Jesus fricking christ
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Jesus fricking christ
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thats a man
Well i want to grope his legs, man. No homo.
BUILT for Big 2B Thighs
Robots can't have sex.
Good thing they're in android bodies
Androids can definitely have sex.
Women only have sex with iphones
s e x x o o o s
I want to get him pregnant
I will raise it
little guy butt
There's always a place for a catamite in a human society
>reminder this delicate looking pretty boy can easily snap a human in half with a hug, and brutally kill you with his bare hands
what the frick is up with japs
gayest post itt
>9S will never mount you between his thighs as he strangles you to death
why go on
>sees pretty boy
>omg he can snap your bones like twigs I wish he'd murder me I want to die by his hands
what the frick is happening to this place
hownew.ru
>soft looking cute boy is actually a physical monster that can tear you apart
This is hot as frick anon
And he's still a bottom wow
I want him to rape me so bad.
I want him to get caught in a programming loop where he tries to get me pregnant over and over.
This.
except he wants me to impregnate him
troony meme
frick guys like a man
one death by snoosnoo please
stop posting horny things
Vastly disproportionate threat profiles are a kino trope.
i like how he becomes the antagonist in crossovers. makes him more badass than he seems
I'll post it
me and who x
bussy
i hope your family finds out you want to rape kids
Robots aren't kids dummy
Why is Yoko Taro a raging shotacon?
He's a king, it comes with the territory
Yet another reason to learn Japanese.
UHHH ACKSHUOLLY 2B KILLED HIM 56475368904356 TIMES BUT ITS NOT SHOWN IN GAME YOU HAVE TO WATCH A JP ONLY STAGEPLAY FROM 3 YEARS AGO
Not gay but
Imagine the thighjobs
I'm pretty bored of the porn talk.
Saying something completely moronic just because it's vaguely sexual isn't hot it's dumb.
I'm sorry you're autistic
>"Oh yeah b***h i'm gonna fricking glorp your schplorky gangum style!"
This is what you people sound like.
damn i say that every day thanks for the heads up anon
You're just in denial at this point. You're an adult with a mostly functional brain, there's no way you don't get the obvious euphemism. You're just so possessed by your troony brain worm that you need to pretend that you think they're serious because you don't like that you understand it.
I get the euphemism it just sounds dumb.
the fact that you're taking such a serious stance about this is really funny though.
I'mma slurm stomp your pork toe with my andre 3000
im gonna glomp on your slimy spaghetti noodle if you dont shut your thrussy
>>"Oh yeah b***h i'm gonna fricking glorp your schplorky gangum style!"
Finally, I have something to say during sex! Now I just need to find someone willing to do sex.
Anon I'm gooning my gooper thinking about all the ways I'm gonna schlorp on your cumsnot snake with my tight wet facehole!!!!
>make straight man (me)
>make him attracted to cute boys
What did God mean by this?
>straight man
>attracted to boys
If you are a man attracted to males you arent straight youre a homosexual.
GAAAAY
So you're saying God goes through mental gymnastics to justify why he made gay people?
"God" didn't make gays. Someone's uncle did and or unrestricted access to the internet
and who made animals gay?
my uncle did that too
I will say that I have never ever liked a "femboy" but boy those drawings those artists know what they're doing. I don't know what fricking magic they're pulling to make me think I might like dicks and then as soon as I see a real one I want to vomit.
That's because the real deal has lots of inperfections in contrast to the fictional. It's really rare for a guy to look as soft and clean like the ones depicted in this art. I once tried fricking a cute boy, and while he was relatively cute, when it came to sex his dick and hole just looked horrible. To be fair girls can also be like this, especially if they're experienced and don't take care of themselves as well, but fricking buttholes can be rough if it looks ugly and just reminds you of what you're actually fricking
I used to think that too, then real pps went from not bothering me to hot when they're limp and flapping around from being fricked
You will get worse over time, it happens to everyone.
because the more you expose yourself to it the more you mentally become accustomed to it, especially if you get curious while jerking off.
You're pavloving yourself into being gay.
I'm saying this as a gay
It's not really different from other fetishes. You either don't like or don't care until something you find something exceptional that proves you wrong and you try to find more of it.
This anon is lying don't listen to him. You are simply discovering your obvious homosexuality. It's nothing to be ashamed of you're simply slowly breaking the conditioning society put on you.
You were made a few decades to late to fulfill your calling as a priest.
And a few centuries too late to be an ancient greek
it means you're not straight, moron.
cause real ones look gross a lot of the time compared to 2d. or even just dildos.
they feel great though.
Is the yorha boys stageplay as gay as it looks?
