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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is metroid dread in this pic?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I enjoy both of these games and paid the asking price for them

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no, two great games, whatever shall i do

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        How is this an argument at this point, you can play both games on the switch if you're not poor and if you are poor you can pirate them easily. Stop fishing for (you)s you gargantuan homosexual.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Metroid Dread
        89 Metacritic | 8 Hours to Beat | 11.25 Points per Hour
        >Hollow Knight
        90 Metacritic | 26 Hours to Beat | 3.46 Points per Hour.
        Not a good look, HKgays.

        For fun, here are the Castlevania games in the same genre
        >Symphony of the Night
        93 Metacritic | 8 Hours to Beat | 11.6 Points per Hour
        >Harmony of Dissonance
        87 Metacritic | 7 Hours to Beat | 12.4 Points per hour
        >Aria of Sorrow
        91 Metacritic | 7 Hours to Beat | 13 Points per Hour
        >Dawn of Sorrow
        89 Metacritic | 10 Hours to Beat | 8.9 Points per hour

        All earn more Metacritic points per hour than Hollow Knight.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Holy based anon you've finally settled it

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >le games journalist liked it so that means it's le good :*~~*~~)

          god i hate you homosexuals so much

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Look who I'm replying to, dipfrick loser Black person frick

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone like these games so I'm not allowed to, even though I never played them
            Yeah your opinions are much more valid that reviewers, anon

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              >games journalists
              >people

              unironically have a nice day

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                Less posty, more takey meds

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Top 10 Posts of all time

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          holy frick i'm turning in my sonygay badge and buying a switch right now. absolutely based quantitative analysis

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Can't argue with the fax

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Points per hour is legitimately the most autistic thing I’ve ever seen on this board. I’m not kidding.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well, gone gone is 2 hour long and has 86 metascore, so it's 43 points per hour, so it's possibly the best game ever made
          Interesting metric

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I went to a football game the other day and parking alone was anywhere from 40-80 dollars

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Metroid Dread is still better. Why are people mad that it released? We should be happy a AAA game came out that's devoid of commie gobbledyasiatic and hand holding

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          nu-Ganker is ao contrarian it thinks communism and tutorials are both unironically based.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, they're both great games. Your point?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's shit?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe op is dyslexic

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this your way to shit on dread yet again while still trying to appear "original"? Dude we get it your life is so bitter that the only joy you feel is hating things that other people like.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Fun is for homosexuals, frick video games. Ganker exists only for porn threads and soijack posting. Jannies should be publicly executed btw.

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    This fricking thread again... OP you're a gay

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    i hate nintendo but dread looks ok. not great. not awful. just ok

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >343 shill leaves out halo
    I will not be redeeming Infinite

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Halo's promotional art doesn't use red and blue. How the frick is nobody here realizing this about the OP image?

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >red and blue is the new marketing trend
    Always wondered how those trends even get started. Also, all three of those games are good.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >metroid dread
    Why is it here?
    I know you snoyboys and snoysisters are seething because PS5 has no games, but coping by slandering metroid's name is disingenuous.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is when you only focus on AAA shit. Deltarune was a pretty fun game even though they only released two chapter so far.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy cringe

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy based

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is battlefield and far cry in this pic?

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mental illness.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reposting this is more fun than replaying that slog of a game called Hollow Knight. Give him a break.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is far cry in this pic?

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    hollow knight goes on for fricking ever it never seems to end, after 10 hours of dwelling in a boring mess of a maze waiting to advance some fartsy reddit tier story i dropped it

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Metroid Dread triggering so many people anyway? Is it because it's a Nintendo game? A metroidvania that people are enjoying? Too hard for the morons?
    I honestly haven't seen this level of butthurt over a 1st party IP release in a long time and it makes no sense to me. Maybe I'm just too old.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a bit short for $60. I got it because I'm a big Metroid fan and in retrospect that's probably the absolute upper limit for what I would have paid for it

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's about the length I expected out of a 2D Metroid. The series has never been one to overstay its welcome and the genre in general tends to lean more on replayability than length even if there are exceptions.
        For what it's worth, Super Metroid is shorter than Dread and that was a $60 bucks game back in the days too so the pricetag is just your typical Nintendo price and not like Sony or Microsoft don't do the same shit too for most first party titles.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because zoomies think that Metroid prime was the mainline games and don't realize that the 2d games came first.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe I'm just too old
      frfr ikr?? i turned 20 last month and these b***h asses on Ganker crying about a dope game like dread is so tiresome. im to old to put up with schizo no taste zoomers now

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    2042 was pretty fun during the beta. Why does Ganker hate it?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      BF is popular so it's cool to hate

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      cuz it's shit

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      cod and halo fans

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of these is not like the others sonygay.

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    there are better examples anon...

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