Jesus christ these companions are boring

Jesus christ these companions are boring

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the elf girl makes my peni hard

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You really couldn't say that in the 30 active threads about this game here and in /vg/, you're just too special not to be getting all the attention

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I don't get how they managed to frick up the companions this bad after DOS2. Larzel is the only bearable one.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least the frog girl is memorable

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i thought Halsin was the BEARable one

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah… best CRPG ever amirite haha

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      coop it's fun yeah

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until you see the gameplay in act 3
    I legit wanted to kill myself

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lae'zel is pretty cool. There's just not enough content and what content there is, is poorly paced.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing I know about her is that you can apparently frick her literally in under 5 minutes after starting the game.

      My question is y tho?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        shes an autistic tomboy girl in puberty from a violent militaristic society, the thirst is expected

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        BG3 is so slow that you will still be in the first battle of the game 5mins into the game

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Current "world record" is literally under 3 minutes.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The tier list is frog shadowheart wyll vampire gale karlach. If a companion wasn’t mentioned here it’s because they’re irrelevant

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jaheira
      >Minsc
      >Irrelevant

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn’t play the original games so they’re just annoying

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't played the original as well but putting frog face before Jaheira and Shadowheart just suggests bad taste.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Minsc had like 10 lines in the entire game and no quest associated with him after you find him, yeah, he's kinda irrelevant

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Minsc has lots of lines in act 3, if you rescue him early you will have the game becomes kino as frick.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            but he's a ranger tho
            you could afford a slot for a trash companion in the older games

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I actually liked having a ranger in the party in act 3, having a (well, two to four) spammable AOE attack that doesn't hit allies is nice with all the fricking trash they throw at you in encounters.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is factually wrong. They have a lot of fun interactions with Saverok and Viconia.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Minsc has 6h of lines
          Entire dialogue on yt. I don't recommend, as the va is white trash playing russian and quality of writing is bad.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        minsc is reddit incarnate before reddit was a thing
        jaheira was bland in the original games as well, who cares about the harpers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wyll
      >gale
      >shart
      >relevant

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    best companions are Minsc>Astarion>Shadowheart.
    The other either are boring or have little going on and could have their companion quests expanded.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weren’t you supposed to be able to recruit minsc in act 1 but it was cut?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the longer the game goes on the less the companions interact with each other
    How did a 10+ year old game manage to get this right?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been told the character interactions are in the script but shit gets fricked if you don't do enough long rests or something, not sure if it's pure bullshit though or not.
      Still, yeah, after act 1 they were basically fricking silent

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, in act 3 they do not have dialogue. Has nothing to do with resting.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That dog looks horrifically ugly

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dog breeding, not even once.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Old Dog Good
          >New Dog Bad

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >New Dog Bad

            When the new dog can barely even breath, or have sex without breaking it's hip in the process, yeah.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The old Boxer look was much more aesthetically pleasing too

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a new genetic defect in the post-hipdysplasia german shephard line that makes 1/20 of them midgets. They're fricking adorable.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    but anon SEX
    cmon bro sex
    its like sexually sex

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      only companion worth keeping then is the drow

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    still miles better than the outer worlds companions

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a real high bar anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anything's better than an asexual lesbian pajeet. OW is a joke.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >based priest
      >do his quest
      >becomes cringe Reddit

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    On the scale of companions in RPGs, BG3 rates fairly low, but it makes up for it by letting you push them into comical situations, much like what would happen in a real tabletop game.

    Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbOaMbNjGZ0

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People will shit on these companions as boring but can't name 3 different video games with better companion arcs with the ability for deviation and customization.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >with better companion arcs
      What arc does Halsin have other than giving you bear dick?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He singlehandedly ruined Shadowheart. I'll give him that I guess.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        questioning his leadership of the druid grove, didnt pay much attention, used him in tough fights because owlbear and dinosaur forms are op

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post HQ screenshots of Lae'zel I beg you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he submitted

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vlaakith did nothing wrong her people have worked with devils almost their entire existence

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Astarion, shadowheart, lae'zel and minthara are legit that's already more than a full party. I killed the rape wizard, the manly redditor chick and the nignog.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    do romantic partners get jealous if you frick other people?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends. I think Gale, Karlach, Wyll and Lae'zel will get jealous. The others won't care, except Shadowheart will care if your banging Lae'zel.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll have to choose unless you're romancing Halsin and Astarion/Shadowheart.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any way to make Slayer Form Not shit?
    It goes obsolete pretty quick.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't play 3 since my PC can't run anyway. I could get the other 2 previous ones for like $5 though.
    Are the companions in those any good? Specifically the gay romanceable ones

