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cringe
It's cute when you're 15 and living in the 2000s, kys zoomer.
it sure is cute when you give her the name "gf" and the picture is obviously just made on that online tool for fake screenshots, yes I am literally melting so adorable
Kys newbie. You have neither your mother or a wife to hold you.
actual newbies holy shit
this is song is probably older than you are
Everybody knows where it came from you stupid gay. It’s still cringeworthy.
Disabled people should date each other.
Cool wanna date?
Not before being sterilised
i would actually accept this, i just want cuddles
not kids
disabled girls should date me
I'll only date mute or blind women
Amputees are acceptable as long as no more than one arm are missing and the legs at least have some form of thigs left over
Wheelchair bound is fine too if it's JUST a wheelchair and not steven hawking tier shit
Shaky girls are also alright if they're cute enough
I would love to cook with my MS girlfriend in her wood panelled kitchen.
Imagine holding hands while she's constantly squirming but can't move because you've pinned her down
While we're on about disabled gfs, here's one of my favourite greentexts
Girls that don't fit with the rest without any major psychological problems are probably some of the last women you could call "The fair sex".
I miss my wheelie gf 🙁
She’s taking Chad wiener now. He fricks her so hard she wouldn’t be able to walk anyways, so it doesn’t matter that she’s disabled.
She's dead, Black person.
I want to believe this one's real but the detail about how his mom died when he was 5 was so fricking fake and gay. It literally would've been believable if he just exposited that detail and her mom dying in a way that wasn't like it was made up on the spot. frick you deafwife anon, write better fanfiction
The sad truth is that almost all of these stories are fake. I've made several of them myself about a variety of topics and the amount of dumbfricks that screencap my posts and say "look look! Anon frickied his sister and it's so hot!" is nauseating.
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
This video is even cuter with sound.
POST IT
Lost it in a hard drive crash.
I ask whenever the soundless version comes up on /wsg/ but haven't gotten it yet.
Thank you very much, anon.
I'll probably keep asking on /wsg/ whenever she pops up, though.
I'd like to be able to repost the webms.
unless you're a disabled c**t yourself you can make your own webms
Why would I when what I specifically want are the webms I originally lost?
I can't manually recreate those.
>So we want one cup of the mix
>*Spills half of it on the bench*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT'S SO CUTE I'M GONNA FRICKING DIE
>posted 9 years ago
>check up newer videos
>she's married, has a kid and has improved speech and coordination overall
I've achieved nothing in the last decade. God damn it all.
you're not a woman, you're already living life on hard mode
I assume she has some kind of learning disability?
Cerebral palsy. Her mind is 100% fine but her body can't respond well.
Yeah she has one too many X chromosomes
It's not recognized as a medical condition because it affects a large percentage of the population.
she's way too cute for you. failed chad with a beer belly and a good job will get her.
where do you find them?
Funnily enough, suburban areas statistically have much more physically disabled people than cities
would you say having to live in hard mode made them better woman?
I've only ever met one girl with a missing arm during work for a medical emergency simulation thing and she was like 50 or some shit.
Never had any interaction with any other sort of disabled women unless you count women being disabled c**ts in general.
I'm sorry anon, I dont know how to say this.... It's exactly like Katawa Shoujo but not how you think. Im an amputee myself so I thought that it'd be nice to date girls with different disabilities because disabled people need love too and maybe they'd be more appreciative of affection and positive emotion the same way I am. Maybe theyd be something more special. But they're normal women just like all the others. They spend all their time on Tiktok. They dont have hobbies. They're constantly on the lookout for someone they think is better than you. They gossip about dumb shit, they always have to be right, and their low self esteem makes them somehow even bigger prostitutes than regular girls. So you deal with all that while also putting in more emotional energy accommodating whatever disability they have.
I'm normal too, I'm not some grizzled badass like in comics and movies and my mechanical hand sucks total ass. I'm just a moron working a moron job who watches football and drinks a bit too much.
I know you think having a disability fetish will help you find girls that are easier to handle, or they wont betray you because other guys dont want them. It just isnt like that, spazzoids have high double digit numbers of one night stands just like the rest of them. Just have higher self-esteem, dont reject yourself and it'll work itself out.
goddamn cyborgs taking our jobs
You think you have a say in it, motherfricker?
