Rauru was so fricking moronic that it blocks out any and all attraction I could feel for him.
Mineru, however, needs to be used to repopulate the Zonai race.
Japanese have finally taken notice that a large part of westerners want to frick talking animals, which is a pretty clear sign of societal collapse if there ever was one. They probably discovered this in BotW1 when everybody wanted to rim the cloaca of that giant parrot with the accordion. Now it's the goat who is making the homos froth at the mouth, imagining him presenting his furry sphincter like the entrance of one of his goatse shrines, wanting to plunge deep within that Raurus blessing. Sick fricks.
Imagine being her personal whipping boy
Whenever she needs to let out some frustration she summons you to her personal quarters and lashes your back until she's satisfied
Because sky magitech.
my peenus weenus haha 😀
Sex sex sex sex!
I mean. I get it.
post some fricking rauru
UOHHHHHHHHH
She's an adult now.
Doesn't look like it.
UIIIIIIIIII then
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
KILL ME RIJU
SEX SEX SEX
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
In the thumbnail I thought this was Riju with her fist punching into the air while she soifaced "LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOO"
mods already?
mods coomin
Damn bratty king!!! # # # Needs gloom correction...
>Mineru at the very top blocking the projectors
sovl
forced sovl
didn't even notice, nice
Just noticed
now where's the follow up where he's getting a bj mid-movie
ToT
Rauru was so fricking moronic that it blocks out any and all attraction I could feel for him.
Mineru, however, needs to be used to repopulate the Zonai race.
One is bestiality, the other is acceptable.
>King Rauru, I think Ganondorf might be evil!
>Hmm, yes. I agree. Anyway!
The fact that Sonia's assassination happens just two flashbacks after Rauru said he could handle Ganondorf's scheming is the funniest fricking thing.
That was Zelda and Sonnia thinking they could girlboss yass slayqueen Ganondorf.
Mineru needs my baby inside her ASAP. Rauru can go with the gays.
What if I want to put babies in Rauru?
He won't be the only king in the room.
good
good lord
Hips too wide.
needs wider hips.
i always dis a double take whenever they showed rauru from the back. why'd they make his hair so goddamn long
All the better for losing yourself within.
I want to FRICK those ears
Why did he go SSJ3
He's too powerful
I’m always going to be a slave, aren’t I?
Because of ESG bux
>SECONDS
>Furgays draw more Rauru when Mineru is far superior
We live in the worst timeline
Stands to reason when she has 100 times less screentime as Rauru
You didn't finish the game anon
But Rauru is a Hylian, not a fricking space rabbit goat or whatever the frick that thing is.
retconned lol. Aonuma and Fujibayashi will slowly overwrite your childhood until there’s nothing left
More than 1 guy can be named Rauru.
>different people can have the same name?!
>ahhhhhh I'm going insane!
Seccccc
Because humans are animals who came from animals, why should Hylians be any different?
Japanese have finally taken notice that a large part of westerners want to frick talking animals, which is a pretty clear sign of societal collapse if there ever was one. They probably discovered this in BotW1 when everybody wanted to rim the cloaca of that giant parrot with the accordion. Now it's the goat who is making the homos froth at the mouth, imagining him presenting his furry sphincter like the entrance of one of his goatse shrines, wanting to plunge deep within that Raurus blessing. Sick fricks.
how are you so familiar with all this animal sexual anatomy, anon?
Technology
he cute
Why not?
End of thread.
not canon
if mineru is da sage of spirit then how come king yoda got a ghost form but she didnt
shes a roboto
She has a ghost in during the ending of the game after she leaves her robot body.
Princess Zelda of Hyrule
>no breasts
That's a man.
thats kinda hot
Imagine being her personal whipping boy
Whenever she needs to let out some frustration she summons you to her personal quarters and lashes your back until she's satisfied
Yeah, I wish I could be the boy who whips Zelda.
That's not how it works
As if a woman would be able to prevent me from disarming her and turning her weapon on her.
i want to smooch them both
The character designs were legendary.
b/c some normal people (not furries/no idea what a furry is) like the idea of animal people and wanted to do something different.