ITT: only the WORST shinies

ITT: only the WORST shinies

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    defend this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the pokémon is garbage, shiny or not, so it's appropriate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do Pokemon shinies end up the way they do, anyway? Seems like the most extreme case of hit or miss design to me. It's almost as if the people who decided on some of those shinies were drunk one night with how insultingly questionable they are.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Before 3D they basically had a ruleset or whatever you wanna call it to chose shiney colors, which is why you see alotta pink mon turn green and blue pokemon turn purple. With the exception of shill mon getting special treatment.

        Now it seems to be all hand crafted which makes the lazy ones even sadder. Like just turn maushaus into brown mice why we altering just the shirt to another off white.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gamefreak doesn't like supporting shinies so they're putting intentionally bad ones in so you forget when they inevitably cut the feature out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The real problem is they used the Shiny to promote a TCG set which just made the situation look extra braindead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SV in general shit the bed hard with numon shinies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not even generated by a computer, some designer, an actual human, sat down and thought this shit was okay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is it really just the eyes? That's so fricking bad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        still fricking mad these frickers don't switch colors
        >no red-yellow Swordsman
        >no Blue bomber
        and frick you CA[REDACTED]M

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's hard to try to defend it at all when they said that they were trying to make shinies not as special or unique just so people don't feel bad for not getting them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They really went on record with that shit? Thats literally the whole fricking point of shinies holy shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to make shinies not as special or unique just so people don't feel bad for not getting them
        I don’t see what possible demographic they should be worried about offending or if they think little timmy crying because he doesn’t have a cool looking shiny ceruledge would be the end of the world

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They really went on record with that shit? Thats literally the whole fricking point of shinies holy shit

        Thankfully Pokemon like Aurorus and Charizard are not gen 9 Pokemon or else they would have been subjected to this cuckoldry.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Espeon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HOW DARE U

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      >Verification not required.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be mascot of the entire franchise
    >get this as a shiny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      these are fine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't the theory behind why Pikachu's shiny hardly changes is because they aren't willing to frick his palette up because the yellow is too iconic as the mascot? Pokken and Smash Bros. do the same thing

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    missed opportunity to change the horns more

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i've only played one pokemon game so i dont know much about the series, is this really what shinies are? just a different color version of an existing pokemon? thats it? i can barely tell the difference

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >just a different color version of an existing pokemon? thats it?
        Yes
        >i can barely tell the difference
        Game Freak plays favorites with Shinies

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oh that looks better, but still the way people obsess over shiny hunting i figured they must be pretty op pokemon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's cool shinies, but it is just a different color. The good ones are like Giratina and Rayquaza, compared to some Pokemon just looking like they have a different tone of the color they already have.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        careful now, people who wish they had stat boosts or something are playing with a monkeys paw because the second they have any utility, you already know comphomosexuals will beg gamefreak to let you make pokemon shiny with an item.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          shinies should have lower stats so that the comphomosexuals who do use them can flex

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They do in gen 2 and also some shinies can't have certain moves/stat combinations (event exclusive moves/colors).

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >GOD tier shinies:
    change a defining feature to a striking different color (Ponyta, Voltorb, Shuckle, etc)

    >great shinies:
    change the whole color to a pleasant/different tone that makes them stand out (Vaporeon, Magikarp, Rayquaza)

    >ok shinies:
    change minimal features to a different color (Umbreon, etc)

    >bad shinies:
    ran the Pokemon through a saturation filter and nothing more (most of the shinies)

    >dogshit shinies:
    give them a terrible color scheme (Espeon, etc)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shiny Espeon is better than Shiny Vaporeon though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hard truths, softly spoken.
        >captha: 0WWWW
        Have mercy.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think it looks neat honestly

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All the green shinies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    either "radioactive green" shinies or the "same color palette but 1 tone down/up", with the only change is this little detail like eyes, nose or the tip of my magnets" crew as third place

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is this game freak's master plan? make shinies so commin and so unappealing that no one cares when they take those away later too?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They were shit since gen 1 and 2 tho with shit like slowpoke

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