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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    install 50 games and then after a week not use the device at all

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      c'mon man why do you have to call me out like that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally me but on switch lite

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get some emulators or steam games you think you'll like
      I'm partial to Civ VI on it - trackpads are great. Been playing RE4 (original) lately

      Honestly I largely use it to watch pirated anime on my TV. Still occasionally game on it, but doesn't overtake a PC

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half of the worlds economy works based on this phenomenon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about the nintendo switch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meh, I still play some games on my bed in the evening.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow bro how do you know me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      me on my hen ps3. i spend more time installing games than playing them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, me and my new 3DSxl that i cracked.
      Over a hundred games, only play mario kart while taking a shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do we say taking a shit when we're leaving a shit there?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not going to solve that one for you chatGPT.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like my Switch, PSP, Vita, etc.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fun anywhere. You're free.
      Do your best to avoid poorgays on Ganker like or

      This

      Have fun, anon. You deserve it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Also buying portable console to play on the couch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Ganker completely misses the point of handhelds. You aren't going to play on a deck if you are at home, you are going to play on your PC.
      I use my deck 6 / 7 days of the week because I am only home one day a week because of work. So the deck actually works for people like me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of sweatshop are you working in where you only get to go home 1 day a week?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this was me with the switch
      got my deck recently though and already pumping more hours into it than I ever did my switch, without having to buy new games either

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Install Lutris/Heroic games launcher(sometimes it can run gmes Lutris can't idk why) and start sailing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just downloaded the fitgirl repack of lies of p on my pc. I wanna install it on my steam deck, have you installed any repacks using those lutris guide videos on youtube? Not sure which to follow.

      Also for some reason, once I removed emudeck from my internal drive and shifted all my emulsion stuff to an SD card, for some reason emustation can't detect my roms anymore.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA you replied to, but from my experience ive tested around 110 or so games OUTSIDE Steam and around 80% "just werk" with proton GEs when you add them as non-steam games. From indies, to porn games to AAA.

        Also, aaaaall and every RPG maker games/ rpg porn games work, and every single Unity game also works perfectly well. For odd reasons.
        Some games that didnt wanna work were like Kingdom hearts, Monster hunter, horizon zero dawn, RE2 remake , Baldur's gate etc.
        good luck with Lies of P

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Install your favorite games
    Find some of them don't work out of the box
    Learn that it really is just linux under the hood and there's a full computer you can easily get to and will need to for anything but stuff with green checkmarks
    Troubleshoot issues one at a time (first major one for me was codec files)
    Go down the rabbit hole for what you can play
    Sort out emulation

    And I'm roughly there. My latest achievement was figuring out how to get xbox gamepass stuff to play. I've now worked out to do streaming from my PC to my SD to play P3R from gamepass, with the added benefit that my computer does all the heavy lifting so I can actually turn on intensive settings like raytracing https://youtu.be/SewuUleDVug

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    install epic games and play fortnite

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Install emudeck

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2nd thing I did after installing Factorio.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      install 50 games and then after a week not use the device at all

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        See my dick in your mouth homosexual

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gets confronted with the truth
          >immediately starts projecting his homoerotical fantasies
          many such cases

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of you choking on my dick

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >still trying to get over his buyer's remorse
              It's been like 2 years, get over it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But enough about the switch

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    use it to play blurry gba advance games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      game boy advance advance

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a secondary account
    >buy all the steam porngames you want
    >move it to the bathroom
    >Now you can fap and shit and play video games at the same time

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >owned the Deck since April 2022
    >fiiiinally after almost two years, i been playing the Deck on a daily basis for almost 30 days now

    Once you really get into it, it's actually quite great. This thing actually plays almost everything on Medium-High settings at 30fps and even FSR turned on to upscale the 720p resolution. (this is assuming you play on TV like i did).

