Just bought this game on Steam, what am I in for?

Just bought this game on Steam, what am I in for?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A wasted opportunity, a game slaughtered by sheer Japanese corporation autism

    Also hope you got the Royal version if you want the plot to make any kind of sense

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    2nd best game of 2015 and the decade after MGSV

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It came out in 2016

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Duscae is 2015 (:

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Duscae felt so much better than what we ended up getting. I really liked how they handled combat in it. XV is such a shame

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pure and unfiltered kino, a game perfected by sheer Japanese corporation work ethics.

    Also hope you got the Royal version to get the definitive version that extends the story even more.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A game that starts out really solid until you get to "that part" and it's all downhill from there.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered by a boat

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    arguably the worst mainline final fantasy game of all time (competing with 13). I hope you got it on sale.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      XVI is much worse.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        XV: 2/10 at best
        XVI: 8/10 at best
        yeah no. absolutely delusional.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          both XV and XVI are 3/10s at best.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          both XV and XVI are 3/10s at best.

          If guys think either XV or XVI are 3/10 worthy, then you guys never played an actual 3/10 game.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both XV and XVI are garbage games. Turn BASED is the only thing which matters.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What makes 16 a bad game to you? I'm about 30% through and so far its everything I wanted but didn't get out of 14 so I am pretty impressed.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > He fell for Barry's viral marketing

    > What am I in for?

    Epic Cup Noodles sponsored sidequest

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dogshit the entire way through

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A refund.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's bad but I liked it. Going on a road trip with the bros was fun.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    An incredibly boring open world first zone.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meh in every way possible.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rampant mediocrity

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ffxv is way more fleshed out with content and dlc/ patches
    in for a good time

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Combat system is poor dont pay attention to it.
    The bros are funny. Interact with them.
    Upgrade car.
    Get chocobo and go goofing around he world on the back of a chocobo.
    Get chocobos.
    Vyv and Dino are good npcs talk to them
    Try finding all the Royal Arms in the tombs. Its fun.
    There are 3 DLCs bundled with game. When each of the Bros go missing play their respective DLC chapters.
    Chapter 13 is extremely horrible. Be prepared.
    Fishing is a very good minigame. Learn how to fish from YT, Thre are 100+ fish to catch. You need lategame items just to get high level fish.
    If you really love the combat, there are hard lategame dungeons. The hardest dungeon restricts you from using items.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's also one DLC about Ardyn, mediocre itself but fleshes out the character extremely well

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats sold extra. Dunno if anon got it.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they do her so dirty?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Locked her character behind a movie lmao. She's a lot better in the royal edition, but still not great.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was suppose to be playable.
      SQuare axed the final DLCs

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Combat is easy but Noct's kit is really diverse. Try mastering finishers and the game becomes a lot faster and more fun. To do a weapon finisher just attack and then pause and attack again. You and also attack weapon switch and attack again for a finisher. Unlock all of the early nodes in the combat tree first to make the combat less clunky.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's the FF game with top-tier hangoutitude anon enjoy your time driving around with the boys

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A pretty comfy ride with some issues tho, most of the story is outside but by the end its still a Final Fantasy game through and through.

    Don't listen to the idiots here about FF16 tho, just a buncha psycho cultist worshiping Yoshit Piss like a fanatic

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Good beginning, horrible afterwards.
    2. Don't do side quests.
    5-6 straight side quests (and then sleep in the 2x/3x experience points places) are enough to make you so strong that you can beat 95% of the enemies (including all of the story bosses) without pressing/holding any button except for the attack button.
    3. The entire game goes to shit after chapter 8.
    4. Blue balled World of Chaos

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't do side quests.
      Except for the kino cup noodle quest chain

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you hold one button down and then you watch some cutscenes. it literally isn't even a game.

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