ITT: gaming moments only white men will understand

ITT: gaming moments only white men will understand

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    starfield is a masterpiece.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      WILL be a masterpiece.
      Not quite there yet.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      WILL be a masterpiece.
      Not quite there yet.

      Wrong. It will be a forever mediocrity. People will keep adding mods, slowly figuring out that no matter how many mods you add, its just not a fun game, by the time the modders could "fix" starfield, they could have made a more fun game from scratch.
      And its not like starfield is a terrible game. Its not. Its also nowhere near great, amazing or even good. It literally does nothing well, as in excell at anything.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >made a more fun game from scratch.
        Lets not get too hasty here. Modders can't produce shit isn't made with the lego blocks bethesda games let them use. See any extensive mod project like redoing the game in another engine being stuck at 10+ years and still not finished.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough. I'm pretty sure they could use Scratch or some shit to make a more fun project.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >slowly figuring out that no matter how many mods you add, its just not a fun game
        Killin' and lootin' will always be fun, we just need reasons to do it and to look good while doing it, and hot babes to come home too

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      High suicide rate is indeed a white male gamer trait

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        golly
        wonder why that is and whose fault it could be

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what did he find?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yamcha

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        underrated

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off, it got a billion replies on the original thread and it got an image to accompany it.

          If you're not on Ganker 24/7 don't post.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            underrated

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      all the 9th gen console exclusives

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hole.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dirt!

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    IS THAT... A CRATER???

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see your big empty hole in the ground, and I'll raise you by one Siofra River.

      What's so special about this crater?

      You joke but the Grand Canyon gets millions of dollars in tourism money because it's something people want to see. Stay seething.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah in real life moron not in a low poly video game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But that's a real thing you troglodyte you can actually witness, not some digitally rendered landscape made by some overworked designer.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn't even made by anyone, it's procedurally generated.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have been several times. It's quite a magnificent site, pictures don't do it justice at all. Neither does a big round hole in starfield.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this Black person actually comparing grand canyon with some procgen crater in starfield kek

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Live close by
        >Always sitting and taking the whole view
        >Extremely peaceful and fun to walk around

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >alien excavation waste site

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The difference is the Grand Canyon is a real place and it's actually visually enchanting unlike the garbage games you play, you dweeb.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's visually enchanting about a hole in the ground?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >esl has reading comprehension issues

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BG3 animal sex scene

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why have Gankercels been seething about this for like a month now?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care for the shazam shit posters either but seething? C'mon man you know that's a bad insult.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing else worthwhile to sperg over. And shitting on Todd is fun.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this board is like 80% non-white, just like /misc/

      soomeone post the screencaps of minorities laughing at white people for enjoying nature and hiking

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bethesda is Black-core

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Console wars. Game is an Xbox "exclusive" and they don't have anything to play it on

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their hobby is outrage. They spend all day posting here, watching rage streamers, etc. They're terminally online and most of that time is dedicated to complaining about the video games they don't really play anymore.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But people played Shitfield, that's how we know it's another procedurally-generated nothing game with a half-baked story. But hey, enjoy your high horse.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't care about engaging in cosmology and science, they just want to do more killing and fricking in pretty fantasy lands.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everybody literally pointing and laughing at reddit drones praising another bethesdashit copy-pasta
      >"i-incels are totally s-s-seething...!"
      The cope is palpable lmao

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >posts the same thing hourly
        >not seething
        Uh huh

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally starts making up shit just to deflect
          My first post in this thread, cope some more chimp 🙂

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nooooo you can't just notice trends

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >posts the same thing hourly
              >not seething
              Uh huh

              >An entire board is one person REEE

              Nta btw 🙂

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is yeah.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          unlike you... posting starfield great moments? sorry, "moment" (finding a crater).

