I've been in a coma for 5 years. I plan to play BotW2, Mario Odyssey 2, Pikmin 4, Metroid Prime 4, the newest Donkey Kong Country, Elder Scrolls 6, GTA 6, and whatever game Retro Studios has been working on. I assume Half-Life 3 is still not out, but you can't have everything. So which game should I start with?
They all suck. Go back to sleep
Are you serious? If even one of those games suck, after this much development time, we must live in a horrible timeline.
What a pointless thread.
t. dev assblasted that dysgenics and woke culture and muttification have made it impossible for him to make good games
>dysgenics
Wot
People are getting stupider. Not enough talent left to make good games.
ever heard of eugenics?
Dysgenics is the opposite.
Poor, bad, flawed genes chosen over good, healthy, beneficial genes.
tht's only half the issue and mostly with western devs. The other is high def game development makes the process take 5 years if not 6 or 7 on average.
So great job graffixtwats, you dumb fricks.
>So great job graffixtwats, you dumb fricks.
Pretty much. morons caring about superficial garbage have destroyed gaming.
>Dysgenics is the opposite.
>Poor, bad, flawed genes chosen over good, healthy, beneficial genes.
That's a thing people do, as in knowingly do?
Why??
Medicine prevents kids who would otherwise die in childbirth from dying. The result is millions and millions of people who are maladaptive. Dumb, crazy, think they're the wrong gender, etc. Read Spiteful Mutants by Ed Dutton.
Affirmative-action boons mad.
The gays took over and ruined everything. It will be another decade until the gay chambers are complete, I'd set a date and rest easy until then
>the newest Donkey Kong Country
This one first.
It's the best one on your list.
did you think this thread was clever?
Been in a coma for 9 years, can't wait to see what Kojima is doing with Konami and Metal Gear
I always hope coma posts are real but they never are