idgaf what your opinion is, this is OBJECTIVELY one of if not the best videogame ever made, you may like it more or less, but you cant deny what a behemoth of a game this is
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idgaf what your opinion is, this is OBJECTIVELY one of if not the best videogame ever made, you may like it more or less, but you cant deny what a behemoth of a game this is
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I didnt like it and OOT and MM are my favourite video games.
I liked it and I also liked OoT and MM, but my favourite is Minish Cap
Yes, the game is really good, left me on my knees begging for more, god I hope they announce Master Mode on the new direct so I have an excuse to play more
okay
I thought it was fun but I probably would’ve thought it was a lot better if I hadn’t played BotW.
did Banjo and Kazooe: nuts & bolts 2 really do that well?
>idgaf what your opinion is
then why post it here
Why is Zelda likes this now.
Like why is Zelda's parents a Black person and the literal baphomet.
I hate the antichrist so much it's unreal.
they aren't her parents, it's tens of thousands of years in the past. rauru is a good boy
FRICK OFF AND DIE, JESUIT SHILL
>jesuits are le bad
>even though they brought civilization to america
>even though they spread education
>even though they taught the natives how to arm and care for themselves
israelite
>catholic order
>israelite
Oke
They never brought anything. Before the mudflood the Aryans from doggerland and Tartaria helped them. Deny the talmud
Holy schizophrenia
nta but Tartaria is legitimately interesting even if its not real, it might have been.
It's interesting as fiction, maybe, but as a conspiracy theory is completely bullshit. Flatearth tier but a bit more obscure and it only serves to poison the well.
it has way fricking more going on than anything flat earth morons have. It absolutely could have been a blip in history that was rewritten by the winners.
As for all concepts of it being real? Frick no, and ive known of it for like 7 years now and sadly trying to find shit is giving dogshit 2020+ shit and that is all poisoning the well because its all a bunch of grifters and morons.
>goats are the antichrist!
meds, unhinged christcuck
Is not she's parents, it's she's long parents by grapnparent ancestor
>christcucks have turned into cartoon parodies of themselves
absolutely mindbroken
good morning synthetic man
moron
I mean all of the troony garbage being forced everywhere and the fact that link crossdressed in botw, you shouldn't be surprised at this point.
>darker, obviously tanned skin
>"SHE'S A BLACK WOMAN!!!!"
Your brain is fried and you are beyond help
>elf + baphomet = dragon
This is what /misc/ thinks you should believe and if you disagree you are a troony.
you shouldnt be a troony ever. Trannies have to validate detransitioners and their stories.
You lost, /misc/
no, just anyone with an IQ.
>Keeps showing evidence of him losing
The leftists are grooming your children and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
>admitting intent
thanks, fricking midwit
I'm not a leftist, I'm a conservative. Something you will never understand since you are a reactionary leftist. You only think about what makes leftists mad and that's your position.
>taking on labels
homosexual hahahahaa
Conserving God's goodness is not a "label". Like I said, you will never understand.
when biden wins again we are putting you trumpanzees into cages to be laughed at for 4 more years
ignore the trolls/shills, you are based and this game subconsciously pushes satanism through it's characters with normies being none the wiser but manipulated by it regardless
I hate the antichrist too bro
You have the IQ of a Black person
I think I like BOTW more. TOTK was really good, but the systems just didn't come together cohesively enough for me. All the actual "main" content felt weaker than BOTW, the wind temple was an exception though, as climbing higher and higher was really great. Both the depths and sky islands just didn't have enough content that differentiated itself from the overworld.
Really good game, but as time passes I think less and less of it. Still great, but has flaws.
yeah I feel like I had a big dumb smile on my face for that whole region's section
Rushing through that section, dropping the enemies and ascending through what felt like a mario 64 bowser level, then getting to the temple which was kind of just more of that instead of a lull in the pacing was great.
