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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Birdie porn resurgence soon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's male tho

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          not currently
          though she is technically lizzr still.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So is "Bowsette" but that didn't stop me either.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          EVEN BETTER

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actual trash tier taste in artists, anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Birdie

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    New remake?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what exactly is the issue here?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hatched with a ring

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It already hatched with a bow and a fricking egg in the original.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, it's just the design being adjusted to match the modern standard.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nostalgia morons have been b***hing about this game all morning because of the color palette, they don't get that the reason the SNES version used so much black has nothing to do with "aesthetics" and everything to do with hardware limitations.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of cope is this?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The hardware limitations lead to a memorable aesthetic that is now absent. Hard to understand?

          >Man I wish technology was better so I could bleach out all this stupid shading.

          You homosexuals know that you can just lower the contrast of your tv if you want everything to look dark, right?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your mom lowered the contrast on her dating portfolio, you inbred muttlet Black personchild. 1500 hundred scientists just submitted research proposals to investigate how moronic nintendorians such as yourself can pretzel their so-called brain into perceiving the new artstyle as an improvement over the original, regardless of whichever technical limitations motivated it. Art from adversity is a term for a reason.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The hardware limitations lead to a memorable aesthetic that is now absent. Hard to understand?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Man I wish technology was better so I could bleach out all this stupid shading.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nostalgia morons
        Bold of you to assume these people have even played the original and aren't just scouring the net to see the differences people listed.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The graphics are pre-rendered so it has nothing with hardware limitations, however black shadows used to be prevalent in old CG for various reasons one of which was lack of artistic understanding of light and art in general in the 3D tech world, in some places it looked good, in some places it looked bad, however I think in SMRPG I think they created a nice atmosphere as if the world was a diorama and the characters were figures, in a dark room, lit from above (that's pretty much the only situation in which you'd see such hard black shadows IRL since outside is more brightly lit and usually has bluish tint in the shade due to the sky light bouncing off of them).

        You can see similar light phenomena in stop motion movies, pic related doesn't really *feel* like outside despite that being their intention, because the way light and shadow behave aren't like the outside, they're the light and shadow of a studio.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The graphics are pre-rendered so it has nothing with hardware limitations
          It does though. The reason why they baked in lighting like that is specifically because they couldn't run a real lighting system. And because it was baked in it was vastly easier to add more detail like lots of shadows. But as I mentioned a couple times you cant do that at higher resolution because the textures get vastly more complex meaning it's just not feasible for a team's artists to make them all.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon the visuals in SMRPG are *pre-rendered* the whole thing is 3D models "photographed" and turned into pictures, sprites, and it would've been no more taxing to render the shadows less harsh or with a bluish tint to simulate sky bounce.

            You can literally do anything you want with the light before rendering and the final result won't be any more or less taxing on the actual hardware in real time because it's all just PNGs and not 3D models, if you have the time you could even pre-render them with perfect ray tracing, turn that into sprites, and have the game run exactly like it would with the harsh black shadows.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This

          You didn't know how good you had it

          demonstrates it perfectly, right look like toys under a room light, middle look obviously 3D and digital.

          3D can do all kinds of shit and it's a shame it's been shoehorned into this cookie cutter "flawless" idea of visuals.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soulless cashgrab

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ganker told me so

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of cope is this?

        https://i.imgur.com/dornBJ5.png

        jesus christ STOP

        >old good new BAD!
        KYS, trannoid

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Millennials are seething because zoomers can now play le underrated niche childhood nostalgia game that sold millions of copies at the time and was known by everyone.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game was never released in europe though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        more people voted for genos in smash than the amount of people that played the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Compare the colors and shadows from right and left. Here's your answer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's soulless looks like any other mario game while super mario wonder has a slight edge to it making it look different.

      This is basically what it should've looked like

      You didn't know how good you had it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish it looked more like the remake of Link's Awakening and less like modern Mario trash

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I want it to look even worse than it does now

        moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no issue, super mario RPG has GOTY written all over it and snoyboys are already preemptively seething over that fact

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks awful.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the fricking problem? It's even still holding an egg like in the original.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's okay when nintendo bows down to trannies

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuuuuuck that thing would suck like a vacuum

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    birdo says trans rights!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      total troony death

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Birdo has a wedding ring now
    Who's the husband?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ME

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Itself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >now
      You're years late

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a normal ring. Stuffs to show Birdo is a girl. Diamond rings are not exclusive for weddings.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshi
      A Birdo is just a female Yoshi anyway

