ive been playing this on my Xbox and I really don't understand the hate for it, its fun running around doing quests and the Combat is much better...

ive been playing this on my Xbox and I really don't understand the hate for it, its fun running around doing quests and the Combat is much better then Classic AC

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    op plays assassins creed

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm up to 110 hours (after starting in 2018 and dropping it at around 30 hours before getting back into it last month) and I haven't even cleared the main story yet. You're in for the long haul, mate.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can confirm. Especially when compared to the turd that is Valhalla. Honestly how can you frick up vikings raiding the rest of the world so fricking badly?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is wrong with Valhalla?
      I have to admit I like the RPG action adventure turn Asscreed took with the Egypte one. Everyone crying
      >bring back classic Asscreed

      Classic Asscreed sucks. The only problem I have: I just want to play in ancient Greece or ancient Middle East or whatever. The science fiction element with Animus (kek animus) and doing shit in modern day time future setting whatever is super fricking annoying and I could not care less. I never did. The whole appeal
      >oh you are only replaying a memory
      is such a massive turn off for me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The science fiction element with Animus

        Only thing interesting is the ancient alien tech and meeting forgotten alien ruins of civilizations.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unity was great and where AC should have been going but was plagued with technical bugs on launch so they decided to make worse games each iterations instead???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unity isn't that good, I started playing it again last month and it's just not a very interesting game.
      I feel like it got a cyberpunk/NMS reaction where fixing the obviously broken at launch game made people go overboard with praise.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Combat is much better then Classic AC
    I wish someone made a webm of AC2's "coward enemies"(which happens if you decide to kill thousands of enemies in a single fight since they just decide to escape) and Odyssey's "burning enemies"(they don't even react to being in fire).

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it's fun climbing to the highest point you can then just jumping off. Wish more games went away with fall damage. Shit is cringe.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're listening to kids that never played the game or maybe even have but can't admit they like it because it's not cool.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically the most similar game to Black Flag they have done

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game pozzed at all?
    Just hit the "non-binary" character creation in the new Black Ops so my schedule just freed up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A bit, it's ubisoft in current year after all. I think there was an escaped black slave in an early quest and the "good" option is to help her, but you can return her to her master afaik.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just don't want any troony shit.

        Can't take it. Irrational, maybe. But I just can't take it. If "transphobia", that is, disgust/fear of people who cut off their own dick had a picture, it's me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No troony stuff iirc, but there's a lot of feminism. Not really overt feminism or anything, but the devs went out of their way to have female characters doing a lot of stuff no woman in Greece would have been allowed, let alone be able, to do (after all, "misogyny" is a Greek word, and it was considered a good thing). Lots of female leadership, etc. Almost no female enemies, though, besides the odd mercenary. Very, very rarely an npc might bring up MC being female, if you play as the girl (which I suggest - the brother is a much better, more sinister and threatening villain, while playing as the girl is basically a Xena Warrior Princess simulator).

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll give it a shot. Only played AC1 on my 360

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just choose to play as Alexios and you'll be fine

          The game feels like an rpg adventure and i like that. But is Assassins creed only on name and doesn't pretend much to be it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. You can join Olympics as Kassandra. Meanwhile ancient Greeks were patriarchal as frick. Women were seen as breeding equipment.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fake and gay. It's been proven that the Greeks were all massive homos who were into big sweaty men. They wouldn't have even considered a woman sexually.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's been proven that the Greeks were all massive homos who were into big sweaty men.
          That's why I said breeding equipment.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ancient Greeks would have felt right at home on Ganker

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its only natural to like beautiful bodies. I strongly believe humans are bisexual in nature. Terms like straight/gay are religious concepts forced by religious mafia that look at people as sheep to herd/control

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I strongly believe humans are bisexual in nature.
            Thats because you are a pervert corrupted by porn

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              We are all perverts from nature. Porn doesnt create fetishes it just portrays them, porn itself is a creation of our mind

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We are all perverts from nature
                Frick off you brain rotted fricking homosexual zoomer idiot NPC
                Your projection of your ADHD anxiety porn addicted coomer ritalin adderall chronically online internet born brain isn't reality or even close to Natural