>but you cant deny what a behemoth of a game this is
I can and I will, because it is absolute nonsense. RDR2 is a much better open world game. Zelda is for downies.
Story is dogshit.
TotK is only better than the worst 3D Zelda (WindWaker)
TP is the worst Zelda
It's a shame we will probably never see a proper Zelda game again.
I just want some proper dungeons.
Rauru's feet are the solution to Hyrule's troubles.
what does the toe ring even imply, anyway? i missed the jokes
just to draw attention to the fact that they're a race of footbawds
nice thanks
I just started it yesterday. Even with the glitch to get the MsgNotFound Master Sword the tutorial sky island was a slog. Building things just seems like a waste of time; a solution in search of a problem. Like great, I can build a bridge with logs, but once I get some stamina food and the glider I can just jump over gaps.
>Building things just seems like a waste of time
It is. There is literally no reason to build anything other than the hover bike.
I make it a rule not to build the hoverbike because I didn't come up with it.
according to Eric here
>You can use the hover bike to reach the most distant islands in the sky
>You can use the hover Bike in combat
>You can attach anything you want to it without immediately losing balance
>You can use the hover bike to explore the depths in complete darkness, without having to stop constantly to toss light buds
>You can use the Hover Bike to solve water puzzles
>You can use the hover bike to traverse very long distances with 2 or less battery charges, rendering the system useless
>you can use the hover bike to explore the depths
This one is true though, just through a large lightbloom seed on your bike and you’ll be able to see where you’re going.
okay, point by point I'll tell you what's right and wrong.
1: yes, I've reached an altitude of 3300 which is the cap. It all depends on how many zonai batteries you've invested in. If you have zonai charges, you can keep going regardless.
2: You generally cannot use it in combat except with Yunobo's sage power. It can be used as a platform to leap off to initiate bow bullet time.
3: You can attach koroks and several other objects while retaining enough control. There are other forms for heavy loads like shrine stones including the "hoverbike 2.0" video which showcases a 4 fan vehicle attached together with a 2 by 4 meter wooden board.
4: You can, but you'll sometimes crash into mushrooms etc. that you cannot see. A headlight can help. If you fly in a straight line with a bulb straight ahead of you, it will show the silhouette of any obstacles that you can then avoid.
5: Sometimes yes, sometimes no. The 2.0 hoverbike I mentioned before is water buoyant.
6: That's grasping at straws, since having only 1-2 batteries is very early game. This is why doing things in the depths is rewarding, it increases your utility faster than anything else with zonaite for autobuilding, and crystal charges for batteries.
Hope that helps, whether or not you're quoting the opinion of whatever dime a dozen board schizo named Eric or not.
This think eats power like crazy, it's not as great as people claim. If you've got enough charges to make this viable you already did some grinding in the depths.
>he still uses a 2 fan set up instead of the superior 1 fan ones
Enjoy tilting to one side when your stick is on neutral, I guess.
explain
For some dumbfrick reason it doesn't matter if you have the fans aligned (i.e. the little zonai symbols lining up perfectly), the hoverbike still tilts to one side when you let go of the stick.
One fan setups don't have this issue.
Do you use a stabilizer or something? Or is it like that meme tumbleweed thing?
Neither.
am I moronic or does this thing fricking blow wiener outside just going up and around? I tried it in the depths and it just fricking goes all over the place.
>uses glitches and bugs on tutorial island
>dislikes the game
wow so surprising!
thats exactly what i thought at first, like yeah why would i build staff when i can just BOTW´the frick out of things right? there will be numerous things that you will need the ultrahand for, and you will find ways to make it interesting and necessary, give it some time jesus
Buildings certain devices and objects will help you especially when you get Autobuild. The main issue with it is that once you make a good enough machine, there's very little reason why you would explore further.
All you really need is a hoverbike and a floating platform aerial canon and you can pretty much solve anything the game throws at you with ease.
