ITT: What where the devs thinking?

ITT: What where the devs thinking?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like he has a soul patch on the second picture

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This whole time I'd been assuming someone drew on the screenshot. Embarrassing for CDPR.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/w0O1Pdq.png

      ITT: What where the devs thinking?

      homie had his adam's apple removed. kek

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    modding this shit out day one

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn't need to mod out anything if you weren't playing gay garbage to begin with.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >complains about troons
      >play ESG games anyway

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They try to get money from ~~*any*~~ source

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the blender animations oh lawdy

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, is "Sphere hunter" some kinda code for fondling testicles?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is a reference to Final Fantasy X-2

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the one character that ends up looking better than their face model is a troon

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol, the cybernetic to hide the adam's apple.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He uh..looka like a man.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have that this creature is somehow a spokesperson for classic Resident Evil. I am going to make better videos myself and take back control.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm more annoyed that they are pretending to be a Street Fighter superfan, I at least accepted that they cared about RE.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >troon inserts himself into high profile game
    >undoubtedly knows his model is going to be ripped and used for porn
    >is going to be fapping to animations of himself fricking and being fricked by every video game character he's had a hard on for since before he trooned out
    Honestly pretty high IQ move. I gotta respect it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is going to be fapping to animations of himself fricking and being fricked by every video game character he's had a hard on for since before he trooned out
      Somebody needs to recreate "that" scene with a character who looks suspiciously like Mr. Christian AKA Adam Sessler.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they know their audience

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      god piercings are ugly
      specially those like hers under the lip
      the only good ones are boobb piercers

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure if this or Alanah is more shameless.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least that one isn't promoting mental illness

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >adam's apple hidden with robot features
    Golem...

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we want to fricking kill Ganker

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't wait for keanu reeves to scold me for not immediately accepting help and support from le wholesome big chungus marvel quipping with zero acting ability mentally ill homosexual with absolutely zero flaws in my computer game, what a time to be alive

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Le hecking based /misc/es turn out to be obedient israeli golems
    I mean what do you expect from a corporation that publicly embraces globhomo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU-db73BAFI

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Useful idiot they can use to virtue signal, what? Did you think they are doing it because he has any worth?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will buy it anyway.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >troony in an hypercorporate setting centered around modding your body
    What's the problem? It's the perfect setting

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like shit and nothing like Suzi. Wtf is wrong with these designers?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've played through Cyberpunk 2077 a couple of times and it was news to me that it apparently has loads of cameos and easter eggs from ecelebs. My complete lack of interest in the lifes of online strangers saved me from having to suffer through any of that shit.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What where the devs thinking?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even mean this in an edgy way: Will the game let us kill her?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, he wont be too important like the other cameo influencers
      even grimes barely got two quest

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      almost certainly not, every other eceleb character in the game forces your player character to lower their weapon when you aim at them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And 2) Will the game let us frick her?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ms. Swan?!?!?!
    It'd be dope if they actually got Ms Swan to appear as a character and not the troony

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol I remember a few months ago chud anons were trying to convince me that cyperpunk was based and redpilled

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's shills, they'll say whatever garbage to shit public opinion

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can i kill him?

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All literal who twitter/e-celebs are literally nothing to me, I can't name any of them
    They don't affect the game at all since unless pointed out to me I can't even tell

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i mean trannies are pretty cyberpunk.
    that being said why not ask someone like linetrap instead of this abomination.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You gotta give CDPR credit for their backhanded troony pandering. They dedicate a whole quest line to a troony and the troony is quite possibly the most batshit insane person in the game, outside of maybe the kidnapper in the River quests. Then they add the Capcom troony, but he has to augment his throat to hide his frickhuge Adam's apple.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Husband and "wife" willingly enter a death race
      >They kill other drivers in the death race
      >Husband eventually gets killed in the death race
      >n-no that is n-not fair!
      >Does more death races while killing other drivers to kill the driver (who they were also trying to kill in the last race) who killed the husband
      >Rational behind the revenge was "he killed him because he hated him and not to win the race, or put on a show, or for fun like everybody else"
      >Eventually the metally unstable b***h who makes no sense is revealed to be a troony
      I'm gonna say based