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bg1 doesn't have romanceable companions, the ones in bg2 weren't my type
      Just make sure you get edwin in the 1st and 2nd game and korgan in the 2nd

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    all the girls are ugly
    all the guys are twinky/homosexual
    I have come to the conclusion that this is a western otome game.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otome_game

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexuals don't deserve good companions

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone else having an issue where your bonuses are disappearing from your stat checks? I try to apply bardic inspiration and guidance to my lockpicker (or whatever else, it could be any bonus or advantage) and they just disappear when I click the dice and the roll animation plays. They don't get added at the end either, so it's not like I'm double clicking or something and skipping the animation. It just adds my base stat modifiers and skips the optional ones. This only started happening recently and idk if it's a bug or if I'm doing something that I don't notice but it's pissing me off right now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      small indie studio please understand

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Budget for gay sex but no budget for testing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Works on my machine

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf am i doing wrong i wonder

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the roll is resetting your combat state and erasing your bonuses

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            but that hasn't happened for me up until now
            is there a way to stop that from happening? the bonuses worked fine through act 1 and 2, is it just another act 3 bug? or did i frick up something in the settings about resetting combat state without knowing

            I played for an hour and found the game fricking boring. Why are people praising it?

            because it's fun if you like CRPGs and the choices you make actually matter and affect the world up until the 3rd act

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              probably a save file corruption bug, people were reporting a lot of those

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you have a debuff causing it?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            i don't think so, this has been happening for days now and the only permeant debuff I have is from the hag's eye and thats on a different character and only debuffs perception

            probably a save file corruption bug, people were reporting a lot of those

            that sucks if that's the case

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      natural 1s always fail

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game bugs out in weird ways sometimes, saving and reloading seems to help. I've noticed this happening with potions where it would suddenly display that I cannot craft ANYTHING, sometimes I would just not be able to sort my inventory because nothing fricking happens, that sort of thing. Maybe it's similar for you.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bg3 was made for reddit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's insulting even to reddit

      ?t=41

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There are people who think the stereotypically angry, strong, independent person of color womyn fighter character is the most interesting companion.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lae'zal
      >Black person
      >competent
      >capable
      >not a coward
      >physically appealing
      >soft when dominated
      >Black person

      No. And the other options are a used up prostitute looking to settle, a former Bhaalspawn cumrag/ancient single mommy that hit the wall with Improved Haste and a prostitute with STDs.

      No.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played for an hour and found the game fricking boring. Why are people praising it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered by the tutorial

      Profound moronation.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game doesnt have the charm of DoS2 at all
    what a boring first arc holy frick
    there's a reason an enclosed space aka an island you have to escape from works so well, its interesting, condensed, and interactive without having 10 different things all going on at once

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The people who wrote the game are hacks. They just outright ignored the historical style of writing that ALL the interactions with NPCs in BG 1&2 have, as well as the books. BG 1&2 read as though the people and books in those games are from the middle ages or antiquity, but everything in BG3 was clearly written by people born in the 1980s and it reads exactly like millennials talk. Not even the slightest attempt at immersing the player or imitating the earlier games was made and it reeks of both incompetence and contempt for earlier, better game devs. It is a disgrace, an even bigger desecration of the original games than Beamdog's acts of vandalism.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked Alfira. She is just so earnest and fits into the party perfectly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Larian hates her

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Talentless hacks hate her

        Fixed that for you anon

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is embracing dark urge a bad idea? Does it have radically less content like evil tav?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is one point in the game where it's pretty obvious that killing that particular character is a bad idea as everyone just fricking dies immediately, just don't do that.
      If you're using warlocks or sorcerers you need to be careful at the end of act 1. Before the obvious end point happens at the camp go to the grove and knock Alfira the bard out with nonlethal damage
      You might lose out on two companions like an hour or two before the game ends depending on the order you do things in but it really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things if you don't use those particualr ones

      That's basically it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, that's kind of gay. I was expecting it to matter more

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it's kinda disappointing. Thematically I liked it even though it broke a lot of shit by wanting to be evil and it would have made a good main path for the game. It's just that being evil is kinda shit in the game plus the rewards are really more for looking cool than actually being particularly good.

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