BUT each person writes THREE words at a time (because i think it has more potential than everyone doing only 1 word)
STARTO
It was a
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ITT: we write a vidya creepypasta
BUT each person writes THREE words at a time (because i think it has more potential than everyone doing only 1 word)
STARTO
It was a
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amazing goon session
>thread ESL first post in
you're fricked dude
and george floyd
popped out the
giant skibidi toilet
chinese sex dolls
Cap in his
Obama's hyperrealistic bussy
sneed
Luigi was the
Riding Michelle's wiener
The Hamanamacacker Monster
One moist day
7 GRAND DAD
Hamanamacacker's 1st Lemonparty
Climb ev'ry mountain
but then suddenly
little boys came
in their mom's
Mario if Real
toyota mini van
big monkey cummed
in little monkey's
tight frickable hole
and screamed because
Black folk are black
bananas raped constantly
As mario cried
Kevin Nash 1992
said: the game
now i've lost
Steve Nash and Chris Paul. Must see TV.
I was scared
and then they
mario if he
Shit, rock, Yeah!
summons Satan's child
shidded and fardded
browser's prolapsed anus
Never gonna give
Back Luigi's semen
a real power star
That's 4 words you fricking mongoloid
That's 7 words you fricking mongoloid
18 y/o, nerdy
then everyone died
JETFUEL CANT MELT
sproke and meds
An unconvicted rapist
With huge futa
went to alice
YOU FIND GEOFFREY
Nah I'd win
Empty gmod map
LinusTechTips & HHGREGG
low key bussin
irritable bowel syndrome
giant enemy crab
Moral of story:
kani kani tabetai
Rosalina’s stinky farts
stop: hammer time
asmongold's dead mom
pizza hut garage
Hyper realistic cum
a desolate home
IN THE END
hitler was black
why are we
formerly chuck’s
then, hyperrealistic cum
ah dinnae ken
I was dreaming
city slicker pulling
Why you morons
Cumming in ass
OOOOOOOOOOH ELDEN RING
Of racist gamers
Delicious bunghole juices
Press F to
All is revealed
Holocaust man arrives
the honored one
Hey wake up
suddenly, darude sandstorm
CARLTON BANKS GOONING
cute and funny
Six naked cowboys
cope and seethe
about voluptuous femboys
thicc thighs and
some months later
i raped her
and small dicks
MY SPECIAL ATTACK
in his dick
Furthermore, the girl
Femboys with machetes
finger but hole
sweaty futa balls
inside your mom
in the hole.
Black, hispanic,normal
It doesn’t matter
RUN AWAY NOW!
Translator's note: my
Twinks spontaneous Prolapsing
HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD APPEARED
By black futas
inside my walls
lye several Black folk
Said Helen Keller
time to blast
Who is moot?
black pill ideology
Holocaustman then says
WHO WAS PHONE!?
PLAP PLAP PLAP
Chie's sweaty armpits
Shidded and farded
Gaben came forward
"You all homos"
The end bye
Clean it janny.
yet and not
was it real?
Competitive anal gaping
and I screamed
CHILD SEX NOW
HELP ME Black personMAN
and then we
ate ice cream 🙂
Femboy Carlton banks
Somehow Palpatine returned
also Chris Chan
HITLER DID NOTHING
right so we
Lick Konata feet
Delicious Konata feet
and rape grannies
Reimu waited while
Kiryu vored Majima
I cried intensely
CHOCOLATE RAIN
SOME
and then suddenly
skibidi skibidi toilet
Hamanamacacker was right
bop bop bop
Gaben dickholed hl3
"SUGOI SUGOI YOOOO"
HOLY SHIT ITS-
omae wa mou
CARLTON BANKS
Then all died
THE END
and went to
Hamanamacacker's Prophecy written:
poop poop poop
The armageddon of
a most unsettling
bloody bastard b***h
big gorilla Black person
DO NOT REDEEM
then they died
gorilla Black person redeems
gorilla Black person survived
LOW TIER GOD
was the key
of the elderly
Or on deez
hyperrealistic blood aaaaaaah
and also CUUUUUM!