>Cheeky automaton appendage gets to finger her every night
Only an absolute cuck would date this chick
>doesn't start violently trying to stab things when given the knife
missed opportunity.
Nein! Ze untermenschen must be cleansed!
Counterpoint: they're funny
able body men date disabled women.
disabled women dont date disabled men.
disabled men are going to die alone being told that theyre never going to be good enough.
tldr; frick women. theyre all shit.
well anon, it seems we both have autism haven't we 😉
It's either two dudes, or two girls.
It's obviously a fake made with an online editor. Remember 10 years ago when rage comics were popular and there's sites that allowed you to make your own comics and share it with others? This is one of the offshoot sites that stemmed from funny autocorrect screenshots
I miss sending stupid shit like this to my friends on MSN. Simpler times.
Everyone at my school used AIM and we'd bully the kids who tried to use MSN.
Everyone at mine used MSN and we were all too busy sending pokes and doodles to care what AIMhomosexuals and ICQueers were doing
I hate irony so much
I want people to type LUL, WINRAR, and XD without a hint of irony and hesitation
I want fun to be simple again
unironic XD deserved to die but I liked the other ones
Yeah, good idea. It’s much more dumb and boring than fricking Pepe and Wojak bullshit and attention whoring coomer threads. Frick out of here with that idea, it’s why no one want to have fun with the internet with homosexuals like you scolding the unironic humors who just wants to have a good time without pessimism and boring normalhomosexuals.
You need to learn proper english before pretending to be old enough to post on this site.
Rekt
I didn't mind wojak when it was just feels posting in like 2010 but rare pepes and now s.yjaks are completely unbearable
^^ is superior to xD, XD and :D.
^^ is peak krautcore
I've always been intrigued by ^^;
Frenchies also love it. But xD is more frogcore
I still use xD unironically. Cope and seethe. xD
fricking gaiagays
I've never understood why XD made people mad, it's such a basic and easy to read emote.
XD sucks xD is where it's at
😀 >>> xD > XD
😀 isn't a laughter emoticon, though.
I have come to know “:D” as the sign of “frick, I lost an argument online and don’t want to continue talking”
When has it ever been used for that? If anything the modern 😀 is a mindless funposting emote with no other baggage to it.
EBIN 😀
no, that's 🙂 sweaty
It depends.
I write it when I am laughing at the situation that the other person is so dense to not even grasp the argument, let alone refute it.
Like talking to a brick wall.
😀 is germany
xD is sillier and more unhinged, might be more ironic
:DDD
XDDD
is Finland
Wanted to post a lot more d's but spamfilter wouldn't let me express my culture
:^)
<I:^)
clown
based and same
always use 🙂 as frick off or want them to stop talking
my project manager made me hate this fricking emoticon so much.
>hey I got another task for you, its for the project no one likes to work on and while some devs are free and you already have so much work stacked on you, i decided to give this task to you instead :^)
based PM
based pm
that sucks :^)
>using a smiley with a carat nose
:^*~~*~~*~~*~~))
>pm'd you the fix :^)
:^) >>> 🙂 >>>>> all
😀 >>> XD > abyss > xD
😀 master race
fug :DDD
where does 😛 rank in this?
:p is better
:V
:^)
:o)
😐
and
;(
Are the only acceptable emoticons.
-_-
This is the one used by COOL people exclusively.
😛 > everything else frick you
eggplant emoji is what the real gamers send
....?....
( O.o )
:3 UwU
rawr xD
<3
*glomps u* >;3
-.-
^^
xd master race
my brother
this, I don't know how that picked up but I've been using it for years, my brother too (we're 33 and 36 respectively)
oh mis lentes de contacto xdxdxd
>not Xd
ngmi
This is how I tell if I'm talking with a mouthbreathing moron or not. If I see an uppercase X I cut contact immediately.
unironically this
what is it about the lowercase x that attracted only the individuals with the highest iqs?
It's the explicit, carefully crafted irony.
A art.
