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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    depends if you have a N64 or not

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mutted goyslop of old.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mutted goyslop

      How are Native Americans mutts?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A fun fps with really fun weapons and really obnoxious level design. Honestly if you want to play turok 2 you should try the modern ports of it that have good framerates, a draw distance that isnt a foot in front of you and other nice updates.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely linear levels that will waste your time with brutal backtracking if - god forbid - you casually miss a key on your playthrough.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you like using the C buttons to control your character.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is the only way to play an FPS on the N64.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turok 3 > 1 > 2

    Turok 3 has the best multiplayer if you can handle the joystick. If you like that try Golden Eye and Perfect Dark.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Turok: Rage Wars, since you know, Turok.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rage wars grey carts run the gamut between $15 and $1500
        I don't know who to trust.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are Turok

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hope you have that RAM pack or you're FRICKED

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I truly feel like I need it now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off Saucy.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Long ass levels

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I miss old cartridges.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty cool game ruined by having to backtrack for final boss keys.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was genuinely impressed with the gore at the time. Watching the Dinosoids writhe around on the ground after you blow off their legs was edgy-fun for 12 year old me. Seeing them run away screaming from the Cerebral Bore was another highlight.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very good game totally worth $1.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enter DLKTDR for kino

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take it seriously, it's a for-reals shooter.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOVL

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BEWAREOBLIVIONISATHAND

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute kino. Get the remake on steam afterwards. It plays much better.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soul and Despair

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks comfy

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed all the turok games. Except evolution and the reboot.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    RIP you'll never find the way out of the starting area

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a great game.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    a good game with one of the worst levels in history

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The controls of the N64 suck but the PC version was kinda decent way back when I was a moronic kid that couldn't play the game further than a few stages

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still have the sound of the cerebral bore stuck in my head

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really shitty boss fights

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OBLIVION IS AT HAND

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOVL
    Also I want Adon to step on me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post Cerebral Bore.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we ever going to get another proper Turok game? Did the Nightdive remakes sell enough to warrant it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean an actual fresh game and not a remaster? Hard to say, I think Turok is a little too niche for that, it might even be more niche than System Shock

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick cares
    I just spent hours re-locating in Valheim so i could be next to swamp just to find out the swamp area was tiny and has frick all resources
    im betwatted

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I AM TUROK

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who did you play in [spoiler}Rage Wars[/spoiler]?
    Pic related for me, my bro always played the mantid drone
    >capcha YMMMM

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