ITT: pokemon that would be popular among autistic people if pokemon were real

ITT: pokemon that would be popular among autistic people if pokemon were real

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    lopunny, salazzle, every modern starter

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm autistic and I hate Magnemite.
    Lugia, Alakazam, Lickitung, Starmie, Lapras, Ditto, Porygon, Eevee, Snorlax, Ampharos, Wobbuffet, Dunsparce, Shuckle, Skarmory.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ampharos

      you are not autistic, just bitter

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn't have any of those.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    unown?

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody would like Magnemite if they were real, since they interfere with electronics. They'd be pests that live in power plants.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Magnemite was real it would be the most important asset of any country since it would have the strongest magnets on Earth and can control electricity and gravity at will. It would be as important as the chicken and the pig

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If real life is any indication, Pikachu and Reshiram apparently.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deoxys

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of them because Pokemon is for autists

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a lot I could pretty convincingly see taking the role of something akin to a service dog.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna go with a sleeper pick and alongside what said, and say Drampa. Drampa would be LOVED by autistic kids (or at the very least, this autistic man-child). Big, Cuddly, Strong, Protective, Patient, and just super cool and cute at the same time. built like a friend.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I could definitely see Dampa doing that thing actual autism service dogs do where they press onto people as a stim/calming thing.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          drampa weighs 400lbs

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Could just press its head onto someone rather than sitting on them lol

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >anon uses his every ounce of his entire muscle mass when interacting with objects
            How many pets have you lost, Lenny?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          right?! I'd love to have a Drampa tbh. If I had Pokemon IRL my team would probably be Drampa, Piloswine, Grookey and Mr Mime.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't that just be the same result as a poll for VP's favorite Pokemon?

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blobby mons like Ditto or Solosis

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greninja, Cinderace, Lucario, Zeraora, Zoroark, Mewtwo

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They said autistic people not autistic gay men

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is cat (already popular with autists)
    >Mostly antisocial, self sufficient
    >If male you have a loyal cat fren to help around the house
    >If female you have a bratty dom who'll only help if you prove you'll simp for her.

    Pretty perfect for autists male and female tbh.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is literally me

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you have any idea how many autistic kids would be happier to have a best friend who understands their emothions?

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just include the entirety of Cyrus' team.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    anything /vp/ likes

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually agree with OP, back in the cringe culture days of 2013-16, I remember seeing this autist YouTuber with about 10 subs making videos and he quite literally said his favorite pokemon was Magnemite.

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