    Just make sure you limit the TDP to like 9-10 watts or so, otherwise the damn Deck gets very loud with the fans and very annoying

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was pretty much my main vidya machine from day one until recently. The novelty of handheld pc gaming kinda wore off and the small screen can be really limiting in some games. No regrets though. I still use it but just not as much.
      I hope valve keeps their shit together and eventually makes a next gen model.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Install Emudeck, play Breath of The Wild for an hour to get screenshots for social media, and never touch the machine again.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    'ick

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now you carry that bad boy into a Starbucks and wait for it to work its magic.
    Its a chick magnet, trust me bro

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know what's the worst thing about the steam deck? I think it's the only gaming device in 2024 with no dedicated screenshot/capture button

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      install decky and the decky recorder plugin

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm aware there are shortcuts for it but it's not the same as a dedicated capture button

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just map it to a back button

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's steam+rb

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can it run Elden Ring at 60fps?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      On minimum settings at 720p yeah.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cum on it.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    'ick on 'eck

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What assclown designed that control layout

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno but I hope he keeps designing control layouts cause this is the first handheld I can play for longer than 30 minds without my hands cramping like crazy.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play Helldivers 2

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use its peak performance to play 10+ years old games on emulators.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    get grip tape to put on the thumbsticks.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I replaced mine with the Go and its the best decision I made in a while. The Deck walked so the others could run.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legion Go? I might buy one. How's the battery life? How hot and loud it gets?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have my volume around 15% and I only notice the fan running when it stops, if that makes sense (when running 30w).
        Battery you'll get 2 hours at full power 1600p sort of shit, not great but also you're not going to be playing games like that when you're out too often. Running at lower res older games you can get up to 5 hours. Really depends on game and required powersettings. New games generally a couple hours, old ones several.
        Some people have fan whine issues which supposedly has been fixed in manufacturing now but I can't speak for that I'm afraid.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks. I probably wouldn't play latest games anyways. Lately i just want to lay down and relax. I hate how i have to work and play games with my pc

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thats exactly what I do yeah. The Go with the detachable controllers and built in kickstand just lend really well to that for my use. Screen is great too but you do get the windows issues

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My problem generally with the deck is that singleplayer hamsterwheel games don't do it for me anymore, and those are the only viable games on the Gaben machine.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ship of Harkinian
    Sm64.exe
    Ryujinx and your favorite switch games
    Your steam games including mouse games (except keyboard ones)

    Get a steam link, have some form of upscaling on your tv, then use your deck as both the system and the controller while you enjoy your games on a better screen at a seemingly better resolution.

    I play my games on 800p but the tv comes in to upscale them into at least 1080p so I can play my games on a fixed 60fps on a 65"

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >retroarch
    >pcsx2
    >cemu
    emulate the frick out of that deck, anon

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    play games at 20 fps (steamcels claim this is an ok gaming experience)

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why buy it instead of a laptop? Genuine question

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scale economics
      Long term driver support
      Actual portability

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      rather a SteamDeck than a laptop, and I'm a deck hater.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the price / performance ratio is way better than any gamimg laptop. More comfy to use, easier to travel with, it's a solid get.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        guess im cooming today

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is a very nice butt

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the handheld form factor is better because you don't have to balance it on anything

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gaming laptops have better performance but always have to be plugged in a wall to use the discrete GPU and don't have the advantage of having a controller attached 24/7. They're always made for a desk to actually play games on. Also they get hot as shit and somehow the Steam Deck has better cooling even while smaller

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the replies, I think I will buy it, I need it for playing old games like new vegas or something

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good look with Linux. Get a windows handheld so you can easily mod.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Winbloats
        >Valve's child-proofed distro too complex

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >using a child proof system in the first place
          You can tell your age from this lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Windows handheld are far superior to SteamDeck. I have both and the Deck is now a paperweight.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why not dualboot Windows on the Deck?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because the Deck is weaker than those systems. It's a good intro handheld though for people who are not sure what they want

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              At that point you should just get a rog ally, which more powerful and doesn't need a dual boot to get anything running.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah get MSI Claw not Ally it's shit and white Intel is the best one also Legion Go is big and bad for you

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good morning curryBlack person

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are not say those word

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Saar Endia supapowa now saar

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              How would an Indian afford both? Think anon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No thanks I don't need microsoft windows technical support

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Windows is a dogshit experience on these systems. I find it very hard to believe anyone would prefer it over the convenience the deck offers. There's a reason why the deck so easily became the king of UMPCs.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because people don't know how to use windows anymore

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Works on my machine quite well. I prefer it to my Deck. Deck has its place, it's a good entry level for people to afraid to tweak their systems. You get less power, less choice but greater convenience so its a trade off based on what you want to put in.

                There is a reason SteamDeck has a huge teabby audience.

                good morning, sirs, !

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Windows Handhelds won.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Deck bros...