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Birdo has had a ring for like 20 years. I think toadstool tour was the first game she had it in.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yosho

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's is the box art? Too white.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Might be a placeholder.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is what the Super Famicom box art looked like, honestly it wasn't that great. Japan's Chrono Trigger art was also pretty shitty, sometimes the west really does get better stuff. They don't really change up box-art between regions anymore so they probably wanted the art to appeal to the Japanese audience first.
        And FRICK GOOGLE IMAGES I'm not downloading a stupid blurry Webp just for a reference

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a reference to the original box art

          You didn't know how good you had it

          I wonder why Yoshi was so prominent on the marketing when he's just in a fricking mini-game and nothing else.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was wondering the same thing. Like almost as if Yoshi was supposed to be an optional party member but was cut at the last second.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              They should add him as one in the remake, something new for us old fans.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wasn’t he gonna be one of the items/moves the characters could use before the devs scrapped that?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you use the Yoshi Cookie item in battle he shows up.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe, there's some like super early footage that even has Luigi but nothing came of it afterwards.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yoshi was getting pushed hard in everything at the time. Kids loved him because dinosaurs were the "in" thing, so any time you saw Mario, you saw Yoshi too.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, link's awakening literally tell you this in your face.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Truly was a blessed era.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The manual cover would suit the switch box art perfectly.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario looks off

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they even try with this one? Looks generic as hell.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a reference to the original box art

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Works fine for the japanese market, but hopefully the cover is reverseable and has the US SNES homage.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a placeholder… R-right?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mario looks off

        That's is the box art? Too white.

        I hate you zoomers so fricking much it's unreal

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Birdo still a troony or was it just in SMB2?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just in SMB2, the whole thing was dropped, now Birdo is just a weird chick who hangs around Peach's castle for some reason.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she is a non-passing trans girl

      IN captian rainbow, you help her escape prision by bringing her dialator

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's male

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. What's troony-related about that bird?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's odd how Yoshis and Birdos are both supposedly male, and yet still lay eggs. I wonder who at Nintendo came up with that idea?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Yoshis are genderless creatures that can lay eggs asexually. This is due to Miyamoto not thinking about gender and shit when he made Yoshi. Birdo was just a man in drag joke

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Yoshis are genderless creatures that can lay eggs asexually. This is due to Miyamoto not thinking about gender and shit when he made Yoshi. Birdo was just a man in drag joke

          They/them!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually weak bait anon, Yoshi's pronouns are he/him and Birdo's are she/her. Even the danger hair coalition have to use their preferred pronouns.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They must have asked toriyama for suggestions

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's female then!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's clearly Ostro and not Birdo, anon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but Captain Rainbow pretty confirmed Birdo was a guy. He got arrested be going into the women's restroom, and you had to grab his vibrator to prove he was a girl to the cops.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Captain Rainbow is not canon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What the other guy said but also it's probably already been retconned that birdo is fully female now since they don't want any lgbt shit in the games

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >'Wonder' literally is a troony flag

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ostro and Birdo got their names swapped in translation by a mistake

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see, I didn't know that. But if they were on board with woko haram they wouldn't say Birdo thinks he's a girl, they'd just say he's a girl.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shooped out the part that makes it clear the names were switched

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ANOTHER REMAKE YASSSSSS THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE INDUSTRY NEEDS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Super Mario Land 1 & 2 Double Entertainment Remake Pack coming soon®.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo Presents: Another rehash that nobody asked for

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW ABOUT YOU SHOW ME HOW THAT HONKER OF YOURS WORKS?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop what? It looks fine, homosexual.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with birdo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      soulless

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would impregnate that troonysaur (and force her to introduce egg shaped anal beads and wear cage)

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boshi.........sexo.........

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i will kiss myself

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you want to do that, sure.
          after that, have a nice day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is Boshi, Yoshi's bussy?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A Yoshi that bullied other Yoshis.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't know how good you had it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do people really want Bowser to look exactly like how he does on the left

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Middle is corporate globohomo.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally the exact same design with better graphics.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy SOVL

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The center is fine, just boost the contrast so the colors and shadows pop out a bit more.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Btw, it's subtle, but Peach got a bit of a chest upgrade.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the right is the ugliest shit I have ever seen

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        visual design should look a little weird and off sometimes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The middle captures Geno and Mallow better than the right.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That fanmade looks like shit, Mallow looks like he's melting, Mario has a case of Tumblr nose, Geno looks fat, Bowser has tardface and Peach looks like she's wearing a maternity dress.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        and yet its still better than the remake