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. You're all bots.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      to this day i still find crazy how a basic ass game can sell millions upon millions on marketing and brand recognition alone.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There aren't any other companies making games like Bethesda sandboxes and it may be buggy but it's still fun. Most of the shitposting here is from pathetic whiners

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody is. nobody cares about starfield. it'll be completely forgotten in a few weeks.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see your big empty hole in the ground, and I'll raise you by one Siofra River.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >find elevator in Mistwood after running from gigabear
      >might as well use it
      >it
      >just
      >doesn't
      >stop
      >wonder if I'm experiencing some weird glitch
      >finally ends in this giant cavern
      >eerie ambiant soundtrack
      This was great.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That moment was brilliant. I don't know how it can ever be topped. You expect a crypt or something, but you end up in an entire city with rivers, and tall buildings, and artificial stars. It was surreal. Better than a big crater in a space game.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          seething homosexuals will never stop hating this game. I have no idea how this game created such a shocking amount of biased people who never touched it. What is it about Elden ring and fromsoft that drives anons who dont play their games CRAZY?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's ESG score wasn't quite high enough for a AAA game. They made the gay guy one of the villains.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            contrarianism thats literally it. I'm not a huge fan of ER relatively to other souls games but I think you'd have to be a total contrarian homosexual to straight up and genuinely maintain the angle that the game is bad.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's so special about this crater?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely nothing. That's the joke.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing, that's a literal cope from people defending Starfield for non existent exploration.

      I encountered the very same crater next to Apollo landing site on Moon.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white men
    You mean indians

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this must have been how my ancestors felt conquering unknown and savage lands, for they too had no markers on the map, no clues. They loved the game so I could love the game

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning sir

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >White man's game
    >Said game has a quest where a white girl insists you help a black man who owes her father money which it is revealed that she actually has feelings for him
    >Your only two solutions are paying the black man or getting the white woman and black man together

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll raise you a world-ending disaster with a primordial essence of a previous world hidden within the known realm.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This area is as nothing as that crater unless that was your point.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else do Operation Starseed? I can't make the 27 LY jump to progress the quest. Thinking Ghengis is the right option

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ghengis lets you take a fancy ass suit off FDR.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but I did operation starsneed

      for that one I Just had to jump to a closer system first

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >space game: programmed by bharat
    >most recent success of humanity on the moon: achieved by bharat

    White are so entitled that is unreal, you don't do shit since 50 years at least, you are literally the burden of the working and smart "olive skinned" man.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get asked by white management to make some character models
      >quest storylines and all creative aspects were made by white people
      >anons trying their hardest to disown this
      Why can't y'all just accept your pride and joy?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >y'all
        ah, so suicide is your next arc

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hwhites are disowning "y'all" as well
          Kek. Is there anything you won't just give away these days?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh? did I miss something or did you just launch a big hunk of useless metal onto the moon that you can no longer gain remote access to because it was designed by pajeets? kek

        Cope, what "whites" do better? How many manned space shuttle you needed to blow up before understand you are bad at advanced projects. The big cope, that we can call misunderstanding of the white people is thinking that you "hire" Indians because you pay them less. This is bullshit, Indians are you CEOs and your politicians. YOU BEGGED INDIANS TO WORK IN YOUR COUNTRIES, because your people can't do shit, maybe once upon time you had enough discipline to reach so goal larger than life... but now you don't exploit indians, you NEED INDIANS, your politicians do anything to open your country to indians and cut down every low IQ racist white trash that oppose Indians presence. Indians are honest workers, are smart. Indians are the people that create programs, computers, machine and robots, that your low IQ mind, fallen of grace, use only to watch porn. If your countries are still relevant it's only because they stay on Indian shoulders.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          In modern history over 95% of scientific advancements were made by people in one small region in Europe

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You losers can’t even figure out how a toilet works. We had to reprimand a indian temp worker for trying to shit on the workplace floor.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cope, what "whites" do better?
          Use toilets?
          Not shitting everywhere like animals?
          having more than 70 IQ points?
          basic hygine and cleanliness?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh? did I miss something or did you just launch a big hunk of useless metal onto the moon that you can no longer gain remote access to because it was designed by pajeets? kek

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sirs

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this why the game is filled with Black folk and girlboss npcs?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is this why the game is filled with Black folk and girlboss npcs?

      yes, because it's literally your fault. You caucasians have had blacks and girlbosses on your mind for 4000 years of recorded history.

