JESUS FRICKING CHRIST JUST LET ME PLAY THE GAME

JESUS FRICKING CHRIST JUST LET ME PLAY THE GAME

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok
    >has the most rival battles of any game
    thanks BW!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow I get to waste my time mashing A against npc shitmons the most? what a great game!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick are you playing Pokémon then?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          to actually explore and to play PvP.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Explore what?
            3 dogshit easy trainers you can just mash A against and something that's way better on Showdown?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >to play PvP
              You and I both know you didn't boot up a game with discontinued online for this purpose, play Showdown if you want PvP or Scarlet/Violet.

              >Explore what?
              The world with Pokemon in it.

              >something that's way better on Showdown?
              It isn't better on Showdown though. Also the "MUH SHOWDOWN" argument also applies to trainer battles, dumbass.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >to play PvP
            You and I both know you didn't boot up a game with discontinued online for this purpose, play Showdown if you want PvP or Scarlet/Violet.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >explore
            LMAO
            >play pvp
            go to showdown or gen 9

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the rivals uses the pokemon you just fight in the wild in the area anyway
      i think n using different pokemon was a cool idea since he wouldnt carry a consistent team around, but it kinda robbed the fun of it

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i honestly couldn't finish white. the pokemon are disgusting to look at, the "rivals" make brendan and may look ruthless, and the region is boring to explore

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      imho, the sequels redeemed that generation, tenfold.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just described Sun and Moon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah i just replayed it, it's fricking awful. the forced 3d and moving camera perspective is really fricking pointless and it feels way more "on rails" than any previous gen. it's amazing how much they shit the bed on it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        mutt.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey look, it's every pokemon game past gen 4

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game is the worst offender because l
      “you battle the three stooges 17 times total. That’s a total of 54 Pokémon.”Magcarjoe.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ???

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon did you have a stroke?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol i knew johtoschizo bots exist on this board. glad to know they really are real

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hard to be angry at the mentally disabled.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until you play any game from Gen 7 onwards.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's ok when Gen6~Gen9 rivals spam you with cutscenes every 5 steps to tell you what to do because new good old bad

      Gen 5 started all the trends people hate about gens 6 onward. It is a Nugen.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >didn’t remove content
        >didn’t introduce battle gimmicks
        Uhh.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >didn't remove content
          Where's the Battle Frontier and Following mons then?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Battle Frontier
            Black Tower, White Tree Hollow, Battle Institute, Battle Subway, and the Pokémon World Tournament.
            Gen V offered equivalent content to the Battle Frontier without copying and pasting it (like Gen IV did) that gives the region its own identity. Gen IX doesn’t even have a Battle Tower.
            >Following mons
            You didn’t play the games. Also, the sprites for following mons were created specifically for Gen V.

            how do i grow berries in bw? where is the safari zone and game corner?

            >how do i grow berries in bw?
            >game corner
            Dream World.
            >where is the safari zone
            White Forest is simply Safari Zone but better.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >content split across not just multiple versions, but multiple sets of games
              disingenuous moron.
              >You didn’t play the games.
              Show me the unrestricted following Pokemon in BW OR BW2 then. Go ahead, show me.
              BW are my favorite gens but the lengths you morons go to defend literally everything about it is utterly disgusting

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Dream World.
              lol
              >White Forest
              version exclusive trash
              >Black Tower, White Tree Hollow
              not facilities
              >Battle Subway
              tower clone, the only good thing you've posted too
              >Pokémon World Tournament
              the gimmicks are there but there's 0 difficulty because of the streaks. it's shit for pandering

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Also, the sprites for following mons were created specifically for Gen V.
              SOURCE ME RIGHT FRICKING NOW, I NEED THIS

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Play the game.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              lol when you have to pad out your list with shit like the Battle Institute

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you're saying the BF has six similar facilities is somehow better than having five unique ones throughout the region?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              this is crazy levels of shilling, masuda must have given you a big check

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                >better call them a shill

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          how do i grow berries in bw? where is the safari zone and game corner?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >didn’t remove content
          Can't use any Gen 1-4 pokemon until the postgame, even then a shitload of mons are missing.
          >didn’t introduce battle gimmicks
          Triple/rotation battles, both dogshit.