AN* art, underage b& moron phoneposter
For me it's xDG. That's what I do every night
kirby faces and o.O were my favorite
<(˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶)>
dumb Fumika
xD
XDD is objectively superior due to the Spurdo theorem
boy that is one mutant-ass fish
what a lucky catch
xD < XD < xd < Xd
X^D
>im perpetually stuck in my past and refuse to move on because im incapable of confronting reality have have to find comfort in the rosetinted nostalgia of my youth where i didn’t have responsibility or failures to lament on
Frick off. All that shit you typed was annoy as frick even then and I’m so fricking glad that random quirky humor shit is as good as dead and buried.
I get where he's coming from.
We've only got a short time on this Earth and the indomitable march of time only gets faster the older we get. Why pretend to be something we're not? Do you want to die a liar, anon? Or do you want to wear your heart on your sleeve and be genuine?
>do you want to wear your heart on your sleeve and be genuine?
What makes a man write gay shit like this on the internet?
Microplastics?
Worse. Onions AND microplastics.
^^
😉
=D
Go to germany they are still used here
go back
got time machine?
Sorry, can't hear you, the music is really loud ~d-_-b~
homie u gay
Based. Everyone is such a joyless, tryhard homosexual these days. People act so irreverent and aloof about shit instead of just chilling and having fun.
>People act so irreverent and aloof about shit instead of just chilling and having fun
He says right after complaining about joyless tryhard homosexualry
You may be moronic, anon. Sorry to say. But don't let that get you down!
Winnar!!!
+1 internetz for you you win the internet good sir
Cynicism killed the chan long time ago.
Nah, censorship did. The notion of making impolite posts or writing 'Black person' a bannable offence would have been utterly absurd back in the day. The moderators barely got their asses up to delete real CP from time to time.
that innocent era of the internet is dead and will never come back
im able to do that in my own langauge
WINRARS
4 years later and hardly anything has changed
I had a horrible fricking tendency to end every message with "lol" or ":D" as a teenager
it bothered me then and Im glad I broke the habit
I still start or end sentences with lol when I message people. Feel like it's hard to judge intent otherwise and I refuse to use emojis
>I refuse to use emojis
Im with you on that, they have always made something in my head cringe
I still use "lol"
kill me yourself
At least you're aware you deserve to be killed.
come over here then moron, i'll let you frick me in the ass so fricking hard until you cum buckets inside me before breaking your dick off with my asscheeks and letting you bleed out on my front lawn
Flex on emotional cowards. Flaunt your sincere love and hate.
They were only really funny when they were new and people hadn't seen them/used them that much, after everyone started using them they got tiring, and it was funnier to mock them by being ironic instead.
Pretty much all internet memes go through this cycle of funny -> overused -> shit -> ironic, I don't think there's any meme that managed to break it.
cobson
>I don't think there's any meme that managed to break it.
wojak has been stuck in the perfect middle between "overused" and "shit" for at least 8 years now
Yeah and anyone with any sense rolls their eyes the second they see one. I automatically know a thread is going to be shit when it starts with a Wojak, or even a Pepe.
lolz, you win the interwebz dude!
chocolate waffles pancakez maple syrup cookiez ^w^
One day I'll snap and start talking like this again.
Not today, but one day.
i hope so. im tired of normies saying cringe
I don't think it has to do much with cringe as much as the fact this type of typing is mostly associated with furries.
frick off katie, you've gotta be like 30 years old by now
Oh noes, frick off!!! >:3
jesus christ it's a lion get in the car
Let it rest, or *they* will drag out the corpse and wear its skin too
We are at metairony already get with the time gramps
*glomps u*
ZOMG *GLOMPS* xD
¯_(ツ)_/¯
You're not going to get it here. Suddenly having any sort of fun is cringe and reddit and we can't have that. We have to complain about everything while quoting Jordan Peterson and praising Japanese thing.
You don't understand. Even Reddit is a bunch of joyless homosexuals now. Extreme moderation, no goofiness, no fun. This is how it is everywhere. Even Ganker has rampant unpaid moderation now, which is completely antithetical to the culture of the board. Yes, homosexual: culture.
We HAVE to go back.
>Even Ganker has rampant unpaid moderation now, which is completely antithetical to the culture of the board.
And hordes of moronic /misc/tard subhumans who keep spamming their idiotic garbage so much that everyone sane prefers janny overreactions to janny absence.
chud website, homosexual
>I dont like the culture around here
>I want jannies to clean up the board so that i will like the culture around here
We are not going to stop calling you a man, you have no ovaries, no womb.
