk into every ambush, fall for every trick, take every bait and trigger every trap. He is actively genre-unaware, and will through his actions keep the party from ever straying too far from what the GM has prepared. Because he's just here to help, and he hasn't thought more than half a step ahead.
Woman descended from a minor noble house that earned their land and title as monster hunters ages ago, which has since fallen on hard times and been forced to serve as bodyguards and assassins for other, more powerful, houses. She is extremely gloomy because every story she has ends with 'and I was the only survivor' several times in a row, and she's pretty much given up. The only thing that keeps her going is that she is too damn PROUD to give up and die, when that would be an inglorious end to her family line, and the faint hope of revenge on the people who slaughtered the family that she was hired to protect (her latest and most recent 'and I was the only survivor' story).
On all levels except physical, he is Michael Jackson.
A necromancer planning to challenge strahd (for his lordship)
a braggart and a thief. a real oily frick smelling of too much perfume. he knows that his stories are bullshit but after enough drinks the lines get blurry so he managed to convince himself that he is hot shit.
backstory: he´s a cursed and bullied loser that fricked off from home because everyone hated his guts, met a band of pickpockets and thieves he joined until they also got sick of his shit. now he is traveling under a false name (the DM knows his true name) with a elf bard, a gnome paladin and a half-orc barb. the half-orc actually believes his bullshit.
Old man Plasmoid Paladin. He's basically only aware of his surroundings half the time, the other half the time he sounds like a dementia patient. His build was an experiment where I wanted to see how well I could create a character that focuses on protecting other players instead of damaging enemies. Within the first few sessions I got my hands on a collection of random human teeth and shlorped them into my face. So he just has human teeth randomly assembled in his face most of the time. I'll sometimes pull one out and offer it to strangers as though it were a snack or I'll treat them like money when paying for stuff.
Previous character (before the plasmoid) was a fighter autognome. He used a musket primarily and I designed him with near peak ranged dps in mind. He always acted like he was a huge idiot who was incomprehensible when he was around strangers, but became a smooth talking greasy New Yorker when he knew he could trust you (me doing 2 different voices). He used to tell people he did it "because people trust you more if they think you're stupid". He used his weirdo voice and mannerisms to get the party out of multiple situations because people would either feel sorry for him or think he was a child. His dream was to just have friends he could actually trust.
At the halfway point in our campaign one of the people he had come to trust the most died horribly to a Dragon and everyone in the party except him was knocked unconscious. Afterward one of the other surviving party members (someone else he had come to trust deeply) left because it was too much for him. He stopped doing the voice and acting like an idiot from that point forward and found it way harder to trust anyone. He still used his wits to find weird solutions for problems, though. When attacked by a 3 Ettins (6 Ettins?), a Green Dragon, and a high level Wizard he rolled high on a gamble and proposed to the leader of the Ettins in order to make them allies instead of enemies. It worked.
not!Finnish snow elf sniper fighting in the fantasy not!Continuation War and being harassed by a group of fairies desperately trying to break his vow of silence. The betting pool has gotten quite large at this point and the bribes have included a fairy princess, the head of Dwarf Stalin, and the resurrection of his little brother.
Do solo games count? Ive been forever GM for a while.
Last one with people was over a year ago, I played Khar, the Lizardman, an 8' tall primitive barbaric hulking mass of a crocodilian monster. I was a Kroxigor but smart, and fought with primitive weapons I made myself. He successfully got around the GM's survival rules by eating every enemy we killed, regardless of race. Bossfights became feasts, bandits became snacks, and the bones were carved into yet more weapons to continue the cycle. He also created the Sledge, which would grow overtime as the party scavenged more materials and components, into a fully self propelled miniature fort, from the rib of a Jabberwock.
With Solo? Dierderick, the Cuirassier, a man from a conquered kingdom, held prisoner as one of many hostages to ensure peace, and now freed and making his way home. I need to resume his story actually, he went from having nothing mbar some robes, his knife, and a staff, to having some okay clothes, a decent set of mail armour, a sword, spear, axe, and some javelins, all whilst helping some merchants track the cultist whom stole a magical tomb they were smuggling.
human male fighter
with a greataxe instead of a greatsword just to spice things up
Sly little shit, that everyone hates but doesn't give a shit. Despite the universe's best efforts to kill her, lives on out of sheer spite
why are these threads always so slow? Do /tg/ not have characters?
They're uninteresting because nobody cares about characters from some random game
I care about characters from other people's games
I think it's fun to read.
Wouldn't want to dox myself on the off chance one of my fellow players frequent this mootforsaken place.
Shouting into a void where nobody responds to each other or discusses anything gets old fast, especially when there are so many bot threads and content-farm threads on the board.
Here's your bump, anyway.
I already posted my two current ones but I guess I can share the backup character I cooked up yesterday. I'm actually pretty interested in getting to play him but he has the misfortune to be behind another character I'm pretty invested in.
>PF2e
>Ranger w/ Cavalier free Archetype
>versatile human
>Beast Blessed background
>A tribal warrior bound to a drake via mysterious tribal rite, his parents vanished on the night he completed his coming of age journey, and he now makes his living as a wilderness guide and mercenary as he searches for answers to their disappearance.
Basically he just rides around on the drake and shoots nerds, but over time he's going to pick up Dragon Spit and Dragon Prince to represent the deepening connection with his mount. Eventually I'll be able to roast homies with both barrels of breath attacks which I think is hilarious.
I am absolutely using this to cheese the Ranger class feats a bit and skip the normal Animal Companion tax but I'm mostly getting utility and flavor feats in exchange, so I don't feel that bad about it.
Well, I'm playing as Balon Greyjoy but I'm playing him like a statist who is seeking to strengthen the crown and modernizing the Iron Islands while the Ironborn raid the rest of Westeros.
I'm playing an Infernal in an Exalted 3E game currently. He's a shape shifting, green sun worshipping Lizardman and he is now currently the highest ruling authority of a regional government.