          Gen5 didn't start the trend of making unfinished low budget games with less features and suck Charizard's wiener and get away with it.
          At least Gen 5 had an actual sequel instead of a cashgrab 3rd version or DLC

          >Gen5 didn't start the trend of making unfinished low budget games with less features and suck Charizard's wiener and get away with it.
          It literally does all of those things
          >No following pokemon
          >no safari zone
          >no battle frontier
          >No berry growing
          >No game corner
          >fewer pokemon than ever before available to catch and raise
          >New pokemon are almost all just cheap bootlegs of gen 1 pokemon (i.e. sawk/throh are just hitmonlee/hitmonchan, roggenrolla line is geodude, woobat is zubat, etc.)
          >Literally has a bridge called charizard bridge despite there being no charizards in the region
          >"Actual sequel" is somehow worse than the already dogshit originals in every way except pokemon variety, including more shitty cutscenes you can't skip and more forced gimmicks with the PWT and Pokestar being mandatory for playing the game

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Can't use any Gen 1-4
            Locking something for post-game isn't removing them, dumbass zoomer

            Gamefreak literally said they wanted people to use new pokemon and soft-reboot Kanto with it but trannies like you cried for Mewtwo and Charizard so they started shilling them like crazy since X/Y

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >every pokemon isn’t available on every route so they removed content
            You’re being disingenuous.
            >triple/rotation
            A different way of battling, not an overarching gimmick like Megas, Z-Moves, etc.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You’re being disingenuous.
              There are a ton of pokemon you can't use. You're locked into the nu-dex for the entire game (postgame - what little if any there is- doesn't count).
              >A different way of battling, not an overarching gimmick like Megas, Z-Moves, etc.
              They did introduce new EXP mechanics that bork the game.

              >Can't use any Gen 1-4
              Locking something for post-game isn't removing them, dumbass zoomer

              Gamefreak literally said they wanted people to use new pokemon and soft-reboot Kanto with it but trannies like you cried for Mewtwo and Charizard so they started shilling them like crazy since X/Y

              >Locking something for post-game isn't removing them, dumbass zoomer
              Not a zoomer, been with the franchise since its inception, and it absolutely is. You straight-up cannot get access to any pre-gen 5 pokemon until the postgame and even then you can't trade with HGSSDPPT. It's locked behind a paid service.

              Gen 5 would've been undoubtedly kino if it kept this essential feature from HGSS

              And the run button. And berry growing. And fewer cutscenes. And a good rival. And-

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Can't use any Gen 1-4 pokemon until the postgame, even then a shitload of mons are missing.
            Not removal, you still could trade for them too, and if trading is not an option, then every Gen past the first one lacks all Pokemon.
            Wait Gen 1 misses them too, because you can't get all of them in one game.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Not removal, you still could trade for them too
              Except you can't, because you can't trade with gens 1-3.
              >then every Gen past the first one lacks all Pokemon.
              Gen 3 legitimately made it impossible to attain all 251 pokemon from gens 1 and 2.

              Why did /vp/ go from hating gen 6 and onwards to hating gen 5 and onwards?

              I've always hated gen 5 and onwards, you gays are just slow on the uptake.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was the first gen without a Battle Frontier, people lost their minds about that back then.

          The historical revisionism about Gen 5 is honestly astounding. I know every gen goes through its usual cycle of hate and then nostalgia, but Gen 5 is truly on another level,

          And I like Gen 5.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The historical revisionism about Gen 5 is honestly astounding
            That's what happens when a franchise gets old enough that a significant chunk of fans are now too young to have played since the very first game. Opinions on game quality used to be consistent and accurate because for the most part all fans were the same age and had played since Gen I. Now there's a full generational gap and people who were born in the 2000s think that they can have an educated opinion about games released in the 1990s.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The historical revisionism about Gen 5 is honestly astounding
            It’s manufactured by 1-3 guys with too much time on their hands who are all in the same discord server. Completely artificial. Anybody who has been here prior to SM (none of the nugen discordgays) or actually played the games, knows how much better Gen V is to anything than came after, and arguably, before it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >revisionism
            /vp/ is full of contrarians so ofc they always defended Gen 5. It used to be that Emerald/Platinum/BW2 were the holy trinity and you were some genwunner facebook normalgay if you disagreed.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’m so glad things changed for the better. I hate nothing more than oldgay gatekeeping incel contrarians.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gen5 didn't start the trend of making unfinished low budget games with less features and suck Charizard's wiener and get away with it.
        At least Gen 5 had an actual sequel instead of a cashgrab 3rd version or DLC

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nugens are defined by the 3D models alone.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nugens are anything after gen 2

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree! Gen 4 is the start of the nugens because of its 3D models

            Why can’t you admit Gens 6,7,8,9 aren’t very good?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              they're not very good. and neither is gen 5