You have no idea who are and aren't /misc/tards, do you?
/pol/tards for Ganker is like israelites for /misc/tards.
>moronic /misc/tard subhumans who keep spamming their idiotic garbage
Because it's guaranteed (you)s. It would drop dramatically if you troons would stop trying to "correct the record". Notice how we never had this problem with gays back when we constantly called each other "gays"
Dilate troony, our board
I still use 😀 and stuff a lot and it's not ever ironic
I use 😀 if my face is like 😀 while I'm typing 😀
😮
Everybody's afraid of being called 'cringe' or whatever the frick, and it's birthed this insufferable self-conscious culture where you can only discuss the things you're passionate about if you first take a big verbal step back from them
"Anime is so fricking cringe, dude. Anyway, about the anime I like..."
It's beyond gay.
idiot
gay
oldBlack person
For the good old times to come back, for the chan to RETVRN TO TRADITION, we MUST bring back all of the following:
>Black person as a general insult
>rape as a term for someone getting beaten, defeated, "owned"
>israelite as someone who has lots of money or made a beneficial transaction, regardless of the reasons for said wealth
>genuine misogyny against XX chromosome women, none of this nu-right troony bullshit where the only insult is "you aren't actually a woman!" as if being a non-man was a virtue
*ugh* what could of been if not for le reddit stealing our culture and degenerating it
>*ugh*
Opinions discarded.
I hope you're baiting
Are you gonna drop a *sigh* next? You're just a roleplaying troony.
Nothing's stopping you from doing all of those things besides homosexuals getting their panties twisted, just ignore them and keep doing it.
The internet: SRS BSNS
:3
The internet was unironically underage back then anon. Early Ganker was blatantly underage it explains why in fricking 2023 Ganker keeps making existential crises threads about turning 30 because they were on here when they were like 12 in the time everyone was posting LULZ or WINRAR.
The childlike joy and wonder are gone, but at least Ganker still has the political understanding and obsession with cooming of a twelve year old.
You never outgrow cooming, even your grandpa probably rubbed one out every month when his barely existent T levels signaled his brain.
you eventually do. you just have to get over your porn addiction and start working out.
>You never outgrow cooming
No, you never outgrew cooming, because you are a slave to your bestial urges.
You missed out.
>pikachu
>not pichu
CAN’T THESE moronS EVEN INTO METER?
Go back
Actually made me laugh
that magazine clipping shit just sends me everytime
Ahem.
Black person.
you cut out the best part
>Marry me?
>But you're like a brother to me
Women will make comics like this to try showing men how supposedly bad they've got it without an ounce of awareness that most dudes online would kill for this kind of attention.
is that froge on his shirt
I don't get it.
Why do people refuse to grow the frick up nowadays?
>"Grow up"
>Can't afford a house
>Can't support a family
>No vacations
>No investments
>No social mobility
>Conned out of your youth and thrown away for fake money
>Have just enough wagie credits to get rejected at a bar and purchase an alcohol addiction
Who the FRICK would want this?
because the incentives to do so were taken away
Because you're a dumb fricking Black personhomosexual turbo Black person Black personking Black person superBlack person double Black personhomosexual mcBlack person with cheese.
Growing up, being an adult, and having a successful livelyhood was stolen from us by the previous generation.
You don't know the half of it
>Poke'mon
>your
>Brendan with a Charizard
>thinks Brendan's hat is his hair, and gives him white side burns
>"I choose you" when Charizard is already out of the ball
>Charizard grows an extra finger in the second panel
>Dovahkiin says "Fus Ro Dah!" but does a generic sword slash instead of a shout
This post makes me uncomfortable. Like I've forgotten something important.
was meant for
Don't know how that happened.
Because you're a Black person.
LOL!
aight, somebody gotta say it
charizard isn't a dragon type
keep up grandpa
That's not a charizard lil' zoomzoom.
literally charizard x
Yes. That is literally Charizard X. Not Charizard.
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck etc etc
>If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck
The final line should be "I'll trade you, but not my Charizard."
>Marry me?
Got the ick no cap frfr ong
cute, why is everyone here such a homosexual?
homosexual website.
Can’t believe I was mad when this UI was removed.
I can't wait till all you dicky gays get decoyed
mite b cool
They're too busy with their group wank sessions to talk to femoids.
