ITT: what Pokémon would be associated with real world jobs (like how nurse joys usually have chansey and officers usually have growlith)
ITT: what Pokémon would be associated with real world jobs (like how nurse joys usually have chansey and officers usually have growlith)
Pretty much every pokemon if you have enough fantasy
>porygon
cybersecurity
What about Porygon-Z, who has "malicious data/virus" uploaded into it?
every world government is trying to hack every other world government
but a more everyday use could be when big companies like Google pay people to try to hack their servers so they can find weaknesses
Veteran cybersecurity of course.
Anyone working long enough would have a porygon z simply because of the sheer amount of malware/corrupted data their porygon2 is exposed to.
Cyber warfare is a thing
western AI is lobotomized to not to offend Black folk. the nations that do not keep their AI from noticing and reporting patterns will have a clear advantage
I am talking about shit that already existed for decades, even North Korea engages in things like hacking and stealing bitcoin
And please don't bring your /misc/ shit everywhere, I do not fricking care
>implying it isnt true
>Lopunny
Hot waitress
>Delphox, Zoroark, Lucario, Lopunny, Smeargle, Weavile
Wife, specifically mine, all of them
delivery - birds
uh dragonite
Absol for Rangers and cops.
>Large enough to ride on and an agile feline able to cover rough terrain
>Strong and relatively agile
>Danger sensing abilities
>Taunt, Mean look and Thunderwave for capturing poachers/rampaging pokemon
>Rock slide, Dark pulse, Shadow-ball and Nasty plot for ranged attacks
>Slash, Nightslash, Psychocutter for precise close range attacks that can be coordinated with other Rangers and police.
Shuckle makes fruity wienertails
Houndooms would be guard dogs
you mean Mabosstiff
also you don’t add an s for a Pokémon
Corviknight - Taxi
Blastoise - Firefighter
More than jobs per se, Pokemon are used as tools or pack animals, there are few who have a job in human terms, like the waifumon and cutemon working in customer service.
lifeguard
>lust provoking image
YJK
kys zoophile
Knot your bawd?
Hattrem would definitely be used for interrogation resistance training in the army
A war with Pokemon must be the most epic and horrible thing that could exist and I don't mean like the anime where everything is solved with a legendary mediator, I mean using Pokemon with the full intention of eliminating the enemy.
Ask Surge. His pokemon saved his life in an actual war conflict. Even one of the trainers in his gym is thankful he saved him.
Surge would be the man to say "frick the lottery, we got contact and we all returned home".
I like to imagine that pokemon rangers are required to have at least one "calming" pokemon with them in case they find someone lost/injured/etc
Kanto rangers have blissey
Johto rangers have furret
Hoenn rangers have skitty/delcatty
Unova rangers have audino
Etc
Kanto rangers have chansey*
vileplume: stunspores for rape
>chansey
Why has no one complained about this being a job mon
Kanto privilege and low IQ bias
chansey is a fat pink blob, its an ambigous egg monster thing that in nature just lays eggs and runs away. its the pokemon anime that gives it a job, taking its ability to self heal and using that as an excuse to give it to the series of nurses. in that sense, its no different from something like corviknight which is still a monster, but one that they put to work in universe
a jobmon is a pokemon who's design pidgeonholes it into doing a very specific role, or "job" which directly contradicts the idea that pokemon are a species of smart animals.
to put it simply, not every chansey is a nurse, but every incineroar is a wrestling heel, or every intellion is a spy, etc.
>every intellion is a spy
Then why i don't see those acting like spies around?
>lycanroc
farm guard
bump
A bunch of ground and rock pokemon would be good for mining.
Carrier route 1 birds