>I'm totally not mad lol why so serious
every time
What would I be mad at, are you autistic? I do think that sort of porn dialogue is dumb and a turn off so I make fun of it.
It's hilarious you're so defensive about it, though.
I'm sorry I insulted your goosploomongus dialogue fetish anon, please don't cry!
>gets upset enough at a phrase to start calling people trannies unprompted
>akchually ur the one whos mad lmoa
every
time
Sure anon, whatever you say.
You're definitely not an over-sensitive b***h getting all armchair psychologist over a joke.
Cute boys owe me sex.
>wake up
>remember anime traps aren’t real
>day ruined
Unironically stop falling for canonically straight boys. Tired of being baited by you homos and fujos only to learn the boy you're all posting is actually straight. When will we get cute boys who like other cute boys?
>When will we get cute boys who like other cute boys?
Hopefully never. This archetype for males is only good for femdom
>muh canon
Can we end this meme already?
He's not real, you can pretend he's as gay or straight as you want.
Game companies don't have the guts to make game characters especially main ones anything but straight unless it's an RPG.
He's fictional, just headcanon that he's hiding his gayness
If you like cute "boys" you're straight. Maybe that's why.
Making them gay and return for more is half the fun
That's not too much of an issue with 9S, since there's bunch of different versions of his model in the game and a lot of them are huge homosexuals.
In fact in one of the novels the main characters were basically 9S and a male version of 2B.
Yeah I wish there was a way to lose weight.
>Yeah I wish there was a way to lose weight.
Bro you must be young. 10+ years of wage slaving at an office wrecks your body
>you're going to be in for quite a treat
He certainly is. your body is massively different at 30 than it is at 17
Depends really, I mean I'm 32 but people think I'm early twenties or still in college. Hell I get ID'd pretty frequently
30 is peak performance. Blame the person in your mirror.
>30 is peak performance
Not for twinks moron. There is a reason they say twink death is late 20s
Bro you literally jack off to 12 year old looking anime things and tell others in Ganker how 30 is ready to be put into grave.
>completely irrelevant comment
Just take the L buddy
Reason.
the reason "twink death" is a term is troony groomers made up trying to brainwash and scare people into taking drugs that will make them ugly, cause they seethe at twinks and femboys being more feminine than them.
The single stupidest thing I've ever read on this website. Where on earth do you hear this shit?
from experience of it being done to me, and from knowing multiple 30+ femboys that look great and hate trannies.
Then you're lying or delusional because it's a term I've only ever heard from gay men or actual women, long before troony obsession took over this shithole
eh. As a former twink in his late 20's, it gets harder and harder to keep up your twink looks.
I look average though now, so it's nbd.
Join the club brother. Xehanort made it look so easy.
It's not just weight. It's wrinkles and all sorts of other things that come with the horrors of aging.
You have terrible genetics if you're getting wrinkles at 32.
Oh my sweet summer child you're going to be in for quite a treat
I look like that
gay guys and women of forty plus age constantly want to rape me but im only attracted to really tight teen girls
>not giving milfs cuteboy wiener
?????
cant get hard to them
ah, fair then
>can't get it up for older women
gayest post in the thread
pits or gtfo
need to make out with 9s
you better be able to make miquella your elden boywife in the dlc
If he has a cheerful Solaire-like personality I'm literally never beating off to another character ever again.
Not even the young lord?
FROMSoft has always been pretty good in this regard.
it's a shame you have to kill lothric in ds3
Not gay just come to these threads to fantasize about being cute and having girls rest their boobs on my head
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE I’M A HUMAN YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY FRICKING ANDROID BRAT PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
if 9S met a real human, he'd probably kill them within seconds thinking it was some kind of trick from the enemy machines.
>am somehow the only one that clearly sees the boob outline
what am I even doing here man...everybody around me is so stupid...
maybe because it isn't a boob outline dingus
then what is it. proof it's not. there's clearly a "outward" thing, I don't have the word for it. And 9s is too skinny to have any prominent pecs. And the way his chest is shaded, implies something circular, even ignoring the clear puffing out
>shotaXmonsters expects me to play through it 3 times to get all the scenes
what the frick
I did that. They're good games. Helps that I love SMT and Etrian Odyssey games
also
>he thinks it's only 3
How is the english translation of Replicant and Automata? Did the translators add any of their own nonsense in?
when the frick did all the shotacons show up to Ganker
I was always here
/v/aggot thread?
i want to frick a cute boy so bad
Based.
there needs to be more games with cute boys you can romance
i concur
the west fears true love
>tfw no shota bf
Why are boys so much cuter than girls?
