Just because you're not gay doesn't mean you have the right to never be hit on by the same sex.
Just because you're not gay doesn't mean you have the right to never be hit on by the same sex.
Just because you're not gay doesn't mean you have the right to never be hit on by the same sex.
Daily reminder /lgbt/ is raiding the board for bg3
playing rpgs is not cute, why would they do that
Oh so actual sexual harassment is fine if it's a homosexual doing it??
But only a homosexual, Anon. Lesbians, heteros and trannies need to mind themselves
I wouldn't mind if Gale wasn't the camp with me, watching me sleep.
>get offered a plate of earthworms
>say "no thanks."
Yeah, really hard to say no to things you're uninterested in right?
>Oh so actual sexual harassment is fine
It's not fine regardless of the person doing it. A modicum of competence and self-awareness is all you need to express an interest in someone without it being sexual harassment.
>But I do have the right to voice my complaints about it being unrealistic that everyone in the party is gay.
Yes, but it doesn't really matter.
BASED
GO OFF QUEEN
But I do have the right to voice my complaints about it being unrealistic that everyone in the party is gay.
Bisexual.
Yeah, that's what I said, gay.
If they were all just gay then clearly none of the female companions would take interest in you. When that’s clearly the opposite. Provided you did their quests and raised their approval. Practically everyone male and female who accompanies you on the journey can be interested in a romantic relationship. It’s seems your character lacks the charisma to get the ladies
He's saying the specific flavor of homosexual doesn't matter. And he's right. Neither belong in the game, or on the planet.
Funny considering I'm a homosexual irl, still hate the overabundance of horniness.
Broken clocks. Still you should have a nice day for being gay.
Are you saying gay men are easy?
easier than women for sure
I can’t speak on that. Though there are plenty of people in the world. Be them straight, gay, or bi who are. It just depends on the individual. At least so I’ve heard.
>can frick a literal bear but you can't frick the milf half elf
Its unrealistic but mostly because of the fact that games are, in fact, not real, therefore nothing wrong with that.
Truth is that people have different tastes. What if you really liked [waifu] but she was made lesbian and you didn't want to play a female Tav? You'd be disappointed that you couldn't romance her.
>oh well thats just realistic then so Id just act like it wouldnt bother me hurr durr
Well thankfully games are not real and developers can code them however they want to make the players happy.
Except I'd be happier with the given situation because I'm not a homosexual that gets mad over someone not being into me.
> What if you really liked [waifu] but she was made lesbian and you didn't want to play a female Tav? You'd be disappointed that you couldn't romance her.
You hit the nail on the head. I remember when there was an uproar over Judy in Cyberpunk 2077 being a lesbian. I swear, there is no pleasing these people.
He didn't.
>Oh you don't like gays in your games?
>Well what would you think if the girls were gays too!
How about we just not put any fricking gays in the game, huh?
Develop your own game then.
>Nooo, don't criticize the game I like!
>Crying over spilt milk.
>No, a game can’t have characters that aren’t straight because…they just can’t ok!
Correct. They just can't. I will not buy or support games with gays. Unless they're all objectively evil like in elden ring, that's okay.
Wyll made a deal with a devil, Astarion is a Vampire, Gale fricked around and found out with the goddess of magic, Halsin is a zoophile.
Wait, why am I trying to convince you to buy this game?!
The game doesn't present any of them as evil except the vampire
Are you so braindead that you need the game to tell you what's right or wrong?
No, I expect the game to not present homosexuals as normal. They deserve derision and mockery, or total exclusion.
I can't tell what's your opinion unless you write
"Anon disapproves" or "Anon aproves" before your answer.
>Hurrr durrfrrrfff dewelop yow own gaem hurfrrrff
It would be more productive than crying over nothing.
Because devs and publishers never ever read anything on the internet, and information doesn't spread on the internet, and making a triple A videogame solo is ez
Did I say it had to be a triple a experience?
>implying any game wouldn't take years of 80 hour work weeks to not suck if made by a single dev
Also
Did I say I would settle for less? If I wanted a low bugdet indie game there's thousands of them.
Then play them instead of whining about a game you don’t like.
IF I wanted
Jesus christ anon get it checked, I might complain about stupid shit but it's better than being a stupid shit
How pathetic.