      It's your blood.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      highly underrated lel

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    late shift again rakesh?

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really curious what went wrong with this game, there's so many east additions/alterations that would have improved the experience tenfold. It's like they never had anyone on the dev team play it for a couple hours.
    I guess it sells well so there's no reason to improve either way

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i found that crater on three different planets

  22. 8 months ago
    sage

    >twatter thread
    all fields

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its the faustian spirit. Ganker wouldnt get it

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was talking with a friend about this recently. How I could walk around in a game like STALKER for ages with minimal combat, going from point A to point B and still enjoy myself. Or see something off in the distance, go to investigate it, find nothing of real importance but I'll just enjoy the experience of exploring something I saw that interested me.

    I couldn't get any of that from Starfield. Anything outside of the main cities felt barren and lifeless and every time I explored I felt like there was so much they could've done to improve it. The big one before I stopped playing, and maybe there's some lore reason for this or something was the quest to visit the London landmark. You land where London should be and it's just the Spire.
    Would it have been too hard to make like a small ruined portion of city for you to explore? Maybe even just a street or two?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Put a street or two in the game
      >Some moron on Ganker: What was the point of even putting a street or two in the game if there was nothing to do explore?
      Fact is you people are like women, you can never be pleased, you only speak based on your emotions not from any place of logic or reason, and you don't know what you want

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're clearly the problem here.
        Vast literal nothingness is not compelling gameplay. Exploration is only worthwhile when there is a reward at the end to keep you engaged.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I find people like you hilarious

          >Go to National Park
          >Start hiking
          >No reward at the end of the trail to keep you engaged
          >Wtf? Hiking and nature is moronic

          Maybe just stay on TikTok, kiddo

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >go hiking
            >get fresh air and exercise
            >enjoy nature
            vs
            >explore soulless simulation
            >get no benefit
            >look at some pixels

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're such a gay loser moron.
            A video game is not real life. In real life physical exertion itself rewards you with dopamine and endorphins. Simply carrying a backpack and using your muscles makes you feel good. Seeing a beautiful vista at the end of a trail you worked hard to hike up is icing on the cake for something your own brain is chemically rewarding itself for.
            Going to a literally empty planet is nothing like hiking in a park. Post your physique right now you fricking moron.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >go hiking
              >get fresh air and exercise
              >enjoy nature
              vs
              >explore soulless simulation
              >get no benefit
              >look at some pixels

              >Going to a literally empty planet is nothing like hiking in a park
              Spotted the fat loser who never goes hiking, or has never played Starfield. In Starfield you go to planets and can find cool geological features like mountains, caves, or valleys. Simply exploring untouched and far removed corners of the galaxy makes you feel good. Seeing a beautiful vista on a planet that, in game, probably less than 1% of the human population has seen is a reward in and of itself.

              Sorry you have no imagination and no desire to explore. It's not like if you went to the bottom of the grand canyon you would get some epic laser sword that does 400000000 million damage. This game was made for real men, men who like to explore, men who like to see the world, of course it wouldn't appeal to you low testosterone beta males whose only experience that comes even remotely close to hiking is walking half a mile down to the Taco Bell across the street you fricking fat moron losers.

