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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have never, EVER beaten a JRPG without abusing savestates.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the one that writes "SHES A REAL PARTY ANIMAL" in every samus thread here

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i haven't played a game other than fortnite in a month

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I beat elden ring by summoning people to distract bosses while I shot them with lightning tbh there wasn’t one boss I tried solo I summoned even before seeing the cutscenes

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never owned any nintendo console, therefore i never played any Mario, Zelda, Metroid or any other nintendo exclusive franchise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everything went down hill after the glorious gameboy sp anyways you didn’t miss out on much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Third world country prices are a b***h. Especially when sales are rarer than finding gold while digging in your backyard.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i skip the cutscenes/dialogue in games like fallout and dark souls
    In dark souls' case, its just cause they all have that really childish sounding lore that makes me cringe
    >Muh Linking the First Flame
    that just sounds fricking moronic, it takes itself way too seriously.
    As for fallout (new vegas in particular) i just don't give a shit lol
    I'm always surprised when people get into genuine arguments about the ideologies and which faction is the right one
    im just too busy doing exploits or min maxing my character or what have you
    when people have asked me what faction i sided with i say NCR, not because i agree or disagree with their motives or anything like that, hell i don't even know what is really going on
    they were just there at the time and i wanted XP
    same for stormcloaks vs imperials
    my mate called me a racist for siding with stormcloaks, hadvar or what ever his name is was the closest guy there i don't give a shit about lore
    I hate books/terminal entries too, i never read them when going through vaults or dungeons

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I pirate Nintendo games because I think they're the best gaming company in the industry right now. But I pretend I do it just to make paygays seethe.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I muted the in game music for the nu-doom games and put metallicas first album on instead while i played and it made it much more fun
    They still weren't good enough for me to finish them tho lol

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    trannies aren't nearly as annoying as women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True. It's funny how women are trying to manipulate men into protecting them from trannies, for no reward, again. It's the new white knighting, and even this place falls for it.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love women

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just a pity coomer and i just want to stop and enjoy life again bros...

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I once spent about $50 playing a Darkstalkers cabinet during a sea cruise.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've made $426 last week from posting about certain video games on Ganker for 8 hours a day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the new saints row game?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i spent several weeks playing the shitty disney mobage and joined a guild called "stitch simps" entirely because i have a crush on stitch and baloo, and oogie

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to think Max Payne and Serious Sam were the same thing.
    Now I know Sam is the one with the guy in the T-shirt
    Max is the one with a Finnish Bruce Willis lookalike
    And Sam and Max is a comic and about a weird-looking dog and rabbit

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