ITT: most autistic vidya things youve ever done
i brought in a photo of leon kennedy to my barber when i was 18
ITT: most autistic vidya things youve ever done. i brought in a photo of leon kennedy to my barber when i was 18
ITT: most autistic vidya things youve ever done
i brought in a photo of leon kennedy to my barber when i was 18
Lol fricking homosexual I hope that memory haunts you for the rest of your life.
I've never done anything cringeworthy because I am a perfect genius. AMA
i brought in this photo of todd howard to my barber and i still have the same haircut
todd's haircut is pretty good and hes handsome, just pray your barber didnt realize you were showing him todd howard
I showed my barber a photo of Todd Howard and he went "Ah, you want the Todd Howard."
It's a pretty common style.
same thing happened to me
i got laid that day btw. who's laughing now?
yes i was in the chess club.
Kek
>knee-high manlet
>handsome
wow anon youre so cool can i suck your wiener??
i LITERALLY did this with a remake pick of Leon just a month ago. And I'm 28. Nothing wrong with it, actually got pretty sick haircut
Just bring a young picture of Leonardo Dicaprio or Edward Furlong. God damn.
i don't even know who those are but thanks for the tip i guess
Google is your friend, zoomer.
>hasn’t heard of Leonardo DaVinci
zoomers….
>Hispanic
>Bring in a pic of leonardo dicaprio
>stylist tells me i have mexican hair and it just wont style like that
Then shave and buy a wig
Use conditioner or stop putting products in your hair entirely. Get that greaseball rolling.
>good-lookin' boy
>mind if I keep this picture?
Or don't be a little pussy about your hobbies
When I was into competitive Pokemon, I spent weeks trying to catch picrel in a love ball (low quantity in SM) with the right nature (50% chance) and the right IVs. I did it but I felt empty afterward.
I used to be like this at one point, but in the end, all those hours spent amounted to nothing. Why go throught all this trouble if I can just catch it with wahtever ball and then just hack it to change it into another "legal" ball, or change the IV's or make it shiny, it makes no fricking difference. That time can be amounted to play other games instead.
I gave a witcher 3 Geralt of rivia speech at my philosophy teacher and everyone clapped.
> Chink or nigress i prefer not fricking then
I cosplayed as Big Boss once
I played a video game once unironically.
whats it like? ive never done it before
In grade 8 I was really into halo and did a power point presentation and chose halo as my topic. I went in depth into the storyline and referred to the covenant in the alien versions of their names. I had mulitple slides explaining all the augmentations masterchief had and why he was the best soldier humanity had.
I still cringe thinking about this and it kind of made me an outcast in that specific class.
In an ideal world bawds would have been throwing themselves at you for that.
Actually that world would collapse and not function.
This was me but with Half-life 2. The worst part? I misunderstood the initial assignment and my presentation was an instant fail.
needed to write a poem and read it outloud in front of class. I read the Halls of the Blind rhyme/verse from Diablo 1. No one noticed. but pretty cringe saying that edgy shit
Use gta4 bloopers as my pfp about accidents funny cringe shit it was
I used to make Sonic music videos. I kinda regret nuking them cause now I'd find them funny even if they're cringe
This but for Nero. He actually did it pretty good.
Poured 1,000+ hours into a dead fighting game maybe a few dozen people around the world even know of. Even worse, I still am at it.
Well, go ahead and post it
What game?
1000? for a fighting game thats nothing
Back when I was a kid playing Pokémon Blue, I would make the rival have my name and would name the player character as my bully name and then would lose to him on purpose.
the only embarrassing part of this is that you didnt reverse the names and overcome your bully
I tried to walk like Tommy in Vice City and copied his idle animations
not sure why but I did
I modded in an endgame boss as my playable character so I could larp as him in game. Ive gone on to beat the entire game this way because I think hes the coolest vidya character ever.
Ive done this twice now
What game
Roland from library of ruina
Come on anon, who and what game?
Was it fricking Artorias? lmao
You sick frick
I used to walk around the school by scraping / leaning against the walls with a shoulder, trying not to break contact, kinda like pic related. Some people would make fun of me, but that didn't stop me. Didn't even have an explanation for it, was just something I did.
