ive just started this when does something happen? they just be talking about money money money all the time

ive just started this when does something happen? they just be talking about money money money all the time
isnt this about a witch or something?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the troony witch did it there just saved you 100 hours

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      um? a witch did it? that sounds stupid witches dont even exist
      a human mustve been behind it all using various tricks to make it look like a witch did it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok you want to be spoonfed even harder huh the baby was dropped off a cliff but survived with destroyed genitals, became a troony and set up us the bomb

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh I guess I forgot to mention the baby was an incest baby between kinzo and the real beatrice's daughter

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          why didnt battler get killed by the bomb then?
          why did eva go to kuwadorian all on her own? did she know about the bomb beforehand?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            read homie read or just google it this shit is decades old I don't remember this shit anymore
            music was amazing though

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              well if you dont remember it anymore why are u discussing it? moron

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you never even read it so why are you in this thread? moron

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i did watch the umineko experience on yt
                i literally know the entire story beginning to end

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                cool story bro

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you dont even remember basic shit that happened in ep 8 lol
                so yeah a moron that has watched the umineko experience is more capable of discussing it like you are in every way

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                cool story bro

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not even the main actual story. The main story in the "current time in the real world of Umineko" is Ange fricking around with Tohya. All the episodes are just Ange reading people's theories of what happened.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok moron whatever helps you sleep at night

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you start with the sequel?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont have time to play throu the first 4 eps so i watched the umineko experience on youtube and start off from part 5 now
      not like theres rly much difference i know everything that happens in ep 1-4

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        bait or model zoomer. Or a moron.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >umineko is a over a decade old
    >you will never make theories on forums or Ganker ever again
    shame but probably for the best because the internet is complete shit now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw read it mostly blind knowing only vaguely about the murder mystery elements
      OST and sound carries it but there could've been way less rambling in-between the happenings.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        well obviously everyone hate how dragonisraelite repeats himself constantly

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i kinda like it...so many random quotes popping up in my head and thats mainly because its repeated so often

          also eva is best girl

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well you weren't the moron I replying to but you don't get tired of ryuisraeliteshi repeating himself? I guess it makes it easier for people solving the mystery but it gets old if you aren't a moron.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              i thought the mystery is meant to be unsolved? we never hear what was inside evas diary and for all we know a witch couldve done it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                small bombs you moron the island exploded because there were small bombs everywhere even in the rose garden

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                gohda was the mastermind behind it all

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                obviously nobody else had so much access to the entire island especially the food without raising an eyebrow
                kinzo is a total moron for hiring him

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's completely clear what the contents of the diary are and only an idiot would doubt it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon... if you are really that dumb read the manga I'm too drunk to spell it out for you right now
                manga is literally ez mode for morons
                >but his boyfriend died and he changed the story
                "NO!" - tf2 heavy

                speedreaders who didnt understand the story

                also the manga is noncanon so who cares?
                its a catbox and always will be
                both the magic and trick ending are canon

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I read umineko before you were old enough to use the internet on your smart phone.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                eva herself said that what she wrote inside that diary was bs
                and ange proofs that red text doesnt mean shit against golden truth

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eva has proven many times over that she will lie to protect Ange's happiness.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                the human explanation is fricking boring and undermines the entire game and its lessons
                witches are real

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon... if you are really that dumb read the manga I'm too drunk to spell it out for you right now
                manga is literally ez mode for morons
                >but his boyfriend died and he changed the story
                "NO!" - tf2 heavy

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is this you?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    great soundtrack wasted on an utterly awful story

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      but enough about ciconia

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        NOT ENOUGH ABOUT CICONIA. GET BACK TO WRITING RYUKISHI OR I'M GONNA MAKE A3W A FRICKING REALITY.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          sorry I'm busying writing silent hill furude :^) maybe in the next decade part 2 will come out after umineko gou

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jews did it.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you get some cool murder mystery shit then realise it was all bait and the 3 hours of slice of life teenage romance shit at the start of chapter 2 is what the game is actually about.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      well at least he got a bunch of anime neets to read agatha christie, doyle and van dine at least
      and even the bible

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its about bunny magical girls and their emotional issues at the loss of their comrade and underground nazi bases.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why was he genuinly the best character in the entire game mogging everyone else? (not counting gohda of course who is in a tier of his own)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      moon tourism

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It gets good 40 hours in.

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