They're probably mostly trans by now.
Why do you pedophiles always project onto trans people?
In b4 paranoid "accusations" of me being trans.
Because the man who started this circus was a pedophile
>mite b cool
"mite b cool" glows so fricking much that any self-respecting dickysseur would've had red flags coming up immediately
/misc/ lingo is not acceptable here. Back to your cesspool with you. Also KYS, pedophile.
YWNBAW
Holy fricking newbies
You've gotta keep in mind the time period. Not everything on the internet was immediately recognizable as a government psy-op; Hansen style pedo-baiting was still relatively new.
I didn't even know where does the cool mite come from, but I saved it years ago just because of how meme it is.
Imagine being so dry in the convo the decoy gets bored too
Is entrapment not illegal in America?
As long as you don't say anything explicit, it doesn't count.
If the cop said
>ayo I'm a 12 year old girl (male) and will let you suck my dick if you come to Goldberg Square this Friday around 4 PM
this would be entrapment.
But if he says just
>I'm like, 14, and, like, watch cartoons
but the pious Christian responds with
>prime marriage age, don't let the leftoids tell you otherwise. let me make you a real woman
then it doesn't count as entrapment.
But the person he was talking with wasnt a 14 year old girl?
What crime was commited? RPing with a federal agent?
In his mind, she was real. Had it not been a glowBlack person on the end but a real e-girl, he'd have done the same.
In my mind, you are a moron, so you are. Off to moron jail Anon-kun
e-girls by definition aren't real, you dumb memespouting homosexual.
>What crime was commited?
I recall that it's a crime to talk someone into doing sexual shit after they say they're a minor, just because it demonstrates the intent.
Entrapment isn't when you say you're a vulnerable victim, it's when you essentially request a crime.
If the cop said he's a bratty e-girl that needs a tradcon husband, this would be entrapment. If he only says he's a e-girl and the tradcon Christian proposes to be her husband, it's not entrapment.
A very poor attempt at "no u".
It's like if I made fun of fatties and you accused me of being fat just to cope.
No, your post was the original attempt at 'no u'. Just like the entire communist movement exists to normalize pedophilia.
How hard is it to be against pedos and not be a pedo yourself? Am I just an edge case?
You are clearly a Marxist pedophile, and not just some random centrist dipshit, because you went out of your way to attack Christianity. "Always accuse your enemy of what you're doing." Sound familiar, israelitetroon?
Christ, dude. I'm not OP.
To be fair there should be an explanation as to WHY I find e-girl/shota disgusting, and I can't come up with anything besides it being associated with children. It's the vile satisfaction of taking something pure and innocent and tarnishing it with their depraved fantasies.
that's fine, anon, you can find things disgusting and call people disgusting. It's well within your rights.
Drawings, however, do not have rights, and no crimes can be committed against a drawing. You can make the argument that "What is legal and what is illegal should be based upon what I personally find disgusting" but you're not winning that argument.
>"What is legal and what is illegal should be based upon what I personally find disgusting"
Ironically, this is often the actual argument of the group that is most likely to rape children: religious authoritarians.
The difference is in recognition of context. e-girl/Shota are fricking garbage, shit taste for sick fricks, but it's not illegal or comparable to actual child porn and should not be regarded as such. Being unable to reconcile that difference is usually a sign that the person is projecting
this
except /ss/ is GIGAbased
No, it's GIGAshit.
Except when the shota doesn't want it and has to be raped.
funnily enough, i don't necessarily like that
at the emotional core, /ss/ needs to be consensual in the end to get the full nut
2pedo for me.
I'm not into corruption.
>/ss/ needs to be consensual
minors can't consent, you fricking moron
legally i agree
but kid me fricking CRAVED the cute mommy and her breasts and pussy is what i was getting at
not getting dominated by one
wich is the desire i want fulfilled in my fictional pornography
Dominant shota is based.
Dominant older woman is shit.
I like if none are particularly dominant, but the little boy is a little cute boy and the woman is cute caring and motherly
Plenty of people are against pedos and not pedo.
You can tell because they are not out there to hunt pedos and punish them, but rather just prevent harm being done to children.
Actual pedos prefer to talk about sin, degeneracy, punishment, retribution, tradition etc.