>Uses "do your own X" npc argument
>Says moronic nonsense that is easily countered
>Ignores counterarguments or misunderstands them
>idk what to say so i'll just say "how pathethic"
I'm not sure if you're a troll or 100% certified tard. Bravo sir, good day.
And to you, ciao.
>you need to make good art to know that shit looks and smells like shit
actual troglodyte take
In fact, with how Larian handled it, no romance at all.
it was one of the classic bioware checkmarks they had to hit or else it wouldn't feel classic bioware-y enough.
And just because you're gay doesn't mean you have the right to never be rejected.
It's a two-way street.
Yes, but gay men shouldn't have to live in fear and should be able to trial and error get some dick using cold pickup just like straights
Just about nobody has a problem with gays existing, people have a problem with every character being playersexual, them thinking the slightest kindness is flirting, and there not being a soft way to deny them.
Some dudes like playing hard to get, it's not that big a deal bro
It's such a shitshow the right and left actually agree for once on romance being done poorly.
Just because your room temperature (celcius) IQ brain thinks its fine doesn't mean it is.
>Just about nobody has a problem with gays existing
Speak for yourself gay enabler
the thing is that there are soft ways to turn Gale down, the problem is he keeps coming and eventually he gets pissed at you
I honestly just think he's bugged. Lae'zel feels bugged too.
It's not a bug everything works how it's supposed to, they very intentionally made Gale overly aggressive with no soft way to turn him down because it's culture war bullshit, same reason they're desperately trying to hype up BG3 as GoTY when BoTW2 just came out lol
if it's indeed culture war bullshit, they're not making a great case for their side tbqh
That is probably to turn underage boys gay, they won't want to be mean and will be forced to watch a gay sex scene
i never used to, live and let live and all that. but gays and troons and shit have made themselves so insuffereable, so perniciously evil in their depravity and degeneracy, and then demand it be inserted into everything, that now, now i DO fricking hate them. stay the frick away from the children you paedo, kiddie raping filth.
like fricking monkeypox. the only people who caught it were gays, from having fricked actual monkeys and then spread it around amongst them.
and for some totally unknown reason no one will ever investigate, dogs and boy children. GEE HOW COULD THEY HAVE GOTTEN AN STI THAT ONLY ONE GROUP HAVE? I FRICKING WONDER
I see where you're coming from and definitely hate the mainstream BS and LGBT community, still, I keep an open mind for people whom I don't know are part of that cult or not, even if they're gay or whatever.
>the mainstream
who are you kidding?
look, if ays, just met another gay, got 'married' and settled down happily ever after, FINE, no skin off my nose. but OH NO, that's icky tradtiona nad stereotypes roles nd yucky! instead, they HAVE to frick all the gay penis, hundreds every year. they HAVE to parade naked through the goddam streets wvaing their dicks and balls in childrens faces at 'pride' parades. PRIDE. the cardinal fricking sin, the SIN that cause Lucifer to fall, to rebel. and they glory in it. and i'm supposed to just go the frick along with it? i'm supposed to find it fine and dandy they're writing books for SMALL schoolchildren telling them how to anal sex with an adult? and how to give adult a blowjob? open paedophiliac grooming?
it's precisely because people said that first bit that we ended up with this problem
Indeed. There are people who say shit like "gays and homosexuals aren't the same thing", but they're fricking wrong. Every gay is part of the "community". They are a monolith and they always have been.
yep, slippery slope was real all along and never a fallacy. give an inch, they take twelve miles. so unfortunately, we need to regress to zero fricking tolerance. they cannot be fricking trusted not to be evil monsters to vulnerables
>Samegay talking to himself
Also the israelites are turning us against one another using that cult BS, you're falling for their tricks, they want us to fight eachother over shit like this. Go after the cult not after the rest.
homosexualry is one of the israelite's goals, they get off on hedonism and corruption. Did you ever think to look at what books the nazis were burning?
Point is there's (relatively) normal people who aren't as degenerate as israelites and still just gay.
No, there isn't. It's just degenerates with different levels of capacity for shame.
Be a mongrel to war against randoms instead of the israelites, then.
