I had a normalgay friend that got married, he was happy go lucky before but now is miserable after marriage even though the wife is a very decent human being, it just seems to happen to some people
>some people
most people*
women are just soul crushing creatures. you don't know what goes on behind closed doors so to say shes a decent human being means nothing
Literally me each time I get into a relationship or am on the verge of being in one, and I've only had 2, technically 3 of them in three decades. Still haven't even kissed a woman because my traditional values always seem to attract the patient type that needs years before doing anything like that whereas I'm a person that needs affection but also would rather be alone.
It always starts out amazing and the more the bond grows, the more I want out as I feel drained out and can hardly keep up with my own hobbies and skills anymore as they're so demanding, make drama out of anything and think they're loved less when I just need a break and am still just as loyal and committed. Never feels worth it.
>drained
that's the key word here. when you're in a serious committed adult relationship, every move you make, every decision, choice, purchase, desire to do something, it's all tied to another being. the mental energy of every choice is doubled, you cease being a singular person and even if things are good you lose yourself in a pretty major way because it all revolves around the maintaining of the stasis of the relationship. and god forbid things go south, then you can add stress and unease on top of it all.
It's pure insanity, it's like my every word and move matters more than it should and they never hold on to the truth that I have no bad intentions and value them.
I very rarely make mistakes as I'm very self-conscious, yet they will try to make it seem as if I do. Like they constantly need to nag about something no matter what I do for them.
Yet it's the same women that will claim I am more than enough or don't need to change, or that they love me for who I am. Then why complain so much?
I just want simple love where I'm actually properly valued and respected for who I am, but it seems like a dead dream.
>can hardly keep up with my own hobbies and skills anymore as they're so demanding >make drama out of anything and think they're loved less when I just need a break
no, that means you're going out with the wrong kind of women, your preferences must be broken if that's a constant
try hooking up with someone you wouldn't otherwise
When you're single all you do is look for a partner. When you're in a relationship all you want is your freedom back. We are just a discontented species. You'll understand when you're older.
A wife is a huge ass anchor in your life, the only larger commitment is a kid. Some people need it, while others realize that their life isn't purely in their control anymore and want more freedom
Women never stop nagging. Even if they don't say a thing, you still know in the back of the head they're judging your choice of how you're spending your free time at this very moment. And then five months later during some unrelated argument you'll inevitably hear how you're always playing your vidyer gaems instead of vacuuming, doing yoga or staring at the walls with her or whatever the hell she deems more important at the time. It's very draining because it adds another layer of bullshit to your time management, suddenly it's not just you and your spare hours, it's also balancing her feelings and opinions that will come to bite you in the ass at some point.
They also have no concept of giving you your space. You'll be sitting there focusing on something and they'll barge in or yell across the house rambling about some random shit you give zero fricks about. Poof, concentration gone. Over and over again. Then you'll hear her complain how you haven't even talked to each other that day because you've spent all of it locked up in your office.
There is no peace with a woman in your home. Warmth and love, yes. Quiet and tranquility, absolutely fricking nope.
in terms of adapting jokes that one isn't too mind blowing (just find something in pop culture that starts with "yes") but I do respect these old localizations that were able to make stuff work especially with a strict character limit
I've worked briefly on fan scanlations for comedy manga and the amount of clunky untranslatable jokes makes me want to die
Reminder that most of Earthbound's english text is not a direct translation of Itoi's writing but was mostly rewritten by a israelite, Marcus Lindblom. That's why it's so dry and po-mo. He also thought that Paula using a frying pan was sexist and sought to change it.
I played this game fully, It really needed that remake that alphadream was making. Only part I didn't like was the spooky mountain and that art stadium? thing where you have to mash in a direction to go up or you have to do it again
also bit unfortunate to have the city called onions city, jej
They also put in all the letters for you to name yourself a slur, causing other characters to then use that slur for the length of the game. That does not mean that they put slurs in the game
8 months ago
Anonymous
That's a bigger stretch than pre-picked words
8 months ago
Anonymous
And yet fundamentally the same. Arranging letters or arranging words, it's still you making the game say that
8 months ago
Anonymous
thanks for tagging in bro
That's a bigger stretch than pre-picked words
explain how its not the same as
It's still in the base game
Game Freak put it in game as a possibility
Therefore it's not a fabrication
articulate your point moron this isn't elementary school
>play Jap game >EEEHHHH IT CAN'T BE HELPED. HE WAS THE CRAB THAT FELL OVER THE RIVER, AFTER ALL (tl note: this is a reference to a 18th century proverb) YOU'LL HAVE STOP BEING A CHEESE HEAD AND BECOME A BRIGHT HEAD (tl note: the words for cheese and bright sound the same when spoken, like half of this language) >switch to the localization >FRICK THIS. HE WAS THE MOTHERFRICKER THAT FELL OVER THE PILE OF SHIT IN TGI FRIDAYS, AFTER ALL. YA'LL HAVE TO FRICKING STOP BEING MC FRICKING TOXIC AND BECOME FRICKING EPIC. LET'S GO TO WENDY'S
I would if I was on the PC, I expressly keep two sets of separate shitposting material between as if I got "version exclusive" ones like with Pokemon dual releases >autism
Yes, and?
