Jagged Shit 3

I tried this out based on glowing Ganker reviews but now I realize all of that was just shilling without merit. Can anyone tell me what all the fuss is about and how is it better than JA2?
>"laptop" UI is a cheap soulless imitation of JA2 with modern rounded fonts
>game and combat UI is some scifi control interface out of the stargate universe
>all portraits are static
>6 character portraits for your own mercs (3 women 3 men), all of them are terrible and ugly
>no option to choose voice for your merc
>character models look like fortnite 1.5
>voice acting is awful, dialogues are boring and unengaging
>merc relationships come off as annoying rather than quirky and whimsical
>inconsistent mouse control scheme
>the world and tactical combat is just a square grid
>shooting guns sounds like utter dogshit, regular ass pistols sound like silenced 9mm from hitman
>I like the shared ammo pool but the huge UI equipment menu with its huge buttons designed for ipads and touch controls makes me vomit every time I open it
probably missed something, but rarely do I uninstall a game this fricking fast. I wouldn't even want to play the finished version of this crap

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one said it's better than JA2
    That one's on you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not going to spend hours digging through the archives for this shit but shilled implied this was the case.
      It's a cheap imitation with 0 value, I genuinely don't see why you'd ever choose to play this over JA2

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well for one I don't have to deal with 1990s UI and jank.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I tried this out based on glowing Ganker reviews
    >listening to Ganker
    >browsing Ganker
    >thinking you belong here while using Ganker
    Go back. We are here to get away from your kind.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I tried this out based on glowing Ganker reviews
    No (You) for you, have a nice day on stream thanks.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wrote it off as trash the instant it was revealed they did the whole "automatic fire magically does way less damage per bullet" moron balancing act and never looked back.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That wasn't a thing until a couple of patches ago because morons complained
      Mods will unironically fix it but why listen to tards in the first place

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are wrong in multiple levels.

        It was like that since release. Other things were improved with patches, but that balance decision stayed. There were mods to change this basically from the first couple days the game was out.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not better than JA2, it's just "kinda okay"
    Which is huge for any modern game.

    Yes, that's how low standards have fallen.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, it's pretty average (at best), I'm not sure what people see in it.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The representation of weapon ranges is much better than in JA2. Still piddly but you need a fricking sniper rifle to shoot beyond 50 metres in JA2

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think its partially cause game was designed for 4:3 monitors and range looks tiny for modern screens aspect ration

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah alright but that's like one small game feature out of an ocean of shit

      >its another "Its not like Jagged Alliance 2" Criticism post

      >make sequel to a well known and respected title
      >make it much worse in nearly every way on top of having 50% of the original's content scope
      >"muh JA2 gays"
      kys moron

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jagged Alliance is neither well known or respected.
        It had mediocre sales, so bad in fact the company went under. But like all mediocre games from the 90s it somehow developed a moldy fan base that spend more time talking about a the game than anyone has ever spent playing it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >neither well known or respected
          moronic zoomer talking about something he has no idea about

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >My game is oh so famous guys
            >It's why the company went bankrupt and all attempt to bank on the name sold less than other games in the genre

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              a lot of good games didnt sell well you turbo moron, by your logic Fortnite, cod and fifa are best games ever.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Good =/= Respected and Well Known
                >JA2 =/= Respected and Well Known

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >zoomer never heard of it so in his mind it must be shit
                ignorant moron

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >My game is so well known it bankrupted the devs
                If your statement is true then that's a sign that the game is so dogshit nobody would buy it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >well known and and respected title
        Its well known and respected by a niche amount of people, hell the game flopped almost everywhere except eastern europe and Germany.
        >make it much worse in nearly every way on top of having 50% of the original's content scope
        a non argument, because you admitted yourself that you barely played the game. BEcause if you had played it finished, you would realise it had more content than JA2 by a long shot.