Black person I'm not reading all that, I already said, well, implied, that I was okay with gays that keep to themselves like normal people but not with this fricked up pedo cult BS
Monkeypox wasn't a gay problem, it was a degenerate problem. I'm not saying there aren't a lot of gay degenerates, but the rest don't want or need to be represented by that
You are a small minority and a gay incel, you can't get that dick you want, doesn't mean we're suddenly going to stop associating a disease that is spread by homosexuals and for which 99% of the infectees are homosexuals with homosexuals
>Monkeypox wasn't a gay problem, it was a degenerate problem.
And the overwhelming majority of people who ended up with monkeypox were gay men, because gays are a bunch of disgusting degenerates.
>but the rest
There is no "rest"
Yeah and the overwhelming majority of men are rapists.
#notallmen amirite?
the overwhelming majority of men are not rapists
the overwhelming majority of rapists are men though
Lmao falling for AIDS 2.0 psyop.
Gay men are so fricking degenerate and promiscuous that HIV is still rampant despite us having drugs that reduce its infectivity by 99%.
Now that it is so harmless we like to chase the bugs and get our negholes pozzed, that's what the tadpoles are allegory for
OK fine, but when I flat out tell you I'm straight and not interested in a guy hitting on me, that you don't respond with "Well I can change your mind ;)" and then imply I'm a homophobic bigot when I tell you to frick off because I'm not interested.
Chill, some guys just play hard to get just like girls, maybe he was just making double sure you weren't into it
I would have considered that if rejection wasn't immediately met with hostility and homophobia accusations.
Actual experience BTW, was glad the idiot got fired later being a creepy frick.
Why are the dialogues as is:
Yes (gay)
Yes (gay)
You're a piece of shit (no and disapproval)
Most homosexuals are perverts and they literally think it's ok to sexually harass both men and women because they like dick up their ass.
I can avoid male-on-male romance by playing a female character to scout out which homos to kill before they flirt in a male mc play through.
All of them, every single one of them is into you no matter what.
Do a dark urge playthrough and frick Lae'zel, she likes dark urge choices.
I miss the days when dragon age 2 was the only game where every romance was player-sexual
It pisses me off too, because Shadowheart will be into you, even if you're a Githyanki cleric of Selûne.
Motherfricker, that's a wombo combo of reasons she'd want to kill you. I understand the teaming up due to necessity, and perhaps in due time friendship, but there's no way she'd realistically want to frick either a gith or a selunite, let alone both at the same time.
They should have made it possible, but much harder. Having to do some persuasion rolls etc.
It shouldn't be easy with anyone at all no matter what, with maybe some exceptions here and there, but everyone hits on you so damn fast. Some options should be locked off if you are the wrong race/sex/class, accessibility be damned, I want immersion.
homosexuals being easy is completely realistic. Why do you think AIDS is still an epidemic despite us having medicine that reduces the blood titer by 99%, that's given out for free? They're so utterly promiscuous that they still manage to spread the disease. That said, the game should give you an option to just tell them you're not fricking gay.
No that's not true, they're just like us, and they should be allowed to adopt male children and have subsidized surrogacy pregnancy with gender selection no questions asked
All they had to do what have a sexual orientation selection option, so you don't get roped into sex scenes
of course the overly sex positive weirdos would "forget" to include such an obvious thing
overly sex positive, but not enough to add a breast or butt slider, mind you
this was the best option. Have that at the character creation for straight/gay/bi and then any dialogue is changed to being nice and saying no or telling them that they should frick off
getting "roped into" sex scenes is not real. you homosexuals need to stop lying that you didn't know what you were picking or stop acting like you didn't pick it on purpose because you're all homosexuals. the options are clear as fricking day.
playing BG3 made me much more sympathetic towards women and the constant sexual harassment they receive from countless 'companions'
I learned years ago in junior college
>make friends with a random, short, skinny sperg
>he's friendly and it's nice to have someone to talk to
>clingy and forward but respectful of boundaries; never got weird about being told no
>one day he jokingly asks why i don't date or even talk about girls
>"huh, guess that is kinda weird lol"
>he tells me he thinks he's bi-curious
>eventually had to firmly tell him i look forward to talking about games and anime with him but *that's* never gonna happen
>he asks if it's weird that he's the opposite
>"as in... are you... showing interests in my hobbies because you want... oh, wow. oh, i'm sorry but whoa, no"
Not gonna lie. It kinda gutted me that he started ghosting/avoiding me once dating was off the table. I'd go as far as wondering if he took the "break up" better than I did
Now you know what it is like to be female
>It kinda gutted me
you sound like a woman, stop being so dramatic
if you like someone and they make it clear they're not interested in you like that, then it's 100% fine if you want to stop talking to them. you don't choose who you get feelings for.