The biggest personal gripe I have with the game is just how tedious the grinding is for certain things. If you don't use duping glitches, it'll take you dozens of hours to fully upgrade your endgame sets.
real shit
You need to like open-world stuff. In previous Zeldas, playing for 2 hours would get you through a good chunk of the game, but in open-world Zeldas, it could be almost zero progress.
I would dig the open-world Zeldas more if their world was the size of Link to the Past. A lot to do, a large and varied world, but not a lot of movement required.
you can just do the story and complete it in like 20 hours, throw in some extra side activities if you want
>just play 1/10th of the game
nah, how about we keep the content and cut the nontent?
It has some of the best side quests in all of gaming so no.
It… does? I guess if you like fetch quests and the occasional riddle.
You didn't play the game.
Unless Emulator don't count then yeah I did.
Emulators absolutely don't. So no. You didn't play it.
If you didn't do the quest where you bring a smile back to a depressed kids face than you have nothing worth hearing.
Okay, name 10 long engaging quests that aren’t the gazette or part of the main story.
>Typhlo Ruins
>Liberating and rebuilding Lurelin Village
>Mayoral election in Hateno Village
>Providing reference pictures for Kilton's monster display in Tarrey Town
>Misko's Fierce Deity treasure hunt
>Forgotten Temple goddess statue restoration
>Liberating areas across Hyrule with the monster control team
>Hunting down Master Khoga in the depths
>Finding all the goddess orbs scattered around Gerudo Town
>Getting the musical troupe back together and carting them to the great fairies to perform
>goddess statue orbs
that quest was great but the reward was fricking garbage for where I am at. The reward is so much better as early as you start the desert.
Also learned you need to use the rusty weapons and break them, without having them fused, so the unrusted spawns in the depths.
>spoiler
I had no idea that's how it worked. If they do a Master Mode I might purposely only use certain weapons.
some seem to only spawn in specific areas, but not across the board, such as ive found royal only under Hyrule Castle, but found other stuff elsewhere, and I think the riot/goron/etc... have higher chances for their weapons underneath themselves.
>spoiler
I'm not convinced that's how it works. I've never come across a knight's claymore in the overworld but I did find one in the depths.
>Typhlo Ruins
>Providing reference pictures for Kilton's monster display in Tarrey Town
>Misko's Fierce Deity treasure hunt
>Forgotten Temple goddess statue restoration
>Liberating areas across Hyrule with the monster control team
>Finding all the goddess orbs scattered around Gerudo Town
These are either fetch quests or not really that engaging. Maybe Kilton’s is okay if only because you can frick around with the statues. The goddess statue and Gerudo ones are actively offensive and while I think Lurelin is a glorified fetch quest I’m fine with that one as the reward for it is really nice and you get to see the village change with your efforts. Still not that impressive, half of the ones you’re bringing up are mediocre with the overwhelming majority being largely filler. I personally find the Yiga and Constructs charming, though.
NTA but the question was to list 10 engaging long quests and he provided them. "Engaging" is obviously subjective but these are at least arguably engaging, and I had a lot of fun with most of them. You'd be hard pressed to get quests like this in most other Zelda games, nevermind open world games.
I would kind of agree with you if we were talking about BotW but TotK is a vast improvement over it.
I would hesitate to call some of those long, but sure.
I mean those are some of the longest sidequests in the game. Any longer than that and they would become a little tedious tbh.
Which ones would you hesitate to call long?
A Link Between Worlds is what you want
If that's what I was describing I would have said that.
It's an open world in LttP's world.
>in open-world Zeldas, it could be almost zero progress
What the frick are you doing for 2 hours that gives you almost zero progress? TotK has so much stuff it's overwhelming and I forgot what I was trying to do an hour ago.
I just finished replaying Link to the Past and it isn't really all that varied.
It’s just a $70 dollar DLC and the story was fricking dog shit.
i want to cum inside rauru
Oh wow another completely original and totally organic opinion
I see less praise and less seething over this game than BotW did so that's definitely not true. It's already quickly dying down
Why is Rauru's hand so sticky?
