I've come up with a new hardcore IRL nuzlocke challenge

I've come up with a new hardcore IRL nuzlocke challenge

>limited encounters: my girlfriend may only frick the first gentleman who hits on her during each evening, and no other.
>cumming: any gentleman that cums in my girlfriend is considered done and cannot frick her again.
>mandatory watching: I must watch any time a gentleman fricks my girlfriend, for the sake of forming stronger emotional bonds.
>no resets: I may not interrupt my girlfriend's coitus and look for another gentleman to undo progress.
>no cheating: everyone's aware and consenting
>unlimited rare candies: I reserve the right to give candies to the gentlemen my grilfriend talks to to entice them to frick her.

Any name suggestions? I'm thinking of calling it the cucklocke.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shiny clause: my girlfriend may frick a gentleman even if he's not the first one to hit on her if he's of a different color

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I usually despite posts like this but this was genuinely funny as frick well done

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      fippy bippy

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokémon?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agumon

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate when lefties use the word "based" like Jan you are far from based

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP's a megacuck, what did you expect?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ikr
      it pisses me off
      like they don't see us using their memes, why are they using ours? They're basically admitting our meme culture is superior lol

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP's a megacuck, what did you expect?

        [...]
        They think "chud" is an actual insult, what do you expect from their humor?

        >our meme
        Based was literally started by a black man you stupid cracker. Just like the meme "U MAD" was started by a black man.
        Most Ganker memes are just memes that were started by black men.
        You lost the culture war.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          Also "Redpilled & Bluepilled" was started by trannies.
          Its amazing how much polgays use memes that originated from groups they hate.
          Also the word incel was first made by a woman and she used it to describe herself.

          Y W N B A W

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Die Black person die
          You do realize when the American civil war happens, the notion of Civil Rights is going to dissolve like sugar in water.
          "Ya'll" are going back to Africa to swat flies off your distended stomachs.

          The experiment is a failure, and Sub Saharan Africa will be a nature preserve for Homo-Nigar.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You cross the street when you see melanated individuals, we not worried about you snow roach

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I am not human.
              But neither are you Gahoyem.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >our meme culture is superior lol
          A black man started the "based" meme. You're just stealing memes from blacks just like Rock music was stolen from blacks.
          Whiteoids don't have a creative bone in their bodies.

          [...]
          [...]
          Also "Redpilled & Bluepilled" was started by trannies.
          Its amazing how much polgays use memes that originated from groups they hate.
          Also the word incel was first made by a woman and she used it to describe herself.

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          Don't forget pepe was originally made by a leftist. The only meme made by chuds that went mainstream was wojak and everyone knows wojaks are trash.

          brutal execution of the sexless /misc/tard

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You wish pajeet.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shut the frick up Kyle

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your kind will be cleansed with nuclear fire

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, alright.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >our meme culture is superior lol
        A black man started the "based" meme. You're just stealing memes from blacks just like Rock music was stolen from blacks.
        Whiteoids don't have a creative bone in their bodies.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          >our meme
          Based was literally started by a black man you stupid cracker. Just like the meme "U MAD" was started by a black man.
          Most Ganker memes are just memes that were started by black men.
          You lost the culture war.

          "based" was started by a black man. You chuds have no claim to it.

          Also "Redpilled & Bluepilled" was started by trannies.
          Its amazing how much polgays use memes that originated from groups they hate.
          Also the word incel was first made by a woman and she used it to describe herself.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >our meme culture is superior lol
            A black man started the "based" meme. You're just stealing memes from blacks just like Rock music was stolen from blacks.
            Whiteoids don't have a creative bone in their bodies.

            [...]
            [...]
            >our meme
            Based was literally started by a black man you stupid cracker. Just like the meme "U MAD" was started by a black man.
            Most Ganker memes are just memes that were started by black men.
            You lost the culture war.

            "based" was started by a black man. You chuds have no claim to it.

            Don't forget pepe was originally made by a leftist. The only meme made by chuds that went mainstream was wojak and everyone knows wojaks are trash.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            "woke" was originally meant to refer to anyone who "woke" from the Matrix, i.e. took the red pill

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Total Recall was made by a troony?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Also "Redpilled & Bluepilled" was started by trannies.
            They weren't trannies yet when they made the movie and the transformation from an actual thing in the movie to slang was independent of them.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Rock music was stolen from blacks
          He literally is black, moron. And it's a remix of the Nation of Domination theme either way.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          >our meme
          Based was literally started by a black man you stupid cracker. Just like the meme "U MAD" was started by a black man.
          Most Ganker memes are just memes that were started by black men.
          You lost the culture war.

          "based" was started by a black man. You chuds have no claim to it.

          [...]
          [...]
          Also "Redpilled & Bluepilled" was started by trannies.
          Its amazing how much polgays use memes that originated from groups they hate.
          Also the word incel was first made by a woman and she used it to describe herself.

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          Don't forget pepe was originally made by a leftist. The only meme made by chuds that went mainstream was wojak and everyone knows wojaks are trash.