        To add, every argument in OP is full of boomer nostalgia for JA2 instead of anything actually constructive or critical:
        >You claim that the games laptop UI is a soulless imitation of JA2 UI, when JA3's UI is designed to look like an early 2000's web browser
        >Claim the game has a sci-fi looking UI because it doesnt look like it came from the 90's
        >Claim static portraits are a downgrade from JA2's "moving" ones, while technically correct, all the movement in those portraits was a moving mouth with the ocassional blink and eyebrow raise
        >Make a good argument for the lack of IMP portraits and voice selection,compared to JA2, but then frick it up by calling them ugly, which is subjective
        >Calling the character models "Fortnite 1.5" which is somehow negative, despite being a massive improvement over JA2, where characters were shown of as human shaped sprites with only distinguishing features being body type and sprite colours
        >calling voice acting and dialogue shit, because its not like in JA2, despite the game being written by Ian Currie
        >Calling merc relationships annoying instead of quirky and whimsical, despite the game having the same relationships as JA2, just expanded upon
        >claiming the world map and combat maps being "square grids" is bad DESPITE EVERYTHING IN JA2 BEING SQUARE GRIDS
        >Not liking Gun sounds despite them being similar or better than JA2

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          jesus fricking christ this has got to be the most wrong, most moronic, most contrarian post on this website rn

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The voice acting and dialogue is worse as a whole with mercs I loved like Igor being turned into morons, the guns do sound worse, the static portraits are a massive downgrade to talking heads, and the IMP is so shitty I didn't even bother taking one. There's maybe half as many mercs as JA2 and you say there's more content. You are a gay and your shit's all moronic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Each tile in JA2 is supposed to represent 10 feet, so 12 tiles away is a shot that's 120 feet away. Long distance engagements are 2-4 screens away since the game was capped to 640x480 and only mods later let you change the resolution.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its another "Its not like Jagged Alliance 2" Criticism post

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Finally a decent game that isn't just a Nu-Xcom clone
    >People piss and shit themselves cause it's not like their old boomer game
    >Said old boomer game is not the same as the previous old boomer game
    >Said boomer game is often modded in very different ways

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Finally a decent game that isn't just a Nu-Xcom clone
      except that's a lie. It's not even that decent, you have to be a blind moron who have only ever played apex and league of legends to say something like this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >IT'S NOT EVEN DECENT
        But it is. No amount of peepeepoopoo in your pants will change that. The fact that you immediately try to show some contrarian street cred by talking about an FPS and MOBA in a strategy board is proof that this more about you being a piss baby than anything about the game.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it really though? I just finished JA2 recently and I really liked it, looking at some of the videos and info about 3 makes me feel kinda worried. Like soldier spells and such.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            some mercs have unique traits that make the mercs more unique, like fidel being able to throw 2 grenades at once or Wolf making every world map action 33% faster to complete, but its really nothing game changing

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you dont have to play it if you dont want to.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              you dont have to come here if you dont want to post worthwhile replies
              also I have to play it if I want to find out if i want to play it, there's no other way to figure out if I like it
              so not only are you useless, you're also stupid

              Just play 7.62 hard life again

              i unironically almost bought this, it was less than $1 and I still decided not to lol

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I believe you can download 7.62 hard life which is the standalone jankmod of the already jank high caliber for free

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                take your own advice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      a decent game
      Stopped reading right there.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Although I agree with "some" of your complaints and despite the crappy interface (clicking on something 5 times before it grabs it etc.) and ctd issues (about once every few hours for me) and finally the shitty loot drops, I actually FRICKING LOVE this game. Not really sure why, I just do. I never played 1 or 2 tho so there's that.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just play 7.62 hard life again

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That game is dogshit, even the JA games between 2 and 3 are better than that unless you like jerking off to mods with a million guns while mindless hordes charge you.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You heard me buddy

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm enjoying it. I can see it getting better too.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game could definitely use a lot of fixes and love but I'm having a blast with it. One thing that has really been pissing me off is the civilians (and other NPC's) sometimes stand/cower in the only doorway in or out of somewhere and I have to shoot them to get them out of the fricking way. Thus "killing a civilian". It's bullshit and you should be able to push thru.

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