He thought he had a friend, and then it turns out said "friend" was only there for dick, shut the frick up, you sound like a larianhomosexual.
fricking waaah
you're not entitled to someone's friendship if they had other feelings and now know that's not able to happen
cry some more, homosexual
>Cry more, homosexual.
Wow, talk about the pot calling the kettle a Black person.
Sometimes dudes play hard to get too, sometimes a no actually means yes
die homo
>t.rapist
YOU CANT HAVE MY BOOTY!!
>BG3 made me much more sympathetic towards women and the shit they complain about that never fricking happens
>you WILL swallow my homosexual culture
>you WILL wave the pride flag
Gotta represent the least liked characters
Also he is a pedophile, trans proud and shit
boards.Ganker/b/thread/904737726
Ya hear that guys.
If you're a gay, sexual harassment is A-Okay
I thought it was just the usual "baaaw, there's a gay character in the game" whining, but Gale really is written as a horny gay who doesn't accept rejection.
>Oh, I'd love to spend time with you
>No, Gale. I'm not interested in you.
>Okay.
Later
>Hey, wanna try magic?
>Sure!
>... heh, this is so sensual, isn't it? Makes you want to be close to someone..?
>NO, Gale!
>Okay.
Later
>Hey, go meet me at this deserted spot, I want to talk to you.
>(Hmmm, he has just gotten some pretty bad news - better check it out) Hey, what's on your mind, Gale?
>I'm just thinking about death... and spending time with you.
>Fricking no, Gale!
Gale disapproves.
Pic very much related.
Picking the top choice in the scene doesn’t affirm romance. If you were romancing him he would confess that he’s in love with you. To which you could say the same, kiss him, or even then say you aren’t interested in him like that.
then when you commit to another character he whines about how you seem to be happy and he feels that he's no longer the reason
just moronic, honestly
All homosexuals go in the bog.
>be straight paladin
>beat the goblins
>talk to astarion and gale during the party
>both hit on me and give me 3 dialogue options
>2 where i accept the gay shit, 1 where i don't but they disapprove
I hate that so much
Unintentionally based, making the gays into insufferable sex pests who are incapable of distinguishing friendship and romance.
I think it's perfectly fine if they disapprove of you turning them down. There are plenty of moments where you can gain their approval and you could even argue it's a natural reaction.
If only they'd remember it. I turned you down, Wyll, why the frick are you asking me to dance with you? You're making this awkward, not me.
But with wyll it was different, i found him separated from the party alone near the river, talked to him, asked if he's ok and told him to come back to the party, nothing gay about that although i had the options to make it gay, but with the other 2 it was either become gay or tell them to frick off
>he didn't know Astarion is outright disgusted if your approval is low and you actually fall for his flirting
My approval isn't low, i have positive approval with everyone, even tried the options just to see what happens and i end up involved in gay shit or disapproved nothing good can come out of that conversation
>he didnt make Astarion beg for it before saying No
you are bad at the game simple as
Just being JO bros, nothing gay about that.
EVERYONE has the right to not be verbally assaulted by a homo
You belong in an asylum at best
I choose dark urge just so i can rip off gale's hand.
Are you people actually accidentally romancing Gale? Like, do you lack any social skill and experience in flirting?
>Oh, he's teaching me about conjuring a simple magic trick and he's so close and our characters are locking eyes, surely he's just being friendly!
I know Ganker is full of children but God damn
I just wanted to progress the questline, moron. How would I know I was being groomed by high fantasy Weinstein. The fact I was playing a halfling made it funnied tho
Poor sods probably mistook him for Laurentius
You shouldn't have to be on high alert for surprise buttsex at all times, what if you wanted to know more about Mystra and the Weave? What if you knew nothing about FE before all this?
