Bullshit she tells you she's willing to have a drink at a fricking tavern when this is all over, and that gives you a boost in her approval. Thanks for letting us know you are one of those homosexuals romancing gale, or astarion.
Yeah anon everyone reporting the same thing about Shadowheart having the shittiest romance route, and accessibility towards said route are totally in on le conspiracy, and you are like Neo from the Matrix dude.
Stupid deranged homosexual.
U never played the game, shadowb***h is actually frigid like virgin, she kissed protagonist awkwardly during the party in ea, but at full game that scene got moved earlier, during the party u just go to sleep and get option to "think about her" narrator says some shit like "shadowheart mind is enigma"
There is no action asides banter and one kiss.
U guys here write complete bullshit for fug know what reason, are u mentally ill or smtg?
U never played the game, shadowb***h is actually frigid like virgin, she kissed protagonist awkwardly during the party in ea, but at full game that scene got moved earlier, during the party u just go to sleep and get option to "think about her" narrator says some shit like "shadowheart mind is enigma"
There is no action asides banter and one kiss.
U guys here write complete bullshit for fug know what reason, are u mentally ill or smtg?
You're both mentally moronic, you can kiss Shadowheart after the party while drinking wine together and you only get to bang her in act 3, not before.
Refusing this kiss or ignoring the moment prompts you with a romance path y/n flag, she's also the one that forces that conversation on you the next morning. Maybe this changes later, but there was only 4 options for that conversation and it's either romance or no romance, nothing in-between.
Man, Withers AKA Jergal is so fricking cool. There’s a lot of shit in the game, but him resurrecting you after telling Bhaal to frick off after dealing with post-natal schizophrenia and the end credit scene of him taunting the dead three is great. >no spoil
Unironically play as The Dark Urge, it is quite literally the canon campaign and has a multitude of exclusive quests, bosses, and even endings, regardless of what alignment you make your character - yes you can play a “good” urge. I think the game is genuinely worse for having a player origin instead of defaulting to The Dark Urge, especially with how heavily it ties into Baldur’s Gate as a franchise.
I'm sorry you got bothered that a video game character supported something you made another video game character say.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>having your love interest drooling over banging a brother and his sister with you is a good thing
What's the point of putting the emphasis on romances if they ruin them with their porn addiction?
9 months ago
Anonymous
I think the redditor would be the one getting butthurt that essentially a fricking cartoon character, once again, is supportive of something YOU make a character say. You chose that homosexual. Now suck my fricking wiener.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Shut the frick up Swen, get the bear sex and the incest sex out of my game you bald frick.
All the companions just jump on your dick. It's moronic and bizarre honestly.
>prude
she doesn't act prude at all. She comes off more as an anarchist libertine who isn't gonna be locked down by anyone and sees people as tools to help her carry out her mission, although the aggressive playersexual power fantasy writing kinda ruins that characterization.
Oh frick off. At this point I'd take intentionally uglified western characters over anime. Anime characters can't even be called caricatures of characters because they're so cut and paste
>tfw 5 hours into the game and all of my party members wanna frick already
I'm not even hitting on them, most of the time I'm being snarky towards them when asking about their background.
Yeah anyone telling you otherwise about the romance routes being forced dogshit is lying to you. It's actually really annoying how you try to dig into a companions backstory, and they take it as "lets have sex lol". I have never played a game with such dogshit dialogue before, but it's to be expected of the seven man cuck squad.
>the only remotely attractive companion by any stretch of the word >is the most mind numbingly boring one by far >potato for a personality >regularly hits on gale if they're both in the party if you have both early on, just to toss a little NTR in there to piss off chuds
its funny and kind of pathetic, the devs are cleary so assmad you want a generic female love interest and its very transparent. still a good game though, but the writing staff is by far the least talented of the the Larian team.