                That's a cool design, is it comfortable though?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Works on my machine quite well. I prefer it to my Deck. Deck has its place, it's a good entry level for people to afraid to tweak their systems. You get less power, less choice but greater convenience so its a trade off based on what you want to put in.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              There is a reason SteamDeck has a huge teabby audience.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                *troony

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is literally the first time I have ever heard anyone say this. It makes me assume you have never used a deck. Ive watched like 10 comparison videos on youtube and every single one talked about how much better the steamOS experience was over windows.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        linux is legit good and more often than nit has better performance than windows, bad advice imo

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not with mod heavy games anon. You haven't even used it for that and it's shows

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >resource heavy mods on portable systems with already lackluster battery life
            so were you in an accident recently or were you just born moronic?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he thinks all mods are resource heavy

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Poor excuse anon. You can have the best of both worlds. Keep justifying your ill informed purchase, but all means.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nothing to say when faced with the his world being wrecked
                Lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What handheld are you using?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You got fricked kid

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have a heavily modded NV install working flawlessly on the deck with MO2. Got any actual examples or are you just gonna pretend that doesn't count?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Get a windows handheld so you can easily mod
        Why are these threads always full of lies? Valve makes the ext4 user partition capable of case insensitivity and then recursively sets the C drive of the wine prefix to case insensitive. Proton also supports MO2 out of the box thanks to wine-mono, the native dotnet runtime. Modding is literally click and run. The only exception is that you need to manually select the modtool .exe in launch commands if you use a loader, since valve refuses to support that (or running multiple .exes in the same prefix) in gui.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good look with Linux. Get a windows handheld so you can easily mod.

      nta but i do wish i could just drag and drop all my new vegas mod files. I don't have a bluetooth mouse keyboard so i cba to set up the mods on deck yet.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought op was showing off a Roomba

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play mine every day and have completed many games on it. Even double consoomed and got the OLED one. The people who shit on the deck are either too moronic to fiddle with Proton or Lutris for 5-10 minutes or they're beaners who get upset that the Deck doesn't play Fortnite and their latest AAA slop. If you actually like good games, the Deck is for you.

    Games I've beaten/replayed lately on the Deck:

    >Jak & Daxter (OpenGoal PC port)
    >Mega Man Legends 2
    >Wario Land 4
    >DMC1 (DMD run)
    >Final Fantasy IX (Moguri Mod)
    >Dino Crisis (Classic REbirth version)
    >Sonic Mania

    Currently playan:
    >BallisticNG
    >Disgaea PC
    >Rain World

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Moguri mod
      Holy based, and I agree, there is a layer of skill issue that is never brought up by the deck's critics.
      If you can get the base model for 300 or less then upgrade the memory through your own means it is an absolute necessity at a cheap price atm.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >legends 2
      my homie, how you liking the OLED for emulation? Own an LCD currently and seriously considering upgrading.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how you liking the OLED for emulation?
        Its a thing of beauty. I never bother with widescreen hacks or anything so having the borders around 4:3 games just melt into nothingness thanks to the OLED screen is wonderful. If I play it in bed in the dark then it looks like I'm holding a little hovering square, its awesome. Upgrading from the LCD to the OLED is pricey but in my experience I don't regret it at all. It runs so much cooler too so you'll never hear the fans make a peep when playing older stuff.

        I tried a variety of well-reviewed chink handhelds before the deck but all of them were fricking awful. No doubt recommended by Redditors who take a photo of Pokemon Crystal's title screen and upload it for karma, then leave the device in a cupboard to rot. They all have such shit ergonomics and awful quality control.

        Deck is an end-game system for me. Chinkshit players and Windows homosexuals are free to enjoy their slop.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Waiting for the fatal frame 2 and jak 3 decompilation
      Also its great to play games stuck on ps360, drakengard 3 runs better here than on my old ps3 lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah sold my regular deck to a non speaking Hispanic and then got the oled. Beat mgs 1 for the first time on the deck. Really liked how liquid's helicopter fight reminded me of a shark circling someone in water.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not the deck but I love these portable PCs. Good excuse to catch up on my backlog and replay old favourites at 1600p too

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    EAT IT

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Deck is the best console of the 9th gen
    This is a known fact
    It's unbeatable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo delaying switch 2 makes kinda pointless to wait for it, I rather just wait for deck 2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      true and im deck's nr.1 hater

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what to do.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its the reason I was able to complete yakuza games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather just watch a movie than play yashitsa games. what a complete and utter waste of time they are.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >three serious sam 1 machines

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss my rog ally, too the bad the BIOS updates would never install for some reason.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been playing
    >lightly modded Stardew
    >Horizon Mod Fallout 4
    >MHW
    >Dave the Diver
    I keep starting games before I finish others. Once I get through these I'll try the Yakuza series and maybe Far Cry 4

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wheres the wiener?

