ITT: worst villains in all of vidya.

ITT: worst villains in all of vidya.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >defeat this moron efforlessly when i first meet him
      >his healthbar is depleted and yet he still going for a few seconds and then the screen fades to black
      >cutscene shows shepard jobbing for no reason
      >then
      what the fuck was Bioware thinking when they made this character? he dies like the bitch he is later on anyways so what was the point of all that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His final fight was retarded. The bonus skill you get from the Omega DLC (Flare, I think) nearly one shots everything. It makes every other skill worthless. It kills the phantoms that drop down in one shot plus a bullet or two.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what the fuck was Bioware thinking when they made this character?
        Metal Gar Solid and Raiden are popular. Let's make a character like that, to appeal to the mature adults like ourselves.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Raiden
          >Popular
          I like Raiden but he was always divisive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kai Leng is from thr Mass Effect books originally. He needs to be cool like he is in the books, but he can't be cooler than (you) so he flip flops between being a fucking joke and then magically being competent again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This feels like something Shadow the Hedgehog would write to Sonic. Also why the fuck is a grown man even sending hatemail to another grown man whos a level-headed military commander? Why is this same grown man running around the universe with a sword like fucking Raiden but with none of the skill or cybernetic enhancements? In a world where almost everyone uses a gun or literal biotic force powers. For an organization where even its most basic foot soldiers use guns...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I knew exactly what it was before opening and still laughed. It feels like the most edgy, OC, early 2000's shit possible. Did they ever confirm that he's not somebody's OC or self insert?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's an edgy ninja oc from the ME3 tie in books. Some nobody pulled his connections and got a book deal and managed to force him into the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this guy messaging you on Steam after you beat him?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does it feel like every single sentence in the last half was tacked on because he was deathly afraid Shepard wouldn't get it?
      >The legend of Shepard needs to be rewritten
      Heh that sounds cool. But wait shit what if he thinks I'm just writing books
      >I hope I'm there for the last chapter
      Fucking got him, now he-wait what if he thinks I'm gonna join him. Better clarify
      >It ends with your death.
      Fucking perfect. Lemme use my initials in case he thinks its the other ninja he fought on the Asari homeworld.
      -KL

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he does have a bit of the Mojo Jojo going on doesn't he.
        https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/5529ff82-6a1a-4788-9c0b-766b64f0d59b

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't he literally shit or piss in someone's vase in a novel or something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He breaks into Keith David's apartment, eats his cereal, and pees in his potted plant

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pretty sure he cranks a load out into the cereal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he masturbates into keith david's cereal if i recall correctly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pretty sure he cranks a load out into the cereal

          Yeah he definitely cums in the cereal

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He literally shows up three times he's a nothing henchman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's hyped up as the "rival" like Saren was in ME1. Difference is that Saren was executed well while Kai Leng's execution was messy at best.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He always felt like a henchman to me
        Saren at least seemed like the main antagonist for a good bit
        Kai Leng just seems like the video game equivalent of the "badass" muscle character you'd get from a bond film or something similar, like that asian girl in Live Free or Die Hard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Saren was executed well
        Yeah, he did him himself

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Real talk. After ME1 I expected them to pull some "Saren was resurrected" bullshit. Either by the reapers controlling him or some bullshit cybernetics by someone. Turns out it wasn't him but Shepard who got that treatment...

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I win.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only know eho this is from all the shitposting years ago. What's wrong with him? Is Fallout 4 worth playing? Didn't really care for 3 but NV is one of my favorites.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They have advance technology but refuse to use it to help other while isolate themselves away from everyone else.
        >Except they also secretly fuck with other factions by killing and replace people with their android, thus making other factions hate their gut.
        >Doesn't give the players a choice, you either with them(then you have to destroy all other factions) or against them(with require you to destroy them). If you choose to support them you don't even have the choice to reform them despite you became their leader.
        >The game expect you to choose them because it turn out your son is their leader.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >lack of choice, or a "choice" of "yes" or "yes (under duress)"
          This is part of what bugged me about 3. Is the gameplay at least better in 4? World? Exploration? Side quests?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a very different kind of game from everything else they've made, very obviously a halfway step to 76's live service shit with stuff like the random "legendary" equipment and the focus on survival-craft-basebuilding. The actual shoot guns bang bang is drastically improved though even while everything related to plotting and design are a wash, so I think there's some of value to be gained especially as a mod platform with more and more "new worldspace" type mods coming out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just like FO3 the writing for the base game sucks and doesn't stand up to scrutiny(I heard the DLCs are serviceable). If you enjoyed ammo/weapon crafting in NV, then FO4 is a downgrade in that regard. Base building is easy and intuitive, but is gimped by default limitations set by the devs. But the power armor is implemented better than any of two previous games and actually feels like power armor(though certain balancing/visual(related to durability) flaws abound) and if you enjoy going into dungeons to turn them into graveyards for the sake of fat loots then the map is packed with dungeons and raider/super mutant camps to genocide.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cool. Wonder how it runs on Xbox as I don't play much on PC these days. Looks like you can do some limited modding on console nowadays which is cool. I've always played Bethesda games with the unofficial patch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Are you winning son?"
      >"N-no dad you don't understand!"
      Phenomenal writing Todd. 10/10
      I fired a road of buckshot into his face the first time I saw him. I didn't believe that that was actually Shaun because I thought the writing wouldn't have been THAT dumb.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He isn't even the villian. Every other faction just talks you into killing them because that's the only way they'll gain hegemony.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Institute floods the surface with murder bots and FEV-infected janitors for years
        I'm sure he had a good reason for it, shame we're not smart enough to understand