>start a fight >bless >turn into a fricking owlbear >jump on a group of enemies knocking everyone prone and knocking one of the motherfrickers off the cliff >claw at another one, knocking him back and off the cliff too >roar as the dominant alpha in the area
Like that
>never talk to Astarion >Go to camp >Talk to him >gay starts talking about the stars and how he wants to spend time with me
homie wut? I barely know you, we've never had conversation after I recruited you
>be me >dragonborn sorcerer >find karlach, immediately realize that devil-fed gung-ho bullshit coming from wyll was all wrong >save her life >literally drop shadowb***h once I realize how much more charming karlach the bubbly optimist is >finally reach baldur's gate, encounter the drow prostitute duo >definitely not into that gay shit >she isn't either >That'sMyGirl.webm >later she wakes me up for a fun little date together at the end of the world >very happy with my romance choice >she invites me to seal the deal that night >BusinessIsBoomin.jpg >think to myself, Larian might be full of blue-haired spastic gays, and I might have had to turn down literally every horny male companion multiple times to get here, but i finally made it with the only female companion who's personality isn't cardboard >sex scene begins >TheEagleHasLanded.webm >cant wait for my intimate moment >forced to watch in horror as Karlach literally picks up my straight male 7 foot tall dragonborn by the waist, throws my legs in the air, and essentially sodomizes me >forced to skip the cutscene i waited all game for due to the sheer cringe radiating from my screen
Everything involving romance in this game is a sham written by twisted buttholes.
>rush to the goblin village >can't frick any of the goblin ladies
what the frick?? you guys told me this game was all sex all the time what the frick?! why did they make them so sexy it you can't frick em
Anon she's the only character that DOESN'T immediately start sucking your wiener for doing nothing.
Nah, she does on the exact same night as every other character, during the party.
I had high approval with her and she outright said she didn't want me. Everyone else was down except for Astarion whom I never used.
Bullshit she tells you she's willing to have a drink at a fricking tavern when this is all over, and that gives you a boost in her approval. Thanks for letting us know you are one of those homosexuals romancing gale, or astarion.
Nah, she's player sexual just like every other character and comes onto you immediately. You're completely deranged.
Yeah anon everyone reporting the same thing about Shadowheart having the shittiest romance route, and accessibility towards said route are totally in on le conspiracy, and you are like Neo from the Matrix dude.
Stupid deranged homosexual.
Alright.
>Alright.
U never played the game, shadowb***h is actually frigid like virgin, she kissed protagonist awkwardly during the party in ea, but at full game that scene got moved earlier, during the party u just go to sleep and get option to "think about her" narrator says some shit like "shadowheart mind is enigma"
There is no action asides banter and one kiss.
U guys here write complete bullshit for fug know what reason, are u mentally ill or smtg?
in 50 hours i've only kissed her and given her a flower. every other party member i can't talk to without them jumping on the PC dick
You're both mentally moronic, you can kiss Shadowheart after the party while drinking wine together and you only get to bang her in act 3, not before.
Refusing this kiss or ignoring the moment prompts you with a romance path y/n flag, she's also the one that forces that conversation on you the next morning. Maybe this changes later, but there was only 4 options for that conversation and it's either romance or no romance, nothing in-between.
You can get that scene before the party.
Still a prostitute because she wants to have a foursome with another guy
Is this true?
What the actual frick is this writing LMAO
The 7 cuck squad strikes again. The new Morrigan, they said.
HERE'S YOUR ROMANCE BRO
>dissing Zyzz
NGMI
Is this an early access screenshot? She looks worse in game.
it's act 2 when she gets a make over
lies
it's not, it's literally her sharr haircut if she becomes gods chosen
Do i want her to become god's chosen?
she becomes insanely broken but it kills everyone in act 2 and breaks your cover with the cult, so your call
Considering ive been not trusting the Dream Visitor and also killing all the evil cultists. She sounds perfect.
Idk do you?
nice 5 o'clock shadow
shadowmilf
sharties get the rope
I refuse all romances, I don't care if I miss out on quests or content or whatever. I'm stone cold.
None of the quests in the game are good anyway.
No I'm not joking, one of the shittiest high profile RPGs I've played.
>thou walkest alone
>Game insults you for being an incel.
Holy based. Larian I kneel.
Stone. Cold. Try and stop me.
He insults you for having sex too, Withers is our guy
>to tell the truth, I never read either Dante or Ariosto.