          Also the Swastika was a asian symbol that represented peace. Jizz skins stole that and made it shit too.
          Literally everything whites have done was stolen from someone else.
          Whiteoids truly have no culture.
          >Pop music
          >Rock music
          >Slang
          >Memes
          >Even their own racist symbolism
          All were stolen from women and minorities.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Show your nose.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Right wingers use woke and chud and they were both started by the left.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          We use them ironically to make fun of them
          Leftists use based to refer to leftist shit, the chad or nordic game memes to represent themselves, etc

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ikr
      it pisses me off
      like they don't see us using their memes, why are they using ours? They're basically admitting our meme culture is superior lol

      They think "chud" is an actual insult, what do you expect from their humor?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whenever i see someone use the word chud unironically i always feel like they're one letter off

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          tsmt

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      "based" was started by a black man. You chuds have no claim to it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        >our meme
        Based was literally started by a black man you stupid cracker. Just like the meme "U MAD" was started by a black man.
        Most Ganker memes are just memes that were started by black men.
        You lost the culture war.

        >our meme culture is superior lol
        A black man started the "based" meme. You're just stealing memes from blacks just like Rock music was stolen from blacks.
        Whiteoids don't have a creative bone in their bodies.

        [...]
        [...]
        Also "Redpilled & Bluepilled" was started by trannies.
        Its amazing how much polgays use memes that originated from groups they hate.
        Also the word incel was first made by a woman and she used it to describe herself.

        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        Don't forget pepe was originally made by a leftist. The only meme made by chuds that went mainstream was wojak and everyone knows wojaks are trash.

        Gankerbros?? Our response???

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          We made those things memes.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a hardcore challenge for you
    Go one day without making a post projecting your cuck fetish

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO A CHALLENGE RUN WHERE YOU GRIND FOR A HUNDRED HOURS IS A WASTE OF TIME
    >GRIND BAD GRIND BAD RARE CANDY RARE CANDY

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deaths while grinding were a staple of old nuzlockes. I hate frickers who use rare candies.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        such an incel thing to say
        >um you're cheating in this self imposed single player challenge by not grinding
        People like you are the reason why PokemonChallenges doesn't want to hear anything this god forsaken website has to say. You're dreaming if you think I'm ever making a Pokemon Clover video

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          wasted get

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          TELL'EM JAN

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you get rid of one source of tedium (grinding) yet still practice the most major one (encounter luck)? Do you believe that a "true nuzlocke" necessitates getting the RNG behind encounters correctly, meaning that you're dying on the same hill as those who insist that grinding is necessary for a "true nuzlocke"? What's even the point?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nta but he's a content creator at the end if the day, nobody wants to watch hours of grinding and games like Emerald Ksizo have no ev's so you can Rare Candy uo without even losimg precious EV's.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sure, but if tedium is that terrible to watch, why waste time rerolling the RNG for the right encounters? That's comparatively a larger presence of RNG tedium.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick I made a lot of typos

              Sure, but if tedium is that terrible to watch, why waste time rerolling the RNG for the right encounters? That's comparatively a larger presence of RNG tedium.

              I get what you mean, he went through 151 (lol) attempts of EK before beating and I sure as hell wasn't tuning in for any of that, but I think the people who do also like the excitement of finding that attempt changing encounter or that worst case scenario crit, or being there when a new milestone is made, idk.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                But by that logic, wouldn't there also be potential for excitement in risking grinding deaths? The kind of excitement you listed is comparable to the sort associated with shiny hunting - total RNG dependence. It delivers as a kind of illogic to me when Jan or his viewers express that rare candies are acceptable because they just bypass tedious grinding, but they then devote time to watching/playing repeated playthroughs of the same game which continue or end at certain points depending on the RNG encounters. That's a way more egregious kind of "grinding" in its own right.

                In my opinion, looking from the outside in, it's as if the encounters being random is a must for the audience to consider the runs actually legitimate. It makes them "feel" as if they were orchestrated correctly. But if that's the case, while they smear those who suggest that using rare candies delegitimizes the run, they still cling on to their own variety of considering RNG tedium a necessary requirement for legitimate nuzlocke completion.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I can't say I can relate to the kind of people who grind nuzlocke runs or speedrun attempts endlessly or their respective fans either, I respect the hell out of that kinda tenacity and patience but I don't have those qualities myself. At the end of the day Pokemon has ludicrous amounts of rng baked into it, It's why I shy away from playing much competitive these days myself, but that's a part of the spirit of nuzlocke runs and playing around the cards you've been dealt as much as possible. I think for these types the excitement of wild encounter 556 landing a crit because the runner got lazy going to the pokecenter doesn't outweigh the grind itself, they're there to see the planning during gym fights and bosses I'd imagine.
                That's all just my 2 cents though, maybe someone else could speak on it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wouldn't there also be potential for excitement in risking grinding deaths?
                No. The safest way to grind is on route 1 mons while holding your turbo A button on 100x speed. Nobody's watching that or cares about how you level up, they want to see how you teambuild and make decisions in battle because it's not a mash A simulator.

                I think speed up is more egregious than rare candies are for challenge runs, but it's too widespread and the Stadium games made it canon.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like his gf fricks over men and he doesn't like Johto.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this board has more reposts than r/pokemon and r/pchaltv

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this still up?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      MOOOOOOOODS MOOOOOOOOOOODS THIS THREAD IS ABOUT CIRCLE JERKING TO DRAWINGS OF LITTLE GIRLS MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >/vp/ - youtubers
    kys

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is this thread not deleted yet?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because of Black Supremacist Mods.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    bunkertroons seething lmao
    you'd think this dude was their idol or something

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like his videos

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