>not having basic reading comprehension
All the awareness that you need that the dude is coming on to you. Even just reading your own options tells you the path that it's taking you in
you're really telling us it's our own fault for being raped by gale cosby over there?
See, they'll fix this with mods on the PC version.
This shit is coming to consoles, the frick do we do?
I guess not buying the game at all is the only real option here.
>This shit is coming to consoles, the frick do we do?
by a PC
u
I'm not buying a fricking gaming rig.
Waste of money.
you're not buying games either
Nah, I buy Steam codes.
I have a PC, just not one capable of running BG3.
Yeah, frick it.
Maybe don't by the homosexual 5E game that exists specifically to facilitate the homosexual shit you don't like
Now you know what being a woman is like.
yeah but if you tell the person hitting on you "no" multiple times and they continue, then they've entered harassment territory
women understand repeat harassment after asking pushy men to stop, no? it happens to them more often.
I am gay and i dont find gale attractive
>tfw no femboy goth drow companion
The best you got is Astarion. However, there is a Drow sex worker at Wyrms Crossing in act three. Sure, not a true romance option but you get what you get.
Hey, wanna see a magic trick *unzips dick*
This MF is thirsty AF he just invited me to show me some magic and then raped me, I killed him after that
Ganker do I need to feed this homosexual my magic items? What happens if I ignore him?
He has magic AIDS and will suicide bomb himself and end your game
Typical homosexual behaviour
I heard you can acquire tadpoles through anal sex, is this true?
>suicide bomb himself and end your game
What really? Game over if I don't give him my enchanted shit? Guess I gotta kill him then.
game over if he dies
forced homosexualry
if you don't bring him back after 2 days its game over.
IDK if what anon you responded to is right but its actually game over if you don't rez him.
Do yourself a solid, roll dark urge, rip the homosexual's arm off.
Can you do this without durge? If you leave him in there are you fine?
I think you can just avoid him, yeah.
He could explode. Just give him your uncommon Magic items. I gave him a ring of color spray, the gloves of the absolute, and the amulet of selunes chosen. They are all worthless in value and ability.
He stops asking after 3 items just give him some garbage
>itt zoomers who never played Mass Effect, Dragon Age or any WRPG in the past 15 years
It's like a staple to have the thirsty gay companion. You should have gotten used to it by now.
That gay gets left behind every time. I never bring him with me. now feggtz git off mai vidyer
>HP Low, spell slots spent, quest bugged out
>Dreading to return to camp and long rest
>Finally pull myself together and click the button
Gale: Welcome back Anon want to see a magic trick? 😉
>not playing dark urge and just ripping his arm off
Yeah but since it's an RPG, I'm also within my rights to kill anyone who does it.
I can't even do long rests because I'm afraid this gay will rape me in the camp
Cut off gale's hand
And keep it for yourself? I thought you wanted every part of him as far away from you guys as possible?
The God of murder demands severed hands, even rapey homeless wizard hands
If you're even slightly attractive you're gonna get hit on by both sexes sooner or later in life, just learn to say no and go your way gay men in my experiences are very fricking pushy though. I was once talking with a friend about this, and they said "you realize its not because they're gay right? Its because they're [spoiler]men" i didn't know how to reply[/spoiler]
Your friend is right. Being gay is like unlocking your libido as a man because all your potential sex partners are just as horny and perverted as you are.
>Its because they're men
As if this distinction matters in the slightest when it comes to gays being annoying. gays also love hitting on straight guys anyway.
>i didn't know how to reply
"Most normal men aren't degenerate hedonists like all gays are"
homosexuals are such a small minority of the population that I doubt that. Maybe if you live in a big city, or go to public school nowadays.
I get hit on by men more often than women IRL and it always bums me out
Imagine having a gay dude around that you have to keep giving money and your ass to or he will blow himself up killing everyone
That's Gale
correction, it is the PLAYER who hits on Gale
he is shocked if you imagine anything romantic with him during the magic cutscene, YOU are coming onto HIM
Exactly, though it is a pleasant surprise for him as he said. Nevertheless it is the player ultimately making the first move.