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's been proven that the Greeks were all massive homos who were into big sweaty men. They wouldn't have even considered a woman sexually.
          This is an evidently absurd lie perpetuated by homosexuals btw

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        realistic, Kassandra would only have rights in the amazons, if she were in greek lands she would be enslaved and spoused to a man.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very little. Especially in the dark skin department.
      Greek of the time were different ranges of olive skinned, but even so, you can see Ubisoft went the extra mile and made some side characters and random NPCs extra black to please the rainbow heads. This doesn't affect the important characters as far as I remember.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's contradicting.
      On one hand you have a big brown pirate woman that looks like a fricking caveman, but on the other hand you can dress your female MC like a prostitute.
      I'd say the biggest problem with the game is the strangely lighthearted tone the story has despite being set during the Peloponesian war, which was one of the bloodiest, and most disease riddled eras of Ancient Greece.
      The second DLC also goes full moron on fantasy crap, you literally go to Atlantis, greek Heaven and greek Hell.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's popular so everybody has to do their performative bullshit. That's all.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Short version is the old games played way different so there’s a cultural rift within the fanbase; everyone else just thinks it’s shit on its own merits. Any other dumbassy questions?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried it a few times and played for about 20 hours each time before dropping it. I had more fun in Valhalla, even though I love Odyssey's mythological theme

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sniffing glue is also fun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about Nintendo games

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unlocking the ability to shoot arrows through walls makes it too easy btw.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I really don't understand the hate for it
    You are probably playing it early on, when things are a blast. Eventually the story has you finding your mother, only to discover she somehow magically has the position of mayor over a town surrounded by enemy forces. You help defend the village, then have to find the father that tried to off you. Only to find he isn't your father, some old frick from Greek mythology is. So now you have to find another person who wasn't around to raise you. Oldfrick goes on and on about your destiny, your destiny is buying a $40 DLC expansion. Malaka!

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kassandra is cute and ancient greece is the best map ubi has have ever done. Game gets repetitive as frick, especially if you want to get the true ending it takes like 60 hours.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The true ending was kino

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry op your taste for goyslop is terminal.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a very good game with lots of content. I guess some people just really hate the setting? Which is kind of the entire game. I didn't play the egypt one because I wasn't interested, maybe it's like that?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played this a few years after Origins and I found it incredibly lackluster. The story was meh, the combat felt like I'm waiting for abilities to recharge to do any damage. In Origins I could raise the level of my equipment to keep up in every 5 levels. In ACO I ran oout of money doing it twice(!). The missions also felt copy pasted and I saw the exact same environmental building blocks everywhere.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pick Alexios
    >all female ship crew
    >4 gorilla women as my lieutenants
    >order them to sing shanties in greek
    yep, it's gaming time

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah a true underrated gem right there

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's shit. Play more games

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    best ass creed.
    best goddess

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just play the game cause you don't fricking care about the passion these people put into the story and all you care about is just the action in game. Not all games need to be all action. The rest of us gamers play these games for the story, and gameplay. Assassins creed is a good franchise because they put passion in the games( most of them) Hey how about you make a video on the new AC: Origins. I'm sure your review isn't as fricking terrible as this one. This wasn't even a good rant it was just shit arguments that you can't back up because your a Black person. And I will say it... Black person.... What you gonna do about it?