The radio crackered:
whiny brappy b***h
, go suck off
a fat futa
a Black person dick
the many dicks
prophecy is incomplete
bled hyper-realistic blood
from the jannies
and then the
mixed with soi
Black folk running away
from a SCARY
DICKS IN MY
Jews on parade
giant Happy Merchant
HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD
I. STARTO
It was an amazing goon session — and George Floyd popped out the giant Skibidi toilet . . . Chinese sex dolls cap in his (Obama's) hyperrealistic bussy.
II. Sneed
Luigi was (riding Michelle's wiener) the Hamanamacacker Monster one moist day. "7 GRAND DAD", Hamanamacacker's 1st Lemonparty, "Climb ev'ry mountain!" But then suddenly, little boys came in their mom's.
III. Mario if Real
(Toyota mini van:) Big monkey cummed in little monkey's tight frickable hole, and screamed because Black folk are black — bananas raped constantly — as Mario cried.
IV. Kevin Nash 1992
Said: "The Game." Now I've lost. Steve Nash and Chris Paul? Must see TV! I was scared, and then they & Mario — "Shit, Rock, Yeah!" — summons Satan's child, shidded and fardded.
V. Bowser's Prolapsed Anus
Never gonna give back Luigi's semen! A real power star — that's 4 words you fricking mongoloid — (18 y/o, nerdy) — that's 7 words you fricking mongoloid — this copy was found (inside Nicocado Avocado), then everyone died.
VI. JETFUEL CAN MELT
Sproke-and-Meds (an unconvicted rapist, with huge futa) went to Alice. "YOU FIND GEOFFREY!" Nah, I'd win — ur mom, lole.
VII. Empty gmod map
LinusTechTips & HHGREGG — "low key bussin" (irritable bowel syndrome) — giant enemy crab! Moral of story: "Kani Kani Tabetai", Rosalina's stinky farts. Stop: Hammer Time!
VIII. Asmongold's Dead Mom
Pizza hut garage . . . hyper realistic cum . . . a desolate home . . . — IN THE END: Hitler was black.
IX. Why are we?
"Formerly Chuck's", said Ayin, furiously — then, hyperrealistic cum. Ah dinnae ken, I was dreaming! City slicker, pulling "Why? You morons . . .", cumming in ass.
X. OOOOOOOOOOH ELDEN RING
Of racist gamers, delicious bunghole juices — Press F to "All is revealed", Holocaust man arrives. Now, this is a story all about how the honored one . . . — "Hey, wake up!" Suddenly, Darude - Sandstorm.
I cry everytime
GYATT GYATT GYATT
From their ass
sticking gyatt rizz
Tamamo dicky best
but bussy wild
The twinks said
then they died
while birthing Hamanamacacker's
Deformed midget hitlers
on a true
story of manlet
Lick puffy dicky
of hyper-realistic bunny
Tongue inside dicky
then she died
you FIND Geoffrey
dead. The end.
XI. CARLTON BANKS GOONING
Cute and funny, six naked cowboys cope and seethe about voluptuous femboys, thicc thighs and — some months later — I raped "her" (and small dicks).
XII. MY SPECIAL ATTACK
Saying, "uouohhhhhhh", at the sight of e-girlpeach in his dick. Furthermore, the "girl" (femboys with machetes) finger, but hole, sweaty futa balls inside your — mom (in the hole).
XIII. Black, Hispanic, Normal
It doesn't matter . . . "RUN AWAY NOW! (Translator's note: my twink's spontaneous prolapsing HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD APPEARED by) BLACK FUTAS INSIDE MY WALLS, LYE SEVERAL Black folk!", said Helen Keller, "TIME TO BLAST!"
XIV. Who is moot?
Black Pill Ideology. Holocaustman then says, "WHO WAS PHONE!?" — PLAP PLAP PLAP [Chie's sweaty armpits] — shidded and farded . . . Gaben came forward, "You all homos."
XV. The End Bye
Clean it, Janny! Yet—and not—was it real? "Competitive Anal Gaping", and I screamed, "CHILD SEX NOW! HELP ME, Black personMAN!" And then we ate ice cream 🙂
XVI. Femboy Carlton Banks
Somehow, Palpatine returned . . . — also Chris Chan. HITLER DID NOTHING. Right, so we lick Konata feet—delicious Konata feet—and rape grannies. Reimu waited, while Kiryu vored Majima. I cried intensely.
XVII. CHOCOLATE RAIN
Some, and then suddenly, skibidi skibidi toilet! (Hamanamacacker was right . . . ) Bop Bop Bop (. . . Gaben dickholed hl3). "SUGOI, SUGOI YOOO!" HOLY SHIT ITS — (omae wa mou) — CARLTON BANKS. Then all died.
