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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    infernape

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Infernape
      >With that speed stat
      Anon...
      Also here's an easier one to help you guys get started.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        mon in op is lucario.

        this one is
        aggron.
        sttelix

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          lucario's speed as underwhelming as it is wouldn't be lower than his defenses

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's seviper or camerupt

            enter

            mightyena or kriketune

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >mightyena or kriketune
              neither of them are that fast

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Steelix
          It wishes it had that much Attack
          >Aggron
          Really close, but Aggron has equal Sp. Atk and Sp. Def, and its HP isn't as high.
          Here's a hint, none of the Pokemon guessed itt share a type with it.

          it's seviper or camerupt
          [...]
          mightyena or kriketune

          You have the right idea, going for slow frail mixed attackers, but contrary to popular belief Hoenn isn't the only region that has them.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            well i give up. i only know of a handful of pokemon after gen 4 and you guys are gays if you recognize mons by their stats. BYE LOSERS

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              LOL
              >Acts like a fricking moron making shitty guesses
              >"W-well I think you guys are losers actually!"
              Good lord you are the biggest gay I have seen on this fricking board in a while

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        aggron

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        something from gen 3

        avalugg

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Avalug
          Nailed it.
          Have another one.

          well i give up. i only know of a handful of pokemon after gen 4 and you guys are gays if you recognize mons by their stats. BYE LOSERS

          >After Gen 4
          Wrong

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jokes on you anon, I was looking at this mon earlier because I wanted to use it on my team. That's very clearly Araquanid.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Got it. You wouldn't expect a mon with 70 base Atk to hit hard, but Water Bubble is just such a good ability.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                zen mode darmanitan

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Got it. Definitely can't blame someone for not remembering that Darmanitan has that ability, given how mediocre it is on it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bellossom?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yup. It did get a slight stat buff in later gens, but that bonus to Def really didn't do much for it compared to the absurdly good moves it eventually got while still remaining completely irrelevant.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Accelgor

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Magearna?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                zen mode darmanitan?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Octillery

        Avalugg

        enter

        Elemental monkey

        >Avalug
        Nailed it.
        Have another one.

        [...]
        >After Gen 4
        Wrong

        No fricking clue tbh. Can I get a hint?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Elemental monkey
          DING DING DING DINGG!!!!!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Octillery
          You got it. I'm almost afraid to give you a hint on that one, since it'd probably make it too obvious. I'll just say that the stats are a little deceptive in regards to its actual role.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like I should know this one but I can't put my finger on it.

            Got it. You wouldn't expect a mon with 70 base Atk to hit hard, but Water Bubble is just such a good ability.

            Hmmm... Those are some funky stats, probably a sub-legendary or pseudo. Regice?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I feel like I should know this one
              You would.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cheated a little and looked at the list of mons by stat. I recognize that fricker, alright, that's Kantonian Ninetales.

                Got it. Definitely can't blame someone for not remembering that Darmanitan has that ability, given how mediocre it is on it.

                Is that mon fully evolved? Those are some doodoo stats.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Kantonian Ninetales
                You got it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Altaria?

                Adding this one so I can share fun trivia about it.

                Gorebyss?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Vespiquen?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope.

                >Kantonian Ninetales
                You got it.

                Umbreon?

                Yup. It did get a slight stat buff in later gens, but that bonus to Def really didn't do much for it compared to the absurdly good moves it eventually got while still remaining completely irrelevant.

                Getting big Electrode vibes.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No to both. Different gens and different types for both.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                bronzong? claydol?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope and nope. Not a psychic type.

                No to both. Different gens and different types for both.

                Could I get a hint for the two?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Got it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick, meant for

                Accelgor

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I could swear I used this mon but I can't remember exactly.
                Looks like something Gen 1 would produce, both special attack and defense high as a result of being formerly single stat.
                Kadabra?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is not an NFE Pokemon.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is not an NFE Pokemon.

                Feels too weak for Alakazam and Gengar. Was gonna bet on Haunter next but since its not NFE I had to think a bit more to realize this one.
                It's Jynx.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yup.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It looks like Hitmons, but I always forget precise stat tendencies of each one. Probably Hitmonchan, less offensive one?

                My initial reaction to that Sp. Atk and Sp. Def discrepancy is Tangela.
                Poor thing got fricked even harder than Articuno did in the split.

                It is not Tangela.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol, I'm stupid. Same attack and defense means Hitmontop.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hitmontop
                Got it. Funny how it evolved by having even Atk and Def, yet it actually has higher Defense than the one that evolves by having high Defense (Hitmonchan).

                >Kantonian Ninetales
                You got it.

                still needs an answer.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It would be less weird in Gen 1, but now it's indeed funny.

                >Kantonian Ninetales
                You got it.

                Blastoise maybe?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This feels like a bulky water type but that Defense being slightly higher than Sp. Def is really throwing me off.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bellibolt?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's got to be Uxie

                NFE

                Frick, that's nearly impossible to guess then. Caterpie, maybe?

                Nope and nope. Not a psychic type.
                [...]
                Could I get a hint for the two?

                The bulky one had a strong niche in its debut generation for reasons that aren't apparent from its stats.
                The fast one has something pretty unique about it, saying more would give it away.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not Uxie.

                This feels like a bulky water type but that Defense being slightly higher than Sp. Def is really throwing me off.

                I'll give you a hint.

                Cheated a little and looked at the list of mons by stat. I recognize that fricker, alright, that's Kantonian Ninetales.
                [...]
                Is that mon fully evolved? Those are some doodoo stats.

                is a single-stage mon.

                Nope and nope. Not a psychic type.
                [...]
                Could I get a hint for the two?

                , if my memory is right, is a gym leader's ace.

                Got it.

                I also feel like I've used this mon before.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ducklett?
                Yes I did look at the BSTs

                Is this a NFE mon or is this just a terrible shit mon?
                The only shit mons that come to mind wouldn't have higher HP than speed.

                Cosmog

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                mega audino

                >Kantonian Ninetales
                You got it.

                claydol

                yup

                grumpig

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ninetales?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    enter

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carnivine

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

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  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mega Rayquaza.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a NFE mon or is this just a terrible shit mon?
      The only shit mons that come to mind wouldn't have higher HP than speed.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        NFE

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ducklett?
      Yes I did look at the BSTs

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adding this one so I can share fun trivia about it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My initial reaction to that Sp. Atk and Sp. Def discrepancy is Tangela.
      Poor thing got fricked even harder than Articuno did in the split.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yanmega?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        why the frick would Yanmega have high Defense and middling Speed

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dunno man!!!!!
          fine, it's duraludon
          are you happy that i guessed the right thing now?
          now give me cool trivia >:(

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

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      I give you my love, but you don't care
      So what is right and what is wrong?
      Gimme a sign
      What is Luvdisc?
      Baby don't hurt me
      Don't hurt me
      No more.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yup

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jellicent

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            nope

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, I was sure of Jellicent, so similar.
              My next guess is Politoed.

              Altaria?
              [...]
              Gorebyss?

              It is not Gorebyss.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                nope, Gen 3

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ludicolo

                i dunno man!!!!!
                fine, it's duraludon
                are you happy that i guessed the right thing now?
                now give me cool trivia >:(

                Yanmega was not a bad guess actually, but it is Duraludon.
                I am happy :).
                Trivia is that with introduction of its evolution, Duraludon has become pokemon with the highest base stat total of all pokemon that are not fully evolved, surpassing Type: Null by just one point.
                That one point of difference almost makes me think it was main reason to create Archaludon, because why otherwise give evolution to decently strong pokemon that was introduced quite recently in previous generation.

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