>currently 29 and 5'3
>confused for 13 year old
>carded for movies and pulled over constantly by cops asking why I'm not at school when walking
Life is suffering
also im trans and 300 pounds if anyone is wondering subscribe to my patreon!
>troony
Sorry I'm not suicidal
>300lbs
You might be onto something there. If I looked fat as shit maybe they'd just assume I'm a fat adult manlet. How to go from 96lbs to 200lb?
>attentionprostitute "I'm a wittle skinny white boy!" bait
>gets mad when some anon implies he's the gender frickery shit version of "smelly fat neckbeard incel"
>gets mega defensive
lmao. these type of people are unbelievably pathetic.
what kind of moron unashamedly flexes being 96 pounds? I think even woman by now probably bully people below 100 pounds, and have gotten over that "I gotta be skinnyyyyy!!!!" fad from the 2000s
>seething this hard at being told no
lmao
>I think even woman by now probably bully people below 100 pounds, and have gotten over that "I gotta be skinnyyyyy!!!!" fad from the 2000s
Mate what women are you meeting. Twink builds are preferable especially with anime becoming mainstream.
>skinny white boy
Couldn't be farther from the truth
>obsessing over trannies
>obsessing over race
Lmao tbh I was just shitposting but I wasn't lying about my situation.
Didn't ask
is this the thread?
Maybe
god just imagine that ass wiggling against you
god i hope he gets a nude mod
why is he like this?
hormones
what's stopping you
just exercise and diet and you'll look good. unless you have real shit genetics
>just diet and exercise
I don't really need to look like a twink at this point in my life.
Besides, honestly, as a gay, the word "twink" has been totally bastardized and a cute young-ish looking skinny 30 year old isn't a twink in my eyes.
Actually what I just described would have been an average man in the 60's.
that's kind of the point. twink is just a thin defined dude that takes care of himself.
nothing stops you from that when you're older.
>that's kind of the point. twink is just a thin defined dude that takes care of himself.
As a gay man, that's simply not what the word "twink" means.
as a gay man, its what it means to me.
not sure why you have to specify that. its not about what you feel like its what the definition of a word is.
>its not about what you feel like its what the definition of a word is.
Couldn't have said it better myself, moron.
how hard was looking a term up?
Why would I look it up when it's exactly what I said from the start? Are you high?
so... a slim defined guy who takes care of himself
>in his late teens to early twenties
>youthful appearance
I'll take that as a yes then
>(but not always)
its not strict, dumbass.
and if you take care of yourself, skincare, diet, cardio, keep your testosterone up, you'll look youthful in your late 30s too.
We really don't care bud
which was my exact point from the start, by the way. take care of yourself and you'll look youthful.
take troony poison and you'll look like shit and die.
Sounds like you just hate trans people man idc, guess it's because im bi
No one cares samegay kys
>implying wikipedia is any kind of authority on gay culture
ishygddt
>I think the sky is green so it's green
well you can misuse words all you want but everyone else will keep thinking it's blue
lol calm down samegay
samegay
e-girl 2B's small butt, smooth dicky and flat chest.
stop spamming your off topic bullshit
Eat shit moron
>massreplying that 99% of people have a filter for instead of posting more boys
you should go there yourself
why cant you just go to a booru or /cm/ you f@g
because this is a 9s thread. leave if you don't like
9s is a robot he is also straight so idunno where this homosexual posting is coming from
and you're in this thread full of lustful pictures of him... why?
There is like 5 pics you have been spamming for years, rest is just stupid homosexuals posting about their homosexual shit
You are free to go make your own great videogame thread then anon!
and this is a videogames board. so calling out offtopic discussion is okay. go to your designated imagespam board you porn addict
Why are you the 1% that don't? Are you stupid?
yes
>you want to **** 9s, dont you?
not reading all that, you are mentally ill lmao get help. Do you rant about trannies non-stop irl too?
drop the mask already
In Iran, homosexuals are not accepted, but trannies are. The government will either make you a man or force you to transition.
>homophobic country condones conversion therapy and mutilation
shocker.
Why do I care about what some bombed out shithole that won't exist in 20 years thinks
I used to talk to an iranian anon who was really damn cute. He awoke something in me that I haven't been able to put back to sleep.
At last I truly see why the americans are so obsessed with invading the middle east.
not video games
Its okay we used to play videgoames together too
shota is video games
I'm sure we can get some Twitter screenshots in here so you'll feel at home.
Sex
I see the Chizu is currently seething at this thread.
This thread is still up? And why is it full of gay pedophiles?
as opposed to straight pedophiles like the rest of the catalog? dunno
>not only autosage
>but posting disabled
lol jannies r rekt