ITT: Your Dream Poker Night 3 Roster

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's
    >BJ Blazkowicz (Old Blood/New Order era preferred, he's got a surprising amount of characterization)
    >Alyx (obligatory Valve rep, I'd prefer Zoey or Pauling but both those franchises/games are dead)
    >Any of the heavy hitters from Mass Effect, probably Mordin for the banter but Tali could be a nice rep too
    >Absolute moon shot of Kreia KOTOR, but I'll settle for Palutena from Kid Icarus Uprising
    >Dealer is the Ancestor from Darkest Dungeon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think I'd take Pauling over Alyx, but I'm kinda biased. Overall pretty solid selection though.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carl is such a great idea for a Poker night character. Honestly any of the main ATHF cast would be prefect fits.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't feel like thinking so I'll just take yours. Carl and Coach are a fricking god tier combo

      Thanks, I feel like the chemistry works surprisingly well with Snake to play the straight man. Scout and Carl would be good, but honestly I think you could even swap out Scout for Medic and it would lead to more interesting interactions.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xavier Renegade Angel would also be a godtier Adult Swim character but I can’t imagine him sitting still long enough to play poker, let alone play it properly.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would fit into the poker night formula well though. They always have one "chaotic" character that doesn't have a consistent strategy or temperament (Max in 1, Claptrap in 2).

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't feel like thinking so I'll just take yours. Carl and Coach are a fricking god tier combo

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roger from American dad
    Carol
    Hitman
    Johnny cage

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Roger from American Dad
      >Not wanting Stan
      Why even bother

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but he's right, Roger would be a better pick.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think Roger would be a better dealer/announcer imo

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still have my dream poker night lineup from the last thread
    -Hellboy / The goon (comic character- strong guy)
    -Guybrush (telltale character - lucky goof)
    -Archer (tv character - gambler)
    -Kim kitsuragi (miscellaneous - foldsville guy)
    -Ancestor (Darkest dungeon) or Mission Control (Deep Rock Galactic) as the dealer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kim kitsuragi is an awesome pick man

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garrett from thief
    Max payne
    Roman bellic
    Manny calavera

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh come on there was already a Portal dealer in 2, also three Valve reps at once, still I like it.
    I'll steal from other posters in this thread and do
    >Guybrush Threepwood (Monkey Island 2 or 3 version)
    >Max Payne (MP1 version)
    >Alexander from Amnesia: TDD (but before the events of the game)
    >Terrorist from Counter-Strike, with CT cameos for skits
    >Agent 47 as dealer

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want that fat guy who gets shot during the robbery in sopranos where furio gets his leg blown
    he always had something wise to say

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doomguy
    >Gordon Freeman
    >Claude Speed
    >Steve Minecraft

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indie Poker Night

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      king yourself

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Seto Kaiba
    >The Monarch
    >Arthur Morgan
    >The Joker (Mark Hamill)
    >Dealer: the narrator from The Stanley Parable

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      RED Sniper/BLU Spy
      Charlie (Smiling Friends) or Black Dynamite
      Leon S. Kennedy or Travis Touchdown
      Karlach or Lucifer

      Kaiba's a great pick. Sadly Mark Hamill said he'll never voice Joker again after Conroy passed, which is fair.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Narrator is a great pick, and I would kill to see The Monarch in one of these games. He's already the king of casual shit-talking. (Bonus points if 21 is hanging out in the venue like Max did in 2)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>The Joker (Mark Hamill)
      Never gonna happen.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cryptosporidium from Destroy All Humans
    >Hellboy
    >Fitz from 12 Oz Mouse
    >Panty and Stocking, one's playing, the other spectates, like Sam and Max in PN2

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Panty plays, Stocking sits at a booth with a constant barrage of sweets delivered to her talking shit the whole time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Perfect.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Michiru Matushima
    >Kokoro Fushikawa
    >Fischl von Luftschloss Narfidor
    >Alipheese Fateburn XVI

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Add Homestar Runner to that one and it'll be perfect.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lamar from GTA5 (confident, endless excuses)
    9S from NieR (nice to be around, good sport)
    Buzzo from LISA (sadist, degenerate gambler)
    Early from Squidbillies (excitable, one-liner machine)

    Dealer: Skelly from Hades (based)

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you got it man, this is an awesome lineup

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, you think so? Thanks man, I'm surprised this one went over as well as it did

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gordon Freeman
    >Chell
    >Doom Guy
    >The Poopsmith

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >so ey... Kurt Russell, you ehhh like uhh kill people, for like, money n stuff? Because if so I have a proposition for yous. You see, after I win this all the rest of these pussy's money I would be willing to pay you a *hand gestures* PORTION of it to uhhh kill three "people", and I do use that term in the loosest sense.

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