Years later I realized that I've been playing A LOT of TF2 surf maps at the time, and that was probably the source of my behavior. Maybe I subconsciously perceived that method of movement as faster than just walking.
its faster
Did the same thing with this picture of Nathan Drake
I was like 12 and tried returning a game I bought because I didn't like it, and the girl behind the cash register said this wasn't a rental store
if someone said that to my kid i would call them a c**t loudly in front of everyone
was she hot?
Back in elementary school i brought FF7 Advent Children to watch it with the whole class, no one understood who was who, what was what and what the frick was going on. I don't know what the frick i was thinking, maybe i thought everyone will see how much of an epic cool gamer anime dude i was and all the girls will want to have sex with me
I got really into roguelikes and old limited continue games several years ago. When I went back to standard singleplayer games after that with regular unlimited saves they felt really dull and lifeless, no tension. optimization only applying to basically time convenience between checkpoints instead of whether or not I'd actually be able to complete the game. I started trying to complete long single player games in one go, modern games being relatively easy I'd usually make several hours of progress before a cheap fluke death. I wasted an obscene amount of time but the high during a still going run prevented me from just playing normally, I would instantly lose interest in a playthrough after a death. I've moved to a system where I try to space my saves around recognizable selft contained chapters if a game isn't explicitely mission/level based and it's worked well enough to sate my autism
>be me
>highschool, freshman year
>Language arts
>boring as frick on my phone
>playing some game i don't remember the name off
>another student walks over
>immediately turn off my phone, because its ingrained into my instincts by that point
>he looks at me with a disgusted look and says "dude... why here?"
>he walks away
>i sat there confused and decided to not use my phone for the rest of the day
>mfw I'm in bed and I realize he thought I was watching porn in school
I never know what to ask for when getting a haircut. I never walk out of one with a nice do. Is showing them a picture the strat? I always just tell them to trim my hair a tad bit and then they frick it up and I end up just telling them to just make it short.
>Is showing them a picture the strat?
yea
I've had 20 barbers on account of moving a lot, and none of them have ever fricked up a medium fade. It's pretty hard to get wrong.
I once wrote a bunch of sonic the hedgehog fanfiction.
killed women in saints row too, crouched over their body like i was prone boning
and jacked off irl
>watch streams of people playing multiplayer games and having
>pretend im one of them and have a good time
>cry when the streams ends
>playing a really good game
>stand up from my seat and start pacing around my room talking to myself about how good the game is
I'm not diagnosed or anything but i think this is unironically autism
don't worry, i also do the same thing i also do it when watching anime
i'd suggest recording it and maybe starting a youtube channel
Grinded 999 lives in super mario world GBA
From when I was in second grade until now (I’m 27), I consistently daydream about video games. When I day dream, I’ll think about absolutely every little thing I would change in the game to make it perfect. Like if I was thinking about halo, I’d think about what weapon should be in each game and what shouldn’t, what the enemies should look like, how many levels each game should have, what the story is, what game modes the game should have, absolutely everything. I don’t know why I do it, I just do.
I don't know how to daydream anymore
learning to draw for years just so i can make porn of Midna
That's a noble endeavour. I hope you're making money with that now. Never enough love for Midna.
Kudos, anon!
then the barber said LARGATE CABRON
I got so sick of carrying a million items in the Witcher 3 that slide them all just ran around with my favourite looking sword and armour and that was it. It was so freeing that I decided to adopt a minimalist mindset in life. Thank you Witcher.
i did the same thing when i was in the 2nd grade
>i brought in a photo of leon kennedy to my barber when i was 18
Me too. Not at 18 though. A little later. Resident Evil 4, like Don Quixote and Tequila, is best experienced after a few of life's trials.
I did the same thing.
Getting into a GSG
beat pikmin 1-4 with no pikmin deaths on my only playthroughs, cus i get irrationally upset whenever they died
I once asked santa clause for a lifesized, real madcat and was still young enough to be disappointed when I didn't see a 75 ton mech sitting in the driveway on christmas day.
Mad cat / Timber Wolf treehouse by an absolute legend of a dad. That would have been the next best thing instead of a real mech.
oh that's cool as frick anon, i would have been out there day and night.
i used the character creator in lego star wars to make serious ocs and play through levels with them, i’d get annoyed when having to switch to another character in order to get past an obstacle or solve a puzzle
Bought a bokken to pretend that I'm Vergil.
Still have it too.
Rose through the ranks of a Drow House as a drow male in a NWN RP server.