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SLAP YOUR 'ICK ON IT

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now
    you deck

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't post anything about having a steam deck, people will bully you for buying a videocard with a 7 inch aliexpress touchscreen

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the difference between this and a laptop practically (same price)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use your eyes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show me a 500 dollar laptop with the same performance as a steamdeck.
      And that fits in your hands like a controller while in bed or the couch.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dell G3 with 1660.
        "Fits in my hands" what are you a homosexual or something?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dell G3
          how are you going to aim with that, the mousepad?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >how are you going to aim
            This is literally a female-tier response, it's sliding, strawmanning
            I'll respond to you properly without calling you a female if you actually put in effort to post ok

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ok projectgay.
              Again, how are you going to play a shooter with a mousepad on your laptop in bed or on a couch?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >projectgay
                weak bully, you probably are a woman lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, i like woman.
                Do you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Laptops aren't half as portable as laptop gays make them out to be. You WILL sit at a desk or you're gonna have a bad time.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >laptops aren't half as portable as laptop gays make them out to be
        Pretty ironical. Can you put a Steam Deck in your pocket, anon?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In my jeans yeah

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You either have weirdly big pockets or are fat as shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dell G3 with 1660.
      "Fits in my hands" what are you a homosexual or something?

      >Dell G3
      how are you going to aim with that, the mousepad?

      Laptops aren't half as portable as laptop gays make them out to be. You WILL sit at a desk or you're gonna have a bad time.

      Why is Laptop vs Steam Deck still a debate?
      Laptop does everything the Deck does except it can do more. You have infinitely more controller options, emulation options, modding options, resolution/graphics options, streaming options, and a bigger screen. Laptop having a bigger screen is a big deal since both can't fit in your pocket anyway so the portability buzzword has no meaning in this conversation.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because a small screen just looks infinitely better for retro games. If I want to play on a big screen I play modern games on my desktop.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why is Laptop vs Steam Deck still a debate?
        Deck is comfortable in bed. Why would I get a GayMan laptop when I have a desktop?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have no clue what you're talking about stop being so hyperbolic, the only person you seem to be trying to convince is yourself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steam deck's desktop mode is buggy dogshit that isn't work using. However, as a device to play games, the portability and feel of the device beats any laptop.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a handheld to rule them all

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ick on eck

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are those gay morons at Valve dropping the update that lessens the mura on the OLED model? There was talk of it over a month ago. I legit dropped my Fatal Frame 2 playthrough due to that shit.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is cream ever going to release a home TV console box? It could have swappable parts so you can upgrade it on the fly. It would be a piss5 killer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      rumor is they are working on one

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cool, that would but a Linux box in millions of homes. If anyone can make Linux mainstream, it's valve.frick windows

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      rent free

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play vidya games, browse Ganker, watch pron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watch pron
      Sad panda?

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even have a desktop now, I just use my handheld as my PC when I dock it

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oled or LCD?

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >mutilated crippled penor
    Do americans really?
    Why?

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay?

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    would be cool if you could connect it to an external GPU in dock mode. i've seen some vids of people doing that but they had to hack an occulink port into it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess that's one main benefit the windows machines have over it, but the cost of eGPU seems extortionate

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deck chads play games
    And they do it for cheap
    Simple as

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how Valve still haven't released a public version of the OS. All those trannies screaming about how the deck is gonna save linux now realise that they're not saving linux. They just took it because they don't have to pay, and there's nothing those troons can do about it.

    Based Gaben.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    get a job were you need to take long commute by train

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trade it in for one of these bad boys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    run one or two new games and be surprised they run at all, then proceed to install old stuff from around 2010 era and ps2 emu to actually have fun. also install tons of h-games

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to GG deals, order by price ascending and buy about 20 games
    Enjoy that for a while

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honest question, who in the frick still uses laptops? Is this the early 00's? Phones and UMPCs outclass them in every regard.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who in the frick still uses laptops?
      People with jobs that require you to work with software.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A bunch of my coworkers have laptops, they all use it for work.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      which phone can run games as well as my lappy 4050?

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more than 50% of my time on the deck is me playing the gameboy tetris version

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mine is coming next week and I kinda want to play old assassins creed games like black flag and rogue, are they playable out of the box? I'm afraid of uplay shittery

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Black flag runs like ass. Rogue runs well. But both gets fricked by uplay running intermittently

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to run in Windows

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    download countless porn games and jerk off to all of them in the comfort of your bed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are there actually good porn games?