>Now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way
He's got no shame in his game
Yous got a bunch mens campin in one place, tadpoles in dey heads, all of thems get hard all of thems horny
they lookin for dem tadpoles nawmsayin
stop playing gay morally good characters then you wont get gayed on
gale pissed off when i holocausted the teifling camp
>Morally good
>Friends with a homosexual
it gays vanished from the planet, no bad thing would happen to society
gale is such a fricking anon, really
I'm not gay but I think Astarion is my favorite character. Guy says some funny shit.
for being a proper flamer he's ironically the least likely male character to try get in your pants
yeah he is pretty funny. I regret making a rogue honestly, he would've been pretty fun to keep in party.
You know you can change his class right?
I didn't. I've not dug into the particulars of this game that hard yet honestly, was just kind of playing casually and straight and learning stuff as I go. nice to know though.
Yeah he's the only companion to make me laugh with the things he says sometimes
Just take the compliment, homosexualron.
Its funny cause Ganker instantly starts hounding for sex and nudes as soon as some trapgay attention prostitute posts their pics.
Reminder that there's only one european on the writing team and that the rest is only americans and anglos.
we know your obsessed anon, you dont have to remind us
just because you think you're a woman it doesn't mean you have the right not to be punched in the face
Let me put a bear on the bottom (either sex) and i buy your game.
That fricking round tush is meant to be humped.
I can't believe this guy turned out to be a bigger homosexual than the gay vampire
Im more offended theres only a mixed threesome option if we're being honest
I wanted/am romancing Shadowheart, but from one narrator choice after the party, when you go to bed you can dream about the one you have a relationship with and got I Shadowheart and Gale. Why Gale? Because I tought we could be friends like a bromance I thought cool he can do magic but no, that was the full relationship route. He is talking about friendship and you can't say "cool let's be friends" because no you can only romance him bro
>Gale: I miss my talking cat, he loved everyone, except if you rubbed his belly, he hated that
>1. Want me to rub your belly, big guy :3
>2. I can be your new pet, or something more~ <3 <3 <3
>3. Jesus Christ enough about your stupid cat, have a nice day, you fricking homosexual
Ah yes, this must be that great high quality Larian writing
Chose the belly one because I'm not saying I hate cats. Not my problem if Gale gets the wrong impression and breaks his heart. Flattered he'd be interested in me after banging a goddess though.
>prey eyes
>bulbous nose
>broad thin lips
>round face
>pre-50 wrinkles around the eyes and forehead
>shitty facial hair distribution
It'd be fine if Gale didn't have such an unappealing onions face.
Anon, that’s his early access appearance. He got a facelift not too long before the full release. He doesn’t look like that at all.
I wouldn't know, I left his ass in the portal.
what about the rest of him
is it just me or act 2 is really short?
I just go to the inn then free the night song and its already over
LMAOing at ur life gays
playing bg3 right now and having fun, you Black folk are just jealous some people aren't little homosexuals whose brains are rotted by politics that don't matter in the real world
adios bros
No, you're on Ganker right now.
>being peepee in poopoo moronic
>doesn't matter in the real world
>organs literally start falling out your ass
>playing bg3 right now and having fun
It's a 5E game, you're not having fun even if the game was written by Tolkien
It's a great game and I love it but the romance shit is fricking busted and terrible and the people defending it are moronic and have no taste
literally the only good romances in the game are lae'zel and astarion
Gale and Wyll are so bland. Should have been fun races but they are just boring humans who are boring. Gale is perma missed in the future playthroughs and Wyll can stay purely for his succubus wanting to frick.
the issue isn't that he is a fricking homosexual. The issue is that the dialogue options that seem normal and supportive are somehow triggering him to be gay.
>I need to consume magic items
>Don't worry bro I'll help you out, you don't need to leave
this somehow makes it so you are on a gay romance
where as the other option is
>frick off and die, I want you out of the camp.
Like I never say anything flirty to him and he tries to frick me at the part. Don't talk to him at the part and he still decides to tell me he wants to suck my dick the second we get into the shadowlands despite me never talking to him outside his quest related shit. Meanwhile Karlach keeps friendzoning me
Are there at least any femboys to frick in this game? Or even cute twinks?