That's how they ensure they won't be the ones hunted.
For example, actual pedophilia prevention programs said that the Qanon pedo scare targeting Democrats and trans people make it harder to find actual pedophiles because they flood the internet with false alarms and make words useless. 5 years ago, "grooming" meant "grooming", nowadays it means "shares objectively true medical knowledge".
>The term "MAP" came from a troony.
>The godfather of gender theory was a pedophile
You're not fooling anyone
Have you ever wondered why only lunatics agree with you and why all the people involved in actual research of any of the related topics believe things that directly contradict your worldview?
>only lunatics agree with you
Not even close. In fact, Florida (Jazz Country) recently banned letting children transition. Modern academia is a joke, at least regarding the social "sciences". Gender theory is the new phrenology
>statistics? nah, feels are better
Based joke penis land. They won't be bullied by some stupid facts and evidence.
>facts and evidence.
You have none. There is no empirical evidence that gender dysphoria is anything more that a mental illness. Also notice how no one is willing to research (publish) pedophilia incident rates among troons
>There is no empirical evidence that gender dysphoria is anything more that a mental illness.
Yes. Fortunately, we now know an adequate cure.
>Also notice how no one is willing to research (publish) pedophilia incident rates among troons
Because it's negligible? I mean, since you're admitting you don't have any statistics on this, we can only assume, right?
>Fortunately, we now know an adequate cure.
and it's not transitioning. The most extensive study on this topic took place in Scandinavia, the most progressive and tolerant region in the world. It showed no significant impact on suicide rates for those who transitioned vs those who did not. Not to mention, 90% of gender dysphoric kids grow out of it by the time they're 18.
>you don't have any statistics on this, we can only assume, right?
Correct. But all signs point to it being a very high rate. The fact that no one wants to settle this argument with objective data speaks volumes.
>The most extensive study on this topic took place in Scandinavia
Post it then, if you're not lying.
>But all signs point to it being a very high rate.
Which signs? Your arse? Only thing I can think of is an inexplicable like of anime.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3043071/
>Which signs?
See
Not to mention the incident where parents of rape victims were being hounded by the FBI
Wow, not even your screenshot, where you had full editorial control, actually says what you said! See that part at the very end of the conclusion, where you probably already stopped reading?
>Improved care for the transsexual group after the sex reassignment should therefore be considered
>See
>The term "MAP" came from a troony.
>The godfather of gender theory was a pedophile
You're not fooling anyone
I see it. What I don't see is any evidence of your claims. To even begin to argue that one person, (who wasn't even trans) saying there is such a thing as healthy pedophilic relationship, means that there must be "very high rates" of child abuse within the trans population is such a massive non sequitur I'm not sure why you would call attention to it.
My only claim regarding that study was
>It showed no significant impact on suicide rates for those who transitioned vs those who did not.
>What I don't see is any evidence of your claims
I never said I had any. Just that there are a lot of red flags. As much as I'd like be proven wrong, not a single gender studies expert is willing to present evidence, despite having no problem writing article after article about why these accusations are baseless
>no empirical evidence that [muh opinion]
You're a moron who can't tell opinions from facts.
Meanwhile, there is overwhelming evidence in support of:
>transition
>lowering age required for transition
>long-term quality of life increase after transition
>Also notice how no one is willing to research (publish) pedophilia incident rates among troons
How about, instead of being a moron and claiming that shit you didn't look for doesn't exist, you look for things?
It's most likely to end up like with pedo church defense where they blamed gays, but then all the research unequivocally concluded that neither homosexual identity nor past sex with men have positive correlations with offenses against children.
Celibacy is also a cope, this time not from the church, but from american pedo religions.
Only loons believe that their ideas are "suppressed" so hard that no one is willing to research them.
There is plenty of research into Black folk being low IQ, even though it is a political faux pas.
tl;dr you're a moron and a pedo and this is not my opinion but fact of science
See
>Florida
Not exactly helping your case. They're liable to actually reinstate phrenology.
I only brought it up because it's the home of the world's most famous Lynchian abomination. i.e., even FLORIDA realized they had gone too far in allowing this.
Wow, EVEN one of the most conservative states in the deep South that's known to be a haven for boomers?
You will never be a woman.