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it looks great, you have shit taste, and mario's nose color can be easily fixed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i appreciate the attempt to get a more tactile feel to the designs with the fan design, but ideal would be a middle ground between that and the remake.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario on the one on the right has a tumblr nose

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the fan made one looks like garbage
      Many such cases.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hire fans but unironically.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And then fire them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      NINTENDO send this fan to the dungeons for this horrible render holy shit

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow the new art sucks ass

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    get a job kid

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    overall the actual design is way more faithful than i would have expected, figured they would have evened out more of the "non-canon" stuff to fit in with the current bland style guides, but i really wish they would have tried to replicate the pre-rendered sprite look. even with snappier lower frame animations or something.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow this actually looks pretty shitty, I can't believe you fricking moronic Black person homosexuals defend this

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soul?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Culex still gonna be in the game with the FF4 boss theme? Is Squeenix gonna okay that? Are they even involved with this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Squeenix gonna okay that?
      Why would they not when they okayed what seems to be literally everything else?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Squeenix literally own the copyright to the game and multiple characters.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >good remake pop out
    >Ganker work to find something to hate

    I don't even like the original game (dropped after Croco) and i fricking hate genogays but for once the remake seem ok. Not gonna buy it or even pirate it but that b***hing and trying to put a troony sticker on whatever new is fricking annoying and unhealthy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Good remake
      No such thing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The art style is completely ruined. Frick off.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gameplay above all

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So it doesn't matter if a remake ruins the art?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the original artstyle is kinda wonky looking sprites traced from 3D renders a la Donkey Kong Country

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so is Birdo still a guy?

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sick of this generic ass bland lighting that every nintendie game has these days

    this game could have had a pseudo claymation style if nintendo weren't lazy-asses

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    who put a ring on her finger?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how long it's going to take people to realize that old games had more realistic textures for everything because the lighting was baked on while new games use real lighting systems. Yes there is something lost in the transition, but you're also gaining a vastly higher resolution. If you don't like the new one that's fine, but don't act like it's objectively worse when the game is running at like 20x the resolution.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If there's a way of doing things that looks better, why aren't we doing that?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop asking questions that aren't on my script. Just CONSUME the new product!!!! You're a hater doomer troll

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If there's a way of doing things that looks better, why aren't we doing that?
        Sorry for the very late reply, but the reason why we cant bake in lighting at much higher resolutions is because the detail increases dramatically which means so does the difficulty in making the textures. A fully baked in game at 1080p would be an unfathomably difficult game to make, basically impossible. So the option is bake in lighting at a shitty low resolution or use less detailed real lighting at a higher resolution. I'm not gonna say one is better or worse, they're just different.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its objectively worse. You tendies are so fricking pathetic.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >egg is purple instead of red
    >bow is more plump
    >egg cracks arnt the exact same geometry
    >birdo is not in the exaxt same posture
    >A FRICKING RING
    RUINED SOULLESS RUINED SOULLESS DEMAKE DEMAKE DEMAKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AHDYEHHRJXJEGWJANDND
    *foams at mouth*
    *shits violently while convoulsing*
    *cries*
    *dies*

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait is it an actual remake or just a remaster?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      full remake

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remake but not the kind that changes or removes or adds things (THANK GOD), just modern graphics
      Well except for some censorship like the cloud lady's jiggling boobies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >adds things
        >he didn't see the meter and the menus during battle

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought that was some easy mode features for the casual players like in mario & luigi, was there actual new content?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well it remains uncertain what it entails but that's there.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mario limit breaks??????

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't know about Valentina

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He cute

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old-gay Mario RPG enjoyer here.

    There are trade-offs here and there, but so far, I'm actually slightly hyped about a game, even a remake for the first time in over ten years.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the gui sucks giant mario dick and balls but im ecstatic the kids will be playing their own version of super mario rpg. it's a great title and im happy more people can enjoy it, especially future game creators.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the UI is the weakest part of this remake for sure, but I get ya, the kids will get to enjoy some kino for once and that's great.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the soulless UI is unforgivable

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, the UI could use bolder lines to separate the boxes, but the old UI didn't look that much better.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he didn't like the button mapping menu
        Cringe.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the old UI was ahead of its time and is timeless.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he didn't like the button mapping menu
          Cringe.

          yeah, I know, I like the button mapping menu, but that was the only real think that stood out aside from maybe the character portraits at the top left of the screen.

          I'll accept this modern UI if it means the rest of the game will be faithful, we live in a time where Western Game companies are full of Woke shit and contrived and unfaithful remakes and remasters, I'll take what I can fricking get.

