ITT: Things people say that let you know they're retarded

"Gym leaders train 8 teams for every level of challenger that walks through the door"

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "muttnova"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gen 5 was bad

      >shitnova

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it SHOULD be like that and i'm tired of pretending it shouldn't

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Ice-type is bad"
    "Grass-type is bad"
    "Iwata is why Kanto is in Gen 2"
    "Granbull is based on cu sith/Dedenne is based on tooth fairies/Marill is based on the moon rabbit"
    "BW2 is a high effort game"
    "Pokemon used to be more difficult"
    "[Pokemon] is bad because it's [Smogon tier]"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Marill is based on the moon rabbit
      marill isn't but azumarill is
      that's why that family has Huge Power
      >B-BUT OTHER POKEMON ALSO HAVE HUGE POWER!!!
      only rabbit-like pokemon and only from gen 6 onwards
      it was originally the signature ability of the azumarill family

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Iwata is why Kanto is in Gen 2"
      >Xer still denies it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bros... what would have been to the east?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The East is where you come from,from the supposed beta National Park

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The pokemon league?
        I don't recall seeing it any other place that might work for it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Celadon and Saffron being represented by the two buildings in the middle is a real mindfrick.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    posting jaks

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I was born after 1995

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >favorite type is dragon, steel, dark, or fire

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >favorite type is steel, dark, or fire
      dragons can frick off, though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does that upset you, troony?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    XY are good
    SWSH are good
    PLA is good
    DPPT are good
    EoS's story is good

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Genning should be legal"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't you change abilities, natures, and IVs? It's like soft-inject.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Unova is peak Pokemon

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Things people say that let you know they're moronic
    I got a good one!

    • 9 months ago
      cheif posts-no-bills

      How meta.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes and no

    For really weak challengers, yes, they scale their teams down and use weaker Pokemon.

    In the case of fully-evolved Pokemon though, they just don't use their full strength.

    Plus Nessa says this in SwSh:

    >"Long time no see! This'll be a different sort of battle than you faced in the Gym Challenge. Those were basically test matches, but this... This is serious battle."

    Gym Leaders don't use their full strength in Gym Battles, because Gym Battles are meant to be tests.

    SV's postgame reiterates the same thing, the leaders aren't allowed to use their full power in Gym Battles.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In the case of fully-evolved Pokemon though, they just don't use their full strength.
      I’ve had a headcannon for a while the level isn’t just about the amount of experience points a pokemon has, but also factors in things like physicial condition and how hard they are actually trying in a battle. For example a Pokémon is level 50 but they happen to sick, their level in that battle would be in the low 40’s since they aren’t at their best. Likewise a level 10 Pokémon that happens to be especially angry or enraged would be considered level 15 or even 20. If a level 100 Pokémon were to spar with level 20, that level 100 wouldnt use their full strengthen so would be considered level 20 or so for that battle.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        a little autistic but not the bad kind

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Levels aren't real.
        It's a gameplay mechanic first and foremost.
        That doesn't mean a Pokemon doesn't get stronger, since they obviously do learn new moves and evolve over time, but levels as a whole should be ignored here.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i browse /vp/

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "DISCORD"

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posts like the above

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Generation 5 is good

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "bw1 had good story"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Generation 5 is good

      >Unova is peak Pokemon

      these

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    “Gen 5 had good looking sprites”
    “There should be an option to turn off Exp Share”
    “[DS game] is good because of its postgame”
    “They should bring back Megas”
    “SV should have level scaling”
    “Gen 2 is bad because the Gym Leaders don’t use Johto Pokemon”
    “I can’t play [game] because there’s no phys/spec split”
    “The phys/spec split made weak Pokemon better”
    “Grimmsnarl is a good design”

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Pokemon Platinum is peak"
      "Pokemon Platinum is good"
      "Pokemon Platinum is godtier"
      "Pokemon Platinum fixes DP's speed issue"
      "Pokemon Colosseum is bad because I can't play as a girl"
      "Pokemon Colosseum is bad because the side-kick is a teenage girl"

      >gen 5 is good and different because they made me use kanto pokemon but uglier

      discord posts

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    “level curve”
    “dungeon”
    “mons”

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game Freak is too ambitious for the Switch

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    “Marley? Who’s that?”