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude I was literally Jesus
    >dude I was trying to take out a bigger badguy

    all only revealed in DLC that came out 2+ years after the game did

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Playing as him was fun at least

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holding O was fun?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Playing as him was fun at least

      Is this in the royale king edition? I don't remember him being playable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        his DLC came out after the Royal Edition. It was the only piece of DLC from the 2nd Season Pass that came out

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I feel vaguely upset but I'm not sure why. It's not like I paid for the game. *shrugs*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Jesus and Bahamut Badguy are all non-canon alternate universe material. He was an asshole and even in the alternate universe deliberately infected millions with demons and allowed the demons to kill humanity.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Jesus and Bahamut Badguy are all non-canon alternate universe material.

        and yet were reinforced in the true ending novel. Also, Barry use this "alternate canon" material to defend XV

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cloud "kissless virgin"
          wasn't word of god that him and tifa did fuck in that one scene

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >wasn't word of god that him and tifa did fuck in that one scene
            yes but Barry says that doesn't count because it goes against his shitposting narrative

            just like how the "non canon" Novel is suddenly canon because it goes with his shitposting narrative

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's not even a villain. He's just a tool for the "villain." And Illusive Man wasn't the villain in 3. He just turned into a generic chaotic neutral. One of a half dozen leaders you step on along your path to the ending. That's a large part why Kai Lang is so bad. He's secondary to a secondary, but the games story acts like he's some major threat.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is they made the Reapers too strong. When you make an enemy that's so incomprehensibly strong that it takes the entire fleet to kill one, the only option is to force the players to lose. Which they obviously didn't have the balls to do. We know that every fifty thousand years a Reaper is "born," so we don't know exactly how many there are. Certainly hundreds. Thousands? A hundred thousand? A million? Imagine the shitstorm if BioWare had said, "sorry, you can't win." I would have preferred that ending. As I see it, of the possible endings, Control is really the only valid one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would have preferred the Reapers winning

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just did a renegade play recently. I didn't know if you rebuff the star kid over and over he basically tells you to go get fucked and then the game ends and the Reapers win.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't think he can be topped.
    >literal who
    >annoying gay
    >survives fights by running away like a bitch
    >makes it til the end on pure plot armor
    >never a real threat
    >never interesting
    >never personally attached
    >makes ninjas seem like geeks

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should have given you the option to join the Illusive Man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100% but it would retroactively make ME3 nonsense. Albeit, 3 made 2 retroactively nonsense.

      Canonically, TIM was supposed to be the human equivalent of Saren, indoctrinated, with the real purpose of the entire mission in ME2 to capture the base for him because he wants that juicy Reaper tech.

      Now in settings where morality is part of the metaphysics, like Lord of the Rings, it makes sense you can't use the evil ring for Good. It will inevitably corrupt you.

      But in ME it makes no sense why control of the reapers, or merely using their tech, is treated as this innately corruptive influence.

      ME2 was the coolest and best ME got because players joined the "bad guy" Cerberus who were more righteous than the space UN and Alliance combined.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tell me you've never played ME1 without telling me you've never played ME1

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's actually so bad that I would believe he's a parody.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna see a parody of him in another game where everyone sees him as a fucking tool because he's an edgy sword ninja in a sci-fi military shooter and nobody takes him seriously
      but at the same time he's every bit as competent as he thinks he is and is actually dangerous. He's just a tool.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is his visor squinting?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Asian influence.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*eats your cereal*
    Heh, nothing personnel

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can say a lot of shit about ME but, BUT, the first time you land on Ilios and chase Saren while this banger sounds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmKsCXXQaEA is absolutely fucking fantastic.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Reapers had awesome design.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you fuck up the biggest contemporary franchise? Who did MS hire at 343 that they only made shitty games?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they immediately fucked up by having his opening fight be him jobbing to a terminally ill drell assassin. it was all downhill from there

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