American humor at the moment boils down to a white person doing something strange and saying "Well... this is awkward" and then a black person raises a single eyebrow. That's the best zoomer america can come up with. The days of Seinfeld are behind the Americans, it's allpozzed and over.
>western humor
>ugly and crass
every time
Was this the start of the ayy lmao black woman being in every game in existence?
what even is that game
Wolfenstein II
what the frick
what the frick
what the frick
This scene was in a trailer and my dad played this in front of my familty.
>swedish humor
Pam?
omg is that sex????
>black guy fricking with a fat white woman
It's funny when you realize that
That's a woman?
no fricking sense
What part of "Wife bad!" do you not understand, zoomie?
manchild bros why would married men want their wives to go away if i were married i would want her to be around forever but im not...
a man needs his space
Women immediately stop trying once you're on the hook for half your estate.
t. kissless virgin whos only "experience" with women is israeli media and internet bawds
My wife is richer than me tho.
I had a normalgay friend that got married, he was happy go lucky before but now is miserable after marriage even though the wife is a very decent human being, it just seems to happen to some people
>some people
most people*
women are just soul crushing creatures. you don't know what goes on behind closed doors so to say shes a decent human being means nothing
Those aren't my words they're his, I've only met her like twice.
Literally me each time I get into a relationship or am on the verge of being in one, and I've only had 2, technically 3 of them in three decades. Still haven't even kissed a woman because my traditional values always seem to attract the patient type that needs years before doing anything like that whereas I'm a person that needs affection but also would rather be alone.
It always starts out amazing and the more the bond grows, the more I want out as I feel drained out and can hardly keep up with my own hobbies and skills anymore as they're so demanding, make drama out of anything and think they're loved less when I just need a break and am still just as loyal and committed. Never feels worth it.
>drained
that's the key word here. when you're in a serious committed adult relationship, every move you make, every decision, choice, purchase, desire to do something, it's all tied to another being. the mental energy of every choice is doubled, you cease being a singular person and even if things are good you lose yourself in a pretty major way because it all revolves around the maintaining of the stasis of the relationship. and god forbid things go south, then you can add stress and unease on top of it all.
It's pure insanity, it's like my every word and move matters more than it should and they never hold on to the truth that I have no bad intentions and value them.
I very rarely make mistakes as I'm very self-conscious, yet they will try to make it seem as if I do. Like they constantly need to nag about something no matter what I do for them.
Yet it's the same women that will claim I am more than enough or don't need to change, or that they love me for who I am. Then why complain so much?
I just want simple love where I'm actually properly valued and respected for who I am, but it seems like a dead dream.
I recommend getting a dog. The only downside compared to a woman is you can't(shouldn't) frick it.
>can hardly keep up with my own hobbies and skills anymore as they're so demanding
>make drama out of anything and think they're loved less when I just need a break
no, that means you're going out with the wrong kind of women, your preferences must be broken if that's a constant
try hooking up with someone you wouldn't otherwise
When you're single all you do is look for a partner. When you're in a relationship all you want is your freedom back. We are just a discontented species. You'll understand when you're older.
speak for yourself homie
A wife is a huge ass anchor in your life, the only larger commitment is a kid. Some people need it, while others realize that their life isn't purely in their control anymore and want more freedom
Women never stop nagging. Even if they don't say a thing, you still know in the back of the head they're judging your choice of how you're spending your free time at this very moment. And then five months later during some unrelated argument you'll inevitably hear how you're always playing your vidyer gaems instead of vacuuming, doing yoga or staring at the walls with her or whatever the hell she deems more important at the time. It's very draining because it adds another layer of bullshit to your time management, suddenly it's not just you and your spare hours, it's also balancing her feelings and opinions that will come to bite you in the ass at some point.
They also have no concept of giving you your space. You'll be sitting there focusing on something and they'll barge in or yell across the house rambling about some random shit you give zero fricks about. Poof, concentration gone. Over and over again. Then you'll hear her complain how you haven't even talked to each other that day because you've spent all of it locked up in your office.