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >27 years since release of RG and establishment of the formula
    >morons STILL insist gym leaders only have one battle team at a time
    >despite the series portraying the opposite since the very start
    Yep, anyone who thinks they only have one set of 'mons at this stage doesn't actually play the games and thus is not worth paying attention to.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm more pissed off that we're still getting the exact fricking same "fight gym leaders then e4 then champion" format for every fricking game over 2 decades later

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"i'm autistic and want attention"
        Sorry you weren't able to figure out the secret of the perennial kiddy game series success, but that's why you're malding unironically over it online for everyone to see what a immature waste of oxygen you are.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'd just like a different video game you neurotic frick

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Pokemon Adventures is better than anime"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It totally is though. The anime was held back by being super episodic, formulaic, and sterilized like a Saturday morning cartoon, and the longtime refusal to make Ash one of the strongest.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but Adventures is held back by being Adventures

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she looks like she fricks human men

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "YWNBAW"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the truth though

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "coomer threads are bad, I'd rather obsess over the dogshit games and seethe at coomers 24/7"

    pokegirls >>>>>> the games themselves

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw my fair share of forum pokegays pissing and shitting themselves whenever a new mainline Pokemon was confirmed to be releasing on the new Nintendo system, as if Pokemon would be staying on the DS or 3DS forever. Really goes to show that pokegays tend to literally only play mainline Pokemon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now we can't wait for pokemon the get off the shitshow that is the switch.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's beyond stupid, they have no concept of games outside of pokemon and don't know how anything works

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    But they do. They've shown this in the anime and in game.

    I'd just assume if a gym leader has a group of pokemon. Say brock, he's probably got a Golem he likes and a dozen geodudes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They also showed Bea with a bunch of Pokemon she never used in battle. She has all of these + Falinks. Grapploct, Hawlucha, Hitmontop, and Machamp are just the only ones she ever uses in her three battles against Ash.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're right, training 8 teams is just completely unreasonable.
    So they actually genned them.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Only gen 1 and gen 2 (games) are good because of pokemania"
    "Kanto pandering is 8 gyms, 3 starters, 4 elite four members"
    "[Pokemon] is good because [E6 numbers]"
    "All games are bad"
    "Popular pokemon are immune to criticism"
    "[Pokemon] is bad because [poll]"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Kanto pandering is 8 gyms, 3 starters, 4 elite four members"
      Correct. Even franchises more stale than Pokemon sometimes mix up their progression formula, while Pokemon only did it in gen 7.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only gen 1 and gen 2 (games) are good
      This but for other reasons

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Charizard is my favorite pokemon"
    "Scarlet/Violet is bad"
    "Emerald is peak pokemon"
    "Bring back [single-gen gimmicks]"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with Charizard being someone's favourite Pokemon? They aren't claiming that it's the best or strongest

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Emerald is peak pokemon"
      more and more people are actually realizing this as the years go on as more people are introduced to the fact Gen II sucks

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >introduced to the fact Gen II sucks
        you mean the lie

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you'll dismiss this but Gen2OU is the least played OU of all time forever, it doesn't even get half of Gen1OU's playcounts, sitting at less than 10,000 games a month

          Nobody likes Gen II competitive except hipster mega-autists

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          People keep posting this screencap but I've never been able to find the original post

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >comments/q20i2o/what_is_your_controversial_pokemon_opinion/hfiruim/ on r/ pokemon
            Have you just never tried quoting text before on a search engine?

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sinnoh has a good regional dex

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This Pokemon game is bad because it's linear!
    Even though almost all of the games are linear.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood this. Yea the story is linear but it’s the team building that can make things diverse. Its why some in game teams get made fun of for being basic b***h teams.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because team building options and gym/story progression are not mutually exclusive things, anon. In fact, the more open a game is, the more open team building opens up, so its an improvement even there (among other areas).

        Also to speak to

        >This Pokemon game is bad because it's linear!
        Even though almost all of the games are linear.

        >Even though almost all of the games are linear.

        Most are but not all, and the series started as relatively non linear in its approach. It was designed with worthwhile back tracking and a degree of open endedness, but as generations went on it got more and more linear to the point of hyper-linearity.