          It's looking to be similar to the Trials of Mana remaster, all Nintendo needs to do really is to improve the contrast and UI.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            (Also, sorry for the accidental reddit spacing.)

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >N-NOOOOOOO IT IS NOT 1:1 REEEEEEEEE
    holy mother of autism...

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    schizo thread

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Birdo is futa.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks so fricking bad. Why is everyone so squashed?
    >b-b-b-b-but they were squashed in the original!
    Not as much. This looks like a game for babies now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're used to seeing them in normal proportions but the game chooses to abstract size since that is what the original did, but the original did it more out of a limitation as much as it was stylistic.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Try reading the post you quoted, imbecile.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they are the fricking same amount of squashed. You're just seeing them at more than one angle now.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong, homosexual:

            You didn't know how good you had it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are a dumb Black person, basically. To put it in simple terms.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't notice it until today with the RPG remake and SMB Wonder, how long has Mario had these light blue / dark blue eyes? I thought they always had a black middle with the outer ring being some pigment of blue.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Super Mario Sunshine?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Original is visibly skinnier
        >This is supposed to prove me wrong
        You are not the sharpest tool in the shed, huh?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's more to demonstrate what a moron you are to anyone who reads your post.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'll prove you are a moron... BY PROVING YOU ARE RIGHT!
            Interesting ploy from anon.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sephiroth/Garland added as the secret boss and Luigi as the secret party member??????

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mario vs Sephiroth becomes real rather than just in Smash
      fund it

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every boss fight in this game is random and the narrative is wack. You fight a cake and two clowns who try to stop you from jumping off of a tower. Being upset about this game in anyway just stupid.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being forced to marry Birdo and getting lovingly impaled on her dino dick every day.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forced
      Birdo doesn't have to force me to do anything.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ugh, I know man, it can't be that hurt to increase the contrast some more in game.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Birdo's sex has been retconned for years now.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ingest the slop.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"I'M BURNING, SEETHING!"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That actually doesn't look too bad, given he's meant to be barebones at that point. I'll save my judgement for his initial bearded head

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, so he's male
      But this is a wiki so how accurate can it be?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't they tell you never to use a wiki as a source, li'l zoomy?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wikipedia

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another remake
    >not an original story
    >already know everything there is to the original
    frick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn’t have a dogshit memory so after 5 years he can replay games and reexperience them for the first time
      NGMI

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That mouth looks perfect for voring someone with

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the hell is the problem here?
    is it really some tiny details like "birdo has a ring now"?
    considering this is nintendo, i'm shocked the artstyle resembles so much how it did the original
    it could've had that basic boring new super mario bros series look like a lot of the other mario games have
    and nintendo fans would've still mindlessly bought it
    it's amazing to see that nintendo actually tried to recreate that style
    and this isn't to say "don't complain cuz you could've gotten something shittier"
    just that i feel like the positives outweigh the negatives
    and all the negatives are tiny nitpicks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They listened to Ganker and removed the mandate.
      Prove me wrong.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no mandate only schizophrenia.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They listened to Ganker and removed the mandate.
          Prove me wrong.

          What’s “the mandate”?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a word to explain what's reality is like when people lose contact with said reality because they lost any working braincell they hadand end up being too immersed on moronic fanfics that they see as reality.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think there's going to be any changes with pic related?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully not. Imagine how this and other things will filter a lot of zoomer morons when SMRPG is a by the numbers rather easy JRPG.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will they leave in the Link and Samus cameos?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Booster still has a Samus doll, Diskun and that car from Dirt Race so probably.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Samus's doll in Booster Tower is already in the trailer so I'd be surprised if they were outright removed. They might rewrite Samus's dialog though since Mother Brain's been dead for decades now.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one believes this actually turns you on. There's no such thing as a fetish for something that only exists in drawings. People who are obsessed with rubbing their dicks on cars and motorcycles have more of a sexuality than you, this is just some sad shit you made up in your head.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tranirdo

    Disgusting

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    which remixes are you most excited for?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the FFIV boss battle theme if they actually do keep Culex in the remake

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unless they straight up replace him with a Final Fantasy character I'd be surprised if they got rid of Culex.

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They’re adding Sephiroth as the replacement secret boss because he interacted with/almost killed Mario in his reveal trailer for Smash Bros. Same joke as Culex but with his PS1 model instead of his FF7R model or vice versa.
    Screencap this!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mario gets a higher res model like Cloud and Sephiroth in their final battle
      This could actually be kino

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is the UI so soulless

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