  25. 3 months ago
    Moose

    >>and I really don't understand the hate for it
    >The MC is by far one of the worst written characters next to Eivor and Shay and the canon choices are even stupider.
    >Diablo Loot which completely ruins the game as it now means you need to make "Builds" which cut you off from using basic attacks you have on you 24/7 like the bow or assassinations since they deal virtually nothing to enemies if you aren't focused on them.
    >Can't even assassinate guys who are higher tier like captains with Critical Assassinations unless you are fully kitted out in Assassin gear and even then you can't assassinate Mercenaries.
    >Have to spec into a 100% crit build just to use all the attacks you have at hand which turns you into a glass cannon just so you can play it like every single other AC game (A jack of all trades).
    >Cult of Kosmos members are glorified Mercenaries and for all but 5 of them you only learn anything about them in their clues menu. They have no character development at all.
    >Not a single Memory Corridor.
    >The only areas in the entire game that feel unique at all are Sparta, Athens, Lesbos, and Makedonia (Which has nothing in it without the DLC).
    >All the towns and villages are devoid of life compared to Origins. You'll see like 1/3rd the amount of people wandering around if that.
    >Nightmare difficulty is too much of a chore for most of the game due to damage sponges but Hard is too easy.
    >Level scaling makes gameplay and ship combat completely terrible.
    >In general the ship combat is the worst in the series and thanks to not having cannons like Aya's ship to help deal big damage quickly (Since it's the same combat as Origins) everything turns into a mess of you spamming your Fire attacks and bracing while you plink stuff for no damage.
    >You very quickly start noticing the randomly generated camps and quests because they're even more blatant than in Skyrim and just ignore them.
    >Snake mazes x40 instead of actual unique crypts like in any previous AC game.

    • 3 months ago
      Moose

      >Map was one of their biggest in the series up until Odyssey and had nothing interesting in it at all.
      >Constant repetition of the same objectives, setups, and items in virtually every area you visit to the point that sanctuaries have only two variants: Two floor or one floor with the exact same guard setups and the exact same way you clear it out every single time.
      >Engraving grinding is some of the stupidest nonsense I have ever seen and even in over 200 something hours I still don't have a good third of the engravings maxed out and I'm someone who goes for 100% in every single one of these games.
      >If you aren't a 100%er you are forced to grind side quests and bounty board missions just to progress in the main story because you'll be underleveled otherwise.
      >Item amounts and passive Engravings increase every time you hit a x1 level like 11 or 21 or 31 so until you hit 91 you are getting the worst item payouts for all the materials in the game and the worst Engraving stats.
      >There is no point to level scale anything but weapons unless your armor is 30+ levels out of date because there's a system in place to prevent you from getting one-shot making armor essentially pointless outside of its passives.
      >The game punishes you if you aren't level scaling all your items at a blacksmith every single level up because the costs go up astronomically once you hit 3 or more levels higher than your gear (When it caps the cost at the highest it can be) so it's better to just wait dozens of levels for your armor before you scale it up again just so you get your passives up by 4%.
      >Choices do not matter at all outside of Kyra and Thaletas' island and Kephallonia's family choice. Everything else doesn't affect you in any way, shape, or form.
      You can literally make an allegiance with the Spartans in a side quest and then immediately go to war with them and they don't care.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Map was one of their biggest in the series up until Odyssey and had nothing interesting in it at all.
      >Constant repetition of the same objectives, setups, and items in virtually every area you visit to the point that sanctuaries have only two variants: Two floor or one floor with the exact same guard setups and the exact same way you clear it out every single time.
      >Engraving grinding is some of the stupidest nonsense I have ever seen and even in over 200 something hours I still don't have a good third of the engravings maxed out and I'm someone who goes for 100% in every single one of these games.
      >If you aren't a 100%er you are forced to grind side quests and bounty board missions just to progress in the main story because you'll be underleveled otherwise.
      >Item amounts and passive Engravings increase every time you hit a x1 level like 11 or 21 or 31 so until you hit 91 you are getting the worst item payouts for all the materials in the game and the worst Engraving stats.
      >There is no point to level scale anything but weapons unless your armor is 30+ levels out of date because there's a system in place to prevent you from getting one-shot making armor essentially pointless outside of its passives.
      >The game punishes you if you aren't level scaling all your items at a blacksmith every single level up because the costs go up astronomically once you hit 3 or more levels higher than your gear (When it caps the cost at the highest it can be) so it's better to just wait dozens of levels for your armor before you scale it up again just so you get your passives up by 4%.
      >Choices do not matter at all outside of Kyra and Thaletas' island and Kephallonia's family choice. Everything else doesn't affect you in any way, shape, or form.
      You can literally make an allegiance with the Spartans in a side quest and then immediately go to war with them and they don't care.