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're completely right, except I think you find out he's a troony pretty early on. Ignoring the bumper sticker, of course.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's incredibly stupid that they made a world where you can transition pretty much perfectly, but then jammed it full of characters who refuse to do that for literally no reason, and also give you zero dialogue options to call them out on it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but then jammed it full of characters who refuse to do that for literally no reason
      Probably the same reason why get men that refuse to shave a full beard or make any effort to 'pass' but they still call themselves women. It isn't suppose to make sense, mental illnesses and sick fetishes rarely do.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do transphobes struggle so much with the idea of just letting people live how they like? Live and let live, all that? You people are so obsessed with the lives of other people you forget that you have your own life to live, you're losing it all to meaningless anger over nothing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't read. You'll never be a woman. have a nice day and write a link to this exact post in your note in the hopes that I'll be prosecuted.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Join the 41% troon.
        You will never be a woman.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because letting trans people live how they wanted to live somehow turned into letting them into women's bathrooms and getting them forced onto schoolkids.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but then jammed it full of characters who refuse to do that for literally no reason
      Probably the same reason why get men that refuse to shave a full beard or make any effort to 'pass' but they still call themselves women. It isn't suppose to make sense, mental illnesses and sick fetishes rarely do.

      >but then jammed it full of characters who refuse to do that for literally no reason
      There is a single character who is "trans" and they're in a single side quest whose best resolution is telling them that they're a total fricking moron. Granted the dialogue is obnoxious as frick and it's out of nowhere that it's brought up in the first place. It was a character exclusively made to make insufferable trannies shut the frick up. You c**ts have never even played the game.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is cute. Stop denying it. You're pathetic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She is cute
      >she
      look up sue lightning.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That hunchback, yo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She is cute
      >she
      look up sue lightning.

      Didn't actually know this. I'd say they pass personally. *shrug*

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just because you're a troony chaser it doesn't mean everyone has to agree with you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        *nuzzles you* uWu what's this? *unzips dick* He's like 32 now and looks really bad. Shame too I used to nut gallons to his cosplay collections.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's up to us to take down Umbrella

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that the guy to forced open Suzi's NYC bagel?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe Adam Sessler forced her to frick him to get on the new G4

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All those lighting tricks and makeup and it's still so obvious lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      your brain has been fried by pornography friend, you're buying into the delusions of a mentally ill gay man

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps you are the mentally ill gay man

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she is but the dick makes me kinda iffy
      still better than a neo vegana though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that really a troony? Seen some of her(?) videos and I didn't get that vibe. Never been so confused goddamn

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How fricked is your hearing?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.shemaleporn.xxx/video/beautiful-shemale-sue-lightning-gives-handjob-918.html
        here anon, its him
        watch at your own peril

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks like a skinny dude in drag

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          AIEEEEE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being a simp for this ugly rat golem. You are an even bigger loser than him.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could even be him, though there's no shortage of troony chasers out there not thinking of the smell.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Could
          It's literally him making these threads, there was a twitter image in a archived thread from a few years ago back when he made RE threads unbearable with his spam where he admitted to making them.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love him so much.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              We know Christian.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish. He got inside dat ass.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno mate, looks like a stick-thin, mentally ill gay in drag with a poor haircut.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just because I would gape her anus and pay with her gock doesn't mean I want trans propaganda in my games, I'm tired of all this in your face plastic corpo pandering

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      golem get ye gone

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being a simp for this ugly rat golem. You are an even bigger loser than him.

      Could even be him, though there's no shortage of troony chasers out there not thinking of the smell.

      If you are making these threads and here right now I want you to know I wanna frick you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He passes in photos but the voice will never. It's always the voice for me, visually you can pass minus obviously still having a penis.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ONLYFANS
      N
      L
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      F
      A
      N
      S

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >potato wearing makeup.wpp
      I do not wish this person ill or anything but you know what is a scary thought?
      One day, the hormone blockers wont work and this person will have a moment of clarity and realize that he has been had and the people who has been trusting have taken advantage of him all this time and realize what psychologist and drugs have done to him and when it happens it wont be pretty.