XVIII. THE END
And went to Hamanamacacker's Prophecy, written: "Poop Poop Poop, the Armageddon of a most unsettling, bloody, bastard b***h. Big Gorilla Black person! DO NOT REDEEM! Then they died. Gorilla Black person? Redeems. Gorilla Black person? Survived. LOW. TIER. GOD. — was the key, based on Ligma."
XIX. 'Of the Elderly'; Or, 'On Deez'.
"Hyperrealistic blood, aaaaaaah, and also CUUUUUM!", the radio crackered, "Whiny brappy b***h! Go suck off a Black person dick! A fat futa!" The many dicks prophecy . . . is incomplete, bled — hyper-realistic blood.
XX. From the Jannies
And then the mixed-with-soi Black folk — running away from a SCARY DICKS — in my israelites-on-parade (Giant Happy Merchant). "HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD!" — GYATT GYATT GYATT — "from their ass! Sticking gyatt rizz!"
XXI. Tamamo dicky Best
"But bussy wild!", the twinks said . . . — then they died, while birthing Hamanamacacker's deformed midget Hitlers. Based on a true story of manlet, pristine, lickable dicky. "Tongue inside dicky? UOOOH, bunny dicky!" . . . — then she died.
XXII. You FIND Geoffrey
With hyperrealistic eyes dead — the end, until the time . . .
I shit pants
MY LOVE, MY
Dignity tegridy
WILL YOU COME
AND WHAT WILL
hyperrealistic anal bleeding
CURSED UNTITLED CD
OF THE BRAPSTERMAN!
Nash was RAPED
Quite the REMIX!
Then I shat
And then, suddenly
2 MONSTER EGGS!
DON’T TURN AROUND
TURN AROUND, DAD
The Chillet is
I turned around
i am groot
HE CANNOT TURN
I TURNED ANYWAYS
I saw anuses
homie THATS NUTS
deez nuts
camp lazlo porn
I cast fireball
he wept pathetically.
what a b***h
Kojima came in
and jerk offd to
AND EXPLODED HYPERREALISTICALLY
A dick
to Chillet porn
he finished inside me
I cucked chinks
heavens to murgatroyd
and created murder
I am gay!
for Kojima invented
screw Flanders
Metal Gear Black personman
the oscillating pussy
and Chillet porn
THEN MIYAMOTO SHOWED UP
So tails said:
frick you chink
but then skeletons
raped knuckles butthole
popped out of
while sonic watched
Chris chan then
Killed them alll
Kojima was astounded
At his successors
PUM MICHAEL SKUM FBI
and demanded that
reddit thread
b***h Ganker was writing letters before plebbit was even thought of
Be upvoted
A BIG Black person
BUT KOJIMBO SAID
death to Abe
More Chillet porn!
Bite of 87
Ate Kojimbo
of air jordans
pull my finger
AND GOD BLESS
Friday night fankan
and i clapped
and finger licking
mup da doo
Metal Gear Ray
And shitting
hate metal gear
because I am
Gato sexo NOW
a filthy 9gagger
a huge fricking
homosexual, i swear
the most disgusting
Piece of shit
HERD OF FRICKING REDS
FOUR WORDS?!
poo in loo
or is it
blasphemous dope-fiend b***h
i smelled and fricked
Caught in landslide
>do hyphenated words count as one word?
reddit sings, now performing!
Freddie Mercury entered!
unzipped his ass
Black folk of the
MODS! MODS! MODS!
Freddie Mercury died!
nerve gas attack
was cured of
MICHAEL JACKSON IS INNOCENT
bloodyscreen so real
the the end
when I was
A YOUNG BOY
Then Kojima appears
totally fricking gay
perchance I was
six get when?
slightly messed up
family guy funny moments
Posting on Ganker
The bed he
my father
picked up his
THE UNMADE BED
TOOK ME INTO
then slammed it
INTO Black personLAND
revealed his sausage
up his ass
SMASHED and SLAMMED
FRASIER CRANE DAY
Niles and Eddie's
Daphne's sweet peach
slippery butt hole
of the burger
I HATE YOU
gulp it down
Put dispenser here!
