ITT: subtle signs that a game you're about to play is bad
I'll start:
>game has an anime art style
>fans of the game refer to it as "eurojank"
>marketing describes the game as "cinematic"
>game is early access
>game has a mobile port
>Japanese developer
It was posted on Ganker even once
>Baldur's Gate 3
Checkmate
the defense rests
Baldur's Gate is my favorite anime game series, though.
So you only play AAA western games, got it
>japanese developer
>western
just how fricking moronic are you?
You don't deserve to be happy lol
projection
stay sad moron
cope and seethe
>OP >implies all Japanese games are bad
>Anon comments that OP must only enjoy western (read: not Japanese) games
I don't know, how moronic are (You) ?
You really don't deserve to be happy if you want to just sit around malding all day calling other people moronic because you have literally no reading comprehension skills. It's a little pathetic.
If a game has an extremely eye-catching and unique art style, or if the graphics look like they required way too much effort, then the game is most likely going to be shit.
Very subtle pedo imagery.
>we don't use the word fun
Eurojank needs to be made in Eurojank world. And I did like Silent Hill Downpour (of Brno Czech Republic), but it is Eurojank. Like if you are going to roll into Biomutant you need to adopt a certain mindset. That doesn't mean you cant like it.
A woman or a Black person is prominent on the cover.
>Naughty Dog
>Hideo Kojima presents
Kojima presents
Pleb detected
Wipe your mouth, Geoff.
>soulslike elements
Guaranteed garbage, double that if it's an indie game
The game has a bunch of ridiculous accessibility options. Even bigger red flag if it makes you go through them upon beginning a new game (example: Hogwarts Legacy).
Man what the heck is up with this bratty fricking cat
subtle signs that a game you're about to play is based
>fans of the game refer to it as "eurojank"
>Japanese developer
Frick that cat.
>you've never seen it on Ganker
I Can make all games bad or good depending on mindset
>feelsgoodman
Actually good bait. Subtle, yet enraging to the Ganker audience.
>it has ugly females
>it has Black folk in a setting they clearly dont belong in
>american or european developer
>tfw no eurojank anime game
uh does Ruiner count? It's the first thing I think of when I think of Eastern European anime game.
>What is SMT
>trailer catches you for a few seconds of "epic" play followed by brief moment of silence and Black personbeats start playing
Subtle signs a Ganker thread is shit
>Cat in OP
>game has an anime art style
>Japanese developer
Westranoid "gaymdev" posted this
> Indie game
> Made by one person
> "Retro-inspired gameplay in the style of [Famous SNES/PS1 Game]"
> "Westernized" Anime artstyle
> Female protagonist (unless the game was made pre-2010)
> Pixelshit graphics (unless it was made pre-2001)
>blocks your path
Cute cat
if anime is shit why did Atelier Ryza and Neptunia sell so hard, some of you are lying
>game was made with RPG maker
>fanbase has a higher than average amount of furries
>game has a large amount of posts on e621
>game is 'inspired by earthbound'
If it's always used to start a conversation about how people ignore the game because it's too hardcore for le casuals it is guaranteed board culture shit and not actually anything related to the game so the game is shit
Major examples:
>Monster Hunter World being better than anything
>Doom franchise before 2016
>Ninja Gaiden totally owning you favorite game
>Fallout discussion
>Castlevania pre-SoTN
>Dark Souls 2
>Skyward Sword/Majora's Mask
real examples of games people do enjoy that would probably repel normalgays, no homosexual tryhard fanbase
>Fear and hunger
>modded Skyrim
>shooting games
>most metroidvanias
>sekiro
>is not running on an emulator