ITT: subtle signs that a game you're about to play is bad
I'll start:
>game has an anime art style
>fans of the game refer to it as "eurojank"
>marketing describes the game as "cinematic"
>game is early access
>game has a mobile port
>game is not often discussed on Ganker
>Japanese developer
>Game is released past 2004
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>game is not often discussed on Ganker
usually a good sign thoughalbeiteverhaps
>thoughalbeiteverhaps
I know it's meant to poke fun at ESLs for ending sentences with an adverb all the time but why do they do this? Why do they put emphasis on everything? What's with the overabundance of though, literally, unironically, absolutely etc? Why do they do this?
Worst of all is incredibly.
Millennial / Marvel humour. I remember trying Sunset Overdrive, played for less than an hour before dropping it, gotta be one of the most unbearable, obnoxious games I've ever played. I haven't played Forespoken, nor do I want to but Sunset was enough for me. Saints Row reboot seems pretty frickin horrendous too.
Open world, crafting, survival, mmo
NOPE
ITT: subtle signs that an opinion you're about to hear is bad
I'll start:
>They avatargay as a toxoplasmosis beast
>They share memes of the toxoplasmosis beast
>They have toxoplasmosis
Cat website
Based pest exterminator. Housecata don't belong in the wild and harm local ecosystems.
>harm local ecosystems
Nothing harms ecosystems anywhere near as much as humans.
You forgot live service
>game has Black folk in it's advertising and trailers
Means much more woke stuff is jammed in.
Boy do I have a game for you!
No but seriously, these days, you're correct.
>game is a football manager
>game was made with a budget of less than 1 million dollars
>fans of the game refer to it as "soul"
>game was sold in a cardboard box
>game has a PlayStation 2 port
>it requires a 3rd party account
Literally me
Hey reddit
People have been posting cats on Ganker since before you were born homosexual.
homosexuals existed before I was born, color me surprised!
And another one came into existence when you were born, homosexual
>i'm a homosexual israelite and i hate cats
Pathetic
>get to post cats and annoy this homosexual all in one
i must post cats more often
>game has an anime art style
>game is not often discussed on Ganker
>Japanese developer
these are all good signs
sign beverage you're about to drink is mid (cat image)
>it's not water
Hey now buster. You've got to cool that hot edge!
>reddit cat
Go back.
Are there any eurojank games with anime aesthetic?
Shogo and SMT
>no jump button
Not guaranteed bad, but indicative of a loathing of player freedom.
for me, it's bomb hopping in bomberman 64
>game is not often discussed on Ganker
Only shit games are discussed on Ganker newhomosexual
Nah, god-tier games such as Silent Hill 2, Fallout New Vegas and Earthbound are often discussed on Ganker
>Game has the lgbtq+ tag
>game has Black folk
>game has ugly women
>game has trannies
>early access games are bad guize!!
>wahhh why won't factorio go on sale?!?
Actually all of those points are fricking moronic.
a million threads of Ganker and you cant even tell what the gameplay is like by browsing them all
>published by Sony