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gens 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, and 8 are all worthless, irredeemable garbage.
              This is indisputable fact. Anyone who disagrees is an underage Reddit zoomer who uses Discord and will grow up to be a massive homosexual who sucks huge Black persondicks at the behest of israelites.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you like about Gens 7 and 9?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gens 5-9 are steaming hot dogshit.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Probably because it's down to subjectivity. Objective flaws are a thing, yeah, and you shouldn't be blind to them like how Crabominable blinds me with pure ugliness, but you can't just debate people into not liking a thing they like, especially if you're a humongous mouthbreathing moron about it, which /vp/ does 99.9% of the time. If anything, it makes people double down.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s just strange to vehemently attack one game, and then in the same breath praise another that does everything you’re attacking another game for but worse.
                >applying logic to senseless shitposting
                I know.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It’s just strange to vehemently attack one game, and then in the same breath praise another that does everything you’re attacking another game for but worse.
                That's /vp/'s problem in a nutshell. Things only got this weirdly heated because of how different each game has become over the years, and how its presented.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree! Gen 4 is the start of the nugens because of its 3D models

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >every building, cliff face and background element is a full 3D model, alongside the 3D models on the title screens
            Good to know you agree that Gens 4 and 5 are nugen garbage

            >nugengay can't read
            Xy will never be good, son

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >every building, cliff face and background element is a full 3D model, alongside the 3D models on the title screens
          Good to know you agree that Gens 4 and 5 are nugen garbage

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Platinum was crypto-nugen

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's ok when Gen6~Gen9 rivals spam you with cutscenes every 5 steps to tell you what to do because new good old bad

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope sorry, you have to listen to the boring whiny NPCs yammer on every 5 seconds.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah Bianca and Alder are a pain in the ass. BW2 was the game with my least favorite start until SM

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 5 would've been undoubtedly kino if it kept this essential feature from HGSS

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And they have overworld sprites for every single pokemon

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just gonna drop into this thread and talk about my experience with the franchise over the years
    >Started with yellow but never finished it due to getting lost in it as a 4 year old kid
    >First game I finished was gold
    >Almost dropped Diamond because of how slow it was
    >BW was my favorite pokemon game partly due to how great the ghost and bug selection was, dropped the franchise after W2 because I felt satisfied with it and saw the series plateau with gen 5 barely improving upon gen 4
    >Suspicion was confirmed when gen 6 started adding gimmicks like Mega, knew the game itself wasn't going to get better since gamefreak loves putting features in one generation and removing them the next like with day/night and berries getting really fricking tedious to get in BW
    >fastforward a few more years of being right I decided to finally get back into the series with Legends
    >had a great time
    Do I want to buy any mainline game after it? Frick no, but I just wanted to say that Legends was pretty underrated.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >press B 4 times
    >scene ends
    >meanwhile gen 6, 7, 8 and 9: 15 MINUTES UNSKIPPABLE SHIT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pauly, post the entire 20+ minute unskippable Musical tutorial and series of Bianca daddy issues cutscenes.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this holy frick. i was replaying the game and these characters never shut the frick up. the worst is theyre not saying anything. just blablablabla like someones trying to hit the word count on an essay.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    discord thread

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    JESUS FRICKING CHRIST JUST LET ME BROWSE /VP/

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 year Discord posts are still living rent free in Anon's head
      At least post a screenshot from 2023 Anon

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did /vp/ go from hating gen 6 and onwards to hating gen 5 and onwards?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      discord

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A few raiders aren't the entire board. The kalos discord threads barely get any different IPs, they blantantly fail at their job and accomplish nothing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Discord has been seething over Gen V since USUM released and was shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's entirely manufactured. Have you seen tier list threads? They tell an entirely different story than what they'd want you to believe

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      gen 5 was always hated since its release, the recent surge of unovabortion shill threads in recent years just made it worse.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Gen 5 the Resident Evil 4 of Pokeymon?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's gen 3. re5 is gen 4, and re6 is gen 5

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, gen 3 wasn't that much of a departure like gen 5. I do consider PLA the potential Resident Evil 7 depending on whether or not they make any more like it.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered by brapkino

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    pokemon sun and moon has 5 times the dialogue of bw

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's 10 times more enjoyable because it has better characters and story so at the end of the day BW feels twice as long.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lillie is the worst, most insufferable Pokemon character so big disagree. She makes the game feels 10x as long as it should.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's one of the most popular and beloved character of the modern era.

          Source: dude trust me

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        cant tell if troony or normie

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing wrong with either of those things sooo your point is moot

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except unlike BW the game is well written so reading the dialogue is fun.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use walk thru walls to skip all but the first two rival fights.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO NOT THE POKEMON BATTLES IN A POKEMON GAME

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Discord troony thread

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are mentally ill

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