Just another ARPG

So since we allow discussion of normiecore ARPG's here, have y'all played Swordsman? I just tried it out and
>guy keeps letting go of weapons
>mfw swordslessman
>try gripping toward weapon to pick up
>indicator disappears every fricking time
>get stabbed in the face every time I get within 2ft of enemy
>grind first level four times
>btfo on 5th again

The VR2 makes it entertaining enough I'll keep playing but
>so little is explained about combat I have no idea how to kick
>graphics are shit compared to even Kizuna AI, the superior ARPG

We need Oblivion VR2 already

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not an RPG. Buy an ad, shillhomosexual.

  2. 9 months ago
    The Red Barron

    so

    1. This game is bad
    2. The first boss is giving me a bunch of shit
    3. The grip thing is moronic as stated earlier. It makes the game unplayable after ten minutes because your hands start getting fatigued
    4. Powering through it was almost rewarding then the game crashed

    I bought new armor which did nothing as far as I can tell, despite enemy armor being invincible without the (countless included) cheats

    5. The enemies are all flawless expert swords ninjas and you just walked into their sword again

    Get prepared to repeat 5 a thousand times

    I might finally skip this one, I have beaten every VR game I have so far but this is some outrageously bad trash

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >y'all
      have a nice day dumb Black folkpeech homosexual

      so after maxing my armor and stats to the best I can play with

      1. getting to boss is easy if youre statted
      2. boss still fricking my ass

      I'm going to assume one of the bosses is easier than these first two, there must be some trick to this. There are some weird items like "gun sword" which might be necessary

      >namegay
      Ki yourself dumb namegayging lowlife

      There, I can hide and sage in peace now.

  3. 9 months ago
    The Red Barron

    so after maxing my armor and stats to the best I can play with

    1. getting to boss is easy if youre statted
    2. boss still fricking my ass

    I'm going to assume one of the bosses is easier than these first two, there must be some trick to this. There are some weird items like "gun sword" which might be necessary

  4. 9 months ago
    The Red Barron

    So I beat the first two bosses finally. They apparently just have way more health than any enemies or yourself. Takes like a hundred hacks, and they have a lot of covering and not much weak spot to hit

  5. 9 months ago
    The Red Barron

    Also just fyi
    >you are limited to the amount of stats you get so don't spend like an idiot
    >gold becomes totally useless after you save up for your first good armor set, apparently

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >y'all
    Sorry, OP, stopped reading right there.

    • 9 months ago
      The Red Barron

      it's ok

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh.

  8. 9 months ago
    The Red Barron

    Beat the "main story" which I'm guessing is just the original game since there's no story

    There's a sandbox and zombie mode I'm going to try out. Despite being a shitty game the VR2 makes this stuff really enjoyable. It's fhe first game I've gotten to have a sword and see gore in (light but present) which was cool. Stabbing people in the mouth was satisfying

  9. 9 months ago
    The Red Barron

    Sandbox mode is... fricking gay training? What a joke. There might be some way to initiate a battle to unlock a sword there?

    The Zombie/Horde mode is... really cool actually. Super simple but really does what it says, lets you play zombies but with a sword

    Did not play Arena yet because it, like Sandbox, has too many options I don't care to set honestly. There are like five swords that it doesn't really tell you how to unlock. Moving on to Onogatori I think it's called next, after a break, wearing this thing tires you out

  10. 9 months ago
    The Red Barron

    I forgot to mention that Archery is basically uselss

    The "main" game asks you to fight fifteen enemies in a row at times, and you get like five darts or arrows for crossbow/longbow

    Archery in Horizon VR was fricking great btw, you get infinite weak arrows which you need

    That said shooting people in the head in this was funny

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game sucks. Play Blade and Sorcery... also Oblivion VR will actually be a thing with OpenMW will probably take years though

    • 9 months ago
      The Red Barron

      Says it's for VR1... but VR2 is only compatible with VR2 games. Honestly it does look better but I can't play it, I'll wait for something else

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh i didnt know u were on playstation.. dat sucks

        • 9 months ago
          The Red Barron
  12. 9 months ago
    The Red Barron

    Onogori is a lot of fun, just because anime chicks look SO fricking adorable. It's a puzzle game basically where you hold her hand sometimes. The waifubait I needed

  13. 9 months ago
    The Red Barron

    Onogoro's puzzles are getting harder but I'm enjoying it

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

    • 8 months ago
      The Red Barron

      The VR2 games are a lot of fun honestly

      Any shitty old game with the headset is really immersive, you should try it

      I'm gonna beat Onogoro soon, and then start the Village which was the last game I have purchased. After that might try GT7, but waiting for the CoD and ANY fricking RPG still

      Turn-based waifu dungeon sim would be so great for this, might have to settle for just using the headset to play but that's not the same as having full motion view and being up close and personal with cartoon wife

  15. 8 months ago
    The Red Barron

    Beat Tales of Onogoro and it was pretty fun. The puzzles got extremely frustrating at the end, but screaming at cartoon wife really helped me feel better.

    Now for Village when I get around to it in a day or week or whatever. I tried playing some old vidja on the thing finally, Doom 64 which I just got cheap in the sale. It's definitely more immersive, I decided immediately I'll have to try one of the PSX FF's on it after this

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