ITT: Times when you acted like Mario
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ITT: Times when you acted like Mario
ITT: Times when you acted like Mario
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I used to triple jump to school both ways
Mario!
I've been building up speed for the past 25 years
My name is Mario
I tried to wall jump like Mario during recess and dislocated my shoulder
Pretended to be Mario fighting Bowser during recess in elementary school when everyone else was playing with friends
I was a Plummer in 1999 in Philly if that counts. Joined up with the military around 9/11. Got out a couple years ago, now I chill at home and play JRPGs with my disability checks. Wife’s the breadwinner though (Dentist)
Life worth lived huh
shut up louis nobody asked
OP asked
OP here no I didn't.
>plummer
When I uppercutted my school bully.
I'm 5'2 and he was over 6 foot. One day when he was bullying me I raised my fist and jumped up uppercutting his jaw and knocking him out (i yelled 'YAHOO' in my mind as I did it). No one fricked with me after this and his GF left him for me.
Did you knock out all his coins and loose change too?
>(i yelled 'YAHOO' in my mind as I did it)
kek
>(i yelled 'YAHOO' in my mind as I did it)
dont lie anon. you did it IRL.
I did that IRL when I was having SEX with is GF
>YAHOO YAHOO BLINGBLINGBLINGBLING EUUUUGHHHH~
>1-up sound
The girl I liked was stolen away from me by a taller man
Knowing is half the battle
i ate lotsa spaghetti
My step mother punched me and I went OOF
I wear clothes with the first letter of my name on them
I never acted like mario.
That would be moronic and get me stuck in a misaligned QPU
Grabbing some shithead by the back of his belt and swinging him round and round before launching off with "SO LONG GAY BOWSER!"
I swung my friends cat around by it's tail then screamed "SO LONG GAY BOWSER" at the top of my lungs and let go.
It smashed into the wall and broke it's neck. I never got invited back.
Fricking normies didn't get the joke.
I long jumped down the stairs.
I blj'd up my stairs
I ended up in my neighbors house
I did the high jump in athletics using 0.5 A presses