whit it was
LADIES AND GETS VINCE MCMAHON
feed and seed
and also chuck's
full of herpes
or your mother
gets fricked
dies in bed
Hay in puss
Big black wiener
Cat in lingerie
has a big
Dog in trash
I would never
dick in ass
and in the
to get worms
let's go brandon
While fricking Markipier
guzzling milk cum
dementia biden comes
in a bucket
and says
while ordering Dennys
my butt wiped
and says he
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
DEATH TO NAZIS
went to Egypt
ANTIFA troony said
and he died
DEATH TO NAZIS
Mexicans aren't Egyptians
*trump starts twerking*
THEY ARE GODS
then Kojima appears
But suddenly BONER
cooka da meatball
and said that
Lanky Kong's penis
Kojima was astounded
was fat and
drips acid precum
youre big guy
i did 20 years in da can
He has no
the precum dripped
in his ass
and Kojima said
butt hole sphincter
BUT THEN WHO
HES WEARING A WIRE
said said we
said skullface calmly
and then Frankenstein
Black folk frick wife
Frankensteined over everyone
while getting cucked
By a shota
by the wolfman
Since AI can draw shit decently now you should get it to make a slideshow of this.
not 3 words
It's a suggestion not part of the pasta, you stupid Black person.
still not 3
moronic Black person homosexuals
dickless ass lover
moronBlack person dick sucker
blasphemous dope fiend
shut up homosexual
and then jerk offd
a mantrian happened
to own dickpics
in a dreamlike
for the ManTrain
>op when where done can we email this in a letter to hideo and kojima?
on Silent Hill
AI TONGUE MY BALLS
Silent Hill
Black folk tongue punch
KOJIMA LAUGHED
someone recopile and tweet this to kojima, tell him that someone made a Hollywood script based on its life
In Silent Hill
three fricking words
of the eternal
And that's it
BUT THEN!!!
so you thought
It was over
but it isn't
because the time machine
Metal Gear Black personman
has been activated
and opened portal
to the assistant
over yet
committed a heckin' racism
REVOLVER OCELOT
Spun his Gun
got raped by
single plegic missing
then my cat
Hello my baby!
against the diaper chief
inside horrors never
with hyperrealistic blood
beat off hand
WHOOOOOO!!?
out of ten
skeleton popped out
Metal Gear Black personman
you're a b***h
quit posting multiples
on the beach
and in the
Hamanamacacker resurrects again
&Knuckles
thee words homosexual
is his b***h
sucking on the
green reptilian wiener
satan is approaching
satan is Malfoy
with his wiener
& Knuckles DX
He’ll force me
Sneed feed seed
, but nobody compiled
the big weed
the gorilla Black person
and we laughed
suck Satan’s big
and we're done
formally chuck's seed
thread not funny
HYPERREALISTIC CUM FART
busted condom kid
Sex with squids
JUST ARCHIVE ALREADY
dragon dildo homosexual
>only 18 instances of hyperrealistic
Horrible creepypasta
>3 fricking words
Hyperrealistic shitpost story
hyper realistic hyperealistic
hyperrealistic ingame graphics
The End.
gimme your hat
HYPER REALISTIC DICK
in liminal butthole
I SAID THE END
A boy downloads a cursed visual novel and the characters are named after his friends and family. He then discovers that people in real life are influenced by the decisions he makes in the game, so he takes advantage of this to make his two sisters and mother fall in love with him and become submissive sex slaves.
Oh, wait, I thought it was to create a WEG.
in the butt
better than r9
Okay, fun's fricking over, time for someone to compile the story up
you do it homosexual
Too lazy for that, "kween".
You do it!
you're a lazy b***h
you smelled it
you dealt it
SOMEONE SENT IT TO KOJIMA!!!
Post it to an actual creepypasta forum no balls
frick you dude
xbox Black personpass plus
thank you guys
you fricked it
> to hideo and kojima
IT'S OVER
my brain fricked
can't stop three's
the true horror
was always Ganker
it was dumblr
back in 2011
It's gonna be quite the franchise, just picture this guys: comics, games, movies, merchandising and sex toys too for the lonely fat b***hes.
Thanks OP for this great session.
Now what should we call this creepypasta?
you fricked it
le merchant penis
>haiku
>you stupid ass fricking b***h
The Hideo and Kojima long lost experience for ps2
I can't believe he invented murder against the prime minister of Japan.
go away b***h
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