ITT: what Pokmon would be associated with real world jobs (like how nurse joys usually have chansey and officers usually have growlith)

ITT: what Pokémon would be associated with real world jobs (like how nurse joys usually have chansey and officers usually have growlith)

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much every pokemon if you have enough fantasy

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >porygon
    cybersecurity

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about Porygon-Z, who has "malicious data/virus" uploaded into it?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        every world government is trying to hack every other world government

        but a more everyday use could be when big companies like Google pay people to try to hack their servers so they can find weaknesses

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Veteran cybersecurity of course.
        Anyone working long enough would have a porygon z simply because of the sheer amount of malware/corrupted data their porygon2 is exposed to.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cyber warfare is a thing

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          western AI is lobotomized to not to offend Black folk. the nations that do not keep their AI from noticing and reporting patterns will have a clear advantage

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am talking about shit that already existed for decades, even North Korea engages in things like hacking and stealing bitcoin
            And please don't bring your /misc/ shit everywhere, I do not fricking care

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >implying it isnt true

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lopunny
    Hot waitress

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Delphox, Zoroark, Lucario, Lopunny, Smeargle, Weavile
    Wife, specifically mine, all of them

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    delivery - birds

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      uh dragonite

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absol for Rangers and cops.
    >Large enough to ride on and an agile feline able to cover rough terrain
    >Strong and relatively agile
    >Danger sensing abilities
    >Taunt, Mean look and Thunderwave for capturing poachers/rampaging pokemon
    >Rock slide, Dark pulse, Shadow-ball and Nasty plot for ranged attacks
    >Slash, Nightslash, Psychocutter for precise close range attacks that can be coordinated with other Rangers and police.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shuckle makes fruity wienertails

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Houndooms would be guard dogs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean Mabosstiff
      also you don’t add an s for a Pokémon

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Corviknight - Taxi
    Blastoise - Firefighter

    More than jobs per se, Pokemon are used as tools or pack animals, there are few who have a job in human terms, like the waifumon and cutemon working in customer service.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    lifeguard

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lust provoking image
    YJK

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys zoophile

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Knot your bawd?

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hattrem would definitely be used for interrogation resistance training in the army

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A war with Pokemon must be the most epic and horrible thing that could exist and I don't mean like the anime where everything is solved with a legendary mediator, I mean using Pokemon with the full intention of eliminating the enemy.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ask Surge. His pokemon saved his life in an actual war conflict. Even one of the trainers in his gym is thankful he saved him.
        Surge would be the man to say "frick the lottery, we got contact and we all returned home".

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to imagine that pokemon rangers are required to have at least one "calming" pokemon with them in case they find someone lost/injured/etc
    Kanto rangers have blissey
    Johto rangers have furret
    Hoenn rangers have skitty/delcatty
    Unova rangers have audino
    Etc

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kanto rangers have chansey*

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    vileplume: stunspores for rape

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chansey
    Why has no one complained about this being a job mon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kanto privilege and low IQ bias

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      chansey is a fat pink blob, its an ambigous egg monster thing that in nature just lays eggs and runs away. its the pokemon anime that gives it a job, taking its ability to self heal and using that as an excuse to give it to the series of nurses. in that sense, its no different from something like corviknight which is still a monster, but one that they put to work in universe

      a jobmon is a pokemon who's design pidgeonholes it into doing a very specific role, or "job" which directly contradicts the idea that pokemon are a species of smart animals.

      to put it simply, not every chansey is a nurse, but every incineroar is a wrestling heel, or every intellion is a spy, etc.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >every intellion is a spy
        Then why i don't see those acting like spies around?

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lycanroc
    farm guard

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A bunch of ground and rock pokemon would be good for mining.
    Carrier route 1 birds

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