Jesus Christ, how can I play this game without immediately staring at her bazongas? Why are they big?

Jesus Christ, how can I play this game without immediately staring at her bazongas? Why are they big? Every cutscene with her I just ignore the story and stare at her breasts.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game is centered around the guy you play as wanting to frick this girl. Her design is the story.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You want to **** 2B, don’t you?
      Japs are so horny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being an ADHD moron, you can stare at her breasts and still follow the story just fine.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what does fire sword breast milk taste like?
    Surely spicy, yet sweet and tangy, like a jalapeno ice cream of a wonderous sort. any man and his subsequent children would be blessed to have such a boon within their family, probably wise to keep under lock and key.
    If anything the ice cream you could make would be a delicacy, a rare treat in these dark times...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ask Cammuravi, he fed from those as a child.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she have such big breasts and dress like a stripper? This game's for kids.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The young population of Japan needs to be taught to do their duty to save the country: Have sex.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Teaches kids to not be future pedophiles and love their mommies. Xenoblade 2 promotes healthy family values.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it rated T?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blades are Xenoblade's version of Nymphs, essentially, naked nature spirits.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's made for people whose brain doesn't stop working when they see a hot chick in skimpy clothes.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No no you don’t get it anon you see pyra’s uhhh arms are bare to show weakness while mythra’s legs are bare to also show weakness uhmmm it’s essential to their character development ok???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      saitom just wanted to draw hot girls its not that deep

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is true but I do remember this being stated by him or someone at monolith, and (Chapter 7 spoilers) pneuma is fully covered so it’s supposed to show her overcoming her self hatred or something just an excuse to be horny tho lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >pneuma is fully covered so it’s supposed to show her overcoming her self hatred or something
          woudnt it just make more sense that shes fully covered because shes complete now?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't make excuses for being a pervert.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >how can I play this game without immediately staring at her bazongas?
    When you get a GF you will want to stare at the breasts as well.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    congrats, you found the true reason people like this game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hot girls are just an added bonus, the combat is fun and the environments are really cool also the music is amazing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the combat is fun and the environments are really cool also the music is amazing
        No they aren't

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's plenty of games with hotter girls and nobody cares. Wierd how that works.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        name me 5 good games that also have hot girls besides fighting games because thats a given

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I need to buy a hooker.

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