      More I think about it Valhalla seems like the best game in the entire RPG Creed honestly. Why is that? I don't even like vikings that much and I was bored out of it due to it's length. But looking back it does many things right compared to Origins and Odyssey.

      • 3 months ago
        Moose

        I'd much rather play Valhalla than Odyssey any day of the week but it had an even worse MC and was even more bloated after all the patches and DLC. The removal of Diablo Loot and addition of Instant Assassintions is why it's better. Everything you want to use works just by upgrading it and slapping on whatever Runes you want. Hell, you're actively turning on level scaling and even making enemies +50 your level just to add some challenge to it because it gets to be too easy or boring from how you steamroll everything. You can go wherever you want on the map with IAs enabled because you don't have dumb level 300+ wolves chasing you down every minute (Due to how they set up Odyssey's random spawns) to one-shot you when you're level 20 and if you do end up in that situation just run away since they're slower than Odyssey.

        Origins is better than both though, that's not even a contest. The world is far better, the story is leagues better than both, the characters are actual characters instead of people you meet once then never again, the antagonists are developed before you kill them, and the CotP DLC is honestly some of the best in the series. The combat is the only thing it's lacking in.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Origins is better than both though
          Disagreed. Especially in terms of story. It retcons half the Monteriggioni statues with making them non-assasins.
          >the antagonists are developed before you kill them
          Nah. Flavius is easily worst RPG Creed antagonist. You see him once before he is revealed to be the le big bad guy of the entire Order. Both Odyssey and Valhalla is better in that regard. Entire third act of Origins is also a huge mess. I wouldn't say it's story is better than the other two because of that.

          • 3 months ago
            Moose

            >It retcons half the Monteriggioni statues with making them non-assasins.
            Sure, but I'm speaking of everything else surrounding it.
            >You see him once before he is revealed to be the le big bad guy of the entire Order.
            They spent the entire game establishing who he was though. It's not like he came out of thin air. Bayek and Aya just didn't know who he was at that point, they knew his motives, his purpose, and more through all the assassinations and trying to dig out who started the whole thing.
            Odyssey only ever develops Deimos and only if you choose to do the "save" path otherwise they're a generic bad guy, Kleon is a generic bad guy, the Spartan King immediately does a 180 after you've met him once and never really heard anything about him until your first meeting, The Monger only gets development when you go and kill him, Swordfish is literally only talked up by a single NPC outside of like one clue despite somehow terrorizing the entire town and maritime trade industry, Olympics guy you meet once and just for him to threaten you both times you meet him, and Aspasia not only isn't even mentioned until you get the final clues of each leader of the Cult, but you also get an infodump from her just to flesh the whole situation out.

            Aelfred was handled far better and at the very least Valhalla spent each sequence building up its antagonists even if they did it poorly by not making you care about any of them at all. The Memory Corridors very much helped both Origins and Valhalla in fleshing out even minor characters which was really dumb on Odyssey's part to remove them. The Sun of Ra was the only poorly done character in Origins in my opinion since you can kill him unceremoniously without realizing he's a major target just to get a Memory Corridor.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too many meaningless maguffins numbers and pointless sidequests. They maxed out density of gameplay and minimized quality. Too much of a bad thing is a bad thing.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its fun. The worst part is the constant crafting and leveling up your gear. I almost started to dread leveling up because that meant running to the blacksmith and menuing using the moronic UI.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The world is fantastic and beautiful but thats where Ubi usually excels and those are the only positives. Game itself was too long for me and I really disliked the alien sci fi history bullshit they force in the end. Oh and I played as Kass of course, really liked her character. Its worth playing for the beautiful setting and locations alone but it could have been so much better

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's actually a really good game in many ways. sailing around the islands of Greece. the beautiful locations are truly some of the finest open world slop you can find. the gameplay is extremely dull and it takes way too long to really get going. but if you like Greece and want to explore Greece, it's truly a blast.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i beat the game in abit over 200 hours on xsx. have korfu island left plus 2/3 of atlantis dlc unfinished. bought the ultimate edition for 28€. great game