How much Fuse goo do you think he can crank out in a day?
>sonia
>has a tea party
>talks with zelda
>dies
>rauru
>says he can handle ganon
>can't
>gropes ganon for tens of thousands of years instead
This game is fricking moronic.
>gropes ganon
It was a nipple-twister, hence the spiraling energy flow.
Hate weapon breaking, Hate flashback Story Telling, Like Temples, Like sense of progression and Growth. Like varied combat and enemies. Graphics, Music, and Sound Design arent much to write home about. A Zelda title having music or sound that doesnt leave an impression seems obscene.
The game just isn't for me. Outside of some charming characters I dont really see the appeal.
This games music and sound is top of the industry. I can heat several melodies in my head as I type this. Anywhere you go the world is teeming with sounds of wildlife and people working and every single town has a 10/10 soulful theme that kicks in perfectly underneath the natural sounds. Try to be less of a shithead.
Thats the problem. All the music is subdued to the natural ambience. Its pleasant, but ranges from great like the Rito town theme to straight up forgettable like Gerudo town. But even those great ambient tracks lack any impact.
I have to disagree that Gerudo Town is forgettable, but Zora's Domain kind of is so I'll give you that one. But most town themes in the game are pretty good, especially Lookout Landing.
I cried
I didn't but loved the cheesy juxtaposition of Link diving to save her just as he did in the introduction of the game
also hate how they pussy out of a kiss or god forbid A HUG!
How come hylians frick fish and goats and nobody cares?
good try but... If I wanted to play with puzzles I would do my math homework
Clearly Sony know their audience
This shit is so insufferable in western games. I don't know who started it, but its moronation in the name of accessibility.
It was me, I started it.
Why did you start it
I wanted my 7 year old niece to be able to play video games.
I hate accesibility, when a developer treats accesibility as it were a universal principle to be applied everywhere I am instantly wary of their product.
That's because you actually have to solve the problems on the left and the devs don't want to risk players getting stuck vs the right where you can just as easily ignore everything or cheese it into oblivion.
Zelda was the same exact way, even far worse with characters like Fi, before they basically said frick it and made literally everything except the very beginning and very end optional so they wouldn't have to worry about morons getting stuck on toddler tier puzzles and challenges.
Whether the puzzle/problem is hard or not I'd much rather have a character like Link than characters that never shut the frick up and always state the obvious
Sure, but I'm just giving the reason why they do it, because gaming has gone mainstream and most of the people playing now aren't dedicated hobbyists and nerds, but dumbasses who either need to be told what to do or be allowed to cheese it or skip it entirely.
Too much copy paste and grinding, exploring the underground especially is an extreme slog.
Gameplay looks barely any better than BotW and the story looks moronic with these gay goat people
Agreed, it's phenomenal. I'll say the depths is probably the weakest part of the game but it's largely completely divorced from the main story so it's not like you need to go there unless you want rare armor or battery upgrades.
Nintendo fans are subhuman shit eaters.
fix'd
>seething so much he waste his time making a shitty edit
lol keep crying
Not perfect but a pretty good game. My favorite parts were the caves/wells, the great sky island, the monster control sidequest, Riju of gerudo town, and the Ganondorf fight.
I love the Yiga so much in this game
They need to be reoccurring villians in future Zelda games
>villians
The amount of incompetence in the entire clan is impressive
It's like they were ALL trained wrong as a joke
>villains being incompetent
>brought to you by the same company that had a criminal organization be constantly thwarted by a ten year old and his electric rat for nearly 30 years.
It's not that impressive.
game freak developed totk? red and blue had more sequels than just gold and silver? where are these games, i want to play them
Nintendo bankrolled them all you one braincelled wonder.
Hahahah call Totk a Masterpiece more like it's a piece of shit. Op How about you blow your brains out with a shotgun homosexual. That also go for all of you Totk defenders.