        Something like Gen 3 is still a linear game, but it has side paths to explore, routes that aren't just straight lines, optional areas to interact with. Then you fast forward to something like Gen 7, which are so incredibly linear that even the routes are hallways. Generally things should improve as time goes on, not become worse than the literal first iteration.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "CHARIZARD"

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Pokemon Platinum is peak"
    "Pokemon Platinum is good"
    "Pokemon Platinum is godtier"
    "Pokemon Platinum fixes DP's speed issue"
    "Pokemon Colosseum is bad because I can't play as a girl"
    "Pokemon Colosseum is bad because the side-kick is a teenage girl"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, there's never been a good Sinnoh game. I'll never understand why zoom zooms rate it S tier.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct opinion, Sinnoh is the definition of overrated. Incredibly transparent that it was many babies first Pokemon game.

      https://i.imgur.com/9lf55Tr.png

      "Gym leaders train 8 teams for every level of challenger that walks through the door"

      Depends on the context, but they literally have been shown to do this in spin offs. But usually the context of how this is talked about is in wanting it to be applied to the games, so pretty sure you ousted yourself here as the actual moron, OP

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >full eevee form team

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dark type is evil type
    >Pokémon HOME is prison

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gen 4 is too slow and hard!!!!

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Catching a shiny before each gym

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if ground and rock are the same then ice and water are the same
    literally the single most moronic opinion I've seen from pokemon community and I can't believe there are so many morons thinking this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you elaborate

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        how moronic do you have to be to not understand?
        Rock type and ground type being similar is pretty obvious since even GF doesn't seem to distinguish the two that much.
        >sandstorm is a rock-type move that buffs rock type but every other sand-related things are considered ground type
        >rock type z-move is called Continental Crush which obviously sounds like a ground type
        pretty much the only reason the two are separate is likely due to the existence of flying types

        but
        >H2O and the absence of heat are the same thing
        does GF seriously need to rename Ice type into Cold type for the morons that think "Ice type = ONLY represents water inside a fridge"?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It would actually be water in a freezer, not a fridge

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "CHARIZARD deserved two megas"

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gen 5 is bad because they actually focused on the new Pokemon instead of the entire region being infested with GENWUN Pokemon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Gen 5 is bad because they actually focused on the new Pokemon instead of the entire region being infested with GENWUN Pokemon

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "baton pass op"
    "unhealthy"
    "uncompetitive"
    "not fun"
    "centralizing" / "overcentralizing"
    "cheese"
    "let's not discuss this"
    "drop it"
    "gen II ou isn't all stall, play the game"
    "gen I is broken"

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >games are only sold to sell you merchandise

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gym that has been open for years near the starting area just only has level 5 pokemon for some reason because they just do ok?

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gen 5 is good and different because they made me use kanto pokemon but uglier

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "kanto pandering"

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moron see shitty nugen game they like being criticized
    >starts screeching about discord

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Professor Juniper: Thank you for going so far for this errand, Bianca. And Cheren, how are you enjoying being a Gym Leader?"

      >Cheren: "Professor Juniper, it's been a long time. I'm glad you're doing so well. The Gym Leader position is very tough… If I had my usual partners…"

      >Professor Juniper: "Oh, Cheren… Having battles that come down to the wire will make you a Gym Leader who deepens the bonds between your challengers and their Pokémon, right?"

      also discord posts

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Professor Juniper: Thank you for going so far for this errand, Bianca. And Cheren, how are you enjoying being a Gym Leader?"

    >Cheren: "Professor Juniper, it's been a long time. I'm glad you're doing so well. The Gym Leader position is very tough… If I had my usual partners…"

    >Professor Juniper: "Oh, Cheren… Having battles that come down to the wire will make you a Gym Leader who deepens the bonds between your challengers and their Pokémon, right?"

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think gym leaders are like, weak enough to get wiped out by random ace trainers?

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"the zodiac theory is disproven because of Fuecoco"

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zodiac theory is false

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Paradox Pokemon are from the past/future

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just imagine challenging a Gym is a nepotistic process like finding a job
    There are tests and loops to go through like battling the gym trainers and solving puzzles, just like how you have to write a Resume and acquire certs

    But in the end Gym leaders will fight you in whatever ways they like and give out badges on a whim. Just like hiring managers irl

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"discord posts"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      discord post

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people other than the protagonist can’t use the PC to rotate out teams
    gym leaders rarely have more than 3 or 4 pokemon so just having a box of pokemon to pick from isn’t even that hard if it’s supposed to be for their job they’re getting paid for

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >voregay is a dicksworder
    IMAGINE
    MY
    SHAWK

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