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's comfy, and you can feel there was much love put into the creation of the world and its characters. Traveling and talking to people in this game was some one of the most relaxing experiences I had in years, and everything in it is written with a soft touch of refined humor, rather than being muh serios asscreed shit that isn't even relevant anymore in the series.
    If there are two things that drag this game down and piss me off:
    1. The uninspired sidequest design. There are so many quests, so many unique and fun stories and characters behind them, and to complete them, they all have the same shit objectives of killing 5 guys or liberating some fort. It gets tedious after a while.
    2. The entire map of Atlantis(pic related) is some of the worst design they pulled so far. The objectives are far apart, the map is big and separated into a shitload of small areas by water and you can't even ride your horse. It makes traversal so bad, you spend more than half of that DLC walking from one point to another to unlock fast travel points.

    • 3 months ago
      Moose

      >you can feel there was much love put into the creation of the world and its characters.
      Yeah man, remember Herodotos? Your "best friend" who is in two whole scenes in the entire game until the crossover content and barely speaks on the Adrestia outside of calling out loot?
      Remember Barnabas, another "best friend" who is treated as a crazy person by the Eagle Bearer when they know everything he's saying is true for absolutely no reason? Remember how they bully him for believing in gods while themselves also believing and not believing in gods at a coin toss?
      Remember the party in Athens where you meet a bunch of higher ups one single time but they're such amazing characters after speaking to them for one second that you can trust them with a LotR council to revolt against the entire Athenian government hours later despite potentially not even having met them a single time since then (and even if you did the side quests you only meet like two of them once)?
      Remember the Eagle Bearer who is the embodiment of hating Sparta yet settles down in it and defends it for no justifiable reason? Who doesn't believe in gods but then does, but then doesn't, but then does and it makes no sense because there was never a point where they solidified their belief system to begin with? Especially when they know for 100% fact not only is Greek mythology and beliefs not real but everything they believed in were Isu they personally met? Yet they still believe anyway?
      Remember Phoebe who only exists for you to be sad about her and then they reuse her again in the DLC just for you to be sad again?

      What great characters. Then remember all those copy pasted sanctuaries to Zeus all over the map? Those copy pasted camps that just change the flags up? Those copy pasted tombs? Those towns with 1/3rd of the people in them doing less interesting things than in Origins and in general missing basic immersive features Origins had? Yeah, I can really feel the love they put into it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have your (You)
        You do have to play this game for over 100 hours to get what I mean, and I can deduct you didn't do that simply because of what you said about Barnabas and Herodotos.
        The main story segments don't do this game and its characters any justice.
        There is no copy pasted temple, tomb or camp. They feature the similar objects, similar designs and dumb NPCs, but they are never structured the same, not one do I remember to copy pasted. Which I can't say about Origins and its forts or tombs.

        • 3 months ago
          Moose

          >simply because of what you said about Barnabas and Herodotos.
          So you just didn't play the game.

          Barnabas has his comedic intro where you get the Adrestia.
          Then he has his side quest about his daughter where you lie to him about the gods and mythological creatures for no discernible reason.
          Then you have a minor scene at the ship with Testikles which is throwaway.
          Then you meet him at the Olympics and yell at him about the gods and his beliefs in them to shame him because you're pissed.
          Then the next time you'd have a discussion with him is at Atlantis itself when you come back from it where he's your best buddy ever despite you shouting at him or insulting him in over half the interactions you had.
          Then there's the Tales of Greece content with him where you comfort him about his wife I think it was?
          Then there's the crossover DLC where Herodotos and Barnabas are concerned for you.

          Herodotos is there at the temple when you go meet the Oracle and bums on your ship.
          You then don't even hear a peep from him until Atlantis if I'm remembering right where he suddenly is like "Lol time to go best friend".
          Then it's his Tales of Greece meetup.
          Then it's the crossover.
          >but they are never structured the same
          They literally, and I do mean literally, have the exact same randomly generated log camps where you have one guy on the left with an arrow rack, a tent in front of you with a weapon rack, a guy in front of you walking as a lookout, a guy observing a predator they have caged on the right of the tent, and one other guy above that guy as a lookout. We also have those randomly generated camps that get plopped down where one guy is PoW/slave with two guards you can kill or bribe, and if you save them they either pay you or take you to a timed bounty board-esque quest.

