ITT: Dishonest Game Design

ITT: Dishonest Game Design

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And what is dishonest about it?
    Silent Assassin & Contracts is contender for top 2 Hitman game. Top 1 is Codename 47.
    Jap levels "yame yame" ? They do it because they're hired by a crime lord and have a serious patrolling operation , so when they see a deviation in their patrol they must verify it is not an infiltrator
    In other levels you get spotted through your disguise if you walk too close to the guards - that's realistic
    Nothing dishonest about it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And what is dishonest about it?
      game called hitman 2. but, game have more than 2 hitmen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Top 1 is Codename 47.
      hipster homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        numan 2016 and onwards is hipster. Literally "barbershop" artstation twitter homosexual shit you name it aesthetic that I've been hating ever since it came out. I even called it James Bond with Hitman branding attached to it and lo and behold they announced not so long ago that they are now making a James Bond game. Seriously despise the last 3 "Hitman" games, not because they exist & how much zoomers love them, but because they have tainted whatever community was around this franchise and introduced a lot of "tourist" scum into it
        I take Hitman seriously, there is something magical about Codename 47 that was never repeated by video games ever again - you either understand it or you don't; here is a small fact that you'd otherwise never hear about: the two guys who wrote the first game, one of them worked on Hitman a bit up to BM, but the other guy - you can't even find any info about him on the internet. So there's that......

        I wish Hitman 1 was ported to consoles back then, the controls are absolute cancer on keyboard

        The controls are quite good actually. Pretty enjoyable for me personally.. Stop spreading misinformation. If you think it's "absolute cancer" then you haven't even played Gothic.
        I also like the unique aiming mechanic that you can access in this game but not in the other ones

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The controls are quite good actually.
          I know they devs literally didn't understand what the frick were they doing but
          No, no they weren't, they got much better by 2, 3x times better on Contracts and then and so on so forth.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          based. there is just something so, dare i say, magical about the original hitman.

          but truth be told, on a greater scale you could see that kind of magic on any classic of that era: farcry 1 (and only 1, not any of the hipster shit from fc2 above), red alert 2, aoe 2,... to films and cartoons.

          its almost as if at a very specific point in time every creative person decided to quit en masse from the scene so only lames and pseudos are left with their gay and cringe "new games"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I hate games because it affects my social credit score online in bideo gaem communities, not even because of the quality
          I hope the next Hitman games introduce millions of Gen Alpha and Gen Beta children to the series and "community" just to specifically spite you and everything your dogshit worldview stands for

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh quality lol. The new "hitman" games are inferior in every way. I am writing a big paper on this. But you are one massive homosexual though anon. Probably a twitter troon.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't care what you think about any game'a quality. The fact that most of your posts are talking about everything that is not games (fanbases, communities, eceleb tier shit) on the video games board is an embarrassment and a perfect summation of why this board has gone to shit. You may be an oldgay, I don't care if you are or aren't but you certainly do not have the mentality of one, you act like a 6 year old child who does things to "fit in" or "stand out" from the crowd depending on what he thinks is advantageous.

              have a nice day. Make it drawn out, painful and slow, then post the video of it to Ganker with a caption explaining what a colossal fricking loser you are to make an example of all of you clout chasing morons.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Codename 47 is dogshit with jank controls, disgustingly shit graphics and garbage missions that have you running around a fricking jungle looking for natives.
          Clearly you're a mentally ill homosexual that equates age with quality, but you should at least have the mental capacity to claim that Contracts/BM is the best of the originals like all your other hipster-zoomer friends.
          Literally nobody, not even the developers, thinks Codename 47 is good, which is why they remade the most important missions in contracts and then never talked about that turd again.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
            Not even gonna argue with you, "tourist"
            Thanks for the laugh, wrote all that shit and then attached a soulful picture of the game, ultimate joker

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Putting tourist in quotation marks
              Another seething turdy. Explains your obsession with Codename 47 at least, it's the only game your poverty-rig can run

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I play genuinely a lot of video games, the "latest released" game that I played is Armored Core, so no, my poverty rig can run mostly everything. Modern games are just worse, period. And i don't operate on nostalgia. I frequently play old games that I've never even heard of before

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh quality lol. The new "hitman" games are inferior in every way. I am writing a big paper on this. But you are one massive homosexual though anon. Probably a twitter troon.

              numan 2016 and onwards is hipster. Literally "barbershop" artstation twitter homosexual shit you name it aesthetic that I've been hating ever since it came out. I even called it James Bond with Hitman branding attached to it and lo and behold they announced not so long ago that they are now making a James Bond game. Seriously despise the last 3 "Hitman" games, not because they exist & how much zoomers love them, but because they have tainted whatever community was around this franchise and introduced a lot of "tourist" scum into it
              I take Hitman seriously, there is something magical about Codename 47 that was never repeated by video games ever again - you either understand it or you don't; here is a small fact that you'd otherwise never hear about: the two guys who wrote the first game, one of them worked on Hitman a bit up to BM, but the other guy - you can't even find any info about him on the internet. So there's that......
              [...]
              The controls are quite good actually. Pretty enjoyable for me personally.. Stop spreading misinformation. If you think it's "absolute cancer" then you haven't even played Gothic.
              I also like the unique aiming mechanic that you can access in this game but not in the other ones

              you're a russian tertiary. You will never be a real hitman fan.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >which is why they remade the most important missions in contracts and then never talked about that turd again
            Contracts is my favorite Hitman game, and even I don't think those missions are better than their C47 version. Lee Hong's mission for example feels so fricking dead in comparison with his C47 version where you have to talk with a lot of npcs, have more objectives, and the map is much MUCH bigger. That mission in Contracts feels almost as a demo/beta version of the original.
            I still prefer Contracts gameplay by a lot and that is the only reason I put it above C47 in my personal ranking

