Japan hates Rebirth

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >even fricking XVI is being compared favorably to Rebirth
    Sub 2m first-week announcement, here we come.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if it'll be that bad. Western basedbois will still slop it up.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In another lifetime, in another world, in an age uncucked and ungelded, this man could have been a soldier, a gladiator, a warrior. He could have been a skilled blacksmith or an expert scout. He might have hand-built a sod hut out on the frigid frontiers of his homeland or traced the curves of cliffs with charcoal.

        Instead he gets this. This is the age we all live in.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He chose this life. There is nothing stopping him, or you, from going inawoods and becoming what your ancestors always pictures you as.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Imagine loving be a gay spartan soldier

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he becomes some sort of soldier/warrior
          >dies at 16 without ever touching a woman
          Sad.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In every lifetime, in every world, you'd still be a homosexual.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          kys doomgay. we will never let you win

          [...]

          hark. nomura will prevail

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nowhora
            He's going to be unemployed when SE dies.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I sure do hope that you’re one of those things and NOT just a homosexual online who likes to larp for attention, otherwise I’d have to tell you stick your foot in your mouth.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I simply cannot believe a sane person would post something like this unironically

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is nothing sane going on in that picture.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          to be fair, his whole career is being a Snoy based-man on yt, that's his job

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bald
        >PlayStation Access
        >glasses
        >fan of crossdressing
        >beard
        >open mouth
        >BST
        >streamer
        >those fricking teeth holy shit
        This is literally what I see in my head every time someone on Ganker defends Remake/Rebirth/moronic.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the face of everyone calling you Barry. Disgusting isn't it?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is. Makes one sick to the stomach.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is. Makes one sick to the stomach.

            Spoken like a true Barry

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I see you clearly now, homosexual.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The dude on that pic has that horny prison rapist face, uncanny stuff.
        I wonder if he has a secret goon cave too...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          H-he's just like Ganker!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know somebody who took a week off work to play Rebirth and they look like this dude lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the least feminine Fhomosexual

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based PC 4k jap prob has a RTX 4090 like me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the average Japanese man can warm his entire family with his 4090
      Very based.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't look like it to me tbh:
    https://pug.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/gamerpg/1707655896

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5ch
      I remember when they sucked off Flopspoken.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We do not care about your nregay opinion.

        I feel bad for you guys tbh, the JP angle was destined to fail. I can pick any of the daily Rebirth threads and instantly pwn your claims.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >except not really

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We do not care about your nregay opinion.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone that isn't mentally moronic hates rebirth.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL SE DEATH

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yoshi-P vindicated! FF7R trannies btfo!

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All they're talking about are graphics. What about the completely butchered moronic story?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's been a thing since 2020. The fact that Rebirth looks worse than a base PS4 game is the current thing to shit on

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still think people should be focusing more on how horrendous the combat is and how it's actively detracting from the characters.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Play the game like a stupid geek
        >"The original was so much better when you didn't press any buttons and Sephiroth kills a dragon boss in two hits"

        Nah the new games sequence was better especially when I teleported everywhere and took a fat shit all over the Materia Keeper boss in like 90 seconds. Shit was so cash.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its over
    I wish. sincerely.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully this remake project will be the final 'Final Fantasy'

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The final fantasy for square enix gonna be dragon quest 12

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We can only hope.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats gonna be dragon quest 12

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    PS4 was a fricking power house.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this shit gets a remake every. fricking. generation.
    Disgusting

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first line is about the Switch
    Why can tendies not let go?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering how far out into the PS5's life we are, what are the chances of us actually getting Regrowth/Regeneration/Refunded/whatever on the PS5? Or will they do the same shit as with the PS4 and just put it off until the PS6 releases?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit this is bad. Sweet baby inc strikes again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, you aren't allowed to post OFFICIAL screenshots that look bad. They're suppose to look GOOD.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this Japan guy such a schizo with his opinons? Is he just a troll?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit man
    > 160+ posts from this IP
    stop spamming, frick.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >should be easily manageable on the Switch
    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh grafix

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is the point of buying a new console if not the graphical upgrade?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        SSD

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still slower than my pc ssd

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes, marginally faster load times.
            I could just get a PC and throw in like seven nvmes and have faster speeds and more storage.

            Yeah and all it would cost is 8 times the amount of a PS5.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nope it would cost that if i bother to buy latest first hand graphic bricks

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              For 8 times the amount of a PS5 I wouldn't need a new PC for three generations.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you'd have 0 games.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Correction, I'd have more games than the PS5.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes, marginally faster load times.
          I could just get a PC and throw in like seven nvmes and have faster speeds and more storage.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japan always has bizarre reasoning, positive or negative.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >even the switch
    Kek. Delusional tendie. Not even CDPR can work with that shitty hardware. TW3 switch port is fricking horrendous.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, he's saying the graphics are so shit that even the switch could run it.
      Also CDPR are horrendously incompetent.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i was about to write that cloud's face looks like koroaki

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day, Barry

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait till Zack replaces Cloud. People will lose their minds.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They look like hungover bar-hopping girls with messed up faces.
    Jesus, incels in Japan do not frick around. Literally.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is a Koroaki?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normalgays are not welcome on Ganker.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it looks the way it does because it's a Switch 2 game
    same goes for MHWs

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