      People who have de-transitioned already have some sequels from this and you cannot mess with your body chemistry forever without repercussions.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok, just watched him get fricked by that dude that fricks literally every troon in porn. First off, Suzi's acting was fricking atrocious and cringe as frick. When he pulled out the other dude's dick, he said "wow that suuuuuuuuure is big!" like fricking tony the tiger. Then proceed to give the saddest handjob I've ever seen, before getting rammed from behind for a few minutes with no visible lube which he was clearly in a ton of pain in, then jump cutting back to the hj and the troon fricker giving a ruined, piddly cumshot into Suzi's manhands. Fifteen (15) minutes of my life I'll never get back

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"wow that suuuuuuuuure is big!" like fricking tony the tiger
        kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        LMFAO

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I supposed to know who this is?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOLEM GET YE GONE

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they were thinking they didnt want my money

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least he'll probably do a better job than fricking alanah. She did a terrible job.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post that Tony the tiger pasta so that I can leave the thread already.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that face a cry for help?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit, that totally feminine frame

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like Austin Powers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a female head on a male body

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      swole

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blackrock and ESG rating, they made a video mentioning that shit months ago, don't remember all details but I think Blackrock inverted on the company or some shit like that

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A mod can fix that.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    being a transexual is one of the most cyberpunk things you can do actually

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It isnt, imagine actually being able to genetically modify your body to change sexes yet still choosing to be a freak uggo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But you wouldn't notice with all the augments. No neo vegana that smells shit, five oclock shadow etc.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, that would be being in an iron lung.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's no more cyberpunk that being an eunuch in 1000s Baghdad

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep putting these e-celebs into video games, I'm assuming because they are that much cheaper than actual celebrities or is it just agenda pushing troon garbage in this case?

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were thinking about getting a sale from me.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is someone at cdpr a troony chaser

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

    GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because i say so.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le meme troony might bring good PR to our game
    That's basically every reason companies have worked with them in the recent past too, I highly doubt the meetings were comfortable for the people actually making the games.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    About their next dilation.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    troonypunk

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >series about the hellish future where technology has gone too far and everyone lives in cyber poverty
    I'd say trannies fit in pretty well in the cyber hellscape.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the advantage of doing this kind of shit?

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL accept trans folk

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not in any lifetime.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll accept them when they don't victimize themselves despite a widespread cultural push in their favor, nor make being "trans" their entire identity and identifying as just that instead of simply the gender they claim to be.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only the ones that pass.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see this as the Atari Jaguar situation, when the head of Atari understood that console fails, he invented many ways to monetize it, starting with sues to Sega and ending with selling cases for a company that sells devices for dentists. Cyperpunk failed but it will make money in other ways

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    /ourgirl/ has finally made it. First Capcom and now this.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rent fricking free

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her porn is overrated and really bland. I don't know why Ganker is so obsessed with her, when there are way hotter shemale pornstars

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    EGS of course
    pic the first known troony you can think of and add it for investors to be pleased

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cohh in the game is worse, i rather have this, it actually fits the game

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this will sell our game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bought it after that:

      They were thinking about getting a sale from me.

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she made a glowing review of the game, so no wonder they want to put her in...

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Japan will fix it in the anime"

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we frick "her"?

    Also Suzi's OnlyFans when?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why to both of those. have some standards man.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up straightoid

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you straight?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              because I wasn't molested as a child I suppose.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why to both of those
        For the memes

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see better turds that people call art better.

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hollywood actor and troony e-celeb npc in the $50 DLC to a 3 year old game
    Thank you, CDPR, that's enough red flags, I get it.
    I won't buy your game.

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess they were thinking that they wanted to convey the bleak, banal horror of the underclasses in a cyberpunk setting.
    Looks like they nailed it: a confused, deracinated young man confused by bizarre cultural sludge turns himself into some kind of half-man freak.
    Grim.
    Thank God it's only a video game.

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