I've literally never played Diablo as anyone other than the sorcerer.

I've literally never played Diablo as anyone other than the sorcerer.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never, ever played rogue.
    Playing so many times my warrior can cast everything or my sorcerer can knife diablo was fun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny, I almost always play as the Rogue. I still recall the elation I felt when I closed a door on The Butcher's face and shot him to death through a grate.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Imagine playing as a woman

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think rogue is, for better or worse, the easiest class. Her attack speed with bows is super fast and she doesn't have to expose herself to danger like the warrior and doesn't have to deal with the sorcerer's limited resources.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorc can be challenging until you learn the couple tricks to make it ez mode.
        1. Put nearly all points into Magic, a little into Strength for armor requirement.
        2. Save scum Adria until she sells a Mana Shield book or staff.
        3. Save scum Adria in general for a spellbook if you really want one.
        If you consider this cheating or dirty, then yeah it can suck.

        Also, Sorceror is the only class at level 1 that can consistently hit creatures on Hell difficulty, because spell hit chance is based on Magic and it's way better than Dex hit chance.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorc can be made easy and might be the strongest overall at his highest potential, but rogue is easymode right out the gate, no tricks needed.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I believe that.
            Also, Warrior has to spread his stats out more. Strength doesn't hit stuff, Dex does, and Rogue loves Dex.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Find flame wave. You have now won the game. Anything flame wave doesn't handle chain lightning does.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Flame Wave! 😀

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've played Diablo with all characters, warrior is definitely the hardest once you reach Hell. My first playthrough as a kid was a Warrior, other classes were cakewalk after it.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have also never beaten the game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine chasing after succubi with an axe like a fricking tard instead of just blasting those prostitutes dead with a fireball
      LOL, LMAO even

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You also did not play an RPG.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you have no imagination, but in between trips to the dungeon I was absolutely sticking my BBC in the town witch and making all the white boys seethe.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm NOT impressed

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just played through D1 on PS1 for the first time. Picked warrior because I figured it would be the easiest, but I read after that most people seem to think it's the hardest.

    Pretty sweet game, but once you hit the halfway point and every enemy hundred hand slaps your shit and you can't get a single attack out before being interrupted gets irritating. The game is literally just mashing the X button for like 10 hours straight with nothing else between. Really wore my thumb out. Do want to try out the other classes at some point.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. Diablo wearing out your left mouse button was a 90s meme. Diablo 2 made it so you could hold down button to keep attacking/casting.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should have maxed out dexterity.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diablo is painfully boring

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please redirect all of your opinions to

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      Thank you

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's understandable. Teleporting around and covering the screen with lightning is the most fun you can have in Diablo.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have played everyone at least once. I've only played the warrior more than once.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't D1 barely 10 hour game?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol, game knows I didn't roll sorcerer

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thinking Cap? kek, game trolled you hard

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        well, that was close, I forgot he has pushback

        Thinking Cap? kek, game trolled you hard

        yeah, and my first decent weapon drop was on floor 14

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cont.
          Decided to give hellfire a try. Gotta say bard feels weird, damage from two weapons is juicy and so is her sprite, but her aspd is ass, so she gets stunlocked easily.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Went through Hellfire locations, barely enough content to get a single level up, but it all looks great. Dropped Windforce, Wizard Spike (and another) Thinking Cap.
            As a side note it seems that Armor Class is largely worthless in this game, tanking Diablo in Bovine Plate (and Fastest Recovery helmet) was actually worse than trying to stand him in just Arkaine's Valor.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Named Chad
          >Uses Magic

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I need TP for my bunghole.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              After dealing with the advocates, I understand how you feel.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, patrolling the thots with a melee weapon is bad enough, and advocates are even worse.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I had a spare bow on hand after learning how annoying ranged enemies could be after fighting the night clan. At times it felt like a waste of space, but in the end I was happy to make room for it. Just wish I knew how good fire resist would be for the last stretch of the game or else I would have stacked it more.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ideally you want to stack Resist All on all accessories, but there's only so much you can drop / buy in a single playthrough.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's longer if you want to attain total god status by playing through the Hellfire expansion as a sorcerer and learning Apocalypse so you can just spam the frick out of it.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never played single-player diablo II till last week. As a kid in the LAN PC club place the older kids gave you an account with a MF sorc so you do runs for items and get some of the items for yourself for your own character. Also 10 hour constant ball runs.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My first play was with Rogue because her loose armor.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I missed cursed items.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wear unidentified cursed item
      >Cain identifies it
      >Die

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the warrior is canon.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meh.

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