          Tombs may have one or two floors with a very rare third floor that's flooded, but they're all the same damn snake maze. There is no variety because once you've seen one you've seen all of them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think for the Herodotus party characters they were banking on the fact that they were all historical figures so they thought that the player would immediately trust them. They thought they would be looked upon like Leonardo, but failed in the fact that Leonardo is liked not because he is a famous historical figure but because he and Ezio actually develop a friendship over the course 2 and keep it up for Brotherhood.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the Combat is much better then Classic AC

    Agreed, this game has some of the best combat in any game

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's poor man's witcher 3, enjoy your slop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally
      Witcher 3 without the soul and with more slop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally
      Witcher 3 without the soul and with more slop

      >Witcher 3
      >soul
      It's an unbelievably boring game with bizarre and very aggressive liberal and feminist propaganda.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Witcher 3 has soul because it feeds from its prequels which had more of it. On its own without playing the first 2 its not as good. But Id argue about it being aggressive propaganda wise. You sound like a shizo incel that hates women and everything in general

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only the first Witcher was decent, the second is a broken janky mess and not the fun kind, and the gutting of any things that made the first game charming prefigures the atrocity that would become Witcher 3.
          >But Id argue about it being aggressive propaganda wise. You sound like a shizo incel that hates women and everything in general
          Yawn, if you deny the aggressively on the nose political propaganda of W3 you're either disingenuous or blind, and no amount of ad hominem is going to save you from that.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >on the nose political propaganda of W3

            Can you give examples?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >very aggressive liberal and feminist propaganda
            >on the nose political propaganda of W3
            most women are portrayed as prostitutes or power-hungry/evil sorceresses. men in general aren't portrayed any better. there's no "in your face afro americans/trannies" if I can recall. main theme is the value of family bonds which is very conservative and boring theme for your average woketard degenerate from california. w3 is literally a white dad simulator. dude you've missed the whole meaning of the story by focusing on some dumb irrelevant details that probably aren't even there or you're just trolling. game even lets you punch that commie from oxenfurt in his stupid face.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A pointless mediocre collectibles feminist moron copy-pasted cash grab is "fun"
    Tell me how I know you're a zoomer with fortnite tiktok brain
    Tell me how I know you wore a mask like a lobotomised gimp homosexual for 2+ years for a virus that didn't even exist and got a israelite cum vaccine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      antivaxxers always find a way to let everyone know how stupid they are.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        mostly because they always talk about their politics instead of the subject at hand, which only highlights their priorities and intentions

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You do have to agree that the video is peak schizo autism. What kind of moron even films himself doing this shit?
        It's a little vaccine, not an immortality serum.
        It's because of morons like these that antivaxxers never try to take it seriously, and morons like that anon why we never take antivaxxers seriously.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah the video hurts to watch, but zoomies will do anything these days for views and some sort of internet fame. The stranger the video the better

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    origins had the best combat system of the last trilogy. odyssey suffered from notably inferior animations, characters awkwardly gliding across the ground, shields were removed, and movesets simplified, only to introduce shitty cooldown abilities. and valhalla felt exactly like odyssey, like a dead MMORPG that's too big for how poorly it plays

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Combat is much better then Classic AC
    mechanics of it still aren't great. classic AC (at least ac2+b) have a fun mini loop where you kill an enemy with a bullet or a knife and you loot it and you get replenished something random, and use it for the next enemy. in nu ac you lack any sort of combat economy, you get like an ultimate ability but thats it, not very satisfying compared to collecting stuff from enemies to use to kil their buddies with

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The short answer is that morons on this board haven't played an AC game since Brotherhood so they delude themselves into believing the series must have peaked there.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ubisoft has a great gem with the assassin creed in antiquity but they fail with their assumed bullshit of empowering females and making black in places where they didn't even were other than slaves.