There is no peace with a woman in your home. Warmth and love, yes. Quiet and tranquility, absolutely fricking nope.
Because alot of people end up getting married at the peak of their 20s when that's a bad idea
>Doesn't understand basic wife joke
This exact joke has been in the west many times before, you're just too young to have seen it.
>Japanese "humor"
>is literally LOL SORANDUMB XD reddit tier garbage
every fricking time
Come to think of it, the localization for this game was really well done for the mid 90s.
The original joke is
>___di of the alps
>hai
>iie
in terms of adapting jokes that one isn't too mind blowing (just find something in pop culture that starts with "yes") but I do respect these old localizations that were able to make stuff work especially with a strict character limit
I've worked briefly on fan scanlations for comedy manga and the amount of clunky untranslatable jokes makes me want to die
Reminder that most of Earthbound's english text is not a direct translation of Itoi's writing but was mostly rewritten by a israelite, Marcus Lindblom. That's why it's so dry and po-mo. He also thought that Paula using a frying pan was sexist and sought to change it.
What game
Tomato Adventure
I played this game fully, It really needed that remake that alphadream was making. Only part I didn't like was the spooky mountain and that art stadium? thing where you have to mash in a direction to go up or you have to do it again
also bit unfortunate to have the city called onions city, jej
also FRICK the shitty surfing minigames
Jokes about men hating their wives are a thing in the west. Here is an example from 18th century England.
Before I met my wife I always felt incomplete, now I'm finished. But I tell ya japanese humor gets no respect
What a battle-axe!
>Second time
>Implying he crawled back to her
What a boob
Ruby / Sapphire / Emerald had a shit ton of innuendos
Rape reference
>ton of innuendos
and yet you post one that you had to fabricate, fricking loser LMAO
>fabricate
Hahaha, it's in game
Go talk to that guy
He's in Dewford Town
no its not, thats the phrase gimmick, without intervention he doesnt say that
It's still in the base game
Game Freak put it in game as a possibility
Therefore it's not a fabrication
They also put in all the letters for you to name yourself a slur, causing other characters to then use that slur for the length of the game. That does not mean that they put slurs in the game
That's a bigger stretch than pre-picked words
And yet fundamentally the same. Arranging letters or arranging words, it's still you making the game say that
thanks for tagging in bro
explain how its not the same as
articulate your point moron this isn't elementary school
You can make them say "hot children" for some hilarious dialogue.
>Wi-fibox?
>I already have a wife I box
Anglo humor is all about beating the missus, so it's no surprise this confuses them.
But they have that "waifu can't cook but everyone is afraid to tell her and eats anyway" ahahahahahahahahaha
>trash can looks like a toilet
>call ness nass
peak japanese humor
>Head comes out and starts saying skibidi dop dop yes yes.
Peak western humor
>western humor
Why is there a spiked club on his back?
What do you use to get the honeys to come home with you?
>his
It's a girl
No I meant the one on all four.
>play Jap game
>EEEHHHH IT CAN'T BE HELPED. HE WAS THE CRAB THAT FELL OVER THE RIVER, AFTER ALL (tl note: this is a reference to a 18th century proverb) YOU'LL HAVE STOP BEING A CHEESE HEAD AND BECOME A BRIGHT HEAD (tl note: the words for cheese and bright sound the same when spoken, like half of this language)
>switch to the localization
>FRICK THIS. HE WAS THE MOTHERFRICKER THAT FELL OVER THE PILE OF SHIT IN TGI FRIDAYS, AFTER ALL. YA'LL HAVE TO FRICKING STOP BEING MC FRICKING TOXIC AND BECOME FRICKING EPIC. LET'S GO TO WENDY'S
Very good post
That's why you have to learn Japanese to play Japanese games and then realize that the writing was moronic from the very start
That's peak american boomer humor though
>Japanese humor thread
>not that X2 clip
one
job
Then fricking do it
chop chop
I would if I was on the PC, I expressly keep two sets of separate shitposting material between as if I got "version exclusive" ones like with Pokemon dual releases
>autism
Yes, and?
American humor at the moment boils down to a white person doing something strange and saying "Well... this is awkward" and then a black person raises a single eyebrow. That's the best zoomer america can come up with. The days of Seinfeld are behind the Americans, it's allpozzed and over.
>op
>is moronic
every time
american one is actually funny
original is just filler.
based americans win again.
>western humour
You ninny moron, that’s still Jap humor.
Now THIS is western humor.
God this game seems so try hard and insincere. Soulless is what I'd call it.
What's so bad about it? Time off from the wife is a blessing.
I wonder if this is a localized joke or if it's the original, cause that one probably works across any culture.
That's American localization, homosexual