>this is OBJECTIVELY one of if not the best videogame ever made
You're OBJECTIVELY a tasteless fricking moron. Despite recycling the world from BotW it manages to not bother making up for almost any of its shortcomings. Maybe we could do something other than Korok quests, maybe something other than sign quests, for frick's sake give the player SOMETHING to do that doesn't just boil down to "go here, then here" or "kill these frickers". The crafting system fails to encourage any sort of experimentation because your weapons hit like chalk against a brick wall, finding new weapons still feels like shit because they're all equally worthless and disposable, your trio of buttbuddies are horrendously annoying to utilize and are always the exact opposite place you want them, and you're still finding all the same clothing in all the same places and otherwise doing the EXACT. SAME. SHIT.
Imagine having a $70 game with less ACTUAL content than a $20 expansion pack, and you have TotK.
Name your favorite Zelda game.
Minish Cap
Notice how there's no criticism for Minish Cap, truly the best zelda
>Capcom Zelda
Embarrassing. At least the Oracle games are passable at best, but Minish Cap? Gross.
Still no criticism, Minish Chads keep on winning.
A Link to the Past, followed by Ocarina of Time.
>just boil down to "go here, then here" or "kill these frickers"
Literally ALttP in a nutshell.
You're right, a semi-linear dungeon crawler with coherent progression that manages to outpace is predecessor in every single way is clearly the same exact thing as doing 12,000 fetch quests to get your Black folkhitting korok seeds. Suck my dick you pedantic moron, anyone who payed $70 for this fricking garbage and doesn't hate themselves for it needs to go to rehab.
>You're right
Concession accepted. Glad you admit that LttP doesn't have much to it.
>"""coherent progression"""
Yeah I sure do miss everything in the game boiling down to "go to this boring dungeon where you backtrack constantly and then fight a bumper cars boss that just requires your sword and often has nothing to do with the actual dungeon" gameplay. Very riveting.
Cool, have fun with your four dungeons and empty open world.
Thanks, I will. By the way there are actually more than 4 dungeons and it's not empty, so good to know you haven't played it and it mogs your favorite Zelda game.
Absolute kino moment
NOOOOOO
Heheheheee I am fricked up in the head
you are fricked up from head to toe
:):):)
It's a solid 7. Jim Stephanie Sterling said so, so it must be true.
>behemoth
Big doesnt = good, zoomie
TotK > whatever your favorite game is
It's pretty good, but it's no Cave Story...
So my objective opinion.
If you love zelda games and loved botw then it's a really good game.
If you loved botw but are burnt out on open world games, then players will sink hours into this game.
If you like older zelda games and the older style of things. Then don't bother buying this game.
I loved this game but having the same open world expanded made it more tiresome to find the shrines than the previous game because you had a new world to explore.
You do have the underground area, but it is not as fun fumbling around in the dark constantly lighting your way through it dealing with gloom.
I was hoping for more sky areas as big as the temple of time area but they are more limited. Still it was great to go place to place.
Monsters are more difficult even when you can fire Keese eyeballs. Which is good but also a pain. So I wouldn't hold that against the game.
Gloom is a b***h and I hate it. That's my biased opinion on that.
Building stuff for puzzles is a great idea.
But I only used it for getting around and solving puzzles.
Then there is the story, made little sense as to the kingdom hyrule seems to restart it self from 10,000 years to 1,000 years.
It all was wierd. But game play is the focus on zelda and it was fun finding treasure underground and fighting old bosses underground to get their body parts to attach to weapons.
Great Game, would be better if I had a new world I could see visually instead of having to find a night light to see it all. But this game was still fun.
i liked botw a decent amount. totk i was skeptical cause the building seems tedious. and it is a bit tedious, but as i've gotten used to it its fast enough that it doesnt feel bad and i really do enjoy some of the puzzles that use the building.