I dont mind picking gay options cuz it makes my bros feel nice and you have more options in the game when people like you. Even if you flirt a little you can turn down fricking at the last minute in a nice way its the best of both worlds to me. But I always take the chance to express interest just to see where it goes. Sometimes they are not into it which actually makes me feel like I suck at the game. I want the power to manipulate anyone into doing anything.
This game has given us some great threads.
/bgg/ has been a hoot also.
>save tiefling
>Lae'zel disapproves
>find diplomatic solution to a problem
>Lae'zel disapproves
>see puppy and decide not to kick it
>Lae'zel disapproves
>Lae'zel: SEX NAO
>Tav: No
>Lae'zel: YOU WILL REGRET THIS, ONE DAY YOU WILL WONDER WHAT THE TASTE OF MY GROSS MUCUS-COVERED SINEWY TEENAGE BOY BODY WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE
She's great. I love when you get the opportunity to tease or piss her off.
she was made for bully
Astarion romance has actually been really fun. Just waiting for him to fricking get real while playing along with his bullshit is not the dynamic I expected. Even though he's down to frick immediately its actually a slow burn.
I am not gay and if I am hit on by a gay man I just take it as a compliment and politely decline.
>I-I'd punch him right in the-
No you wouldn't, you gigantic fricking b***h. Grow up and move along
Growing up means accepting you don't put your penis up someone's butthole
It just means you are held to the consequences of your actions. If you can't take a compliment from another man and move along that's your problem.
I don't read anything in threads anymore. I hate reading and regularly checked out books from the library into my local ponds and sewers.
You might be straight but your sight sure as hell isn't.
That, or you didn't read anything in this thread.
>never
This dude does it every 5 minutes and does not understand what "no" means
It's not his fault that dudes play hard to get
gee it's almost like LGBTPQ are all sex pest freaks
WHO KNEW? oh wait, we did. its why we fricking hate them and don't want them or their shit anywhere near us.
is this just a coincidence or
yeah he does look just like him in that particular screenshot
Gale doesn’t even look like him. Especially not in the full release.
woah they're both homosexuals
his Destiny is AIDS
Out of all the companions in BG3 he sounds like the biggest Mary Sue.
>My character is on first names basis with Elminster
>I frick Mystra every night.
>I sought a piece of ancient Weave to frick Mystra even more
>Ups, it's Netherese destruction orb,
>It's a death-man switch, if I die there will be a nuclear explosion.
>It is actually fragment of Karsus' crown.
i dunno karlach is a pretty bad one too. probably not quite as bad as gale though.
Karlach at least is a glorified slave.
>Sent to hell because of gortash (Im honestly not sure how this works, aren't devils lawful? She wasn't Gortash's slave she wasn't his to trade).
>Got good at chop out of necessity
>Zerial takes note and makes her a new toy
>Heart replaced with an engine for lols
>Kept around like an exotic pet to show off
? What's wrong with that?
it's just all the characters are these super extraordinary one of a kind people who feel like they were made by dnd players with main character syndrome. none of them are just like normal "he's a skilled wizard with some minor quirks but otherwise a pretty ordinary guy" types of characters.
b***h b***h moan moan nobody wants to play as a jobber captain, get over your /tg/ autism.
I see you have never played DnD.
Let me introduce to my rogue Dadbane Shadowdart he's a gruff selfish half tiefling half aasimer with a heart of gold and a DARK SECRET and if you play long enough you might just find out he is secretly the king of baulders gate.
Shit character.
>>It's a death-man switch, if I die there will be a nuclear explosion.
Okay
>teleports you underwater in the middle of an ocean
>some fish die I guess
There’s a lot of sentient life in the forgotten realms. Even in the oceans, there are dryads, mermaids, and sahuagin to name a few.
He does suggest eandering off into the Underdark to hopefully find a mindflayer colony to blow up if you threaten to send him away.
He is fully aware that there are safe places for him to blow up.