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            60% profanity
            0% argument
            40% information we already know

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            is it even possible to do the jungle levels silently? frick that game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >uses an ellipsis with 6 (SIX) fricking periods
          lmao put down the razorblade kiddo, you're not a teenager crying about the cruelty of the world cause mom made you do your homework anymore

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are one massive fricking moron. The new Hitman games are the best fricking games in the franchise, and this is coming from a diehard fan of the franchise especially Blood Money. You are just some pent up autistic moron for no reason and just see "the troon" everywhere you look. Please fricking reconsider your life.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The new Hitman games are the best fricking games in the franchise
            lol wut

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Brain rot

              Absolute tasteless homosexuals, kys

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Calm down sweaty, your mommy's making you some tendies

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Brain rot

              They are, just based on the simple fact that the disguise system isn't broken as frick
              >Put on a marine uniform you find one room into the security checkpoint in the White house and just sprint towards your target
              gg ez

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Brain rot

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            XD

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the two guys who wrote the first game, one of them worked on Hitman a bit up to BM, but the other guy - you can't even find any info about him on the internet. So there's that......
          Why is this relevant at all?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He used 6 fricking periods in an ellipsis, he's larping as an early 2000s era russian edgekid who believes he's the only person in the world to grasp dark aesthetics even though the entire victorian era existed hundreds of years before he did.
            He's a joke, a dilettante and absolute philistine. He should be disregarded utterly as nothing more than a fake fan

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Top 1 is Codename 47.
      Fricking based.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        FRICK ROTTERDAM

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >An ancient potato game has working mirror

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It also has ragdolls, one of the first games to use them, and bullet wounds which was also fairly new tech back then

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bullet wounds which was also fairly new tech back then
            Best part when Hitman got covered by bullet wounds on low HP/respawn, looked so awesome like a Terminator pale death

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >HE'S PACKING!
        >THIS GUY'S LOADED

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only issues are this level and too much levels in Russia..

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is actually a pretty valid thread subject to this game specifically, the detection system of Silent Assassin is literally random, the disguises don't work 100% of the time, and they work even more prone to failure the closer you walk near guards.
    Sometimes you will run with a disguise and no one will bat a eye, sometimes u will be walking and everyone in the area will start shooting at you.
    Contracts 100% fixed this which is why its a much better game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >run
      The trick is to hold shift and keep tapping w, that way you are kinda gliding and guards get confused.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Hitman 1 was ported to consoles back then, the controls are absolute cancer on keyboard

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played C47 some two years ago and thought it was one of the comfiest games ever, just blending in and exploring Chinese restaurants. When I got to 2 it kicked my ass hard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IDK why most Hong Kong levels in games are so comfy. DX is the same, the most comfy hub in the game.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here I am gonna say it.
    I would unironically pay for hitman 1,2 and the unique contracts missions remade in the nu hitman engine.
    Well minus the shitty traversal missions.
    No story, or if anything a story like contracts where it is just reminiscing and remembering.
    Just the levels.
    If they wanted to go extra and include BM missions too I would not mind.
    Damn even some of the absolution missions were great.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't have hitman threads anymore because russian edgekiddy is made he didn't get krokodil with his beets this morning and needs to take it out on everyone else

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    troonyman2016+ fans need to shit up every single Old, True, Badass Hitman Codename 47, SA, Contracts, BM related topic or discussion EVER.
    Yep. I was right and the fact that you are so buttblasted over grammatic peculiarities just further proves my statement about you sheep-people and the damages the zoomer Hitman2016+ has done to original Hitman discussion

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Old, True, Badass

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start replaying h2sa because it's the first one i've played and my favourite despite the jank
    >mfw i have no face because it is time to sa hidden valley
    h-help, i'm going insane because of the trucks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      YAME YAME

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i havent played the older games in a while, but i've been playing through HITMAN 3. it feels really on-rails at times, like most of the "mission stories" are just an instant, easy assassination that doesn't require much effort on your part. that's if you have all the hints and instinct stuff enabled of course, but then if you turn those off it seems really cryptic and unintuitive to go through these on your own.

    another thing i really dislike is how much overlapping dialogue there is in every level. you can't walk 5 feet without stumbling into three different NPC conversations that all play at once and it sounds awful. the writing isn't particularly good or interesting either so it just turns into background noise like i'm playing borderlands 2 or something.

    maybe i'm just not creative enough to have fun with this game, but i dont remember the previous games feeling so railroaded.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one thing I hated more than anything else in this game, is how fricking slow 47 sneaks in this game. It takes like a minute to sneak up on someone, 20 minutes if he starts walking away from you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mash the run button and the game becomes a lot more bearable, you soak in the music and the tension of the game, the mental timer you have on the first guard you chloroform'd, as you line up your scope to nail that target's head
      it all comes together and it's kino

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