>Lives in a mansion >Has a wife (not that pretty but whatever) >Tons of friends who all share the same hobby as him >Nobody discriminating him for his passion >Everyone's happy and he's overjoyed
I mean at least post a webm of a kid slamming into a wall trying to bing bing wahoo or something, this just seems like a guy having fun for his birthday.
my parents raised me well, hence why i dont need to jump into a homosexual land of cartoon imagination frickery, i bet you watch anime too
Yeah you're right, a man should be a mature refined gentleman who lives in his mom's basement like you lmao.
i dont live in my parents basement though
>It's manly to lack passion and excitement and not have friends
How's the oil rig, Black person?
probably whiter than you, i also dont work on an oil rig
the proof in all of this is probably how wet your b***hes pussies dont get because youre spouting shitty memes like a 15 year old and quoting the mandalorian, thats if you even have girlfriends
nintendogays are without doubt the least mature of the video game enjoyers, theyre the furries of the video game world, is there something about playing games for kids that eventually turns you into one?
Last year I got a 24 pack of RedBull from my Mom and was very satisfied with it. Redbull is my favorite energy drink, and I've drank well over 300 cans of it in my lifetime. I talked to my Mom earlier this month and I told her my guess is that she got my Redbull again this year. She said she couldn't find the 24 pack 🙁 . Idk if that means no RedBull this year or no 24 pack of Redbull, either way it's a letdown, love me my goyslurp
I got a renewed RX 6800 XT. My old card was a Vega 64 which had latent hardware issues that caused it to be unstable and it finally got bad enough to where I needed to replace it. I would've loved to keep it longer but I actually want to use my computer for the actual computing instead of a bright, shiny RGB paperweight.
Girlfriend is getting me a Steam Deck OLED and a big electric throw blanket. I got her a tennis bracelet and some lingerie. I only know I'm getting a Steam Deck because Valve moronicly won't put it in non-descript packaging, surprised the UPS didn't steal it.
you can't fricking open it
it's not christmas yet
you're gonna get coal
stupid dumb frick
is it a DS lite
Definitely a dragon dildo.
IT'S A DILDO!
Gibe it back Zwarte Piet
>open box shit deck
BAHAHAHA
IT"S PIKACHU
I got ham.
I never understood why people buy ham in a can. For me it's gotta be spiral off the bone.
Ham.
Why are you opening gifts early, you homosexual?
bloc-tier
'ick
That's cute
I didn't get anything...
Because I don't celebrate Ge*man pagan holidays that have corrupted the true meaning of christmas.
wow youre so different and mysterious you want to frick my girlfriend mr chad man?
why are tendies such cultists?
I bet whatever that is is more fun than what you did last Saturday night
they all had sex afterwards
>Lives in a mansion
>Has a wife (not that pretty but whatever)
>Tons of friends who all share the same hobby as him
>Nobody discriminating him for his passion
>Everyone's happy and he's overjoyed
I mean at least post a webm of a kid slamming into a wall trying to bing bing wahoo or something, this just seems like a guy having fun for his birthday.
spotted the nintendogay, acting like that at their age is just embarrassing
>I was raised and groomed by my parents who hated me so i need to be really insecure online
ahahaha
my parents raised me well, hence why i dont need to jump into a homosexual land of cartoon imagination frickery, i bet you watch anime too
i dont live in my parents basement though
probably whiter than you, i also dont work on an oil rig
the proof in all of this is probably how wet your b***hes pussies dont get because youre spouting shitty memes like a 15 year old and quoting the mandalorian, thats if you even have girlfriends
Yeah you're right, a man should be a mature refined gentleman who lives in his mom's basement like you lmao.
>It's manly to lack passion and excitement and not have friends
How's the oil rig, Black person?
nintendogays are without doubt the least mature of the video game enjoyers, theyre the furries of the video game world, is there something about playing games for kids that eventually turns you into one?
wii u, but just the tablet.
Last year I got a 24 pack of RedBull from my Mom and was very satisfied with it. Redbull is my favorite energy drink, and I've drank well over 300 cans of it in my lifetime. I talked to my Mom earlier this month and I told her my guess is that she got my Redbull again this year. She said she couldn't find the 24 pack 🙁 . Idk if that means no RedBull this year or no 24 pack of Redbull, either way it's a letdown, love me my goyslurp
I haven't gotten a christmas gift in 15 years.
I got a renewed RX 6800 XT. My old card was a Vega 64 which had latent hardware issues that caused it to be unstable and it finally got bad enough to where I needed to replace it. I would've loved to keep it longer but I actually want to use my computer for the actual computing instead of a bright, shiny RGB paperweight.
Girlfriend is getting me a Steam Deck OLED and a big electric throw blanket. I got her a tennis bracelet and some lingerie. I only know I'm getting a Steam Deck because Valve moronicly won't put it in non-descript packaging, surprised the UPS didn't steal it.
A cheese platter.