Yeah, shame that, now you'll have to be a virgin forver
already not a virgin, homosexual
That time with your uncle doesn't count.
cubans are boomers?
No, but a lot of them are based, because they've seen what communism brings.
crazy innit
Phrenology is a legitimate science and israelites only banned it because it makes them recognizable as scheming psychopaths.
You mean physiognomy?
No, I mean phrenology, you Black person.
Jaw shapes have nothing to do with phrenology
shut the frick up, moron
>ears completely move
at least make your bait posts somewhat believable
that actually makes your point worse, look at the where theyre moving
>Phrenology is a legitimate science
proofs?????????????
Do you agree that e-girl art is a victimless crime? If so, congrats, you're not unhinged
The abyss is a Black person!
Look, he's a Black person.
The projection in this post is tangible.
>prime marriage age, don't let the leftoids tell you otherwise
this is correct tho
It's not correct, but it is right-winged.
>It's not correct
It actually is. For the vast majority of human history, if a woman wasn't pregnant by 14 then there was something wrong with her. Also, and this goes without saying, you will never be a woman.
Since when do laws have anything to do with what the glowies can and can't do in muttland?
since you were born into a third world country before this show aired ill just tell you that most of the to catch a predator cases were thrown out
I was talking about glowies, mutt. Can you really only perceive reality through a TV show?
the topic was tcap, im sorry youre autistic and begin to have offtopic conversation in your own head
Whats the problem?
grooming
>Its ok when we do it
I like to think they actually use decoy as a username and the pedos are like decoy? What's that?
we ascii postin?
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that's not LUEshi
Why yes this was the best social link, how could you tell
>ITT: gamer humour
F3 and F5 were my favorite emotes to use in Maplestory, gave me a hearty chuckle every time
f3 and f6 is too good
>f6
>good
F7
God why was I born a newbie
wait a sec why are they reddit spacing before reddit existed...
could it be "reddit spacing" is a gay cop out for terminally online morons when they run out of arguments?
nah...
it's almost as if the majority of Ganker users are hysterical tribalist underage homosexuals
reddit spacing is fluoride stare
pointing out reddit spacing is taking alex jones dick pills
Not a single one of them is reddit spacing you blind moron Black person.
you are a homo
WIN WIN WIN WIN
Take me back, I want to get off this clown homosexual demon world ride.
lmao that's insane i actually understand this meme now after like 16 years.
>my mfw when i see this thread
(~_~メ)
>but then i remember jannies do it for free
( ゚∀゚)アハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \
The jannies when they finally get their $0 check for years of work on Ganker.org
(°□°)︵ ━
>The jannies when they finally get their $0 check for years of work on Ganker.org
>(°□°)︵ ━
I, too, would throw my dilator in frustration
(°□°)︵ ━ the stupid table doesnt work here
heh
Ragecomics was up until 2012. I also noticed that anything soulful died in 2013. We all truly died at 2012 and now, we are living in this hellish simulation.
Ah yes, truly a more enlightened time where everything wasn’t steeped in cynicism and everyone was able to wear their hearts freely on their sleeves. Definitely the epitome of wit and humor
Seething zoomerhomosexual.
you missed out anon, it was a better time...
I still, to this day, don't know how to triforce.
You used to be able to do alt+255 for the blank spaces but I think they nerfed that a long time ago.
WTF is baking mix? Flour?
There are a bunch of shitty products (usually American) that sell all the ingredients (plus shitty extras) for a thing in one box like brownie mix, cake mix, pancake mix. You add some kind of liquid to it and feel like you baked something.
I imagine it's flour, baking powder, and baking soda.
remember when rulesposting was actually a thing?
rule 30 was "no girls on the internet", what is this wack ass list
at any rate r30 is more true than ever nowadays
There are no girls on the internet
>There are no girls on the internet
The downfall of all online hobbies and spaces is largely due to people not understanding this rule.
Made me physically cringe
HAD A homie IN THE CUT WHERE THE WOOD AT
motherfricker
>saving the thumbnail
Why not just make a normal sandwich? What's the benefit of this method?
Where the hell is waldo? I've searched the entire image top to bottom
dude he's right there
where's jumping flash or speed freaks from that image?
