ITT: The cringiest video game dialogue you've ever read.

ITT: The cringiest video game dialogue you've ever read.

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Basically the entirety of Disco Elysium, especially the Commie shilling.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    the cringiest thing in video gaming history is final fantasy 7. The whole game is cringy trash. But if you want to me to pick a specific scene, it's cloud in the wheel chair.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everything from this game.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      god, i have no hopes for xcom 3 after this game

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post the "you fight like a girl" one

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I am for the rights of non-combatants. I am for free education and free higher education. I am for all the reforms for which the masses of the people in Britain have struggled and suffered for years. I am for the eight-hour day. I am for low rents and free shelter for all. I am for clean air, clean water, and a clean natural environment. I am for the complete destruction of the polluting industries, the complete destruction of private cars and private planes. I am for the union of all mankind in one peace, for one world and one civilization, for the elimination of all racial and national differences and for the establishment of real and lasting international justice. I am for this world at last.

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most of V3 translation is actually pretty good, since it was done by anons from here, though sometimes they made a moronic decision like make Gonta speak like a fricking caveman when in orginal JP it's opposite, he is ver eloquent and uses super proper grammar etc.
    Only thing that is the same is that he speaks about himself in 3rd person.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    YIIK is a goldmine of cringe.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      The next line should be "can you believe that shit?"

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      cringe content aside, who tf even talks like that? it sounds like Mark Zuckerberg trying to do small talk to come off as a human.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post the
      >As the elevator shakes, I am also shaking with excitement

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anything from Undertale and Deltarune trying to be funny or dramatic.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's just cringy californian localisations

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Calm down Ahmed. Still whiter than you.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am against the war. I am for peace. I am against the military draft. I am for the abolition of all armies. I am against the rich. I am for the land and the mines and the mills, and the factories, the railways, the mines and the navvies. I am for Socialism: not only for the active workers, but for the idle ones as well

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, so you're a moron in addition to being brown.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Fellow comrades! It is a new time for gaming and in this age, with the help of the revolutionary vanguard, games have become an important instrument for the education of our young revolution. The game industry has grown tremendously in the past years, and games that once used to be seen as some luxury or even a waste of time, are now seen as the most powerful weapon to convey revolutionary ideas. The revolution has been going on for so long now, and as our dear comrades in the working class, students and the revolutionary vanguard, you surely feel what the enemy is doing to the lives of the people. They have the media on their side, and the masses on their side. We too have the people in our side, and we are the people’s revolutionary vanguard. As comrades, we have a moral obligation to unite with them and lead them on the path of revolution!

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >SHADOWS OF LIBERTY FOR SOCIETY AS WE KNOW IT
    >ROBOTS, A ROBOTICIST AND A LOSER
    >THE COLD WAR WAS A DISASTERS
    >BOTBOTS: A CHALLENGE TO THE UNFETTERED RULE OF THE PUNY MIDDLE-CLASS
    >KID CON: ANOTHER DISASTER FOR THE NATIONAL LEFT: CAN YOU SAY "MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX"?
    >ALIENS, EVOLUTION, AND THE EVOLUTION OF ALIENS
    >THE HIGHER UNSCIENCE (or WHY ARE YOU HERE?)
    >SORRY I CAN'T MAKE IT ON TUESDAY

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Entire MGS2, especially dialogues between blond dude and his girl or whatever
    Dysco Elysium entire game, they hype up some glorious past country that was perfect but destroyed for being different, just for it to be revealed that it was commie shit.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >MY FIRST JOURNEY OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES: A FRONTIERS FOLK TOURIST'S VIEWPOINT
      >WHAT THE HECK AM I DOING ON THE INTERNET?
      >POWER AND INCOMPETENCE IN SCIENCE FICTION
      >HOW I LEARNT TO LOVE PORN (and how you might be able to use this for good)
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