>just played gen 5 for the first time

>just played gen 5 for the first time
Why is this generation so revered? I've yet to play B/W2 and will shortly but this so badly wanted to be a wheel-breaking, edgier pokemon and it was just so boring. At least coliseum/GoD actually went all the way with it, even if they were weird as frick games. The mons/sprites are incredibly uninspired (looking at you Cobalion what the actual frick), the amount of forced "ooooh wowwww 3D areas" making the game look like straight aged dogshit in most areas...the UI is incredibly clunky as well. I just don't get it. It was definitely a pokemon game but it has to be one of my least favorites. Also N is gay. The box legendary is pretty cool though.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is this generation so revered?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Platinum and BW2 are the peak of the series, and Johto is gay.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Why is this generation so revered?
    Because it was an above average JRPG as opposed to a mediocre to below average one and pokétards don't play games other than pokémon so it felt like a narrative masterpiece to them.
    Also look the catalog next time, this has been answered daily.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Because it was an above average JRPG
      above average JRPGs typically have good writing or good difficulty or good exploration
      BW fails at all three

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're describing a 7 or above (Good, great, top tier or masterpiece) above average is a 6/10 which gen 5 are storywise.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he's too autistic to understand how 1-10 rankings work

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Buddy. Average is literally a 5, above average is a 6. Or are you too moronic to understand they aren't and shouldn't be school grades?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You have to be moronic to think the average game is a 5.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have to be moronic or don't understand statistics to think a 5 isn't average when talking 1-10.
                Have you ever seen a normal distribution lil bro?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We're not talking about the average between 1 and 10, which isn't even 5. We're talking about what the games are rated. Just go average every game on a review website and look. It won't be 5.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes because kids are too school-grade minded and are too moronic to understand a normal distribution.
                If you discount 80% of review sites being shills then just shift the normal distribution to 5-10 which is the "acceptable" range for review shills.
                But it's all the same in the end, hence why I prefer to use concise terms like unplayable, awful, deeply flawed, bad, below average, mediocre=average, above average, good, great, top tier and masterpiece instead of a numerical grading because morons get triggered when they see a 5.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if you ignore all the data that makes me wrong I'm right
                Okay. good luck with your autism.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're the autistic one who can't understand normal distributions are everywhere. I'm sorry that an 8 or below grade triggers your memories of being hit with the belt because mommy wanted you to study hard.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's the average rating of all games on a review site of your choice?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > If you cheerypick data from shills then it's not the average
                Seethe + Cope lil bro 5 is the middle of the scale, I'm talking mathematical facts you're triggered by emotions.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No one has said that the average of 1 and 10 isn't between 5 and 6. Which makes 6 above that average. Your autism is preventing you from realizing that that's never been what we're talking about.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > No one has said that the average of 1 and 10 isn't between 5 and 6.
                You did

                We're not talking about the average between 1 and 10, which isn't even 5. We're talking about what the games are rated. Just go average every game on a review website and look. It won't be 5.

                > Your autism is preventing you from realizing that that's never been what we're talking about.
                Your moronation prevents you from understanding basic concepts and facts lil bro.
                Shill review sites use a 5-10 scale, not a 1-10 one and even then it's skewed towards 9s since 8 are already considered kind of bad scores by school-grade mindbroken kiddies.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I said it isn't 5, learn to read.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if you add up every game on metacritic and then divide by the amount of games you will get 5
                Smartest brown.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You should, it should follow a normal distribution.
                It probably doesn't and it skews towards 8s and 9s because most reviews are advertisements though.
                Do you have a learning disability or something? I've clearly explained my objective reasoning and the flaws of the review sites several times and you're still seething at basic concepts. By any chance is your IQ below 80?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How autistic do you have to be to not get that between it being subjective opinions and more trash than good being released that it will never perfectly average 5?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What would you say is an average grade in a 1-10 grading system?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Would you say that 5.5 is the average grade of a class just because it's the average of the scale? We already know yes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > Mind-broken school grading moronation that was already addressed as the flaw with game scores and how to account for that.
                Just say you're trolling at this point lil bro, you got me good.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >greentext capitalizer
                No wonder averages confuse you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > No argument left
                > Y-You can't capitalize greentext!!!1!!
                You're trying too hard lil bro, just accept you got schooled.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, that other guy is correct. You do know the videogame scores are a meme for this very reason, right? For instance:

                it was horrible and it killed my family
                8.1/10

                Far below expectations. 7/10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >any pokemon game
      >above average jrpg
      You nailed it with poketards don't play other games.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They felt like 6/10 when I played them which meant unovabortions were going to cherish them as 12/10.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Faggot

    it's 2024, we don't have to pretend that the game is good anymore

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the UI is incredibly clunky as well
    The UI is best Pokemon has ever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Faggot

      usum has the best ui

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is this generation so revered?
    because it as the first time Game Freak actually respected its fans enough to listen to them and try to fix the series fundamentals flaws with the series. Everyone hated GSC for it overreliance on KANTOOOOOOo Pokémon, and the plot being just KANTOOOOOO's leftovers, and Johto being nothing but a tiny hick region with no culture identity outside of being KANTOOOOOOOOOOs backyard. and Game FReak was too lazy and moronic to fix any of that when making HGSS so Masuda decided to make sure design Unova to avoid all things people hated about Johto. That;s why it has the most new pokemon out of any gen, why here are no evos or worhtless babies, and why only new pokemon show up. But Genwunners seethed because they couldn't sweep the game with CHARIZARD and because most pokefans are moronic casuals they fell of Genwunners lies. Masuda even compromised his artistic vision and ruined B2W2 by bloating it with invasive pests from KANTOOOOOOOOOOO but Genwunners and casuals still cried and shat their daipers, so Masuda when into a depressiion and stopped trying.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pokemon being in pokemon games is a flaw

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The loudest and most active members of the online fandom are zoomers. Gen 4 and 5 were their first games. It is just nostalgiagaygorty. You are starting to see the same thing happen with Gen 6.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only good gens are accused of nostalgiahomosexualry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not trying to be the cranky old guy, nor am I a genwunner (I'm planning to buy scarlet tomorrow to play for the first time, I really enjoyed sw/sh unironically) but yeah I'm starting to think this is the case. I didn't hate B/W I just didn't understand why it got so much praise for straying from the formula when it just didn't work. I applaud gamefreak for trying but even they saw the result and walked a lot of it back to the more traditional recipe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It IS the case. I'm a genwunner and I've lived through the online era where Hoennbabies were the biggest and loudest part of the francise, then Sinnohfetuses, then Unovabortions and currently Kalosperms are starting to shill their childhood game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My first was yellow. I'll never forgive my parents for giving that to a kid who couldn't read yet (i was barely 4)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The loudest and most active members of the online fandom
      In /vp/, it's clearly gen 2.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what if I really really liked gen 2 but can admit it has a lot of flaws idc how sparse or worthless the new mons in gen 2 were, none of you can understand how hype that was as a kid in the still young age of technology and also getting really cool movies to go along with them unless you were there. it's just not the same today

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was a kid at that time and i thought designs were shit compared to gen 1 (which didn't happen with 3)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You are starting to see the same thing happen with Gen 6.
      lol no we ain’t

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros be like: yeah it was pretty bad, 7/10

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was horrible and it killed my family
    8.1/10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Far below expectations. 7/10

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>just played gen 5 for the first time
    I'm sure you did, just the many other "just played Gen5" threads before you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, it's true. I was busy during that era of pokemon with other stuff in my life. Grew up playing Gen 1-4, missed gen 5, bought a 3DS and beat gen 6 in a day and sold it all off, never played gen 7, was very late to the party but enjoyed gen 8, and like I said earlier in the thread will probably be purchasing scarlet tomorrow. I've been going back and playing the games I haven't beaten yet on emulator to pass time while working.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had the exact opposite experience. I recently played Black for the first time and now it's one of my favorite gens, if not the best. My only real complaint was that there were too many legendaries.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too much water.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DAE trumpets? xddddd

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