    They should have followed the witcher and made a sexist, violent and very erotic driven story that would fit the lore and story of their time.
    You can't even go to a brothel and frick prostitutes. In a rpg that is a must.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I really don't understand the hate for it,
    It completely changed the gameplay for AC games. It was yet more milking from Ubisoft. While Origins explained how the Assassins Order came to be, someone thought "But what if we decided to explain it more by going even further back in time?" It was when Ubisoft became increasingly more woke, pushing for diversity and representation, even making up their own history to fit their agenda. The devs got pissed the majority of players picked male Alex, that they decided to announced that female Alex (and later female Eivor) is canon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that they decided to announced that female Alex (and later female Eivor) is canon.

      A woman's place is beneath her man and no amount of bullshit will change that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this explains why the next mc will be a homie samurai

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are just being vindictive c**ts. But no amount of bullshit will make the public bend to their Black person homosexuals loving tactics
        Make good games with hot b***hes and alpha men fricking them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are just being vindictive c**ts. But no amount of bullshit will make the public bend to their Black person homosexuals loving tactics
        Make good games with hot b***hes and alpha men fricking them.

        I pray that the game will flop. But sadly, there's hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of mindless Ubisoft drones who will instantly pre-order deluxe version when it becomes available. Youtubers and media will shill it like crazy. I could tolerate the homie samurai if he's a side character that you meet, but him being the main protagonist feels like a big middle finger to everyone who has been asking for a Japanese AC games for years. It's also a middle finger for Asian representation. Developers will shove in blacks everywhere and anywhere they can.

        • 3 months ago
          Moose

          Valhalla is their best selling AC game so far, and people already knew Mirage wasn't going to be like the RPG trilogy so the sales didn't explode like Valhalla. It's very likely this'll be more like the RPG trilogy in terms of sales. I also fully expect everyone to go "How the hell did you make a game worse than Ghost of Sushi" because there is not even a single chance it's gonna be an iota close to as good as that game.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ghost is fricking terrible compared to AC
            The open world activities aren't interesting, the stealth sucks and the combat runs out of depth by the end of the first area. It plays like an assassins creed with a whole generation less of development on the gameplay ideas.
            GoT honestly made me run back to valhalla because I couldn't believe that for all the praise it was just a bad AC game.

            • 3 months ago
              Moose

              >The open world activities aren't interesting
              They're more interesting than a bunch of AC games, what are you on about? Samurai 1v1s that are actually difficult? Shrine parkour challenges? Side quests with interesting stories instead of 2 minute jokes or characters you will never see again? Haikus that give you customized headbands? Hot springs that are rare but buff your stats? It's all good.
              >the stealth sucks
              It's literally identical to AC games except enemies can notice you dragging people into the tall grass like a velociraptor, now I genuinely have no idea what you're talking about.
              >and the combat runs out of depth by the end of the first area
              Yeah, you have to match the typings in order to deal damage. As opposed to what, counter killing with infinite windows or mashing iframe dodges? You did play on Lethal right? You weren't playing on the joke difficulties lower than Lethal, were you?

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was just a fatigue backlash really.
    Like before these I'd barely ever seen anyone get mad at a game for being too big.

    Odyssey and Valhalla aren't just fun games, they're actually a lot better than the other open world games I've seen heralded as supposedly better than the ubisoft formula.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It gets old and repetitive. Don't get me wrong, I loved it for a hundred hours. Running around in a Greek theme park was great. But eventually it does outstay it's welcome

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's great now how on Ganker if anyone tries to make a thread actually talking about gameplay you still get 30 posts crying about the woke menace.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >30 posts crying about the woke menace.
      It's not about the game, it's about sending a message to all of them.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun, I played it for like 60-80hrs and planning to come back for the DLCs sometime in the future.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an okay RPG, it's just it has nothing to do with Assassins Creed, should have called it something else.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here is your greek pirate leader bro.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      her name literally means foreigner mate

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah I forgot the only foreigners in ancient greece were Blacks lol kys

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you for contacting/v/. I apologize for any inconvenience you might be experiencing. So your issue is that you have shit taste, but you dont understand why other people dont have the same crap taste as you? Does this accurately describe your problem?

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