Man, Withers AKA Jergal is so fricking cool. There’s a lot of shit in the game, but him resurrecting you after telling Bhaal to frick off after dealing with post-natal schizophrenia and the end credit scene of him taunting the dead three is great.
>no spoil
Unironically play as The Dark Urge, it is quite literally the canon campaign and has a multitude of exclusive quests, bosses, and even endings, regardless of what alignment you make your character - yes you can play a “good” urge. I think the game is genuinely worse for having a player origin instead of defaulting to The Dark Urge, especially with how heavily it ties into Baldur’s Gate as a franchise.
BASED
My OLD WISE MONK autist roleplay means my character will never frick these harlet hoes
Now I just gotta hold out hope for a monk romance option in DLC
I'm 9 hours in and she could not seem less interested in sex
Women can tell, anon
>acts like a shy prude
>wants to have a foursome with you and 2 hookers the second you reach baldur's gate
What is wrong with CRPG devs?
yes even the quiet girl in the back of the class is a world class prostitute
>and 2 hookers the second you reach baldur's gate
As long as there are no men involved (besides me)
There is, it's a male drow and a female drow. They're related too. The Black person in charge of the sex scenes ruined a 59 hours long playthrough.
Bro... why did you say hookers then
Anyway, fricking ruined
She only says she's down if you say you're interested in doing it. She wants to please you.
>I'm down for an incest themed orgy if you are teehee
homie shut the frick up.
I'm sorry you got bothered that a video game character supported something you made another video game character say.
>having your love interest drooling over banging a brother and his sister with you is a good thing
What's the point of putting the emphasis on romances if they ruin them with their porn addiction?
I think the redditor would be the one getting butthurt that essentially a fricking cartoon character, once again, is supportive of something YOU make a character say. You chose that homosexual. Now suck my fricking wiener.
Shut the frick up Swen, get the bear sex and the incest sex out of my game you bald frick.
that's just enough to satisfy my bisexual woman fetish
that surely cant be the only way to sex shadowheart
jesus why is this game so cucked
you can other ways
She has sex scenes, I thought? Isn't there one where you skinny dip together?
can I just take the girl?
No, you have to take both.
is it a twinky drow at least?
No.
fricking hell they still cuck me, mff content is ultra fricking rare, especially when compared to everything else
They're Drow Twins, a man and women. The twins thing is already weird enough to be grossed out for me.
All the companions just jump on your dick. It's moronic and bizarre honestly.
>prude
she doesn't act prude at all. She comes off more as an anarchist libertine who isn't gonna be locked down by anyone and sees people as tools to help her carry out her mission, although the aggressive playersexual power fantasy writing kinda ruins that characterization.
It's the one semi attractive female in the game anon of course the homosexuals at Larian would do everything in their power to ruin her romance route.
Yeah, that feels like a situation where another writer wrote for her.
Nice chosen of shar haircut homosexual
can you please put something balgurs gate related in your thread so I can filter it?
Why the frick does mine have white hair now?
A shame this game doesn't have an anime artstyle. She'd look way better.
holy shit someone finally made her attractive
WHERE THE SCAR
wouldnt save the game from being boring as shit
Oh frick off. At this point I'd take intentionally uglified western characters over anime. Anime characters can't even be called caricatures of characters because they're so cut and paste
>I'd take intentionally uglified western characters over anime
We know, troony
YWNBAW
looks ugly as shit
My Shadowife
Are you locked out of segs with her if you go the shar route?
>tfw 5 hours into the game and all of my party members wanna frick already
I'm not even hitting on them, most of the time I'm being snarky towards them when asking about their background.
Yeah anyone telling you otherwise about the romance routes being forced dogshit is lying to you. It's actually really annoying how you try to dig into a companions backstory, and they take it as "lets have sex lol". I have never played a game with such dogshit dialogue before, but it's to be expected of the seven man cuck squad.