Based
If I ever end up pirating this slop, I'm gonna send him away
>the cutscene starts even if you never talked to gale past his introduction
>PC sits down all too close and cozy next to legit stranger
this is what people are actually talking about when we say the romances are forced, awkward and clumsy, dumbass
>gale is introduced as a total bro
>hell yeah gale show me some of the cool magic you're doin
>game cuts to black and then opens to a scene of gale buttfricking your character
What the frick is the writing in this game? The romance shit around gale is particularly jarring
he straight up implies sex before you pick the option for it. he even uses the word "intimate". he does harass you for sex way too often though, and contrary to what some keep saying, that he will leave you alone after the first time you tell him you're not interested, he does indeed continue bugging you, and even will get angry if you continue saying no, like you were leading him on.
I thought it was intimate like a merger of the minds
it's 2023
"intimate" has de facto sexual implications attached to it. I don't make the rules, that's just how it became over the past decade.
Come on anon, don’t be dishonest. The Weave scene in question was clearly romantic in its tone. Even the. It can still be played out platonically, just don’t hold onto the moment after the narrator say it’s getting intimate. Plus the sex scene in question doesn’t occur unless you affirmed the romance earlier in act 1. Then it culminates in act 2, quite a slow burn in reality despite what you and others have been claiming.
>just turn him down bro and he'll leave you alone
I like ya, and I wantcha
Did you hold onto the moment in the weave scene and not back out once it got intimate?
>Did you hold onto the moment in the weave scene and not back out once it got intimate?
No. I LITERALLY reloaded after I saw how gay the scene was. I reloaded and then told him no I didn't care about his magic, nor did I want to see his ritual. Even got the disapproval, and the motherfricker still hits on me.
I’ll take your word with a heavy grain of salt. This never occurred with me, perhaps the sequencing is bugged?
Lae'zel is bugged too so it wouldn't surprise me if Gale's bullshit was a result of something similar.
Lae'zel literally disapproves of almost everything you do yet she still is constantly super horny for you and her approval goes up with the disapprovals somehow.
>Lae'zel literally disapproves of almost everything you do
lawful stupid player detected. Lae'zel is brash and unforgiving. It is very easy to win her approval by not being a gigantic pussy.
well I must be doing something right because my approval is still approaching the green with her even though she acts like she hates me.
Bro, you have to be RPing as a nun to not have laezel like you, literally just stand up for yourself at all ever.
I actually have a lot of sympathy for girls these days, ever since I got in shape, i posted physique pictures online one time and instantly get a lot of DMs from guys trying to get it in.
Very troubling to be honest, I don't blame chicks for being c**ty now.
Being hit on by ugly predatory guys who somehow reckon they could get you, who are thinking about fricking you as they type. Doesn't feel good bros.
Gale is not for romancing, he is for a desperate pursuit of power by any means possible to avert his fate.
Gale is for suffering.
No he’s not. I will do everything to save him from himself. Never will he reach for unknowable power. Instead he will ground himself, bettering himself. Allowing him to see the good he has in the mortal plane. Alongside his partner, forever by his side.
Gale makes a lot more sense if you remember that they most likely wrote his romance bits with female players in mind. He's like a bodice ripper character.
He's ripping off my jockstrap
>Say no
>Disproved and everyone makes you feel like you're the bad guy
Nice roleplaying
>kiss Shadowheart
>Lae'zel comes on to me
>Indecisiveness kicks in
God damn it my penis.
Lae'zel has the better development and payoff.
she's a frog
a cute tsundere frog
And that frog pussy is amazing
Shia LaBeouf!!!
Wyll backstory in the final game is such a downgrade compare too, lmao. They took out all the interesting parts about his EA character, all the nuance and potential as a larper and a hypocrite, and just made him depressed and even more boring.
Frick you, it's awkward as shit. Mostly if the guy goes too far and touches you.
I was damn close to hit it on their face.
Disgusting
Lemme hit it from the back bb
I have all right to hit you in the face.
Are Shadowheart and Lae'zel the most normal characters, other than Minsc and Jaheira, in the game or what?
Shadowheart is pretty normal
Lae'zel sort of is but not til later on. She demands casual sex from the get go but has actual romance after a certain point in her story.
Hilarious how we went from leftoids complaining about stare rape and male gaze and much discussion about various forms of consent to now leftoids openly defending a predatory sexual harasser just because they are gay
I hope each and every one of you dies.
But I do have the right to behead any homosexual who tries, because unlike a man hitting on a woman, a man hitting on a man is abhorrent and unnatural and needs to be punished with death, inshallah.