              Now post your physique, lardass. Oh wait you won't cause you're a fricking fat loser. Get fricked b***h

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                calm down spergy

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >get owned
                >uh...c-c-calm down man
                lololol

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't respond to my argument at all. You just started sperging out. What response does that warrant?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just because you are too moronic/unwilling to be able to understand my argument doesn't mean I don't have one. Like everything you have posted thus far, it is simply a reflection on you and your lack of intelligence

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your argument is "exploring is good because real men like to explore and I am a real man, you are a fat loser and I am very cool". Which doesn't counter my post that argued hiking has real tangible benefits not offered from staring at a TV screen

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                the argument was never about the "real tangible benefits" from hiking, that was a strawman you created to defeat an argument that never existed.

                Your argument boils down to
                >Spending hours with your finger on W finding procedurally generated rocks feels good because you are a moron that's why

                reductive arguments are moronic and a sign of low iq
                >hiking is stupid because all you do is walk in a straight line

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hiking is stupid because all you do is walk in a straight line
                Except you are actually walking, fatass pajeet.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                My argument was a direct response to your post here:

                I find people like you hilarious

                >Go to National Park
                >Start hiking
                >No reward at the end of the trail to keep you engaged
                >Wtf? Hiking and nature is moronic

                Maybe just stay on TikTok, kiddo

                >Go to National Park
                >Start hiking
                >No reward at the end of the trail to keep you engaged
                >Wtf? Hiking and nature is moronic

                I pointed out that you don't need rewards at the end of a hike because hiking has tangible benefits here:

                >go hiking
                >get fresh air and exercise
                >enjoy nature
                vs
                >explore soulless simulation
                >get no benefit
                >look at some pixels

                You can't lie about what happened while the posts are there for everyone to read. You lost. I accept your concession.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And my argument was that you don't need any reward in Starfield to make the exploration interesting since exploring for the sake of it brings it's own rewards.

                Your entire argument is incredibly stupid. You are basically saying that exploring/hiking is only worthwhile because it gives you 'fresh air' and 'exercise'. By that logic, then ALL exploration in every single video game ever made is bad/worthless because you get no fresh air or exercise, which is moronic.

                You are just a brainfricked zoomer who can't be bothered to do anything if there isn't some carrot at the end of the stick beckoning you to do something, that is why you are a failure and lack any discipline, and which is why you still haven't posted your fat physique after encouraging me to do so.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not the anon you are spewing spaghetti at, but your argument is invalid.
                Exploring bland empty proc-gen craters does not bring it's own rewards at all.
                Exploring in real life, as the other anon tried to drill through your thick pajeet skull, has health benefits intrinsic to the experience regardless of where you are exploring. You receive none of this in Starfield. Your character doesn't even get a buff.
                >You are basically saying
                kek.
                >All the exploration in any video game is bad/worthless
                Other video games have interesting things to explore, which Starfield does not. Without anything interesting to explore you must fall back on the health benefits randomly walking around nothing brings. Which is what you are doing when you "explore" an empty crater on a bland proc-gen planet with nothing on it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You get xp too

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reductive arguments are moronic and a sign of low iq
                Damn, there's something dumber than "exploring" the same empty places on an Xbox for hours.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your argument boils down to
                >Spending hours with your finger on W finding procedurally generated rocks feels good because you are a moron that's why

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >homie really cropped someone else's shit physique
                Lmao

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are either a lanklet or a disgusting fat slob. Fricking have a nice day you worthless subhuman.

                hahahaha you homosexuals are hilarious. you told me to post my physique and i did cause i have balls, you two pussies won't because both of you are 60 lbs overweight trannies with scars where your breasts used to be

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are either a lanklet or a disgusting fat slob. Fricking have a nice day you worthless subhuman.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                hahahaha you homosexuals are hilarious. you told me to post my physique and i did cause i have balls, you two pussies won't because both of you are 60 lbs overweight trannies with scars where your breasts used to be

                whats ur big 3

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't post it with a timestamp
                If you really look like this then you can do that right?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, I will, but only if you post yours first with time stamp. I'm not going to sit here and waste my time more than I am arguing with any of you fat morons knowing that my warm up set is bigger than your 1RM LMAO

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                can you answer

                [...]
                whats ur big 3

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                hahahaha you homosexuals are hilarious. you told me to post my physique and i did cause i have balls, you two pussies won't because both of you are 60 lbs overweight trannies with scars where your breasts used to be

                [...]
                >Going to a literally empty planet is nothing like hiking in a park
                Spotted the fat loser who never goes hiking, or has never played Starfield. In Starfield you go to planets and can find cool geological features like mountains, caves, or valleys. Simply exploring untouched and far removed corners of the galaxy makes you feel good. Seeing a beautiful vista on a planet that, in game, probably less than 1% of the human population has seen is a reward in and of itself.