>the only remotely attractive companion by any stretch of the word
>is the most mind numbingly boring one by far
>potato for a personality
>regularly hits on gale if they're both in the party if you have both early on, just to toss a little NTR in there to piss off chuds
its funny and kind of pathetic, the devs are cleary so assmad you want a generic female love interest and its very transparent. still a good game though, but the writing staff is by far the least talented of the the Larian team.
normal love interests is anti-semitic, sorry.
>start a fight
>miss
>miss
>miss
>miss
how do you dweebs enjoy this shit
git gud
>start a fight
>bless
>turn into a fricking owlbear
>jump on a group of enemies knocking everyone prone and knocking one of the motherfrickers off the cliff
>claw at another one, knocking him back and off the cliff too
>roar as the dominant alpha in the area
Like that
But then you still miss.
Imagine fricking that police bunny
Needs more HMOFA porn.
so whats the word on poly shit in this game?
The gay bear and the gay vampires are manprostitutes.
Shadowheart wants to frick a dude and his sister with you
That's pretty much it so far.
>never talk to Astarion
>Go to camp
>Talk to him
>gay starts talking about the stars and how he wants to spend time with me
homie wut? I barely know you, we've never had conversation after I recruited you
Welcome to BG3.
sexually frustrated millennial writers
>be me
>dragonborn sorcerer
>find karlach, immediately realize that devil-fed gung-ho bullshit coming from wyll was all wrong
>save her life
>literally drop shadowb***h once I realize how much more charming karlach the bubbly optimist is
>finally reach baldur's gate, encounter the drow prostitute duo
>definitely not into that gay shit
>she isn't either
>That'sMyGirl.webm
>later she wakes me up for a fun little date together at the end of the world
>very happy with my romance choice
>she invites me to seal the deal that night
>BusinessIsBoomin.jpg
>think to myself, Larian might be full of blue-haired spastic gays, and I might have had to turn down literally every horny male companion multiple times to get here, but i finally made it with the only female companion who's personality isn't cardboard
>sex scene begins
>TheEagleHasLanded.webm
>cant wait for my intimate moment
>forced to watch in horror as Karlach literally picks up my straight male 7 foot tall dragonborn by the waist, throws my legs in the air, and essentially sodomizes me
>forced to skip the cutscene i waited all game for due to the sheer cringe radiating from my screen
Everything involving romance in this game is a sham written by twisted buttholes.
>dropped shadowheart for karlach
biggest fricking mistake of your adventuring career buddy
Karlach doesn't wanna have a foursome with hookers, she's inherently better than shadow hoe. Plus she sleeps with a teddy bear
Nobody tell him
I know about her endings. Still the best girl, by a land mile.
Not what I was talking about lol she's up for polygamy
she is?
elaborate please
>I'm a proud cuck queen
her dialogue is so bad
>my romance is less of a cuck than your romance!
i think you're both being played by a shitty game here
I mostly love larian's RPG philosophy but their writers make me wanna shoot myself.
>voluntarily pursuing female zyzz
anon, you got something you want to tell us?
>female amazonian snu snu BAD
okay homosexual go romance the dingleberry dicked bear, or the homosexual vampire or something
>you romanced the most masculine character in the game
>somehow this makes me gay
okay
>having sex with gurrls is GAY!!!
homosexual
>face scanned troony
Are there coomer mods to make her pregnanty, busty and a bimbo already?
Definition of MID
can you become a lich? i want to roleplay a lichcel
no i wish
I kinda want to kill all the Druegars at the forge bros.
>Shadowheart stops being evil
>immediately shaves her bush
Really makes you think
really activates those almonds
it's me again
https://files.catbox.moe/fuacq5.png
>AIslop
Keep it.
oh boy, we got a real art critic over here
he's right. sarcasm is not an rebuttal. have a nice day
What the frick I can fast travel or rest during the save Nere bullshit?
>Khalech knows how is Jaheira, but had no idea who Elminster is even when the frog from another plane does
It's a bad game sir!
Not if I jump on her's first.
Minthara bros give me the truth... is her romance entirely nonexistent?
>rush to the goblin village
>can't frick any of the goblin ladies
what the frick?? you guys told me this game was all sex all the time what the frick?! why did they make them so sexy it you can't frick em
Goblins have standards. Unlike your companions.