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he fell for it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it runs Elden Ring
    >IT FRICKING RUNS ELDEN RING
    >it looks absolutely amazing on oled screen
    >it actually runs great
    Holy shit. What's the point of Switch 2 again?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > What's the point of Switch 2 again?
      a platform to sell overrated and overpriced nintendoslop
      totk sucked big balls btw, dont @ me morons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      To play Nintendo games legally with online functionality. If those kinds of games don't interest you, that's fine. I enjoy many games, so I own a Deck OLED, Switch OLED, and PS5 Slim.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the point of Switch 2 again?
      Normalgay fodder they can buy in walmart. The switch had its place when it was literally the only handheld available, but that was years ago. Far as I'm concerned consoles will never be relevant again, the future is PC.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IT RUNS ELDEN RING
      elden ring can run on my 10 year old and 8 year GPU. nothing special

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick is eldin ring still 60 eurodollars on steam?
      it's like the nips want me to pirate it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elden Ring's pirated copy doesnt "just werk" on the Steam Deck... so i eventually gave in and bought it on Steam on one of those meeeeega rare sales it has lol

        Its funny cause 80% of pirated games work fine but sometimes you're stuck with games that just dont fricking run on Proton GE for no damn reason.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still, the fires of rubicon game is already at 40 eurodollars, but they refuse to lower eldin ring.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah i hear you anon... Sekiro is also in the same boat, almost ZERO sales , no matter the occasion.
            Fromsoft's success has gone to their heads i bet

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sekiro is a Activision game no?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Activision were the publishers, but the devs are still FromSoftware..
                I dunno how greedy or not Activision are with their sales tho..

                But im willing to bet this is FromSoftware making decisions.. even Dark Souls 3 is rarely on sale and is still full price (ahem it is on sale today but thats a rare exception)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Activision were the publishers, but the devs are still FromSoftware..
                I dunno how greedy or not Activision are with their sales tho..

                But im willing to bet this is FromSoftware making decisions.. even Dark Souls 3 is rarely on sale and is still full price (ahem it is on sale today but thats a rare exception)

                Sekiro's situation is strange.
                Activision only published the game outside Japan. From owns the IP and published the game in Japan.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just to let you know there's this annoying issue where the game just randomly stops receiving inputs (can't move, rotate the camera, etc.)

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    install Switch emulator and enjoy your switch games.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the ROG

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo bros?

      >No touchpads

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Touchpads are a meme

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. trackpadlet

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Touchpads are a meme
          The lack of trackpads makes most hentai games unplayable.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            just use gyro as mouse. it just werks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't decide between it or Legion Go

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        legion Go is around 10-15% more powerful.. bigger screen and no memory card BS

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They have the same hardware but Legion go has joycons and a slightly bigger battery while Ally is more portable and lighter plus has VRR when you try and run modern games that can't have a steady framerate

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo bros?

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    now you take a picture of your hairy chode on top of it.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deck bros...

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    let it sit in its case for months only occasionally pulling it out for a night where you’re too lazy to go to your PC

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a piece of shit hardware you have to send it back while you still can
    dont listen to VALVe drones
    >sold less than the n-gage
    >cant run anything after 2015
    >shit dpad cant play fighting games
    >has virtually 0 resale value
    >linux so hours upon hours of tinkering to do the most simple task
    etc etc
    send it back send it back send it back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cant run anything after 2015
      >linux so hours upon hours of tinkering to do the most simple task
      lying little homosexual

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >send it back send it back send it back

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoulda got one of these bad boys instead

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd sup a boy

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pick up some JNCOs so it will fit in your pocket like I had to with the atari lynx lol

  76. 3 months ago
    Share dilution

    Keep playing on your desktop and lug this around only on holidays where you should probably be doing something else than playing video games. Seriously, unless you have a job where you have to travel a lot, something like a trucker or a traveling corporate job, you really don't need this thing. What, you're gonna use it on the bus? Fricking autistic. The other reason to get this thing is if you want to pirate Nintendo games in which case it's perfect.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's nice to play in bed after already spending all day at my desk.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really enjoy remote play on the steam OLED, found this guide online that reduces the latency to basically 0. I look foward to beating yakuza 8 so that I can grind away in bed.

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some fun GameCube games to emulate?
    Never owned the console btw.

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start Poppin

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