                Sorry you have no imagination and no desire to explore. It's not like if you went to the bottom of the grand canyon you would get some epic laser sword that does 400000000 million damage. This game was made for real men, men who like to explore, men who like to see the world, of course it wouldn't appeal to you low testosterone beta males whose only experience that comes even remotely close to hiking is walking half a mile down to the Taco Bell across the street you fricking fat moron losers.

                Now post your physique, lardass. Oh wait you won't cause you're a fricking fat loser. Get fricked b***h

                confirmed larper, cannot name his big 3. Skin is probably brown and build is probably skinnyfat.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brezil is a surprise

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    a white man game does not procedurally generate Earth

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its purely singleplayer
    >its not about actually exploring space, every single system is already known and charted
    >you don't actually fly anywhere
    >you just fast travel
    >ship to ship combat even is almost non existent, you maybe see pirates/spacers/ecliptic mercs every 1/20 times you jump somewhere
    >spaceships could easily be entirely removed from the game via instant teleports and it would still be the same game
    >its literally just fast traveling to recycled outposts
    >the biggest cities in the game are tiny and theres only a few of them
    >civilian outposts are like one building
    >there is pretty much nothing to see anywhere in space except specific unique story mission locations

    A multi billion dollar company couldn't have just made Elite Dangerous with good ground gameplay and missions? How did this take years to produce when it feels like its reskinned Fallout 76 with the multiplayer cutout?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because the companies and studios are bloated
      for every 1 guy ACTUALLY developing there's 5 people leeching off of it and 3 people in marketing

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >build outposts to extract resources
    >resources you can just buy
    >resources that you only really use to build outpost buildings
    >outposts you lose at the end of the game
    ???????

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    single player games are fricking soulless

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If american enjoy Starfield and dream about new frontiers is thank to "brown people" KEK, Cope and play my game even in Bangalore I found pitch brown people smarter than the average hamburger. Remeber that everytime you explore a planet, you do it thanks to the people you despise, but that build your world.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down ESL. Here's a (you) just like you wanted!

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    people who call starfield boring will never understand the charm of games like picrel.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      KSP is more fun than Starfield and by a pretty wide margin too

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah its also way more empty though. Dont get me wrong I love KSP but you can't call starfield a bad game for being empty when games like KSP exist.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't play KSP to explore, you play it to overcome the challenge itself. You have to trial and error your way into successful flight, then successful orbit, then reaching deeper into space without running out of fuel, and then doing the above while being able to make a return flight. Overcoming design challenges and mastering flight mechanics is the core of the game. There is literally no such challenge driving you the player in Starfield. You can visit literally hundreds of dead empty planets with the LITERAL EXACT SAME recycled outposts randomly generated on them.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A crater the size of a shopping mall, cool

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Historically speaking why was the white man the only race that was willing to explore? And then brownoids will blame us for slavery, as if it wasnt their own acestors fault for refusing to venture out of their mud hut.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Polynesians did quite a bit of exploring too but they fell into decline and passivity due to the lack of competition.
      One thing Europe had for itself was its fierce competition between countries which forced its people to either innovate or fall behind. Columbus didn't travel for the sake of it but to find a faster way to reach India and improve trade.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did all western euros hate each other so much?

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally stolen from Death Stranding

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with Death Stranding? I like it.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that where the hole from SH2 went?

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

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