HACKERS
ON
STEROIDS
Do you think she knows that her whack reaction became a stupid gif on the internet?
don't really think she cares tbqh
Yeah, I can hear you
it's OVER FRICKING 9000 BIIIIIIIITCHESSSSSS
I miss "teh"
This thread is cool and all but I wish there was an easy way to find out all the gamers in it.
>easy way to find out all the gamers in it
oh anon... those days are over you have to go to small communities to get those experiences
the bigger the game the more miserable you'll be
it's not wurf it
I miss the days you could find a good minecraft server where everyone was playing survival instead of some homosexual lobby where hundreds of people are spread across some generic mini games
He was wanting someone to reply with “the cake is a lie”, you indomitable sperge
okay but no.
>BUT I USED TO BE-
no.
Your post is great. It's so delicious and moist.
>2023 humor
where did it all go wrong?
Normal "people".
And subnormal subhumans AKA conservatives.
Old internet was edgy nerds, niche that is mostly empty and dead nowadays.
Black person
bump
bump
Why not
Fine
rip to anyone who gets 81-85
>86
Very close call there Anon
I hope I get Ganker
;;;
boongboongboongboong YO
rollan
Well frick
I guess it's time to fire up a VPN and go raid 5ch
roll
r
>Did the thing where I open a random OP and see what number it is to use for stuff like this
>92
Frick no I'm not going to twitter, get that shit off of here.
bump
who still uses irc
Rolllll
Rollan
>/hr/
rolling
Roll
Remember Ragnarok Online?
>_<; chat stop it
we all freds here d - ^_^
only real ones will remember this
>Huskystarcraft
this is beyond ancient
>helloeveryonethisisssss-H TO THE USKY HUSKY HERE
for the love of god, don't look him up and see how he's doing. Just remember the good times...
>sort by new
>3 years ago
>pokemon megahomosexual
What the frick
That dude looks like he's 40 years old, what the frick is he doing with that haircut
the thought of two fat funko pop collecting nerds having sex respules me
Phoneposting from the shitter so I can't post the greentext but
Every single human should be sterilized on birth and only be allowed to reproduce when they can prove financial stability. Poor people shouldn't reproduce like rats.
Does anyone have the one from this guy where he's in a therapist's office asking where his fetishes stem from?
Sorry I left for a bit. Thanks anon.
ENTER: o_O
He went from soul to soulless?
almost any permutation of the "clueless" panel doing anything no matter how meta or dumb will always make me laugh
As much as this word is becoming overused, this thread makes me nostalgic. Reminds me of VAT19 and Vsauce's Game Lüt.
Wholesome thread
Gamer music:
>morons don't know kaomoji
(^▽^)
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
▲
▲▲
That's now how you do it gay it's like this
>▲
▲▲
RIP /f/
;3c
>this thread
>youre
>lurk
>moar
>homosexual
The main character of the last video game you played gets isekai'd into this scenario. What happens next?
>ywn have this in your lifetime
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY GOD
BRING ME BACK GOD DAMNIT
It's good that this shit happened, but it's also good that it died.
That's how you know it's not cancer. Cancer is when things refuse to die when they should.
sex with mikan
>Cancer is when things refuse to die when they should.
like wojaks?
best thread on Ganker
=3 or :3
You can easily tell if you are talking to a girl in early 2000s MMOs if she over uses "~" and ^____________^ and the fricking ;3
KAZAKHSTAN
>tfw will never be glomped
>=(
Turns out that "things were so much better back then" is nothing but nostalgiagay cope, like it's always been since ancient times
>xD
soul
>XD
soulless
weird, Uri just got one yesterday and it didn't evolve
https://twitter.com/theurigeller/status/1614661930454552578
This dude is trying so hard to act like he actually gives a shit beyond PR
i don't know who that is and frankly i don't care to know
>tfw your best friend turns out to literally be a scheming israelite
My dick
8===========lD
Your dick
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:3
I'm a :3 spammer and I will always be a :3 spammer
So, did we really got trapped in this alternative dimension since 2012? I can't really explain how things got so shit so fast unironically. Also Mandela effects.
SO HECKING FUNNY YOU GUYS Hahahaha XDDDD
Rofl
Why do people put spaces before punctuation ? It looks moronic .
notice how oldhomosexual threads don't get spammed while basedjak party kids are in school where they belong
for me, it's :V and :v
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